Disclaimer:
Al: Miss Cari does not own this franchise. She is just borrowing the characters for her mere amusement. She also does not own the pop culture references she tends to make on here. Um... Colonel? Where's Cari?
Mustang: She's here, Alphonse. Come on, kid. Don't make me do it.
Me: -hiding in the corner- NO!
Mustang: It's been 3 months.
Me: SO?!
Al: Cari, your readers are getting worried.
Me: I know... but...
Mustang: -grabs me and starts dragging me- Let's go! You got a segment to host!
Me: -struggling- NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Mustang: You're not going to die! Just go out there and host this segment!
Me: FINE! Just put me down!
Mustang: -drops me-
Al: Watch out, Cari!
-A book hits my chest-
Me: OW! -attempts to dodge items being thrown at me-
Mustang: ... You're in trouble.
Me: Shut up! -hides behind Mustang- Protect me!
Mustang: Wha- -gets hit in the face by a shoe-
Al: -sighs- I'll handle this. -transmutes wall to shield us-
Me: Thanks, Al!
Mustang: -holding his nose- Ow! I'm bleeding!
Me: Sorry, Colonel... .-.
Mustang: Just do your apology note.
Me: .-. You should put some ice on that...
Mustang: Shut up. -winces- Dammit!
Al: Let's get that cleaned up, Colonel. Cari, you should do your apology note.
A/N: I'M SO SORRY! I've been so busy lately that I haven't had the time to work on this. :( But fear not, for I have not abandoned these stupid segments, because trust me, I have fun with them. (And torturing Ed and Mustang).
Fortunately for you guys, this whole week was my spring break, and I had enough time to work on my other projects as well as this segment. Since my nine weeks are up, I should be free to update this weekly again!
Thanks for sticking with me this far! You guys are amazing people and I love you all!
Mustang: -with bandage on his nose- I think it's broken.
Al: It will heal, don't worry.
Mustang: It better. Let's just get this show rolling. -ahem- Hello, everyone and welcome to Just Ask. I am Roy Mustang and this is my co host, Alphonse Elric.
Al: Hello everyone! Colonel, don't forget our hostess.
Mustang: Right, right. And this is our hostess, the wit-, I mean, Queen Cari, who is... um... supposedly "working on an important project".
Me: -typing on my laptop- Huh? Oh, hi everyone! Welcome to Just Ask! Sorry, I'm working on something.
Mustang: -looking over my shoulder- What the hell is Tumblr?
Me: Gah, go away! - pushes him away and shuts laptop- Hello, sorry about that. Ahem, hello, and welcome to Just Ask. I'm your hostess, Queen Cari, and since these two already introduced themselves, then let's just get these things started. Today, our topic is pairings, because trust me, this fandom has their own variations of pairings.
Al: And we all know that it's Brother who gets paired up the most.
Me: Your brother is paired with everyone. Ahem, let's get this started! First of all, here is D-Chan-67
Questions for Ling!
Did you and Lan Fan get together? And if you haven't why not? You two would be sooo cute together!
Ling: -shakes head-
Lan Fan: No, we're not. I'm his bodyguard and nothing more.
Ed and Greed: -snorts-
Also do you miss sharing your body with Greed?
Ling: I do. Greed was fun.
Greed: Well, I don't.
Ling: You love me though.
Greed: Not really.
Ling: Give me a hug!
Greed: Back away!
Me: Aww... So cute.
Mustang: That was, uh, interesting. Anyways... Oh look. It's the one who locked me and Hawkeye in a room. -.-"
Me: -mutters under my breath-
Mustang: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Mustang: -.-" Ahem, Here's Shalcro.
Well that was a good New Years... SOOOO questions for next session... -Smirks-
Winry- I think you should sing I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules! It would be SOOOO cute! (EDWIN FTW)
Me: -thumbs up- Totally. -points at Winry- Sing!
Winry: What?
Me: Please? :D
Winry: Um... okay...
Me: Disney is sooo gonna sue us. .-.
Winry:
If there's a price for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
Al, Hughes, and other Edwin shippers:
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Winry: No chance, no way,
I won't say it, no, no,
Edwin shippers: You swoon, you sigh,
Why deny it, uh-oh!
Winry: It's too chiche
I won't say I'm in love!
Al: Well you did admit it on the train.
Winry: -blushes-
Ed: .-.
... I can't think of anything else. -Explodes-
Al: Um, Cari?
Me: Ed, clean up the mess.
Ed: Fine. -gets mop-
Me: Ed is our official janitor.
Ed: Shut up.
Al: Ahem, here is is agarfinkel
Let's see how you react to these pairings (straight and yuri):
Me: Heh, yuri.
1. Ed and Winry
Winry: -blushes-
Ed: Oh boy...
Al: It's obvious.
Ling: Totally obvious.
Mustang: It's also official.
Hughes: I'm glad they ended up married and had two children. -takes out last family photo- Does anyone want to see them?!
Ed: I hate you all.
2. Al and May
Al and May: -blushes-
Ed: -smirks- Aw, my brother won the heart of a princess.
Ling: See, Ed approves! We are having the wedding!
Al: Dammit Ling.
Winry: There's another thing Al and May have in common.
Hughes: What's that?
Winry: An annoying older brother.
Ed and Ling: HEY!
3. Roy and Riza
Everyone: IT'S OBVIOUS!
Hawkeye: -face palm-
Mustang: I hate you all.
Hughes: But you love Riza, right?
Mustang: -sighs and buries his face in his hands- Leave me alone to die.
4. Ling and Lan Fan
Ed: I can totally see it.
Ling: -smirks-
Lan Fan: -blushes-
Greed: He's really fond of you, dollface.
Lan Fan: Excuse me?
Me: Greed never lies either.
5. Ed and Rose
Ed: Wait, what?
Rose: Huh? .-.
Me: Oh right... people tend to ship you two a lot, especially in the 2003 anime. -looks away-
Rose: Well, I'm thankful for Edward and his advice to me, but I don't see him that way.
Ed: Yeah... she's a good person and all, but, well yeah.
6. Al and Julia (from Sacred Star of MIlos movie)
Al: Oh, there's Julia again. She's really nice.
7. Winry and Riza
Hawkeye: As Cari puts it, it only "exists for the Yuri".
Me: It does. .-.
Winry: Do... fans even write us in fanfiction?
Me: ... -opens laptop and looks it up- ... Yep.
8. Greed (first Greed) and Martel
Martel: Greed is our leader. And nothing more.
Ling: -smirks-
Greed: Don't even start, you little brat.
9. Ed and Noah (from Conqueror of Shamballa movie)
Ed: Who's Noah?
Me: A gypsy you met in the movie. Remember when I said there were doubles of you guys? Noah was Rose's double on the other world.
Ed: ... The 2003 anime sure did seem to ship us a lot.
Rose: Yes they did.
10. Scar and Lust (mainly seen in the 2003 series)
Scar: What?
Lust: No.
Ed: Wait, how did that happen?!
Me: Yeah... remember how the homunculi were made in the 2003 anime? Lust was created when Scar's brother tried to revive his dead lover.
Scar: What?
Me: Yeah... Scar was in love with that woman too. The brothers hated each other, I think. It was sad.
11. Ed and Lust
Lust: No.
Ed: WHAT!
Me: You're shipped with everyone, Ed.
Now to the truths:
1. King Bradley- did you know that the alternate you (from Conqueror of Shamballa) is a Jewish movie director named Fritz Lang, who wears a monocle on his left eye instead of an eyepatch?
Bradley: No, I did not. That's interesting, I guess.
2. Darius- do you like eating bananas (since you can turn into an ape)?
Darius: -.-"
Ed: -snickers-
Darius: Shut up, you brat.
Ed: Oh, but Mr. Gorilla, what about that time when we were starving and you wouldn't share those bananas.
Heinkel: That was funny.
Greed: He really does love bananas.
Darius: I hate you all.
Al: You guys are so mean. Anyways, here is Not so Human
I would return Tucker if there was anything left. I mean, after six hours of serious torture, there was nothing left but a large splatter of dried blood on the floor. Oh well, the witch can bring him back if she pleases.
Ed: Did you just call her a witch too?
Me: -shrugs- I am a witch, though. But it's only you and Colonel Broken-Nose over there who calls me that, so whatever.
Al: What are you going to do about Tucker?
Me: -looks at pile of trash that is Tucker- ... Eh. -shrugs-
ROY! I watched Nullmetal alchemist and now I need you to sing The Circle Of Life from the Lion King. That scene killed me.
Mustang: -pulling his face from his hands- Huh? Wher-Where am I? Why does my face hurt...? Oh right...
Me: Were you just taking a nap?
Mustang: Uh..
Me: -.-" They want you to sing Circle of Life from the Lion King.
Mustang: ... But I like the song where the baby lion sings that he wants to be king.
Me: His name is Simba. And you have to sing.
Mustang: ... Fine. -ahem-
It's the circle of life
And it moves us all-
Me: -sighs- Okay that's enough.
Envy, what do you have against humans? Is it your jealousy? Are you secretly in love with Ed?
Envy: Just shut up. And I am not secretly in love with the pipsqueak. I don't even know where you guys get that ridiculous and pathetic idea.
Ed: Don't call me a pipsqueak!
And Ed, you and Hughes. Thoughts? I read one where he raped you. Sadly you killed yourself afterwards and I was left wondering why I'd read that.
Hughes: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!
Me: Holy shit... He cussed.
Hughes: Damn right I did. No, that is just horrible. Seriously.
Scar, you and Lust, Al, your brother, Ed, Mr. Hoho, Gluttony, Greed, Kimbly, Father, Bradley, Ling, Pride, that bastard that you killed, I could go on. Anyway, thats all I've found that I can remember off the top of my head. Sorry.
Me: Ed is shipped with everyone.
Ed: I hate you all.
Greed, why don't you lie?
Greed: Cause it's a dick thing to do.
Me: If a girl asked you of her dress made her look fat-
Greed: I'd tell her it makes her look fat. By the way, your hair looks frizzy.
Me: .-. -runs hand through hair- What?
Ed: You've done it now, Greed.
General Armstrong, what the hell made you so crazy? I mean you're so strong but I think its too much. Show some weakness for once. I won't kill you.
Olivier: What makes you think I'm crazy?
Mustang: -opens mouth, then closes it-
Me: Smart move.
Mustang: I don't need any more injuries today. I already broke my nose thanks to you.
Me: I said I was sorry!
Oh Kimbly, what the hell made you so crazy. I mean, some people are batshit crazy. You make them look sane. Why is that? Were you raised in a lab?
Kimblee: No, I wasn't.
Ed: I thought we all agreed that he is not human.
Scar, will you be Winry's mother and father like you promised? Oh right, I read one between you and Winry once. Anyway, will you?
Scar: What?
Winry: Sorry, no. I won't ask him any of that.
Scar: And that I will respect.
Me: -snickers because of the Koma Theater-
Bradley, you piss me off. I mean, sometimes you amuse me, but most of the time I just want to kill you. Why do you make me feel this way?
Bradley: Same reason why humans sometimes amuse me, but also piss me off.
Garfiel, did you rape Kimbly on that train? I think you did because he acted like he wanted Ed in the four panel comic theater and my brother insists that its your fault.
Garfiel: I don't remember such thing, honey.
Me: -snickers- Those comic theaters are fun.
Truth, do you know everything? Or do you just know everything that everyone knows?
Truth: I know all that is need to know in the world.
Me: You are the world.
Truth: I am also you.
Me: Creepy.
Truth: I also know that you placed a framed picture of Legolas next to your family pictures.
Me: .-. You're good.
Well, I'm one rambling for now. Bye!
Al: Bye bye! Here's Xavier 17!
Greetings queen FMA cast the parings i think of r lingxla fan, alxcat girl mei,Edwin,and royai even the colonel annoying he's a ok kinda guys. Seaking of royai my queen watch put there be mature pics in ur royai fan art i gave u.*wink wink*;)
Me: -skims through royai fan art- ... -blushes- Hot damn.
Mustang: You perverted witch. -tries to reach for the fan art-
Me: MINE! -runs off with smutty fan art-
Everyone: ...
Al: Okay... Erm... Moving on. Here's Bluefire21
One, Envy, as far as I'm concerned (and I'm sure about half of the cast agrees) Kimblee is not exactly human.
Ed: He's nuts.
Mustang: I'm surprised he wasn't admitted to the asylum.
I disown him! Plus, he sort of sided with you guys so...
Envy: No. He's still human.
Me: -calling from bulletproof/fire proof forcefield- You're still my yaoi OTP 5ever! -skims through smutty Royai fan art-
Mustang: -whispering to Hawkeye- Remind me to burn up that smutty fanart.
Hawkeye: -sighs- Colonel... -pauses- Yes, sir.
Two, since the movie came up, all I have to say on it is that my favorite part was when the colonel came striding in, suddenly a lot less depressed, and seeing Riza's relieved look and watching Havoc and Breda salute him even though, as Havoc previously mentioned (it might have been Breda) earlier, the colonel was a lower rank than them.
Mustang: -smiles- What can I say? My team is amazing. There is a reason why I chose them.
Havoc: Thanks, Colonel.
Three, Kimblee, since no one has talked to yet, I guess I will. Have you ever saved someone? I mean, even though I hate you, you can't be all bad can you?
Kimblee: In case you all forgot, I saved that Fullmetal brat when he was fighting Pride.
Ed: You did?
Pride: -scoffs- You interfered in our match.
Kimblee: Yeah, I kind of humiliated him and that saved your ass. So... I saved your life.
Ed: What the fuck?!
Four, Ed, you support Royai, here's one wish and a high five.
Ed: -high fives- Thanks.
Mustang: -.-"
Ed: Colonel, just admit that you love her already. According to the witch, you already saw her nake-
Mustang: -clamps his hand over his mouth- Shut up!
Ed: -struggles under his hold-
Hawkeye: -.-"
Al: Brother, leave the Colonel alone.
Hawkeye: Sir, he's half your age. You know how to behave.
Mustang: -stubbornly releases Ed-
Ed: Next time I'll make sure that nose doesn't heal!
And finally here are all the pairings I can think of:
Previously mentioned: I shall not mention them again, there is no need.
Others: Roy x Winry,
Ed and Al: WHAT!?
Mustang: .-. Whoa.
Winry: .-.
Me: Oh right... that pairing... -sighs- Long story behind that one. Erm... in the 2003 anime, they tweaked a lot of stuff that is canon to Arakawa and the manga, and one of them was the fate of Winry's parents.
Winry: What of my parents?
Me: ... Instead of Scar killing them in blind rage, they were executed by Mustang on a order.
Winry: What?!
Me: Yeah...
Mustang: ...
Me: So yeah, and lots of people ship you for that reason.
Winry: That... wait, what?
Me: Yeah...
Ed: No! She's 15! And he's too old!
Mustang: I am not old -.-" But yeah, she's too young.
Hughes: And he has Hawkeye!
Mustang and Hawkeye: -.-"
Winry: Wait, why would they ship us for that? I would hate him a lot!
Me: Yeah... I don't know either. -shrugs-
Al x Winry
Al: But Winry is like a sister to me. Also she's already with Brother.
Ling: And you have May!
Al: -.-"
Sheska x Fuery
Fuery: What?
Sheska: -blushes- Huh?
Me: Aw!
Ed: That's... kind of adorable.
Havoc: Ha! It's cute!
Fuery and Sheska: -blushing-
Havoc x Riza
Me: That's kinda cute.
Havoc: Hey, she's like a sister to me. Also, I want to live, thank you very much. Like the chief said, I don't want to be barbecued.
Mustang: -.-"
Al x Riza
Al: .-.
Hawkeye: -sighs- Same reason why Ed and I are a bad idea.
Me: I've read an AU fic where you two hooked up.
Al: You read a lot of weird stuff.
Me: I do.
Havoc x Ed
Ed: Why me?!
Havoc: Hell no! I'm straight, and he's 15!
Winry x the elder Tringham whose name I can't remember,
Winry: Who's that?
Me: Russell Tringham.
Winry: Um... who?
Me: From 2003 anime. Remind me guys, have they ever met before?
Gracia x Roy (Don't kill the colonel Hughes!),
Hughes: WHAT!
Mustang: No...
Hughes: YOU BETTER NOT ROY!
Mustang: I won't! I won't! .-.
Greed x Martel,
Ling: Actually-
Martel: Greed is just our leader, and nothing more.
Ling: -smirks michievously-
Greed x Ed,
Greed: Aw shit.
Ed: Please don't.
Me: Greed doesn't want something? :O
Greed: ...
Lust x Roy
Me: -bursts into laughter-
Lust: You're kidding me.
Mustang: This is the same bitch that almost killed my team. Not to mention she stabbed me.
Me: -still laughing-
Mustang: What the hell is wrong with you?
Me: It's funny cause your English voice actors are married to each other. -laughs even harder-
Everyone: .-.
Lust x Ed
Ed: No.
Lust: Please no.
and of course just about every character is paired with an OC of some sort in one fan fic or another.
Ed: What's an OC?
Me: Original character. There are some cool OCs out there, and then there are those OCs who you just want to throw a rock at.
Ed: .-.
And last but not least, a Happy New Year to all and, to the amazing (despite what Ed thinks) Cari, your story was entertaining and a Disney segment would be a totally amazing chapter!
Me: Thank you love! See, Ed?
Ed: -.-"
Mustang: ... Ahem, well let's move on. Here's MissiB
YAY you're back! *kisses Envy* happy new year, my love!
Envy: That's it! -snake like hands grab MissiB- I'm killing you now!
Me: Envy, drop MissiB or you're going into the pit of fangirls. And never coming out. Ever.
Envy: -growls and drops MissiB-
Al: .-. Um... Continue.
O.k, pairings...here are the one's I know:
EnvyxKimblee,
Me: New yaoi OTP 5ever. -hides behind shield-
Royai,
Mustang: How many people ship us?
Me: ... -raises hand-
Hughes: -raises hand-
-Team Mustang raises hands-
-Other soldiers raises hands-
-Ed, Al, and Winry raises their hands-
-Black Hayate raises his paw-
-Ling raises hand-
-May and Xiao Mei raise their hands/paws-
-Cat army raises their paws-
-Security raises his hand-
-Villains raise their hands-
-Truth raises its hand as well-
Hawkeye: -.-"
Mustang: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
AlMei
Ling: We're working on the wedding!
EdWin
Al: We have established that it is canon.
AlxWinry,
Al: Like I said, she's like a sister and nothing more.
Edvy,
Ed and Envy: NO!
RoyEd
Ed and Mustang: NO!
GluttonyxLust
Lust: No.
Gluttony: She is just my friend.
GreedxEnvy,
Envy: NO!
Greed: Please? That ugly thing?
Envy: Shut up, you traitor.
MustangxHavoc
Havoc: Not again.
Mustang: What?!
Me: Oh right, you weren't here. Yeah, people ship you too... -mutters- As well as I do.
WinryxPaninya
Winry: We're just good friends.
Me: But it's cute.
RoyxEnvy(?!)
Me: -twitch- I've read that before...
Mustang: Please no.
EnvyxLust,
Envy: No.
Lust: We are practically family.
Elricest (btw I TOTALLY think that one is just plain wrong!)
Ed and Al: Thank you!
EdxLing
Me: :D
Ed: -.-"
Ling: .-.
Al: ... Say May... What if we arrange to get my brother and Ling married?
Ed: WHAT?!
Ling: HEY!
May: That's a great idea, Alphonse. Why didn't I think of that?
Ed: Oh come on!
Ling: I'm not getting married to him!
Al: Miss Cari, can we arrange the wedding for next segment?
Me: ... Sure why not.
Al and May: Yay!
Ling and Ed: OH COME ON!
Al: We're just kidding, guys.
Ed: You better be.
LingFan (my personal favourite ;))
Ed: It's kind of obvious. Dedicated and loyal bodyguard with a prince who puts her before himself.
Ling: -smirks-
Lan Fan: -blushes-
RoyxHughes
Mustang and Hughes: No!
WinryxEnvy
Ed: Where did THAT come from!?
Winry: I don't even know the thing.
Envy: Hey!
OlivierxBuccaneer,
Olivier: He is just my subordinate, and nothing more.
Me: -mutters to myself- Well Briggs soldiers do have secrets, heh...
SelimxElissia (IDK why...)
Hughes: -twitch- My princess with that evil thing?! -points at Pride-
Pride: Hey! And no... I'd never lower myself to be with a human.
Me: It's mostly Post-Brotherhood stuff. xP You know, by this time Selim is cute and innocent-
Hughes: NO! My Princess is NOT going to date with him!
Me: -sighs- I knew he would react this way.
and...I think that's it.
Well, it's a shame you and Envy were never an item, Solf (W** do you mean you can do better?!) but I'm glad I gave the queen a new yaoi to ship XD I can't wait for your next chapter, I hope you update soon! And I hope you had fun on your holiday!
Me: Thank you so much! Next up we have PalindromePen
I can't remember if someone has already asked this, but Ling , are you going to try to change the traditions of Xing to remove the law of having 50 wives?
Ling: I am going to do that for sure. The 50 wives policy only caused trouble to our country.
And what exactly are your feelings for Lan Fan? Same question for Lan Fan but toward Ling.
Ling: I care a lot for Lan Fan. And I'm glad she is my bodyguard.
Lan Fan: The young Lord means so much to me. I will do my best to protect him.
Me: You guys are so adorable.
Ling: Thanks, Cari!
Me: :) Next up is Theultimatenerd43... -glares at Mustang- you're gonna apologize to her or I will break your nose again.
Mustang: -sighs- Fine...
-climbs out of pit of fangirls, traumatized- Apparently there's an alternate universe where my life is a show... -shivers- My amount of lesbian fangirls is surprising... O.O Anyways, to the ships!
Hmm...
EdxOC
Ed: Original character, right?
Me: Yep.
Ed: Then that would depend on whether the character has a good chemistry with me or not.
Al: Too late, we ship you with Winry.
Winry and Ed: -.-"
AlxOC
Ling: Alphonse is already betrothed to my sister.
Al: Ling!
May: -buries her face in her hands-
MilesxBuccaneer
Miles: ... What?
Buccaneer: Where did that come from?
Me: Um... exists for the Yaoi?
IzumixOliver (I accidentally created that ship, I'm sorry, it was an accident.)
Olivier: No...
Izumi: I'm married.
Theultimatenerd23xCari
Ed: I ship it.
Mustang: FangirlxFangirl...makes sense.
Me: Looks like our ship has two fangirls aboard.
Mustang and Ed: HEY!
Cari, can the Disney one be next chapter PLEASEEEEEE?!
Ed: Oh for Truth's sake.
Truth: Hmm I'd like that.
Ed: What?
Me: Erm...
Still Cari, I saw Frozen yesterday! IT. WAS. AWESOME.
Me: Glad you liked it :)
Havoc, my dad smokes and now he's seriously ill. Stop smoking.
Havoc: ...
Izumi, my mom is really sick, too. She's been sick ever since she was 5. Can I have a hug?
Izumi: I'm sorry about your mother. -gives a gentle hug-
Ed and Al, I DESPISE Elricest if it makes you feel better.
Al: Thank you!
Ed: Thank you so much.
Me: ... -Ahem- Roy?
Mustang: -sighs- Fine. I'm sorry for pushing you into the pit of fangirls. Forgive me?
Al: Now that wasn't so hard, Colonel. Anyways, here we have revix
HOLY TARDIS OF GALLIFREY! I am NEVER gonna walk into the pit of fan girls to ask a question...(cough) anyway, this is kinda a dare for everyone who had a voice actor in our an high school host club...act like your assigned character from that anime (EdTamaki, WinryHarui you get the picture)
Ed: ... I don't know what that is. .-.
Me: It's a fun anime that is just really random. -mutters- I've never seen much of it. .
And the awnser Ed's question from a few chapters ago...the way I gave back your alchemy was I got a large group of alchemist who didn't want to be alchemists anymore, gave up there alchemy gates and sent it to you, you can do alchemy again only you have to draw the matrix in order to do so.
Ed: Huh... Thanks revix.
As for parings:
Ed/OC
Ed: Depends on the character, really.
EdWin
Ed: -sighs-
Al: It's canon. :)
RoyEd
Me: Yaoi classic.
Mustang: We already discussed this pairing. No.
Ed: Over my dead body. I would not even touch him with a ten foot pole.
Me: You guys hugged during the Truth or Dare segment.
Ed: That was a dare! And nothing more.
Ed/Rose
Rose: Edward is just my friend and nothing more.
Me: -mutters- Not according to all this 2003 series fanfiction I read.
Ed/Lust
Ed and Lust: No.
Ed/Maka
Ed: Don't know who that is.
Ed/Harui
Ed: Who?
Ed/Kairi
Ed: Who?
Ed/nausicaa
Ed: I don't know these people!
AlWin
Al: She's already with Brother :D
AlMay
Ling: We're going to make it canon!
Al/rose
Rose: Alphonse is just my friend as well.
Al: We are shipped too? .-.
Me: 2003 reasons. ... I think?
Ling/Lan Fan
Ed: It better be canon.
Ling/Liz
Ling: Who's Liz?
ling/Patty
Ling: Who's Patty?
Win/Kid
Winry: Kid?
Win/Soul
Winry: A Soul?
Win/Tamaki
Winry: Um... who is that?
win/black*star
Winry: I don't know who that is.
win/sora
Winry: Wait what?
win/Arthur
Winry: How much more do I have?
win/Doctor
Winry: Doctor, who?
Me: -snickers-
Yeah I know I added other series in there. See you in hell!
Me: See you there hon. Here is justafan08
Ok im new here and i jam so sorry bt my OTP
...i mean my biggest OTP is elricest... i am so sorry ed and al but i just ship it \./ please dont hate me... but i also ship royai and i hate royed -.- (but i love elricest 0.o ?!) Hahaha
Ed: ... I don't know what to think anymore.
Al: -pats his head-
al here is my cat bela and she will never join the cat army! she is shy so give her, her space .
Me: What cat army?
Mustang: You fucking idiot.
Me: If it's my cat, there is nothing wrong with her! Besides, she got spayed, so take it easy on her.
-Rayas has a cone on her head-
Mustang: Heh... she looks like a lamp.
Al: Poor kitty! D:
a question for winry how do you feel knowing in the japan version your name is wendy but it was traslated wrong.
Winry: Huh... really?
Me: -shrugs- I think that was it. But I like Winry. It's unique.
Winry: Thank you.
to cari have you ever wached a anime called friuts basket if not wach it. then make a just ask of it i would make it my self but i don't have your insite :)
Me: Yes I've heard of it. If you want, go for it! I don't really know the characters well enough to do something like this for it.
bye cats of the cat army you are better than that
Al: Well, here is lilly!
Kimbley, how do you feen to being called Kimberly?
Kimblee: I guess a little annoyed.
Truth, is Al's soul really worth only an arm? Or were you just curious about what Ed and Al would do after that?
Truth: -devious smile- Now that you mention it, I was curious to see what the boys would do. I was impressed with Edward's final sacrifice.
Ed: You are a cruel bastard.
Also, did it piss you off when Father absorbed you?
Truth: Not really. He was never going to succeed.
People of the neiboring countrys of Amestris, did you see the bright red lights and the giant black thing screaming at the sky on the promised day?
Me: ... That is a question that is going to forever haunt my memories.
Everyone else: ... Hmm...
Ed, when Envy called you a sacrifice, did you think that they were gonna kill you?
Ed: Somewhat. Either way I was going to make sure they weren't going to use me.
Me: They still did in the end.
Ed: But we fixed it.
Me: True, true.
Envy, why do you hate humans so much. And why do you call them worms when you're a worm yourself?
Envy: I find humans pathetic. And shut up.
Shou Tucker why do people kill you. And, can I kill you. (stabs Shou Tucker in the splean)
Tucker: -dies-
Mustang: Erm... here's Guest!
Yo Colonel when you become Furer are you and Riza going to get married. I mean, you'll kinda be ruling the country and all.
Mustang: -sighs-
Me: Well that makes sense. Who else to rule by your side than your lovely, beautiful, and amazing Queen? :3
Mustang: Just shut up.
Al: Yeah... she's never going to stop teasing you guys. Here is justapasserby!
Came up with a few pairings that can be as normal as it can get in my head..._:
EdxWinry
Al: Canon!
AlxMei
Ed: We are going to make it canon!
MustangxHawkeye
Hughes: We don't have to make it canon at this point.
Mustang: -.-"
LingxLan Fan
Ed: She better be your Empress. Ling!
Ling: -smirks-
and now thee Questions!:
Ed & Al: How would you describe your family tree?
Ed: Unknown.
Al: Actually, we don't know any other relatives at all. .-.
Scar: Which name would you rather keep: the one everyone calls you, or the extremely long name in the theater skits?
Scar: I'd rather the name everyone calls me. It's much simpler.
Ed: Did something happen to your sense of style after opening the Doorway of Truth the first time? (I really like your sense of style.)
Ed: -shrugs- No, I thought a new style might suit me, and well it did.
Everyone else: -coughs-
Ed: -.-" Well, thank you, reviewer! At least someone appreciates it.
Me: It's probably due to the fact that you are the only one with that style. I like it though, it looks nice on you.
Ed: Thank you, Cari.
Me: Holy crap he called me by my name. You're welcome.
Cari: Like the story! I've been reading it and hope you have (or had...lost track) a good vacation! Which Disney movie is your favorite?
Me: Thanks, darling. I had a good vacation. And that's a hard question to answer.
Mustang: ... You're still going to do the Disney segment, aren't you?
Me: Yes.
Mustang: -groans- Fine. Here's BadWolfAlchemist
hi, I was wondering if I could get Ed's permission to start a fanfic with my OC in the story X3
Ed: Um... Sure. I guess.
anyway, real question! Military and Ed: take one Homunculus that you would prefer fighting (everyone can have a different answer)
Ed: ... -scoots with military personnel- So... let's analyze this. Kid with shadows that could slice your limbs off, a woman who can pierce through your skin with her fingernails, a guy who can harden his body into a shield, a thing that could shapeshift into anything, a giant who is pretty strong, a fat guy who will eat anything and anyone, and according to the Armstrong siblings, pretty fast, and an old man who could kill us with a sword.
Hughes: Who would you guys prefer to fight?
Ed: I say we pick Envy in his true form.
Envy: What!
Hughes: Easier to defeat him then.
Me: Cheaters!
Ed: Hey, they never said in their strongest form or anything.
Me: -sighs- Fine. Anyways, thanks for coming everyone!
To all who messaged me about updating this thing, I'm so sorry. I will avoid this in the mere future if you guys don't kill me first. And don't worry. As of today, this story will be updated weekly!
confused kid: No worries love. You guys weren't rushing me. :)
Justaguest: My vacation went well! Don't worry, I am still alive. :D Just buried under books and stuff. #collegelife
nameless witch: Don't worry, my fellow witch! (Mustang: I KNEW IT!) I am still alive :D Aw, sorry to make you worry :(
Okay, guys, listen up! I know there are some of you guys who want a Disney segment, and I kinda want to do one, but I'm not gonna do it for a while, because it's gonna be kind of challenging at the moment, (And I don't want a three-month long delay like this one.)
Next segment, which I'll update sometime next week, will be our usual asking. However, I will like to ask you, the fans, to submit a few segment ideas. Feel free to submit your ideas in the comments along with your questions, and I will decide which idea will be used. Thanks for all the comments and questions! You guys are amazing!