AN: A very late update, but it's the thought that counts xD anyways, there's been a rechange of title since the next couple of chapters won't happen in the kitchen. Enjoy :)

"So… why your sister has 10 hrs. of something called Keeping up with the Kardashians saved up?" Kol asked before sitting in the couch next to Jeremy.

"She and Caroline are going through a stage" Jeremy replied while shrugging his shoulders.

"Tabloid princess Kim Kardashian and her colorful blended family, which includes stepdad Bruce Jenner, are the subjects of this reality series that chronicles their often chaotic domestic life together. Although the family members frequently are at odds, especially Kim and sisters Kourtney and Khloe, they always support one another in the end."

"Its part of their back to normal life stage" Jeremy grabbed the remote and switched the channels.

"Wait!" Kol grabbed the remote back "What's True Blood?" Kol's eyes followed the form of Pam Ravenscroft and then the strippers dancing at Fangtasia in the screen.

"It's a vampire show from HBO"

"Your sister is a vampire, why does she watch a vampire show?"

"Caroline and her like to drool over that blonde Eric vampire" Jeremy shuddered remembering all the times he had walked on them drooling over Eric Northman and his abs.

Kol nodded and leaned against the couch with his legs propped up on the coffee table.

"We are not watching this, right?"

"Why not?" It has hot vampires and strippers"

"Because my sister is a vampire, who is in a relationship with a thousand year old vampire, whose brother is sitting next to me"

Kol's blank face was his only response.

"I'd prefer watching Keeping up with the Kardashians than this"

Kol shrugged and changed the channel back to E!

"I wasn't being serious!"

Before Kol could respond, a very exasperated Elena Gilbert and a very angry Elijah Mikaelson came arguing inside the house.

"You're being ridiculous!" Elena shouted at Elijah.

"I think I'm being perfectly reasonable at expressing my concerns over your choice in friends"

Elena stared at him incredulous "You threw Damon against a wall before breaking half of his bones"

"Well, forgive me if you expect me to remain passible calm while your ex-boyfriend proposes you to run away with him"

Jeremy turned to Kol and whispered to him "I think we should leave"

"Are you kidding? This is better than keeping up with the Kardashians"

"He was never my boyfriend!"

"That didn't stop you from having feeling for him!"

"HAD! I had feelings for him!" Elena threw her arms at her sides "How many times do I have to say it?"

"Perhaps, you should tell your darling Damon that"

"Don't forget her feelings for Stefan, who is still pinning over her by the way… Oh and the blonde hunk Eric Norhtman" Kol threw in the conversation before popping popcorn in his mouth. "Want some, mate?" He offered at Jeremy when he noticed the teenager glaring at him.

"How could I forget?" Elijah chuckled bitterly "I'm supposed to be keeping track of who you love after all"

"Right, says the doppelganger groupie" Kol retorted smirking when he saw Elena's eyes firing up.

"Like you and Katherine or should I say Katerina?" Elena said imitating his accent with a mocking look.

"Burn!" Kol screamed while throwing popcorn at Jeremy, who was attempting to shut him up.

"There's nothing going on between me and Katerina" Elijah responded stiffly.

"Then why are you looking for her?!"

"Yeah, Elijah. Why are you?" Kol asked joining the argument again.

"To ensure Klaus leaves you alone"

Elena looked at him, her eyes watering. "Why didn't you tell me?"

Elijah sighed before reaching over and wiping her tears away. "You're enjoying your college life, Elena. I wasn't going to let anything take that away from you. Not even my own brother"

"Yeah, Yeah. Enough with the sappy love. Can we go back to Damon proposing Elena to run away with him?"

"Kol, shut up!" Elena, Elijah and Jeremy screamed in response before Elena led Elijah to their room.

"Well, that was boring." Kol leaned back in the couch again and started surfing through the channels again.

"What?" He asked sparing a look at Jeremy.

"I'm never inviting you over again" Jeremy replied before grabbing the popcorn from his hands.

"You say that every week" Kol retorted while attempting to grab the popcorn back only for Jeremy to eat it all in front of his face with a satisfied "Ha!"

"So, should we watch True Blood or Keeping up with the Kardashians?" Kol asked pouting and hugging a pillow to his chest.

Jeremy glared at him in response and left the room.

"So I guess we're not playing video games anymore?" Kol called after him, however the only response he got was the door slamming close.

"Elijah, I…" Elena trailed off once his lips crashed against hers.

Elijah grabbed her hands and held them next to her head as his lips descended to her jaw and then her neck. Where he nibbled in her ear, Elena pressed herself against the door moaning softly and trying to break her hands from his grip to no avail.

"You're mine, Elena" He growled in her ear, their lips clashing again as he grounded her against the door.

His hand released hers and ripped her top from her chest.

"I liked that top"

"I'd give you something else to like" He growled before his hands opened her jeans and pulled them down.

Taking advantage of her free hands Elena pushed his jacket down his shoulder and unbuttoned his shirt, running her hands down his chest as she stepped out of her jeans before getting on her knees.

She smiled innocently at him as she unbuckled his pants and pulled them down before massaging his member through his brief boxers.

"Elena" Elijah groaned as she continued to softly touch him.

"Yes?" She smiled innocently at him before sliding her hand inside and running a finger over his tip.

"Fuck" He moaned thrusting into her hand.

Elena smiled and pulled his underwear down, licking her lips at the sight of his engorged penis.

"Now, what are you going to do about that, my lovely Elena?"

Elena didn't reply, instead she traced her tongue in circles across of his tip before swallowing his member and rubbing his tip against her cheek as her hand pumped his base.

"Jesus Christ, Elena" Elijah moaned his hand holding her hair away from her face.

"Mmm…" Was her only response as she continued to pop him in and out of her mouth.

Elijah gripped her hair tightly and pulled his cock out of her mouth before kissing her.

"You like that, don't you?" He asked as he thrust his length into her mouth once again.

Elena circled her tongue along his member, before taking him deeper into her mouth and popping him out again.

"You like tasting me in your mouth" Elijah continued, kissing her once again.

Elena nodded and swallowed his member once again. Elijah closed his eyes and gripped her hair before pulling away and kissing her.

"What do you want, Elena?" He asked her helping her stand up, and turning her around to press her back against his chest.

His lips nibbled a spot between her neck and shoulder, Elena closed her eyes and leaned back to give him better access.

"What do you want?" He asked her again as his hand cupped her breasts, squeezing them softly before moving back to her back and unclasping her bra and sliding the straps down along with it.

"This?" His hands once again cupped her breasts, his thumb circling her nipples. Elena arched her body in response and mewled at his touch.

"Yes" She half breathed, half moaned.

"Mmm… is that though?" He breathed into her ear, before moving her to the edge of the bed and bending her over it, her hands supported in the bed.

Elijah kneeled behind her and removed her panties, taking into the sight of her dripping pussy, he trailed his thumb across her lower lips.

"I don't think that it is" He said when Elena tried to press her ass again to no avail as grip stopped her "It's alright though, I do know what you want" He took his thumb to his mouth and licked her juices "Now, my lovely Elena, Should I give it to you?"

When Elena didn't answer, he used his tongue to circle her bundle of nerves making her moan into the room, he made a path between her labia sliding in a little bit, and pulling out moving to her clitoris again and applying pressure before sliding in again.

"Perhaps I shouldn't give it to you" He said replacing his tongue with his fingers that were massaging her clitoris, alternating between a fast pace with a soft pressure and a slow pace with a strong pressure.

Elijah removed his fingers from her bundle of nerves and used a finger to trail her lips "Mmm… What do you think, Elena?" He slid his middle finger inside making her cry out at the intrusion.

"Fuck, Elena, you are so wet for it" He said stretching his finger inside of her before pumping it out a couple of times and then pulling it out.

Standing up, Elijah gripped her legs and moved them to the bed and pushed her back down leaving her body in the form of a triangle, her ass sticking out in the air.

Elijah joined her in the bed, he gripped his member with one hand and used the other to grip her hips.

"Mmm…. I love it when you are this wet for me" He said his cock rubbing between her lips before he used it to press again her clitoris.

Elena moaned loudly and grounded herself against him "What do you say, Elena?" His hand stopping her.

"Elijah, please" She breathed when his member slid between her lips again. He responded by sliding hard inside of her.

"Who am I to deny you anything?" He replied groaning when her heat enveloped him.

Elijah gripped her hips enough to leave bruises, and pulled out until only his tip was inside and then slid inside again. He repeated this in a slow pace, before sliding fast and hard into her, the sound of flesh hitting flesh filling the room.

He abruptly stopped and rolled his hips into hers while gripping her hair lifting her face so they could meet eyes "What do you want, Elena?" He growled at her.

"More" She breathed at him making him pull out and slam into her. "More" She continued chanting with each hard thrust.

Elijah again gripped her hair "Do you want to come, Elena?" He slammed harder into her.

"Yes! God, Yes!" Elena arched her body into his, her hands gripping the cover tightly as her moans meshed with her words.

Elijah wrapped an arm around her waist, his fingers finding her clitoris and rubbing it hard as he continued to hammer inside of her.

"I want to feel your pussy tighten around me"

His words were enough to send over the edge, she cried out his name, her pussy milking his member. Feeling her walls clenching around him was enough to set Elijah off, with a couple of thrust he came as well.

Elijah rolled them over, so she was resting on his chest and pulled her close to a kiss.

Elena melted into his kiss moaning when she felt come alive under her. "Again?" She asked him licking her lips.

His eyes followed her tongue as he replied. "You know I like going all night long".

Downstairs, Kol was making another bowl of popcorn when Jeremy barged back into the house.

"What are you doing here?"

"Popcorn" Kol replied nonchalantly.

"No, I mean… Didn't you leave?"

"How could I? Somebody has to watch those 10 hrs of Keeping up with the Kardashians!" Kol exclaimed as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"You are not supposed to …" However Jeremy never ended his sentence as moans filled the room.

Kol seeing all the color draining from his face commented "its way better than hearing those two going at it like rabbits"

His comment, however, only made it worse as Jeremy dragged him out of the house.

"Wait! My popcorn, my precious popcorn" Kol said trying to grab the bowl but dropping it to the floor instead.

"I will buy you more popcorn as long as we get out from here"

Once they were out, Kol saw him breathe in relief and the color return to his face, so he figured it was safe to ask.

"How do I get my own reality show?"

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