"You're being an inconsiderate b-" I get stopped mid sentence as my face is trying to recover from a slap. I hold my cheek defensively and glare at the person who slapped me; though I was mildly surprised it happened. Wait… Let's back up a bit so you can understand what is happening. Well, more than a bit.

I was swinging my wii remote violently as I was trying to kill the "Great Demon Lord Ghirahim" for the first time in the game, but in all reality, I kicked his butt plenty of times before.

"I will never forgive you for creeping Link out you transvestite prostitute!" I swing again then pause the game. I sigh. "Food." Guess the Great dem- him, is going to have to wait to be killed. For now I will get something to eat. I think to myself as I scrounge around my cabinets for food.

"I wish I could snap my fingers and be teleported into any game, movie, book, or show I wanted." I smile and get into a pose like Ghirahim when he's about to teleport and snap my fingers laughing. "Yeah, didn't think so." I sigh and grab a muffin when I hear something fall to the ground in the next room. I rush back into the living room to find the Wii on the ground and my dog looking at me like an innocent bystander.

I drop to my knees and look up at my ceiling almost in tears and shout to the heavens above. "PORQUE?! PORQUE NO!" I bury my head in my hands as my mom comes rushing from her room.

"What happened Heather?! Why are you on the… ground?" Her sentence fading away as she sees where the Wii is and her dog, sitting semi close to it. She slowly backs out of the room looking at the dog. "I'm sorry. I can't help you this time." She whispers to Lily and rushes back to her room.

"I didn't even get the chance to saaavvvee. Damn you Lily." I glare at her and put the Wii in its rightful position. "What shall I do now? I don't want to do that whole temple all over again. Oh! I know!" I snap my fingers and quickly turn around. "I'll play Ocarina of Ti-" I stop as I realize I am falling. I look down and notice a small piece of rock coming gradually closer and it becoming bigger. "Well shit. I'm going to FUCKING DIE!" I shout out and I turn myself around so I wont see my doom for myself. I notice colorful birds in the distance; bigger than normal birds. I sigh. I'm going to die before I even get to be shocked about loftwings. "THIS ISN'T FAIR OH MIGHTY GODDESS! NONE OF THIS IS!" I shout out and I close my eyes and wait for my body to hit the pavement.

I wish I could say that time slowed and I slowly got lowered onto the ground without being hurt. But no, what did happen though is that I was caught. Good news, I didn't die. Bad news? When being caught from dropping at an alarming speed, it hurts. It hurts the person who caught you and who is now under you a little bit more though. I lose consciousness before I notice anything else, which is a real bummer as I wanted to explore and I started dreaming.

"Would you like a skittle?" Someone asks. I shake my head and respond.

"No thank you. But if you had a muffin I would gladly take that." I smile at the person respectfully and he smiles back.

"Actually…" He pulls out an M&M muffin from behind his back. I look at him amazed and take the muffin popping a piece in my mouth when a tall man in a white morph suit and a tux on appears holding a banana to the muffin guy's head like a gun.

"Hey! He gave me a muffin leave him alone!" I yell at the new comer and throw a piece of cabbage at him.

He drops the banana looking at the cabbage trying to get it away from him as he disappears in a puff of smoke while yelling. "Oh no! Cabbage! My only weakness." I start laughing.

I open my eyes slowly as I hear voices all around me. When my eyes adjust to the sunlight I notice bright beautiful blue eyes, blonde hair, pointy ears, and most of all a worried expression in said person's eyes. I widen my eyes when I realize who it is.

"Link…"