The Legend of Pyro: Fairies!

Disclaimer: I do not own Team Fortress 2 or the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Part 1: Scout Fairies

During the dead of night in the Kakariko Graveyard, the Pyro finds a grave with flowers on it fairly close to Dampe's hut. Pyro pulls one of the tombstones back to reveal a deep hole in the ground. He jumps into the hole to find a cavern with bones and a brownish wall. He brings out a bomb that the Demoman gave him a while back and detonates the brown wall, revealing a hallway.

Pyro walks down the hallway to encounter a fairy fountain. Instead of the illuminating pink bodies that Link has seen in his travels, the pyro sees that they look like miniature scouts dress up like Tinkerbell. Pyro swings his bottle towards them in failure as if they were trying to dodge him deliberately.

"Haha! Nice aim! Poing! Ping! Punk! Dumbass! Dummy! Weak! Wa! Waha! Woosh! Moron! Yoink! So close! Too slow! Nope!" The Scout fairies hollered every time the pyro missed them.

Suddenly, the pyro caught one of them in his bottle and closes it so that the fairy wouldn't escape.

"Ah crap." sulked the Scout as he realizes his encapsulation.

The pyro's memory of scout returns to him, displeasing memories that he wished to forget.

"It's startin' to bore me how much you suck."

"Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery."

"Take that, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!"

"Repeat after me: Mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!"

"Ey, who's on fire now?"

"Eat it, you mute, frickin' moron!"

"Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"

"Yo, if you didn't want me to kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!"

The scout's harmful words caused pyro to go mad. Seeing that he had the scout fairy in his bottle, he decided to take revenge. He chuckled in a dark tone before shaking the bottle violently in front of the other scout fairies. They were horrified by the masked mercenary in their fountain. Pyro soon left the fountain and the cavern to return to his adventure.

Part 2: Giant Heavy Fairy

As Pyro scaled Death Mountain, he found a wall shaped like a rhombus with a sign close by. He used a bomb that Demoman had lent him on his journey to save Hyrule to blow up the rhombus wall, revealing a cave. As pyro entered the cave, it turned out that this was the Great Fairy's lair. Pyro brings out his Neon Annihilator to play Zelda's Lullaby to summon the fairy. Instead, a Giant Heavy Fairy appears and laughs greatly as he appears before pyro.

"Heheheh. Heavy is fairy tale, come to life." Heavy says to pyro. "Let Heavy give you new magic weapon to fight tiny baby bad guys."

A text box suddenly appears below pyro. "You have got the Scorch Shot. You can push enemies back with one shot and set them ablaze. Equip it in your Secondary Weapon Menu."

The pyro chuckled to himself before Heavy could finish what he said.

"Free other Heavy Fairies across Hyrule and we'll all give you new weapons. Make tiny baby enemies cower before you." The Heavy Fairy asks.

Heavy then disappears into the fountain as the pyro waves at him. Pyro then runs out of the cave, ready to continue on his adventure.