I found "Ways to Annoy people at the cinema" on various author's profiles. I came up with the idea to Naruto-fy it.

I do not own Naruto or "Ways to Annoy people at the cinema"

Ways to Annoy People at the Cinema: Naruto Style!:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! Everybody pray for Haku's soul!"

2) Go, "Oooooh… This isn't as good as when Naruto and Sasuke kissed" whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it? Ultimate fast-forward no jutsu!"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding and that Kisame is playing in the water.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cloak and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm in the Akatsuki! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because Pein-sama already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with food pills. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can get any in peoples' mouths.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Use a light jutsu. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming, "Noooooooo! It's the Sound Ninja Five!"

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave. If it fails, create a real wave using a jutsu.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music. Especially Orochimaru's theme.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener. Way better than the smell of sweaty ninja.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw touch-sensitive explosive tags at the screen. Stick them on the upper part of the screen so they blow when people try to scrape them off.

27) Pass around a collection plate towards Tsunade's sake fund and see if anyone contributes.

28) Use a harmless laser jutsu on the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read! I must study to pass my ninja exams!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Say that its towards your 'research'.

31) Use a flashlight jutsu. Point it at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. "Congratulations, you're later than Kakashi-sensei.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here? And don't lie, I have contacts in the ANBU."

36) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

39) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

41) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themselves.

42) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43) Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

44) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45) Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH! Water Style: Water gun blast!"

46) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE! EVEN KAKASHI WOULD'VE SHOWN UP EARLIER!"

47) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48) Pull a loud Hayate Gekko right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

52) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.