Abaddon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100

Challenge word: forever

Warnings: Ridiculousness?

Summary: There is a Christmas party in the bunker, everyone's invited…even the King & Queen of Hell. 5 drabbles by amberdreams, dizzo, Edina clouds, xlittleangx, and The Ymp – featuring POVs of Abaddon, Castiel, Crowley, Dean, and Sam in no particular order. Your challenge – who's who, and who wrote which POV? Have fun!

Looking around at the scene before me, I shake my head in mild disbelief. It's clear Cas has taken the instruction to decorate the tree quite literally. He's currently hovering on top of it, wings unfurled, as strings of real faeries hang loosely by their hands and feet from the boughs below him, their faces glowing red in anger.

The smell of freshly baked gingerbread wafts in with the arrival of Dean and Kevin. Each carry in a tray and cruelly set them down in front of a scowling, handcuffed Crowley.

This is certainly a Christmas I will remember forever.

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Oh come on … you gotta be kidding me. Christmas? With the Winchesters? Please put me out of my misery … right now.

I'm the bloody King of Hell … not friggin' Santa Claus.

Although I could tell you a thing or two about that fat Christmas Bauble … after all, easiest deal I ever made. How else do you think he's able to deliver so many presents in just one night? Of course he thinks it's forever … but he's only got a few more years left before I collect. Then I'll have the added satisfaction of destroying Christmas.

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I can't believe they invited Abaddon, instead of smiting her. She's forever getting too near Dean for my liking. I must… what does Dean call it? Yes, "get right up in his space" to protect him.

And there's Crowley. I thought the purpose of this gathering was to celebrate Christ's birth. Why are there so many demons here?

I don't think I'll ever understand humans; Jesus wasn't even born in December!

And why so much pagan paraphernalia? Look, more mistletoe. I wonder what that's meant to represent?

I know, I shall show it to Dean and see what he says!

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Why did I let Sam choose the music for this freakin' party? If I hear 'Forever in Blue Jeans' one more time, I'm gonna hurl.

Still, gotta hand it to Crowley and Abaddon; Demons may be douchebags, but they've got some serious moves; not easy inside a four-foot devil's trap.

Look at Kevin and Cas, it's painful. One eggnog each and they're wasted; pair of friggin' lightweights.

And now it's the Bee Gees. Shoot me now!

But then again … maybe it's time for some Dean Winchester magic to liven up this shindig.

Now, where did Sam put his white suit?

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Demis Roussos' Forever at full volume. I'm gaining an appreciation for this new form of torment. Crowley's grinning at the look of anguish crossing Dean's pretty face.

Warbling tones reach a crescendo, a glass shatters. I hope for blood, am disappointed. I always think Dean looks even cuter decked in festive reds.

Kevin surreptitiously changes the playlist to Christmas songs and the entire room groans in disapproval.

Sam brings out the novelty crackers and the puppy-dog look, which somehow makes me agree to pull one with him.

"That paper-hat's going to burn," I promise, pressing red lips to his cheek.