E: Hi! Today we will be joined by Mein Awesome Schwester Hannah! Isn't that awesome!

N: No. She's a mini-Hungary.

E: But without the yaio fascination. Put her and me together, and you basically have Hungary herself!

A: Dear God, please never let those two merge into one!

E: Anyway, she was doing Romeo and Juliette in her year 7 English class, and so when I said "what shall I write?" replied "Slushy romance stuff", but I decided that it would be more fun for her to ask you all questions! Cool huh!

All: NOOOOOOO!

E: Take it away sis!

H: I'll start nice: Hungary, how many frying pans do you own?

Hungary: Only one, but I take it everywhere with me!

P: Yeah, but it freaking hurts! *rubs side of head*

Hungary: God came to me in a dream and showed me how to use a frying pan to its full advantage!

E: Didn't you say that in your Hattefutte Parade?

Hungary: Yep!

H: Okay, and Denmark, do you have any pets?

D: I have a really cute kitten! It's almost as cute as Norgie!

H: KITTENSARESOCUTE!

P: No prizes for guessing why she gets on with her half Greece sister...

H: Lastly, Norway: what's with the hairgrip?

N: Hey! Don't insult it! Mathias gave it to me. *smiles adoringly at Denmark*

E and Hungary: OMG-CUTE-WHERE'S-MY-CAMERA!

N: For the love of...

H: Austria, *who visibly sinks further into his chair* do you play the cello?

A: *looking very relieved* Yes, I do, do you play or something?

E: *butting in* Yes, she does! She got 140 in her grade 7 and is studying grade 8!

A: You seem to take great pride in your sister's achievements...

E: Yeah I do!

H: I can speak for myself you know.

E: Yeah, but I can brag about your awesomeness and then you sound like an awesome person, I sound like a proud big sis AND people know about your achievements without the risk of it sounding like you are showing off! It's a cleverly thought of plan!

H: Which you undoubtedly just thought of just now.

E: You know me too well...

H: Lukas... You know you play the violin...

N: NO! I WILL NOT PLAY DUETS WITH YOU!

H: I wasn't going to ask that!

N: Oh thank goodness!

H: I was going to ask if we could play a string trio!

N: NO! YOU'RE AS BAD AS YOUR SISTER!

A/N

I know it's short, but hey! And as a thank you for her shout-out in her story, I shall do the same to her: go read Fire and Ice by Multicultureiskey. It's awesome.

See you guys soon!

Emily Prustrian