Author's Note: What is with this 1827 crack? Eeyargh!

"Ne, ne, Kyoya." Tsuna said suddenly. "When you say 'bite to death', do you mean you intend on eating the people you hunt?"

Kyoya slowly looked up from his book to stare at his… childishly adorable lover with the utmost amount of confusion. "What brought this on?" He asked slowly, almost fearing the answer.

"Well… Hayato was talking to Takeshi and I happen to overhear the conversation. Hayato said that cats bite their prey to death… and then they eat them so I got to thinking. Kyoya is a lot like a cat, you know? Does that mean that you intend to eat your prey?"

Did Tsunayoshi realize how perverse that could come across? Considering he was blinking curiously at Kyoya and not stammering and flailing like a girl would had someone accosted her, no. He probably didn't.

Which left him to take the bait.

Kyoya's lips formed into a rather devious smirk. "Only if they can satisfy what I wish them to do… and right now, you very much resemble the type of prey that I would… eat." The last word was spoken with a devious glimmer that overtook his slate eyes.

"Hiiie!" Tsuna flailed, blushing madly as he dove for the door of the reception office. Kyoya was faster, however, catching him around the waist and pinning him against the desk. Tsuna could only whimper when he nipped and sucked on his throat.

Belatedly, Tsuna realized, Kyoya really was like a cat. After all, he liked to play with his prey before he devoured them.

Owari.

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