Title: Akatsuki Inserts

Summery: One shot series about inserts who are related to one of the Akatsuki members.

I

Being reborn isn't something she really wants to remember, thank you. You try waking up in someone's stomach, and later being shoved out of the vagina. It's fucking scary.

Being reborn into a damn manga isn't great either, but she can handle that. She's faced her own load of weirdness before, she barely bats an eye to things anymore. It's more who she's related to that worries her.

It's the crazy priest! How can she not worry?

II

Hidan is every bit as blood thirsty as a kid, as he was in adult hood. He kills the house cat by skinning it alive, and then gutting it, ripping it's guts out and staining the carpet red. He torments the kids around the neighbourhood, and kills the pets many kids have.

However, he seems to deeply care for her. He's the one to watch her when their mother is out, he reads her stories, plays with her, and is the one who sits with her after a nightmare. He is a a psycho, but... he's her aniki. He's a great big brother.

And she isn't really stable either.

III

It's a chemical imbalance, she's fairly certain. She was a little crazy in her first life, with her being obsessed with bombs and fireworks, but she was never like this.

"Okay Bijou, now you take the knife-" Hidan instructs, as they skin a dog. The boy next door told Hidan that he was stupid because he couldn't read the words properly in class, ignoring the fact Hidan was dyslexic. As payback, their killing his puppy, a three month old one with big blue eyes and adorable floppy ears.

As she skins the animal, alive, she feels a sick sense of glee override her screaming conscious. It's not that big anymore, and she finds that she prefers being praised by Hidan more valuable then having it hang around.

IV

"Bijou!" her mother calls one day, when she's trying to rip her dolls head off. Sighing, she obeys, walking over to her mother. "I want you to meet Ayame, and her son, Chi." Chi is a rat faced boy, who seems to sneer seeing her. His mother is decked out in finery and looks down her nose at Bijou, in her trousers and shirt. "I bet your going to be the. Best. Of. Friends." Her mother hisses, gripping Bijou's shoulder tighty.

Bijou isn't stupid. She knows exactly what her mother plans: Be friends with this kid because his mother is rich. Maybe marry him later.

Her mother is a widow, with little cash. Bijou is just a bargaining piece.

She sends Chi home crying after he sees her rip off her dolls head, and cut off it's limbs, grinning the entire time.

Hidan finds it hilarious, when he comes home from the Academy. Her mother glares at her.

Bijou can't help it if the boy was a cry baby.

V

She joins the academy without her mother's permission, and finds herself bored. Hidan leaves his textbooks around the house, and she often reads them. As such, she takes to playing with the kunai, and devising ways to murder her teacher, and classmates.

The girl next to her reads one of her plans, and faints dead away. The teacher pales when he reads it, and she's marched to the Kage.

He puts her in her brothers grade, much to that teacher's horror.

VI

Joining Jashinism wasn't something she was to interested in, after their mother died. (Natural causes. Hidan and Bijou both loved her, even if she did drive them both mad.) However, Hidan dragged her there, both recent graduates, because he heard that there would be a sacrifice, and he wanted to see.

"Come on Bi, it'll be awesome!" Hidan said, grinning crazily, running a hand through his brown locks.

"It won't be a human, baka." scoffed Bijou, dodging the kunai, and striking out with her own weapon. Hidan glared at her.

"For me?" he finally asked, and Bijou agreed then, following him into the temple.

She wasn't expecting to fall in love with the religion then.

VII

Jashinism is not only about death and sinners and the such. It's a religion that is partly based on the one true principle of a Shinobi's life: Killing is what they are best at, and pretending otherwise is just stupid. There is no honor in a shinobi's life, only death.

But, it is also about life. With each death, the world is a little less full, making way for the new life to be reborn. That is in fact the true reason for the religion For there to be always a way for new life to live. The rituals Jashinist use when they kill, mark the soul. This mark makes it easier to be reincarnated, so that life can always continue.

Jashinists are protectors of the life cycle. There will always be life, as long as a Jashinist is alive.

VIII

Hidan is twenty-one when he goes through the rituals to make him a true Jashinist. She is nineteen, a month after he does. The first thing that happens is her skin goes pale, and her eyes turn purple. Her hair is now a silvery color, just like Hidan's is now.

The two are the crown jewels of Yugakure, killers who never fail a mission. It continues on, through the years, until it happens.

IX

Yugakure decides to become a peaceful village, instead of a Hidden one. Bijou accepts it, but Hidan does not. He is furious, and slaughters their neighbors, in the name of Jashin.

They turn on Bijou, forcing her to flee the village, as they burn the church. She hears the screams of the others as they burn alive inside. She prays for them, begs for a rebirth for them, as she runs.

X

Bijou wanders, killing and recycling the souls needed to do so, and just murdering the rest. She wanders, and wonders about her brother. Part of her wishes for his death, the other part wishes to join him, where she can kill and help the cycle. She doesn't though, and remains a wanderer, as she travels, around and around and around.

She wanders into Suna one day, using her old travel papers, date changed slightly to hide how old she is. She walks around the place, ignoring the stares for her shirt, or lack of one really. She sees, sitting on the swings, a little red headed boy. She watches, as he hugs a teddy bear, watching the others play. A pang beats in her, as she remembers what will happen, in the future. She remembers what will happen to the little boy, with the red hair.

She shouldn't, but she does. She walks up to him, sitting on the swing beside him. He eyes her sickle, strapped to her waist and connected to a long chain.

"Kon'nichiwa, my name is Bijou." she says, smiling. He looks at her with big eyes, before hesitantly answering,

"My name is Gaara."

XI

She has an endless amount of people to kill, with the fucking Kazekage trying to kill his own child. She enjoys ripping them apart, only a few being worthy of rebirth. Gaara is fascinated with her religion, and she teaches him all she can. She cannot put him through the rituals, but she prays for him every night, hoping that Jashin will take mercy on him when the time is right.

She kills his uncle rather quickly, before he can reveal himself. She threatens to kill the Kazekage if he reveals who the man was. When the Kage tries to kill her, she takes the sword to the heart... and murders his guards.

"Gaara is my little demon, you bastard." she snarls, grabbing him by his stupid robes, and yanking him to her face. "I won't let you hurt him."

There are no more assassins after that.

XII

It was bound to happen, Gaara meeting his siblings. At first, they are scared of him, but as time goes on, they become closer and closer. Bijou keeps a close eye on them, her sickle ready to kill if anyone hurts them. She is the best bodyguard they could have, and she works for free, a reason the Kazekage, for all his fear of her, lets her stay in the village.

When Temari get sick, Bijou works tirelessly, making her soup, getting her blankets...

In the fever daze, the pigtailed girl calls her mama. Gaara hears it, and begins to call the white haired woman that. Bijou pretends she doesn't like it, but the smile she hides is seen by Kankuro, who laughs.

XIII

She runs into Hidan one day. Her kids are with her, after she told the Kazekage she was taking them on a trip because she needed to preform some sacrifices. She thought they would enjoy a vacation while she murdered some people. She quickly introduced the kids to her brother, who likes being an Uncle.

He particularly likes teaching them interesting ways to murder people.

XIV

She faces the upcoming exam with a blank face. She's the sensei of the kids, and while she already knows the fate of their invasion, she still goes along with it.

More blood to spill for Jashin-sama.

XV

Is this... death? She wonders as she chokes on her own blood. She didn't know what had happened, just that she was jumped from behind and stabbed with a blessed dagger, which had never been used before. It was one of the few true ways to kill a Jashinist.

Fucking Kazekage, damn it, she couldn't breath-

"Kaa-san!" Gaara is kneeling beside her, good. She had to tell him- "Don't die Kaa-san."

"With a death there is a life. With a life there is a death." she croaked out. "Such is the law of Jashin, such is the law of the world." They were her last words, before she closed her eyes for the very last time as Bijou.

XVI

She reopens them looking up at a familiar face, looking tired but pleased. She's so much older then the last time she saw her...

"What will we name her?" an unfamiliar boy asks, as he sits beside her. Temari smiles at her daughter, and gives her a name close to her heart,

"Bijou. We'll name her Bijou."

Well... looks like she keeps her name. Good, she'd get confused otherwise.

Heh... this was fun to write.

Note: I will not do Itachi in here because All the World's A Stage is related to him. Obito will get his own chapter though, but Pein and Konan may end up sharing a chapter.

I will post these in groups of two, but don't expect master pieces, I'm writing these as a way to get rid of writers block, so some may end up not well written, or cut off really quick because I lost inspiration.

If you want, you can use one of the characters I create and make your own story with them- I just want to read what you write.