Hey guys this is my other story because I wanted to make one that makes sense:3 So if you notice that the story is mostly taking place with Cortex and his minions, it's about them:3 Please enjoy this story and review!
(I can't believe that I was defeated so many times in a row! This is getting stupid! Really stupid!)
Cortex was in his flying blimp, he was walking around while thinking. Uka Uka was flying towards him in anger.
"You failed me again Cortex! Why!? Because you have bees in your brain! Just like the others!" Uka growled.
"Sorry if I failed, we will try again." Cortex whimpered at the evil mask.
"You will, and if you fail me this time, you will never see daylight again!" Uka roared.
"Okay! Okay! I'm going to get the others right now so that we can come up with an idea to defeat Crash and his friends!" Cortex promised.
Later…
"Alright guys, we must defeat Crash!" Cortex announced in the meeting hall inside of the blimp.
"But how? Tiny is too weak and stupid!" Tiny complained.
"I can try to kill him with my staff!" Tropy replied.
"You already tried that!" Brio reminded him.
"Rilla Roo, do you have any ideas?" Cortex asked.
"Uh… No." He replied.
"I have one; I can throw rocks at him until he dies!" Koala Kong stood up.
"You idiot, you tried that!" Komodo Joe hissed.
"Ripper Roo?" Cortex asked.
"Uh, uh, I don't know! But I can't try blowing him up with TNT's again!" Ripper Roo was bouncing around like crazy.
"Oh man, Dingodile, do you have any great ideas?" Cortex sighed.
"Well mate, maybe we can build a giant control ship that lets us all ride inside of it, then we can work together to shoot Crash with some toxic nitros, it does work because I mixed gas and nitro boxes together to make a purple nitro box." He explained.
"Really? Is the plan that I was searching for? Dingodile your brilliant! Whooo hooo!" Cortex cheered.
Brio and the others stood up and clapped for Digodile's great mind.
"When shall we start?" Rilla Roo asked.
"Let's start now…" Cortex grinned and started to laugh.
"Crash will be crushed!" Koala Kong roared.
"Tiny agrees!" Tiny laughed.
On the island…
Crash watched Pura jump and run around Polar, who was feeling less playful than usual.
"Hey Crash, come on, you said that we were going to the forest to do our hunt!" Coco was pulling on his arm.
"Okay okay! Let's go! Pura, don't go messing with Polar too much!" He warned him.
Pura stopped running and went inside of the house.
Crunch was waiting for them.
"Man your late fool!" Crunch was angry.
"Sorry, I was bored so I was watching Pura play." Crash replied.
"Anyway, let's get this hunt started; we have to find these items on the list." Coco explained.
Crash's eyes popped out as he saw millions of items listed on Aku Aku's item hunt.
"Why did he list so many items?" Crash asked.
"He said it's a great learning game, and he wants us to have fun!" Coco answered.
"Let's go find some of those sticks!" Crunch said quickly as he ran off without them.
"Wait for us!" Crash and Coco replied as they ran after him.
With Cortex and the gang…
"Hahahahahaha!" They are playing a game huh? Well that game is about to end when I'm through with them!" Cortex laughed.
"So how are we going to shoot them if they are running?" Brio asked.
"Just hold on Brio, you'll see." Cortex replied.
"Okay sir." Brio sighed.
"Rilla Roo, please get Ripper Roo out of here! He's jumping around too much!" Cortex ordered.
Rilla Roo got up and smacked Ripper Roo with his tail which sent Ripper Roo flying into Koala Kong's side of the room.
"Stupid crazy mutt!" Koala Kong growled.
"I'm not stupid! I'm just crazy!" He talked super-fast.
"Tiny wants to know if plan will work." Tiny walked in the room.
"It will work because it was my idea." Dingodile replied.
Cortex was finished with the locations as he set the target on Crash.
"Can I shoot the nitro at bandicoot? Please!" Tiny begged.
"No! This is my shot!" Cortex snapped.
"But I want to shoot Crash!" Tiny roared.
"And I said no! I will do the shooting!" Cortex snapped again.
Tiny got mad and banged on the pipe button as a pipe fell on Cortex, he was stuck in it.
"Oh great! Tiny, Koala Kong, get me out of here!" Cortex shouted.
"I will get you out." Koala Kong walked up to Cortex who was stuck in the pipe.
"No! Tiny will help Dr. Cortex!" Tiny roared at the tough Koala bear.
"He said that I should do it!" Koala Kong roared.
"Will you guys just help me!" Cortex shouted.
Tropy walked over to the pipe and zapped Cortex out of it.
"Thanks Tropy." Cortex said with a sigh of relief.
Crash was gone from his sight.
"Now look what you all did! We missed him!" Cortex shouted will pulling on his hair.
"Well if it wasn't for this stupid bear!" Tiny shouted.
"Your ass started it tiger face!" Koala Kong snapped.
"Will you two just shut up!" Uka shouted.
"Now, let's go fly over to Crash and this time, I will do the shooting!" Cortex said as the blimp was moving towards the direction of his target.
Koala Kong and Tiny were growling at each other.
Ripper Roo and Tropy were standing still.
"Hey mate, is that him?" Dingodile asked while pointing to Crash and Coco.
"Yes, that our target!" Cortex smiled.
"Great!" Tropy finally spoke.
Rilla Roo was watching Cortex carefully to make sure that their plan was working.
"Okay I shall shoot them now!" Cortex said but Tiny got in the way and he pushed the wrong button, it was the TNT button.
"Tiny you ass!" Dingodile hissed.
"Oops!" Tiny gasped as the blimp exploded.
Everyone was smoked.
Brio fainted.
"Tiny why are you always in the way!?" Cortex shouted.
"The bear pushed Tiny again!" Tiny roared at Koala Kong.
"I did not! I was standing right here!" Koala Kong roared.
"Never mind! Tiny you will have to go do something else, the rest of us will handle Crash!" Cortex ordered.
(Stupid Bear!) He thought as he walked away.
"Let's start over again. At least my blimp isn't destroyed due to my wall protection product." Cortex said as Crash was still on his target.
"Now that's over I can get back to watching this!" Tropy sighed.
Crash moved.
"Darn it! If Tiny and Koala Kong would just stop fighting, we can kill Crash!" Cortex growled.
"Don't worry Tiny is in his room." Dingodile reminded him.
"Yeah, let's follow Crash." Brio was behind the gang after waking up.
Ripper Roo and Rilla Roo were fighting with each other.
"Can I please use TNT's Rilla Roo! Cortex will love the idea!" Ripper Roo asked while laughing like crazy.
"No! We are shooting him! Idiot!" Rilla Roo knocked him out with his kangaroo tail.
"Brio, watch what they are doing back there!" Cortex ordered.
"Yes sir!" Brio replied as he was watching everyone.
Dingodile was still up in the front with Cortex.
"Hahahahahaha! Now I shall shoot him!" Cortex laughed as a big nitro box was shot out from the blimp as it fell on Crash.
"Whoa!" Crash yelled as he was feeling faint.
"Yes! We got him!" Cortex laughed.
"What's happening to him?" Tropy asked.
N Gin was in his room laughing.
"Where's N Gin?" Ripper Roo asked.
"He's not on this mission with us." Koala Kong answered.
But Cortex stopped laughing as they saw Crash turning into a monster bandicoot.
"Oh no! Dingodile, did you even test this nitro box before you thought of this idea!?" Cortex was choking him.
"Uh… No…" Dingodile choked.
"You idiot! You are so stupid when it comes to your silly ass messing up!" Cortex growled.
Uka Uka was angry was well with Dingodile.
"Now he's going to crush our blimp!" Koala Kong back away.
Tropy's mouth hung open.
N Gin was hiding under the desk.
Ripper Roo and Rilla Roo watched as Crash roared and smashed the blimp, everyone was falling into the sea.
Brio hit the water first. Everything went wrong…
Chapter 2 is coming up! Please review!