Rebmul: Actually, I'm narrowing Naruto's harem to be only Tsunade and Orochimara from now on.

Unnatural Reader: I'm glad you liked it! Sorry about my mistakes, but I'm glad you still enjoyed reading!

insanemaelstorm: Hmm... I'm thinking of looking up different bad words just to make last chapter more fun. Should I? I think I might. If you don't mind, if you would like to see that I'd like to know! Thanks for the input!

"Find anything useful?"

"Nah. Fuckin nothing."

"Naruto! Language!"

"Sorry Tsunade."

"Would you two be so kind as to shut up?!"

"Whatever Orochimara." A hiss greeted Tsunade's words.

"Yeah yeah Tsunade. Just try and keep your voice down, both of you." Orochimara answered in a low tone of voice before leaving the small kitchen. Currently, Team 4 had taken refuge in a small, abandoned shack to hide from the pouring rain that was seemingly never ending in Ame.

"Any bowls or buckets?" Tsunade asked, and Naruto nodded before handing her a large black kettle.

"Thanks." Tsunade said as she left the kitchen, kettle in hand.

"Naruto. What are the rations we have left?" Orochimara asked as she peeked back into the room. Naruto frowned and took off the bag that rested on his right hip and opened it. Inside, there was a pack of two granola bars, and half a loaf of seed laden wheat bread. Naruto took them out and sat them down onto the counter top. Taking out a kunai, Naruto cut the bread in half. After unwrapping the granola bars, he handed the bars to Orochimara.

"Go share it. That's the last food we have. Make sure Jiraiya gets his share, I worry about him." Naruto told her, and she nodded before leaving the room. As Naruto looked down at the two pieces of bread left, he sighed before placing his piece back in the food bag before grabbing the last piece and leaving the kitchen. Naruto found Tsunade in the living room, far more wet than he, as well as Orochimara and Jiraiya. It was then he realized that she had most likely taken the kettle outside. He smirked as he handed over the loaf of bread to her.

"Smart,"" he said as she accepted the sustenance. Tsunade shrugged in response.

"We needed water," she said simply in response. Naruto nodded as he stood up straight.

"I'm going hunting." he announced.

"I expect you to keep watch Orochimara." Said woman nodded, and Naruto then left.

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Fuck, Naruto thought in between pants, his left knee against the ground as he leaned on his right thigh, attempting in vain to reign in his breathing. If he still held Kurama, he knew his ears would be ringing with the fox's ranting. He knew it was stupid of him to not have eaten, but when Jiraiya had complained about being hungry, Naruto knew that he would feel horrid in the future had he not fed his sensei from his former life.

When Naruto lifted his head, he saw Tsunade, Orochimara, and Jiraiya trying their damnedest to hold back Hanzo, but they were obviously losing. The three of them were good, especially together, but Hanzo was their superior in nearly every way. Too bad he doesn't beat me in the knowledge category, Naruto thought as he summoned a clone.

"RASENGAN!" He yelled, sending the last of his chakra into the bright blue ball of chakra. He dashed forward, his feet a blur as they as they glanced against the earth beneath him, his face holding a snarl of absolute rage; his eyes showing his exhaustion. His teammates saw him coming towards them, and Hanzo heard him. When the holder of the salamander contract saw the near blur of blonde rushing towards his person, he had his salamander lash out its tongue.

The poisonous appendage struck Naruto in the stomach, causing the teen to grit his teeth as tears sprang to his eyes. Despite this, Naruto pushed himself forward, forbidding himself from stopping as the poison started making its way through his body via the fresh cut on his stomach; compliments of Hanzo's 'pet'. Hanzo himself grew somehwat fearful as the blonde blur hurtled towards him; the blonde seemingly uninjured. When, five seconds later, the blur was still advancing, he urged his salamander to move to the side, only for a heavy strike to the back of his head to stop him, the blow forcing him even closer to the fourth member of Team 4.

By the time he was standing again, Naruto's Rasengan greeted his chest, sending him back with the force of both his body weight and jutsu. Naruto collapsed as the Rasengan disappeared from the palm of his hand in blue whisps; Jiraiya catching his friend before the blonde's head could hit the ground. Tsunade fell to the ground on her knees, her calves stretching outwards, her hands resting on her knees as she huffed and puffed. Orochimara was only slightly better; she was hunched over, resting her hands on her knees as she tried calming herself down.

A slow clap echoed throughout the battlefield, and the three members of Team 4 that still remained awake could only gawk as Hanzo slowly but steadily walked over to them.

"That battle was one of the most fulfilling fights I've had in a while. Tell me your names." He demanded, and they obliged him.

"Orochimara."

"Tsunade Senju."

"Jiraiya, and he's Naruto Hagoromo." Jiraiya stated as he held Naruto up slightly higher.

"For your valor and effort in battle, I award you four the title of Sannin. As for Naruto," Hanzo motioned to his salamander, who spat out a small scroll.

"Only Naruto's blood and name will be accepted by the scroll."

"What is it?" Tsunade questioned in a protective tone.

"It is a salamander contract. I can't give an enemy the full deal, but the contract is for summoning strictly one salamander. Whoever he summons, he will use solely for the rest of the time he is allowed by the salamanders to hold the contract. He will train it, raise it, and make it his companion. A good example of such a relationship is an Inuzuka and their nin dog. Rest Sannin, you cannot die yet. I await a rematch." Orochimara, Tsunade, and Jiraiya watched silently as Hanzo left, the summoning scroll at their feet.

-••••-••••-••••-

"So Hanzo has given me a summonable salamander?" Naruto questioned as he lay on his sleeping bag, having only woken up five minutes previous.

"Yeah," Jiraiya confirmed as he leaned back against the wall of their current safe place; a house that resided in an abandoned town.

"Interesting," Naruto said, a pensive look obvious in his eyes as Jiraiya stared into their blue depths. Said pervert nodded in agreement with his friend.

"More like incredibly suspicious," Orochimara remarked as she leaned against the left side of the door jam.

"You can say that again," Tsunade agreed as she leaned against the door jam opposite Orochimara.

"Let me see the scroll," Naruto said as he wearily got out of bed. Even after all this time without Kurama, I can still heal as fast as I used to, the former jinchurikki thought to himself.

"No. Who knows, maybe if you activate it Hanzo will learn our location. He could be trying to trick us!" Orochimara said quickly, her words allowing Naruto to deduce that she was most likely the holder of the aforementioned scroll. Orochimara glared at him, unrelenting, and Naruto sighed. He walked up to her and pulled her into a hug, kissing her cheek before snaking his hands down to her wrist. He quickly flicked out a shuriken, cut her wrist slightly, and wiped the blood upon the blade onto the seal that rested there.

A white scroll with forest green lining popped out, and Naruto grabbed it and stepped away.

"Thank you for your donation," he said sarcastically as he unrolled the scroll. Inisde the scroll was a typical summoning scroll, only there were no names already written, and it was around the size of a normal sealing scroll instead of a regular summoning one. Naruto bit his thumb and wrote his name in his blood, thus sealing the contract.

"Summoning JUTSU!" He yelled as he ran through the hand signs for the summoning technique. A poof of smoke surrounded his hand, and when the white clouds dispersed a small, near insignificantly small salamander sat on the back of his hand. It didn't have eyes; it's belly was a pearly white, and the top of it was a pure navy blue.

"Hello," Naruto said uncertainly. As soon as it recognized his voice, it too opened its mouth.

"Master! I had been told to wait for your summons, and now here you are!" The salamander's voice was high pitched, almost to the point of causing Naruto discomfort, but he replied all the same.

"Please, don't call me master. My name is Naruto; my friend's are Orochimara," Naruto motioned for the confused looking girl to speak.

"Hello?" She said uncertainly, staring at Naruto's salamander with a puzzled gaze.

"Tsunade." Again, said girl was confused, and didn't know what to make of the salamander.

"Hey," she said, trying to keep her conversation short.

"And Jiraiya."

"Hey." Said an uncertain white haired ninja.

"Master Naruto, I have now memorized their voices somewhat. As you continue to talk, I'll become more in sync with their speech, and then I'll be able to tell whom is whom."

"So you can't see things?" Naruto questioned.

"No. As I grow older, my ability to sense people will go stronger, and I will also gain voice recognition of whoever is talking quicker." Naruto nodded in affirmation and then he looked up at his friends, who were staring right back, looking from him to each other every other second, bewildered.

"Only my master can hear me, Master Naruto. I think your friends have gone quit because they think you've gone crazy." Naruto chuckled, bemused, as he looked at his friend's.

"I'm not going crazy you guys. A salamander summon can only speak with its master." While the three other members of Team 4 still looked pensive on whether or not he was telling the truth, Naruto decided to let it go. Naruto thanked the little salamander for his time, dispelling the small creature before he stood up straight, getting out of the crouch position he'd fallen into to use his summoning jutsu.

"So, what are we going to do today? Can I train to gain back some power? Can I go set up traps for food?" Tsunade and Orochimara glared at Naruto for his suggestions, huffing as they crossed their arms; Jiraiya started laughing.

"Naruto! You will not be leaving this house until you are fully functional!" Tsunade said angrily, despite her own stir craziness.

"Oh Tsunade-hime, I can assure you I am fully functional." Naruto took this time to slowly circle her till he reached her back. His arms slowly worked their way around her waist, and he tucked his head into the incline of her neck.

"Everywhere," he said as he pressed himself flush against her, his word and hot breath on her shoulder causing a blush to dust her cheeks.

"OW!" Naruto yelled as Orochimara pulled him away from Tsunade and bonked him on the head.

"That's what you get for being a pervert!" Orochimara said, nearly shouting. Naruto chuckled at her expression.

"You don't have to be so jealous with me. If you wanted to have some special alone time with me, you could have just said." He teased, and it was Orochimara's turn to blush. Of course though, she did it out of indignation, and not from the rush of blood that had run straight through her body to her nether region.

"I-I would NEVER think of doing something like THAT!" Naruto put on his best innocent face after she said those words.

"What are you talking about? I simply asked if you would like to spend some special bonding time with me. Maybe I would take you out to a restaurant. Why? Was your mind going somewhere... dirty?" Orochimara blushed brighter and looked at the floor, crossing her arms.

"You know, instead of making you look something fierce, your arms crossed under your boobs are just pushing them up. Don't mind me though, I happen to like all that cleavage that's threatening to ripe your top." Naruto teased, and Orochimara looked down. It was true, her shirt was near busting from her boobs being pushed up in such a way, and when she looked up her eyes zoned in on Naruto's, and how they seemed to refuse looking anywhere else but her chest.

Deciding to repay her embarrassment before all confidence left her, she sauntered over to Naruto, arms still folded beneath her chest. She was around half a head shorter than Naruto, and so his view down the front of her shirt was impeccable. Orochimara meandered her hands up to his shoulders slowly, taking time to stand on her tip toes as well.

"Maybe one day I'll find you worthy enough to let you have me." Orochimara said with a low sigh and a longing look as she gazed into his bright blue orbs. She then moved her cold fingertips up along his neck, the feeling sending a shiver down his spine. It was then she reached his hair. Oh fuck, his hair. Besides his lower attachment, his hair was the most sensitive thing on his body, and the way she lightly scraped her nails along his scalp as they threaded through the mass of blonde atop his head had Naruto's hands flying to her waist and tightening. Orochimara then stood as tall as she could, trying to reach his ear.

"When that time comes, I won't hesitate to hold you captive in that apartment of yours for months. I won't stop till the only name that sputters passed your lips is mine. Till I've made you fuck me so thoroughly that I won't be able to walk, and the sight of my ass will make you forget whatever you thought to leave me for. When that time comes, you will be mine, and I just hate to share what I've claimed." Naruto shuddered as she whispered hotly into his ear, his nails digging into her skin harshly as he tried to calm himself down. The sensation caused Orochimara to gasp in pleasure, throwing her head back as she moaned openly. Naruto's eyes darkened, and his head dipped down to attack her neck.

Orochimara's fingers started gripping his hair more firmly, causing Naruto to growl deeply in warning, his lips vibrating against her neck. An obnoxiously loud cough was what separated them, and the two turned to see Jiraiya standing there, raising his eyebrows up and down at Naruto in his perverted way, and Tsunade, who looked ready to punch something, anything. Or, to be more specific, anyone. Naruto shuddered when he realized her cold glare was settled on him.

"I'm screwed?" He questioned Jiraiya in a squeaky tone.

"You're screwed."