Hello there!

A few days ago I read, because I was frustrated with glee and fanfiction is awesome compared to the poorly plotted episodes, this fanfiction called "Little numbers." that I think most of you have read already (if you haven't, go google it and read) and it was perfect so I decided I wanted to write a more snarky a lot less perfect Kurtbastian version of it, I hope you like it and be gentle it's my first time writing and publishing anything!

2nd September.

(5:38 pm)

I know we probably fucked but I'm having a hard time remembering your name so can you we skip the guessing part and just tell who the fuck are you?

(5:39)

First no, since you aren't my fiancé. We didn't. And second who are YOU?

(5:41)

You have a fiancé? That's a whole new level of cheating for me.

(5:42)

Told you I haven't been with you. Are you blind or something?

(5:43)

Then why do I have a text from you? And why would I be blind?

(5:45)

Because… dugh never mind I'm not wasting time explaining that. And I didn't text you.

(5:47)

If it works for something I know your name starts with A or E, just in case you are angrily lying because I don't remember you.

(5:48)

So you are the kind of person that sleeps around and don't remember names?

(5:50)

So you are the kind of person that has the same boyfriend your entire life and end up getting married in a horrible church just to find out he's been cheating as bad as you has?

(5:51)

I have better things to do than clarify you a hundred times that I haven't been with you. Whoever you are.

(5:52)

Then have a nice life with your boring boyfriend stranger. (I'm being sarcastic by the way)

(5:53)

Have a nice life, hope you catch some STD (I'm not being sarcastic by the way)

3rd September.

(2:03 pm)

Gonna hate myself a lot for this, but sorry.

(2:04)

Please tell me you are the annoying stranger from yesterday and not that all the sudden the entire country decided to text me.

(2:05)

Skipping the annoying part, yes I'm the stranger from yesterday. And you better forgive me because you may be the second 'sorry' I ever said in my life.

(2:07)

I suppose I should take that as a good thing, shouldn't I?

(2:10)

Well yes.
I run into the guy, who by the way is called Liam, and turned out is not you.

(2:11)

Ha. I see your good memory.

(2:12)

Your point being?

(2:13)

Just saying you said the guy's name started with A or E and since Liam is with L…

(2:15)

Apparently you have a better memory than I. And for you to know, the nicest thing to do when someone says sorry is forgive him.

(2:16)

Why do you mind? we don't meet.

(2:17)

I don't. Figured I should do something good because my over sensitive and pretty irritating sister suggested —forced me. Thank you, I proved her it was pointless, and that I was right.

(2:18)

Also Liam is way more pleasant than you.

(2:20)

?

(2:21)

Friendly reminder that I don't care.

(4:38 pm)

You are mean.

(4:39)

Thank you?

(4:40)

You are the stranger aren't you?

(4:41)

His sister. I stole his phone to tell you to be nicer with people.

(4:42)

Now this is creepy.

(4:44)

I'm not creepy, I'm just giving you a life lesson. If you are nice with people, people are going to be nice with you and the world will a much happier place to live.

(4:48)

Still creepy because I DON'T know you.

(4:49)

And about that life lesson, your —I assume— brother doesn't seem like the best person in the world, so…

(4:50)

You can't say that. You don't know him.

(4:41)

Now you are getting my point…

(4:42)

Be nice with him!

(4:43)

Oh god you are really persistent, aren't you?

(4:44)

Yes.

4th September.

(10:00 am)

Okay just because I'm afraid you and your sister are like mobsters or worst like wizards who are going to witchcraft me if I don't, I'm saying I'm sorry for treating you shitty before.

(10:13)

Do I need to say that your text sounded disturbing or you just notice by your own?

(10:14)

Sure I'm disturbing, but when your sister takes your phone to —without even know me— lecture me a 'life lesson' is not disturbing at all.

(10:15)

She did what?

(10:16)

Seems like she needs a talk about how perfect the world would be without people messing around with others' stuff.

(10:17)

What does that suppose to mean?

(10:19)

Nothing. Just let her know I'm a lovely human being so she'll stop texting me.

(10:20)

I can't. I haven't lied at her and you are not lovely. Not even a little.

(10:22)

And that you know my sister is weird.

(10:23)

Tell me about it. And don't even start with the fact we keep talking.

(10:26)

Guess our life is boring enough to do this.

(10:28)

Does that means that your life is boring and I'm an entertainment to you?

(10:29)

Not exactly. Do you want to be my entertainment ;) ?

(10:30)

If that meant as it sounded, then no. This situation is bizarre by itself, let's not do it worst.

(10:32)

Then you are not fun.

(10:33)

Never say I was.

7th September.

(11:15 am)

Hi.

(11:16)

Hello? Why are you texting me again?

(11:16)

I'm bored, and I guessed you are the only one in my contact list that won't criticize me for texting in class.

(11:18)

Do you have me in your contact list?

(11:19)

Since you figured I was the one texting you I think you saved my number too. Or you are stalker enough to learn my number by memory, you choose.

(11:20)

Touché. But I saved just in case your crazy sister decided to text-lessoning me again.

(11:21)

She is harmless.

(11:22)

So tell me what's my name?

(11:25)

… sorry to disappoint you but I'm not good at guessing games so I'm not sure if I can tell your name. You could ask your mother though.

(11:26)

No, idiot. The name you saved my phone number with.

(11:27)

—Hoping the idiot part was friendly— I saved you as 'weird stranger'.

(11.28)

How creative. (ironic, just in case.)

(11:30)

Would you have preferred if I have saved you as 'mobster/wizard creepy bizarre someone' instead?

(11:31)

Would've been thoughtful of you.

(11:32)

And why do you critique me, I don't know how did you save my number.

(11:34)

'The guy who I haven't fucked but seems interesting'.

(11:35)

That's long for a name. I should say I'm touched by the 'interesting' part but I'm not sure if that a good or a bad thing.

(11:36)

It's good, I think.

(11:37)

Should have been easier if I've known your name though.

(11:39)

I'm not saying my name to a complete stranger.

(11:41)

Why not? It's not like I'm going to kidnap you just by knowing your name.

(11:42)

I guess. You tell me.

(11:44)

Why? I asked first.

(11:45)

Really? don't you think that's childish?

(11:46)

Fine. You can call me B.

(11:48)

I'd prefer not to.

(11:49)

From all the letters in the abecedary your name had to start with 'B'?

(11:50)

Who said my name stars with B? and why I can't choose the B?

(11:51)

Don't like it. Find another one.

(11:52)

You are demanding. You can call me Bas. (If it's okay with you than I'm using A and S)

(11:54)

Bas? As BAStard?

(11:55)

Oh don't flat me this much! I'll blush.
Your turn by the way.

(11:57)

You can call me K.

(11:58)

K as Kate? (see I'm nicer than you)

(11:59)

No you are not. And I'm a he…

(12:00)

My bad. As you said you had a boyfriend I figured.

(12:01)

Well as far as I know you are a guy and slept with someone named Liam… so we are pretty much in the same boat.

(12:02)

If we are on the same boat, how come I don't know you?

(12:03)

Because I don't sleep around with creepy strangers?

(12:04)

Oh yeah, that.

Disclaimer: Mistakes are all mine, characters sadly no