Hum tiens, aussi bien écrire un truc ou deux ici. Je m'appelle Samuel, je suis un homme de 35 ans et j'habite dans la province de Québec. Ma langue maternelle est le français, quoi que je suis bilingue. Chose étrange, je parle français mais je préfère lire les fictions en anglais! XD J'ai repris mon flambeau d'écrivain! J'écris de nouveau en anglais! :)

Here are the news concerning my fan fictions. Be sure to come read it often for a progress report.

#1: A Vampire Legacy; A Harry Potter/ Hellsing Crossover: ABANDONED/UP FOR ADOPTION.

#2: The Greek Kunoichi; A Naruto/P.J.O/H.O.O Crossover: Chapter 19 published. On indefinite Hiatus.

#3: The Heir of the Western Lands; A Harry Potter/Inuyasha Crossover/Open world (side project/very sporadic updates): On indefinite Hiatus.

#4: Sacred Magic; Wizards and Dragons; A Harry Potter/High Shool DxD Crossover/Open World: Chapter 11 published.

#5: Harry Potter and The Heaven's Feel; A Harry Potter/TYPE-MOON/ Clamp Universe Crossover (Side project/sporadic updates): On indefinite Hiatus.

#6: Harry Potter and his Princesses; A Harry Potter/TYPE-MOON/ the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess /High School DxD Crossover: Chapter 7 is now published.

#7: Where in the world is Harry Potter?; A Harry Potter/Carmen Sandiego Franchise/Various series crossover: 2082 words on chapter 3.

For those interested, I also post those stories on Archive of Our Own(AO3). On that website, my pseudonym is Zephyr_Fauchelevent. Do feel free to visit and review there also.

Notices:

#1: To every person who left me reviews on my challenges asking to be contacted if someone took them, the universal answer is going to be "No". It would take way too much time to remember each and every one of you who made the request. To be honest with you all, if it does happen, I will put the story in my favourites and in my C2 community. You will simply just have to look it up at those particular places by yourselves. :)

#2: Note to all who pass through here, I DO NOT take requests for stories at the moment and I DO NOT post other people's Challenges. Thank you in advance to not ask me to write or post you something specific. :)

#3: Another note for every person who leave me reviews. I can only answer signed reviews since the site doesn't allow to answer to guests. Also, I will only answer them if it's something else than the generic congratulations for an interesting chapter or request for updates for example.

#4: Since some people keep suggesting me to get a forum of my own where to post my challenges and being able to discuss them without spamming the MP box, I finally decided that it was time to follow the suggestions. Here is the link to my very own forum for those interested. Please click here

#5: I got a notice earlier today, September 24 2018, about the fact that posting challenges as stories was against the rules of the site, so to not be on the admins' bad side longer than necessary, I deleted every single challenge I had posted as stories. But they can be found on my forum whose link is in the notice #4 and on various others forums and also on AO3 under the pen-name Zephyr_Fauchelevent.

Brand new Notice of another kind! Please read!

I got bitten by the Pokemon GO virus! Here's my friend code for those who wish to add me! 6461 3799 2006 with the pseudo of SamuelDuchesne.

About the format of my stories.

Here is the explanation about the format in which I write my stories. I use Times New Roman size 12. Also I separate my paragraphs after each 7 or 8 lines at the maximum, sometimes I separate them at even less. I'm really at wit end with the remarks saying that my paragraphs are always too big, so pardon me if I'm a bit rude, if you don't like it, you can always go read the stories of another author. I even edit the chapter I'm working on at AO3 before even posting it, since the Spell Checker there is better than the one I have for Google Documents and Libre Office 6.4.4.2

I also re-read myself quite a few times. I can't do anything more than that. I even started to go back to my previous chapters in all my works to edit them to make them fit the new standard that 0 Jordinio 0 explained to me a while back. Last but not least, my first language is Canadian French. I'm rather good in English but sometimes I need the dictionary to translate words or commonly used expressions that are unknown to me. Also, please keep in mind that nobody is perfect and that if you really want something to be in a way you like, feel free to write and publish your own story.

Stuff I can't get myself to read:

1- Slash lemons. (I have absolutely nothing against people who love a person from the same gender, but I'm not interested in reading a sexual encounter between two men.)

2- Mpreg.(It's physically and biologically IMPOSSIBLE! A MAN CAN NOT be pregnant, end of the discussion.)

3- a story with way too many spelling mistakes. (It just turn off the joy I get when I'm reading.)

4- Lemon stories without any plot whatsoever or with an impossible background.

5- Most "Harry is abandoned/mistreated by his parents" and "Wrong child who lived" stories. (I did read a few well structured and very interesting ones, but many if not most are rather disappointing at the least and disastrous at the worst.)

6- Futa. There's nothing else that will turn me off faster than that. Trans-sexuality is one thing, dressing yourself as a woman while being a man I can understand somewhat but a woman with a functioning set of real male genitalia? No thanks.

7- Wincest in Supernatural. Seriously, I have nothing against gay couples and gay love, but seriously they are brothers. Dean also helped raise Sam, since John was away a lot on hunts to dangerous to bring his children with him.

8- Tentacle porn. I really don't see what is so interesting in that.

9- Most French Fan fictions. When you translate a term from Japanese to English, usually it sound somewhat good and plausible. But translate the Japanese terms to French and usually it's crap. There's a few exceptions, but not much.

10- Lemon stories where the sexual organs are described as freakishly big. BO-RING!

11- Bestiality. I found that stuff to be quite stupid at best, very disgusting at worst.

12- Ranma. A guy who becomes a gal when he's splashed with cold water and must get splashed with hot water to go back as a guy? No, just no. (Exception to the rule. I can stomach crossovers where the "famous" transformation gag is not stuck in the main plot.)

13- One Punch Man and My Hero Academia. The ideas does have some merits but I don't know why. I really can't get myself to any take interest into it.

14- Stories where the main character is pushing too fast and too hard against the authority without having a solid back-up plan and managing to get away with it. It's really annoying and it kill the mood of the story real fast.

To be continued when I find something else to complain about.XD

Particular storie(s) I'd really like to read at the moment:

-A Pokémon fanfic where a good chunk the action takes place in the Kalos egion, Alola Region or the new Galar Region, be it a pure Pokémon story or a crossover.
- A good Fate Series fanfic, preferably a crossover with Harry potter or Naruto, with Lancer Arturia, Medea and/or Scàthach in it.

You are hereby welcome to the song corner!

The Rocky Road To Dublin

The High Kings

In the merry month of June from me home I started
Left the girls of Tuam nearly broken hearted
Saluted Father dear, kissed me darling mother
Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother
Then off to reap the corn, leave where I was born
Cut a stout blackthorn to banish ghosts and goblins
A brand new pair of brogues, rattlin' o'er the bogs
Frightenin' all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin

One two three four five
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!

In Mullingar that night I rested limbs so weary
Started by daylight me spirits bright and airy
Took a drop of the pure
Keep me heart from sinking
That's the Paddy's cure whenever he's on drinking
To see the lassies smile, laughing all the while
At me curious style, 'twould set your heart a bubblin'
An' asked if I was hired, wages I required
'Till I was nearly tired of the rocky road to Dublin

One two three four five
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!

In Dublin next arrived, I thought it such a pity
To be soon deprived a view of that fine city
Well then I took a stroll, all among the quality
Bundle it was stole, all in a neat locality
Something crossed me mind, when I looked behind
No bundle could I find upon me stick a wobblin'
Enquiring for the rogue, said me Connaught brogue
Wasn't much in vogue on the rocky road to Dublin

One two three four five
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!

From there I got away, me spirits never falling
Landed on the quay, just as the ship was sailing
The Captain at me roared, said that no room had he
When I jumped aboard, a cabin found for Paddy
Down among the pigs, played some funny rigs
Danced some hearty jigs, the water round me bubbling
When off Holyhead wished meself was dead
Or better far instead
On the rocky road to Dublin

One two three four five
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!

The boys of Liverpool, when we safely landed
Called meself a fool, I could no longer stand it
Blood began to boil, temper I was losing
Poor old Erin's isle they began abusing
"Hurrah me soul!" says I, me shillelagh I let fly
Some Galway boys were nigh and saw I was a hobble in
With a loud "Hurray!" joined in the affray
We quickly cleared the way for the rocky road to Dublin

One two three four five
Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!

Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!
Whack fol lol le rah!
Whack fol lol le rah!