Hi. I'm 'YouCan'tBeSerious', but you can just call me Kate. It's my current aim to destroy any ideas you previously had about this site. It is also to write stories about wacky couples that would never work, except in the world of .

The 'YouCan'tBeSerious' Team

Kate: An attractive youngteen who is the mastermind behind this operation. Although she couldn't have done it without her friends, she really is the smartest and most creative one in the group. Most stories will be written by her. scared_rabbit_@

Steph: A young woman and good friend who is one year older than the marvellous Kate. She was there when the operation started. She will not be writing many stories, but will be a no doubt valuable member of the team. Her greatest acheivement is possibly R2-D2 x Obi Wan Kenobi. luthienanwamane@

Rachel: An attractive (though not as attractive as Kate) girl who is also older than Kate. She is probably not sick enough to become part of the wholewriting thing, but she certainly helped us in some ofour best and most prized couples (Sorting Hat x Gryffindor's Sword). lucky_girl_4now@

Bec: Well known for her kinky mind, Bec is possibly the one who will write some of our sickest couples. She will no doubt have many interesting contributions to the structure of some of the stories. sincosh_riot@

Angie: Present at the dawning of this little idea, Angie is a talented (though not as talented as Kate) young writer with big dreams. The writing of these stories probably isn't one of them. She will be helping the team along the way. chocolatefrog7@

Nancy: A surprise late entry to our team, Nancy has pioneered the way for Chewbacca x C3PO stories. We wish her all the luck for the future.

Elaine: She probably wants nothing to do with this and would most likely want her name to be removed from the list immediately.

Oven May Be Hot

This is my first story. (Caution! The oven may be hot! This was the first thing that Quirrell ever said to Dobby (give or take a few sentences). Dobby x Quirrell) Don't take it too seriously, please.

"Insanity is trying things over and over again and expecting different results."