Hey everyone! I'm Ellie. *waves*

I just won two KC Awards! Best Smut Author and Best Human AU Multichap for, "Heart Across the Ocean."

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Just got back to writing after fifteen or so years of not having done so. When I was younger I shipped Hermione/Snape (when I was in college the first time). That was before name shipping was a thing lol Somewhere under my old account is a bunch of fan fiction by my younger self that I refuse to revisit on the grounds that my writing has grown up, so to speak.

I'm 33. I work with crazy people who do things that are bad for themselves. I have an eleven year old who tries my patience on the best of days. We have two cats and a very cuddly python named Zeus.

I'm in the kink lifestyle and identify as a romantic asexual masochist with warrior princess submissive tendencies. When I write about D/s or BDSM, it's based on real life experience. If you have any questions, or if you're looking to find your local scene, feel free to ask here or on tumblr. I'm not an expert, but I can generally point you in the right direction. :)

I primarily ship Klaroline from TVD/TO. I consider the ending of TO a travesty. I also ship Kolvina, Marbekah, Freylin and Sinn, but I'm divided on Haylijah and Kalijah. I like him better with Hayley in canon, but Kat is just so much fun to write! For Legacies I ship Hizzie and Posie. I ship Steroline as friends only. My favorite BFF for Caroline is Kat.

I do accept Klaroline requests on tumblr. I prefer messages from actual people, but I have the anon feature enabled, too. I respect that everyone is different, but I have my own limits that not everyone will agree should be a limit. If you want detailed explanations, follow me on tumblr. If it's been a while and you can't find the answer, feel free to ask. If you request smut, please specify if do not want D/s or BDSM.

Please respect the following hard-limits that I will not write:

Non-con of ANY kind (including, but not limited to: rape, underage, torture, coercion, necrophilia, blackmail, manipulation, mental incompetence, medical incapacitation, disability, forcible prostitution, fantasy non-con, etc.)

Emotional sadism

Abuse of ANY kind (including hitting/spanking as a real punishment [pleasure only])

Incest

Daddy Dom/babygirl dynamic

Bestiality (OTHER than wolf!Klaus - that's ok)

Caroline with anyone else unless Klaus is there, too

Klaus with anyone else unless Caroline is there, too

Klaus touching, or being touched by, another man

Domme!Caroline to sub!Klaus

Camille

Disclaimer: If you feel the need to leave me a blatantly transparent hate speech demanding to know why I, as a woman, would write such abusive filth, be advised that I moderate the comments. That sentiment also applies to claims that you alone speak for 7,000,000,000 people by informing me that, in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, “no one” would want such a relationship. If your heavily underdeveloped ego forces you to cower behind a veil of digital anonymity in a manner akin to the Wizard of Oz, I will delete your vitriol as soon as my eyes stop rolling. Should you expect a response, please send me a copy of your current insurance card or payment information. I deal with rampant, unchecked mental illness for a living. If your insight rivals that of a garden gnome and you need me to explain to you, using small words, the process by which I invalidate your opinion before discarding it as laughable, I expect to be paid for services rendered. Also, should you require a detailed explanation as to why your projective identification is not going to result in my countertransference, I will charge double. If you are unwilling to properly compensate me for my time, I strongly suggest you save your energy for someone with greater emotional availability than that of a snow pea.