Personal Details
Name: Bassoonish Brigid Elizabeth Reillo Nishcow Amodaeus Eicher, which is nowhere close to my real name, just a listing of all the names I’ve been known by on the internet. If you see me in one place, you can probably find me in other places.
Birthdate: October 25, 1993, which puts me in college, with almost no time for writing. Someday, I'll come back to writing a lot, and become one of those semi-famous fanfiction authors.
Species: Human… no actually, I’m a vampire… We do exist, it’s just that the world generally stereotypes us to be blood-sucking and sparkly fiends, thank you, Dracula and Twilight, so I’d rather skip the garlic, holy water, and get straight to convincing you I’m human.

Character Peculiarities
Likes: logic, math, computers, music, thinking, Kingdom Hearts, a Canadian, Harry Potter, bassoon, a gay Texan, trombone, Runescape, anime, coding, graphic design, philosophy, psychology, sociology, a British, Uncle Tom's Cabin, piano music, and sad endings for the majority of the main characters.
Personality: I am independent, in the true sense of the word. I do not rebel and call it independence. I do what I want to and what makes the most sense to me. My brain works like a computer. I do not place myself in dangerous situations. I do not trust people easily. I do not let people see the real me easily. I am stubborn. I am argumentative, but I don’t like conflict. I do not criticize lightly. I do not insult lightly. I do not hate people. I judge people, not on their past, but on the way that they deal with past decisions. I choose not to regret my past actions, and instead learn from them. I do not apologize lightly. I have faith in the human ability to do good, though rarely do I see it. And above all, I like being the person that I am.
Political: Can we skip the politics and focus on what is right, wrong, smart, and stupid?
Religious: There is certainly a higher power, the name and role of which can be argued. You can argue that, but I can prove you wrong. I don't like arguing, so please don't make me.

The Stories
The Marauder's Advice Column: This is to make you laugh, and nothing more.
The Marauder's Abridged History Book: This was a failed attempt at writing for a competition in which you had to include a list of items and phrases in each chapter, and write that chapter in a certain time period. I didn't finish, but the story was actually pretty funny, so here it remains, not as a real part of the Marauder Universe that I'm creating.
The Marauder's Rebridged Appendix: This is where I'm dumping all the Marauder cut scenes from the Wolf, Rat, Dog, and Stag Generation of Marauders. Eventually, they'll be pieced into an epic multi-story series that I've been planning for a long while, but the story will probably never make it past the first few chapters and head full of ideas. Until then, you can enjoy this as I add to it.
The Marauder's Unabridged History of the Fox, Ferret, and Cat Generation: I don't know where this one is going to go, but I like it better than the other idea I started out with, so... I'm thinking this one will go somewhere, but I really don't know where exactly it's going to go. We'll see. I'm almost happy with what I have for the next chapter.
The Brief Reign of Dobby and Belle and Adam: These are oneshots, sorry. They do not relate to my Marauder Universe whatsoever. Just crazy little... things...
Playing with Water This is my Demyx story. Once upon a time I had a Kingdom Hearts story called "Demyx! No!", and I'm trying to rework some of my less eloquently stated ideas from that story into this one, in a more serious way.

Other
Cows go mergh, and you must be lost to find what can't be found. The best adventures are clueless.