Whassup my people's?

UPDATE: AS YOU MAY KNOW A LOT OF MY FANFICTIONS HAVE BEEN REMOVED. THEYT ARE BEING REPLACED WITH NEWER ONE'S THAT I WILL HAVE MOR INCENTIVE TO COMPLETE. PLEASE BE PATIENT. THANK YOU. OREO COOKIES FTW!!

Fav. Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, The Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Jak X Combat Racing, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja, Inuyasha Feudal Combat, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Heroes, Dragonball Z Sagas, Mystic Heroes, You Don't Know Jack, Crash Bandicoot (all), Spyro The Dragon (all), Super Mario Sunshine, Xenosagas, and Yu Yu Hakusho Dark Tournament.

Fav. Anime: All of the ones that i watch.

Fav. Quotes: "Taste the cake!" Bam Margrera, "They looked at me the wrong way, so they're all DEAD." Sabaku no Gaara, "I don't care if it IS a mermaid! It's a fish, so catch it, gut it, and cook it for dinner!" "But mermaids are only half-fish..." "I don't care if it's one-quarter-fish! just CATCH IT!" Haru Glory and Musica, and "I'm the ninja! I am SO the ninja! How much of the ninja am i? SO THE NINJA!-YIKE!" "Not much of the ninja NOW are you?" me and my cousin Ashley, "You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you." The Legend Of Dragoon Opening Sequence, "I'm not A bitch I'm THE bitch, and that's Miss Bitch to YOU!" Isabella The Vampire, "Hokage is shit." Orochimaru, "Hm. 'Women's?' 'Men's?' Which do I choose from? Eenie meenie miney moe! Ahh, what the hell!" Joey, "All I know is my gut says 'maybe.'" Neutral guy, "Anime guys are hot but they smell like TV screen." My mom, "Only a delusion born from a truly twisted mind could be so thoroughly sexy and yet so malevolent!" My boyfriend, "There are 4 sides to a story, the right way, the wrong way, someone else's way, and your way, which can either be the right way or the wrong way depending on your amount of intelligence." Me, "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH! GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAH!" Spongebob, "AND SUICIDE IS FREAKIN' PAINLESS DUDE!" My buddy Jessica, "If you need me I'll be in the porcelain reading room." Detective John Munch, "You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates, you can torture me with your thrice daily SWILL, but you cannot break the spirit of a winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness, and I SHALL be DELIVERED from this FETID and FESTERING SEWER!" Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, "So long Ferret-face!" B.J. Hunnicutt and Hawkeye Pierce, "Rose whip!" "Well everything's comin' up roses." "I don't like roses, they smell too girly." "Oh yeah! He should be a tough guy like you and be obsessed with KITTENS!" "SHUT UP!" In order, Suichi Kurama, Urameshi Yusuke, Kuwabara Kazuma, Urameshi Yusuke, Kuwabara Kazuma, "Renji." "Hm?" "Take it off." "HUH?" In order, Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji, Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji, "Nice angle. I'm glad I'm a stuffed animal." Kon, "BOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Don Kanonji, "Can I be frank with you Hawk?" "Wha-?" "Can I be forward with you?" "Oh good, because then Frank would have to be Henry with you!" Colonel Henry Blake, Hawkeye Pierce, Colonel Henry Blake, Hawkeye Pierce, "Who's on first." "I dunno." "THIRD BASE!" In order, Bud Abbott, Lou Castello, Both, "There's a school full of gangbangers, and you have to go in there to discuss how LK is such a serious threat to the student body?" Zach (who is the man)

Buddies: xXZexyLuverXx, Stargazer777, Dee1, and grifmaster93

FAQ:

Q: Your fanfictions rule! Way to go!

A: Thank you. It's always nice to hear good comments about my work. If you'd like, you can always drop me an E-mail or PM just to talk.

Q: Your fanfictions stink! You suck, pal!

A: I'm sorry you think that. We're all entitled to our opinions, but if yours if that of a negative manner, I'd rather not hear it. And don't use the excuse that I put myself down all the time, so that gives you the right to do so. It's true, I do think my writing ability is horrible at times, but then again, so do countless other authors.

Q: Why are you using other people's characters?

A: You say that as if I'm using them and claiming ownership of them. That is not the case. I know full well who they all belong to and have give the proper notice that all characters except for my own belong to their respective owners at the bottom of my profile. I know, unlike many others, to give credit where credit is due, besides, it's a fanfiction. It's SUPPOSED to be like that.

Q: Can I be in the fic?

A: Sorry, but no. I have a hard enough time involving my characters in a fair cycle. Plus, if I'm making a parody, I've got a slew of other characters to incorporate as well. Besides, I'm happy with my cast.

Q: Why do use the guys more than the girls? Why is Kaiekae constantly around just guys? Are you a perv?

A: No, I am not, nor am I lonely (FYI, I like being alone, so there). If you find yourself annoyed at this fact, then sorry, but I find more use for the males than I do the females. I mean, look at all the storylines I've cooked up because of them. And my fic isn't the only one who has a mostly-male oriented cast.

Q: BASTARD! I thought you said you aren't putting any other people in the comic! Why is your friend Micah there, huh?

A: Okay, calm down! I know I don't put people who want to be in the fic in the fic, but have any of you been there for me through thick and thin? No. Micah, on the other hand, has and I am eternally grateful for a friend like her. If the world had more people like her in it, it would be a much better place, I swear to God, I really mean it. Anyhow, I can't think of any better way to pay her back than giving her a role (small as it is) in the fic. Besides, she was my first friend on here. Were any of you? No. Don't think so.

Q: When do the fics update?

A: With all the things going on in my life, it's hard to tell nowadays. Let's just leave it at it updates whenever I complete the making of a chapter. It could be a day, could be a week. Who knows, but remember, I'll ALWAYS update.

Q: Can you give me some advice with MY fic?

A: I'll always be more than happy to give your fic a read. But if you want me to critique you, well, I'll try and be as nice as I can without hurting anybody's pride as an author. After all, I know what it feels like to have your work bashed on.

Q: What's with the neighborhood/school setting you've been using?

A: Ahh, you mean in Ninjas and Students and Randomness Oh My. I figured instead of using the five shinobi nations, I use one place for all the characters. Think, if I DID use the setting of the five shinobi nations,

1.) I'd be constantly jumping around and I don't feel like doing that

2.) I'd have to memorize where the characters are from, the names of the kage's (Ex: Hokage, Kazekage, Tsukikage, Hoshikage, etc.), and the names of the villages(Ex: Konohagakure, Sunagakure, Otogakure, etc.)

Q: I favorited your fics/profile, can you favorite mine?

A: I get this a lot. Sorry, but I don't favorite profiles/fics unless I REEEEEEEEEEALLY like them.

Q: Wait a minute...that's already happened in that anime/manga...and so and so's never been able to do that before...they don't know each other...I'm so lost..

A: Long answer: If something new pops up that I didn't know about changes what I made in one of my series, I'm gonna stay with what I've done. Especially if it's something SO incignificant as Tsunade slapping dominos down with her left hand when it should be her right or something.

Short answer: My fics, my rule. You don't like? Too bad. Find another fic. One that will bend to your will.

Q: I am getting bored with you fanfics and some are coming up with short-ass chapters. Why is this?

A: Uh...What you said. I'm BORED. I run out of ideas easily. And just for an FYI, my chapters sometimes AREN'T short. Take ch's 5 and 10 of Ninjas and Students and Randomness Oh My for example. They're not short. They have HUGE BLOCKS OF TEXT. They're long in SECTIONS. Not spaced out.

Q: The characters are TOTALLY OOC, you BITCH!

A: WHOA! DIRTY MOUTH! The characters are MEANT to be out of character.

Q:Lans=you? Kaiekae=you? I'm confused!

A: Let me enlighten you. Vikki=That is the REAL me.(and my real name), Kaiekae=The me for the sake of the storyline, Lans= Simply a character for the narrator. I NEVER SAID that Lans was ME.

Q: Why is it that in different Fanfics Kaiekae likes different people?

A: Oh boy. Not this again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!sigh The fanfics are in alternate realities. If they are in the SAME reality I will INFORM you, so stop saying that Kaiekae is a hooker, or having an affair on other characters. They are in different universes. I'm sure some of you do that. If you can't stand that the name is constantly Kaiekae, my suggestions are:

1.) Stop reading the fanfic

2.) Get a LIFE

3.)FRIGGING COPE

4.) Pretend it's a different name

5.) If need be, FLAME, but let it be known if you flame I will, not might, will IGNORE THE FLAME! Unless, UNLESS, I am in a good mood, I will LAUGH AT YOU at the very LEAST.

Short-to-the-point disclaimer: Anything I own, I OWN! YOU MAY NOT use ANYTHING copyrighted by me without my permission! If I do not own something, or if the material is/ is based on/ represents your work in any way, shape, or form, I'M SORRY! I don't like flamers! Please KINDLY tell me my mistakes. key word: KINDLY.

Long-explanitory disclaimer:I do not now, or in the future, make any claims that possibly copyrighted material is my own material. I do at times incorporate copyrighted material into my work purely for amusement's sake. Please do not point this obvious fact out to me. Any similarites between my work and yours, please consider imitation to be the highest form of flattery; it means I liked what you did. My purpose is to amuse and entertain others, not to commit plaigerism. Thank you!

There... I think I covered everything...