UncleSmegma
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Joined 05-26-19, id: 12387499, Profile Updated: 09-28-20
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon.

I’m your cool Uncle Smegma. I enjoy holding hands, long walks on the beach, and talking about feelings. Stay tuned for when I do a fireside dramatic reading of Learning from Lusamine.

If you're wondering how I write, typically I find an image that peaks my interest and try to base a story around that uses the bare minimum of knowledge of the canon to write the characters that I want to write about. Then, I wait until I’m drunk at 2 am to write it out in what is quite possibly the laziest and most uninspiring methods of writing imaginable. I do more writing in my head than anything else.

I am truly an inspiration to the writing community as a whole.

Lately I’ve been caught up with work, so I haven’t had as much time to dedicate to writing as I would like to. I am still working on writing of course, so stay tuned.

Here’s a link to the Discord server where you can find me and tell me how bad I am at writing. (NSFW, 18 please!)

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Learning From - The Series!
Watch as the girls found in the Pokémon universe change the love lives of our protagonists forever! Check out the new Learning from Shauntal! The next installment is Learning from Erika!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,911 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 5/29/2019 - Cynthia/Shirona, Courtney/Kagari, Shauntal/Shikimi, Lusamine
From Dusk Till Dawn reviews
One morning, a fateful encounter with a strange woman will change David's life. This is currently ongoing. Chapter Six up whenever I write a version I'm actually happy with.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 5/31/2019
Turning Over a New Leaf reviews
In the aftermath of Alpha Sapphire, a lot of people had their lives changed. Some for the better, some for the worst. Shelly was one of the lucky few... Reposted from my Pastebin.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Shelly/Izumi, Zinnia
Dinner with Lorelei reviews
While trying to discover each other, Red and Lorelei end up learning something about themselves instead. Reposted from my Pastebin.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2019 - Red, Lorelei/Canna - Complete
Jasmine's Happy Birthday
Jasmine tells the story of how mysterious stranger takes her out for the best birthday ever. Reposted from my Pastebin.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Jasmine/Mikan - Complete
Spirit of Love reviews
A lonely person finds love and friendship from an unexpected source. I'm reposting this from my Pastebin.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Tapu Lele