*NOTE: THESE STORIES ARE BEING REWORKED

What Do I Do Now? Playlist

Title: What Do I Do Now--SHeDAISY

Chapter 1: Birthday Blue & Bad News-Big Blue Note--Toby Keith

Chapter 2: Nightmares & Nearness--Just A Dream--Jimmy Wayne

Chapter 3: Memory Lane & Moving In--Hard to Say I'm Sorry--Chicago

Chapter 4: Lyrics & Lingering--Let It Be--Beatles

Chapter 5: Dates & Disruptions--Hush--Nikki Flores

Chapter 6: Sunday Mornings & Shaky Breath--Give Me a Sign--Breaking Benjamin

A Finer China Playlist

Title: Vulnerable--Roxette

Chapter 1: 12th & Pain--Hello--Evanescence

Whispers {Previously titled Set Me Free}

Title: Whispers (Album Title)--Passenger
Chapter 1: Coins in the Fountain--Passenger
Chapter 2: Patient Love--Passenger
Chapter 3: Torn--Natalie Imbruglia

We Are Who We Are

Title
*Headlights*Eminem
Story
*Hey Dad*Good Charlotte
*Dear Father*Sum41

Destination Neverland

Chapter 1--Heroes & Thieves

Heroes & Thieves--Vanessa Carlton

Come Undone--Vanessa Carlton

Chapter 2--For Good

Paper Angels--Jimmy Wayne

Temporary Home--Carrie Underwood

For Good--Wicked

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House Arrest

Chapter 1~Midnight~Coldplay
Chapter 2~Animal I Have Become~Three Days Grace
Chapter 3~Problem Girl~Rob Thomas
Chapter 4~Trust~Christina Perri
Chapter 5~Breathe Me~Sia
Chapter 6~Little Toy Guns~Carrie Underwood
Chapter 7~Weight of Living Pt. 2~Bastille
Chapter 8~Arms~Christina Perri
Chapter 9~All These Lives~Daughtry
Chapter 10~Shut Up and Dance~Walk the Moon
Chapter 11~Shadows~Waiting for Superman~Daughtry
Chapter 12~Sight of the Sun~F.U.N.
Chapter 13~Everything Is Sound~Jason Mraz

It Takes a Village

Chapter 1 {} May {} James Durbin

Let Me Know, Okay?

Chapter 1
Shadow of an Angel~Claude Kelly
Chapter 2
Somebody That I Used to Know~Gotye
Chapter 3
Mother Knows Best~Tangled Soundtrack
Chapter 4
Whispers~Passenger
Chapter 5
Shots~Imagine Dragons
Chapter 6
Dirty Laundry~Carrie Underwood
Chapter 7
If No One Will Listen~Kelly Clarkson
Chapter 8
Every Other Weekend~Reba McEntire ft. Kenny Chesney
Chapter 9
Aquaman~Walk the Moon
Chapter 10
Shot Me in the Heart~Christina Perri
Chapter 11
Shot in the Dark~Augustana

Till My Last Breath

Chapter 1 * Echo * Jason Walker
Chapter 2 *Island* Sara Bareiles

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post