Am I supposed to write here? I think I am... Anyways...

That moment when you suddenly realise you haven’t actually updated this thing in like... well over 10 years... and then you just sorta sit there and go... huh. Well...

The moment when you suddenly realise you’re an adult... but you are still looking around for another adult to tell you what to do... like. Help! I need an adult! Wait... I am an adult... Help! I been a better adult! I need an adultier adult! I need an adult who can successfully adult!!!

That moment when you suddenly realise that yeah... you have t actually changed all that much from when you were a teenager, except for the fact that now you can legally do stuff and are probably way more screwed up than you were 10 years ago... (*Looks at photo of self from 13 years ago...* *looks at a few pictures in between...* *looks in the mirror...*) Wow... you can literally see the light leave my eyes...

Realise you are still the same sarcastic A-hole that you were back then... Yeah, nope. Nothing’s changed... LolXD.

Anyways... My favorite fics and pairings ect... Basicly the Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Pirates Of The Caribbean, Hellboy, X-Men, Star Trek (Original Series) Doctor Who, Supernatural, Avengers... And more recently, NCIS... And my fav pairings are: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/Severus Snape (basicly any random variations of the 3 together...) Han Solo/Luke Skywalker, Jack Sparrow/Will Turner, Hellboy/Abe Sapien or Hellboy/John Myers, and Wolverine/Nightcrawler/Sabretooth. (Any variation. lol.) Spock/Kirk. And 10th Doctor/Jack Harkness. lol. (Though occasionally I will deviate if I'm feeling in a diffreent mood than normal... lol.) Dean/Sam. (But I ship all the ships with this one so basically any various pairings or whatnot involving Dean, Sam, Gabriel, Balthazar, Lucifer, and Crowley... lol.) I ship all the Avengers pairings too cos they're also stupidly shippable... Yes... Including The Hulk guys...) lol. Also SpideyPool. lol. Also, Gibbs/DiNozzo... cos how the hell could I not...!? lol. I also ship some random cross-pairings... Mostly Dean/Deadpool or Dean/Clint... (I swear, why do more people not ship these guys!?) And sometimes Sam/Thor... lol. (My mind just throws pairings at me cos it can!) lol.

Also, I am a slash adict! (As anyone who has ever read any of my fics will probably know.) lol.

I like cookies. Does anyone else like cookies. I like cookies...

Metallica AC/DC and Kansas rock! (As if you didn't already know that!) lol.

I say lol and XD alot. lol. Like... waay too much! XD

I like slash. I write slash all the time. When I'm not writing slash, I'm... Well, thinking about writing slash. (That, or writing sumthing really random that makes no sense even to the demented auther who is writing them!) lol.

Also, none of my fics are beta-ed, so some of the spelling is off. Probly cos fkin wordpad doesn't have an effing spell checker! lol. Which I fcking hate! lol. Also, my keyboard hates me and randomly decides to skip letters... lol.

Jack Sparrow, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Han Solo, and Severus Snape, Dean and Sam Winchester and Clint Barton, Loki, Thor and Bruce Banner are, quite possably the hottest people on the face of this earth! lol. (Maybe with the exeption of that guy that's stuck out in the middle of the Australian desert with no water!) lol.

Also, Let it be known that Leroy Jethro Gibbs is possibly one of the most baddest asses to ever walk this planet...! lol. (Seriously guys, he's up there with Hawkeye! He is Human! And still does awsum baddass shit!) lol.

I am increadably random, and tend to babble, and half of the time I have absolutely no idea what I'm saying! lol.

Part of my random is probably due to the fact that I have a Personality Disorder... Like, one of those ones that is seriously fkin weird and no-ones heard of outside of movies and television, as in, I am kinda like the RL Deadpool or Bruce Banner except without the murder, violence the cancer, the healing factors or the turning green... Also with waaay more Alter Egos... lol. (Like, seriously, how do all these guys even fit inside my head...!? Maybe I should find Deadpool and ask him some day...) lol.

I like to try and laugh at my own shitty life! lol. Cos life is short and shit happens so WTF. Obviously I also tend to massively make fun of my own mental illness... cos what's the point of being effed up if you can't even laugh about it and make stupid jokes about superheroes and stuff or act like the whole thing is a great big cosmic joke...? (Even tho it's totally crappy sometimes...) but again, shit happens so when shit happens I play head-games with myselves... lol.

I write this stuff cos I can, and becos that way I dont have to be a part of the world for as long as I'm writing/reading it! lol.

I like proverbs. I come up with lots of them. I read lots of them. I come across lots of them. lol.

I like very loud rock music. Old rock mainly. like Live, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Pearl Jam, Led Zepelin, Pink Floyd, ect. I also listen to Metal. such as Metallica, lots and lots of Metallica, and HIM. (Used to be known as His Infernal Majesty, til they shortened it.

I like Werewolves, and think Lupin is cute. Then again, I think Crocodiles and Sharks are cute too! lol.That, and Snakes. I want a pet snake. And an Alaskan Malamute. or two. So then I can breed them. And have lots of dogs! lol. And I like Ferrets. lol. They are cute. I'm an animal person. Yep. Your classic, typical crazy animal lady.

I am pansexual! I dont like homophobes but everyone is entitled to their own opinion as long as they dont try to press it on others by trying to stomp on their beliefs. I believe in reincarnation. I am going to be reincarntaed as a Wolf right after I die doing extreme sports or get eaten by a Lion in Africa where I want to move to cos I hate suburbia. (Although I admit. It gave me fanfiction! And I like fanfiction! lol.)

Did I mention I babble? Oh, right. Well, I babble. Alot. Probly cos I have ADD. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE! Taking pills and medications! At all! Ever! For any freakin reason! I don't even like taking panadol anymore cos I almost got adicted to them during one of my really bad bouts of depression. I hate feeling sad. I am terrified of depression and would rather climb a very tall building with nothing but a rope than have to be depressed! (I am scared of heights. So yeah. Bout the only thing other than depresion that I am scared of. lol.)

I cant wait to die! I'm not suicidal (At least not any more) but I want to know what happens after death. Death is a fasinating subject to me, as is phsycology. I am going to take up studying them just for the fun of it! lol.

One day I'm gonna become a Veterinarian, or work at a Wildlife park in Africa... (I can keep dreaming, right...?) Actually I became a soldier and sort of even more crazy than I was... but who ever told you that life actually turns out the way you had planned...? Lol.

If you have actually even bothered to read all this crap then I would personally like to HIGHLY congratulate you on both your perserverence and your utter ludicrissy! (Which I cant spell! lol.)

Just so everyone knows, I keep adding stuff to this profile about every week or so or just wenever I get bored! lolz. So if you can be bothered reading to the end of it in the first place, then there is probably more stuff there since the last time you read it! lolz. I have no life adn tend to get very bored very easily! lol. So yeah, my profile just keeps gettin longer! lolz.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Ninety-Eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter(the story, not the guy) obsessed, copy this into your profile.

I'm a Gryffendore.

Your in-depth results are:

Gryffindor - 13

Ravenclaw - 11

Slytherin - 11

Hufflepuff - 9

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Oh yes, I did. XD

If you hate these stupid things and they make you want to hurt someone, copy and paste this into your profile. Or better yet, DON'T!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, ladyasile, Deanmon-Is-MyReal-Nane,

If you keep adding stuff to your profile just to see how much longer you can make it, copy and paste this to youre profile 5 times! lol.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" ecalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)

If you keep adding stuff to your profile just to see how much longer you can make it, copy and paste this to youre profile 5 times! lol.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hamster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i don't't know what category music they would be.

copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one).

If you keep adding stuff to your profile just to see how much longer you can make it, copy and paste this to youre profile 5 times! lol.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you use the term "weird" when you can't think of anything else to call someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you've ever been attacked by a black swanne for absolutely no reason copy and paste this into your profile. lol.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when;

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If you keep adding stuff to your profile just to see how much longer you can make it, copy and paste this to youre profile 5 times! lol.

If you think Tobi should run for President of the United states, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily Yamamoto, Ladyasile,

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX , Lily Yamamoto, Ladyasile

If you move your hands and/or wrists to get a point across to someone (even if you're writing/typing it. Not just talking to someone) copy and paste this into your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

I prefer solitude to company! copy and paste this if you agree.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you'd prefer having an anime guy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer, Dawnstarshine (It made me cry), Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN (Everyone was surprised that I didn’t fall unconscious from slamming my head against the wall), Bleeding Darkness Dragon, Ladyasile

Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

my daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" , I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF you have ever tried to act cool and failed, copy and paste this to your profile. But don't worry. The fact that you tried makes you cool. Or does it?

Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I see stupid people, there's so many

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free

How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic and

Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking

what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?

i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been totally embarrased by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Lucky should get a restraining order against those stalker kids, copy this onto your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! We fuked up! But that shit was fun!'

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...

THIS IS THE BUNNY !

Copy him and put him on your bio/hompage/desktop to help him complete world domination.

Or you can just leave him there and face the Butterflies of ultimate DOOM without the aid of the bunnies!

Copy the freakin bunny or else Bunny will hunt you down.

Oh and this is rumored to bet the mystical bunny king of plots.

So if you copy and paste him, he will give you lots of good plots!

There is a new law in California that states:

"If anyone tries to molest a butterfly, they'll receive a 500 fine."

Well its true! If you believe instead of wasting our money on

stupid laws like this,

we should be fixing the state highways

and other important things that should be fixed.

Then copy and paste this into your profile.

(Stupid state officials)

If your a review whore, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your teachers sometimes lose there train of thought, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no clue about having no clue, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe you are genuinally(sp?) in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile sigh (Sirius and Remus.) sigh.

If you keep adding stuff to your profile just to see how much longer you can make it, copy and paste this to youre profile 5 times! lol.

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Stop the racism!!

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

If some one you live with has told you to clean your room/space/whatever many times and you didn't listen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your a slash fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you say it burns when you touch a color you hate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends have terrorized you with hugs, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever taken a personality quiz for your favorite show(anime or what not), copy and paste this to your profile.

If on the test you got your favortie character, or one of your favorite characters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever taken a quiz to see who would be your best match for a boyfriend/girlfriend on your show, copy and paste this to your profile. (I got Sirius and Lupin so many times it's now hilariously funny! lol. So was the time I got Snape!) lol.

I prefer solitude to company! copy and paste this if you agree.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're a complete idiot, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature!

If u have no life coppy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been so drunk you can't remember wot you were doing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you keep adding stuff to your profile just to see how much longer you can make it, copy and paste this to youre profile 5 times! lol.

My top 10 favourite Harry Potter characters.

1. Sirius Black.

2. Remus Lupin.

3. Severus Snape.

4. Harry Potter.

5. George Weasely.

6. Fred Weasely.

7. Hermione Granger.

8. James Potter.

9. Luna Lovegood.

10. Nymphadora Tonks.

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

George/Tonks? Nope. Not yet.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Severus? Yes. Hot. Soooo hot! (I like dark, brooding and dangerous!) lol.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Fred/Sirius. Uhm... lol. Miss Weasley would be pissed, Remus would be cool with it, Sirius would be... well, Sirius.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Luna? Hmmm... Not that I've read yet.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Yes. Deffinately! They are so cute together!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Personlly? Harry/Jazmes. Incest I no, but hot! lol. Tho Harry and Luna would defnitly make a good couple. lol.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Hermione. Severus/James. Hmmm... Hermione would be cool with it. lol. A little confused, but cool. lol.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Remus/Fred. Uhm... Fred decides to remind Remus of his Marauder days... Remus is just a little reluctant. What mayhem could possably ensue...?

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Uhm, Harry/Tonks. Not sure. Haven't yet found one.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sirius/George. The curse of being a prankster...

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Harry/Sirius. Hmmm... Sirius is feeling down after remembering Azkaban. Harry decides to get him drunk to help cheer him up...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Hermione/Luna. Yep. Tim.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Tonks. Uhm... Dunno. lol. Uhm... I spose I could do a Tonks/Lupin fic using the song Crazy, by Leane Rhymes... lol.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Remus/Severus/Fred. Slash, anal, bond, beast, language, sadism/masochism, spank.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

James/George? Uhm... "You know, you Weasleys seem to have a thing for us Potters..."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Tonks/James. Uhm... Can't honestly think of one right now. lol.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears and/or Furbies

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you are actually crazy enough to read right to the bottom of the page to get to this point and are reading this right now, then copy and paste this into your profile.

lol.