Hello, I am a female living in Australia and you can call me Leelu. Age? Don't you know it's impolite to enquire about a womans age?

Of course you do.

Nothing wrong with ff anymore. Just me being lazy.

And I would like to thank everyone who reviews my stories (or even thinks kind thoughts about them).

There are also a few tiny tidbits of house keeping:

I am, at best, a sporadic poster because of my studies (and pure laziness) but I swear on all that I hold sacred that I shan't abandon a story because I hate when people do that and I don't get to find out what happens. So I promise as long as there is one person reading my stories I shan't leave them out in the cold.

Also for One Night Stand, it had become an on-going story. But instead of actual chapters, they will be drabbles. Because the story wouldn't mesh, and I was just left with snap shots of what I wanted to happen in the story.

Raise your hand if you think Plot Bunnies are evil.

Stories that I adore:

Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor

This story is a Dark Knight/Batman Begins story with the ship of Joker/Batman. It's amazing. Completely and utterly.

Gordon ran a hand distractedly through his hair as a new thought occurred to him. How exactly was he going to explain this one to the higher-ups? Yes, a grand theft of lawn gnomes. That's exactly what I said. Yes, we do have a suspect, but he's a psychotic mass-murdering terrorist on the run and we have no clue where he is. No, we don't know why he suddenly switched to lawn gnomes.

Browncoat, Green eyes by Nonjon.

This is Firefly/Serenity and Harry Potter crossover and it is excellent. I always love to read it and there are so many moments where you just cannot stop laughing.

Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart.

This is a Naruto fanfic, as probably guessed, and it is brilliant. You should definitely look it up if you enjoy Naruto being awesome, happy and healthy. And lots of Sasuke bashing. A funny, funny, funny story. I would quote it, but I don't want to spoil any of it for you.

Sorting Hat Travesty by Kamerreon

This is a short not really story that is amusing a Sorting Hat song as I've heard. Ah, the things you learn! It's a brilliantly thought out piece; especially since I've never seen anyone rhyme something with Slytherin. Most people are too faint of heart, but it's splendidly done. On the whole, it's excellent.

Poison Pen by GenkaiFan

This story is excellent. Absolutely amazing. It showcases a brilliant minded Harry, who actually has the balls to knock the wizarding would onto it's pompous arse. But, of course, he uses a bit of that Slytherin cunning that everyone seems to forget he possesses. In the books, at least. The story also has a quirky sense of humour (or maybe it's just my twisted brain that finds it funny?). If it weren't weird, slightly creepy and probably illegal, I rather think I'd marry this story.

Will:X:Phobos (W.I.T.C.H)

There is just something about this pairing that I love.

Sirius:X:Remus (HP)

Even though they never got together in the books because of several annoying factors they just seem right together. Tonks and Remus just don't go together. He's always morose and she's just hyper and fun. Even though Sirius is like a kid, he's not overly so and they balance each other out.

(Besides, it's obviously an undisputed fact that in every fandom, over half the characters are gay. Regardless of current cannon pairings.)

Jack:X:Will (P.o.t.C)

Will and Elizabeth just don't go together. Even before I opened my mind to the wonderful possibilities of this ship, I never thought that Will and Elizabeth went together. Just something about them. Jack and Will however...

Warren:X:Will (Sky high)

Anyone who's seen the movie cannot possible doubt the unresolved (sexual) tension between the two and I am extremely inclined to jump into the movie with large banners scream 'Just kiss already!' Or something of the sort. Probably something cruder.

Mal:X:River (Firefly(Serenity))

Rival, because I don't like the ship name Maliver. They just fit together so well and ... and ... and ... Squee! River and Mal are perfectly suited for each other, even though she's slightly insane and he just a tad reckless. But hey! It works. And Inara just doesn't go pair well with Mal. Have they ever even had a conversation that didn't end in screams? Or start with them? And the time in Serenity doesn't count as that was a trap. So obviously Mal and River getting together is such a reasonable choice.

Although I do like Rayne (Jayne/River)

Fenrir:X:Harry (HP)

What can I say, who doesn't love someone absolutely dominating Harry? And Fenrir Greyback, with his werewolfness and muscle and just Grin. I just love it, though it is sadly under done. Very, very under done. Over 400,000 stories, don't you think we could get some more of those rare pairings off the rare pairings list?

I know that there are more shipings and shippings out there but my puzzler is sore and has given up on me.

Also, if you feel stronly one way or the other about any of my favoured pairings, feel free to drop a line so I can discuss (argue) with you.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

Mwa ha ha.

That is all.