Hiya!! If you are reading this, that means that for some reason, you have found my profile page. Congratulations! This profile is ridiculously long (sorry about that), and a bit pointless. If you have the urge, read on! If you don't, I don't blame you. =)

FAVORITE STORY RECOMMENDATIONS

Thicker Than BloodRewrite by The Lilac Elf of Lothorien Summary: Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!

The Fountain of Dreams by nat rulz Summary: A reluctant prince holding a ball. A dying girl. A beaten boy defying the odds to save her. A chance meeting. A desperate race against time. Love has a habit of blooming at the most inopportune moment there is. HPSS slash. Complete!

Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed Summary: Given up after that fateful night, a prodigical Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a LabTech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? HPCSIGAHLaO:SVUNCISS#'s Xover.OOC.

Stay with Me 'Til Morning by Lucilla Darkate Summary: In a once upon a time world, white magic would triumph over black, good would carry the day, evil would be vanquished, the valiant would stand and be true, and always, always, true love would end with a happily ever after.Based on Sleeping Beauty.Slash

A Hero by Celebony Summary: Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Parenting Class by IcyPanther Summary: Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Beautiful Goodbye by AccordingToMel Summary: But as of late, Arthur had been sinking into these moods more and more frequently. This had been going on for several weeks now. And it certainly had nothing to do with the fact that Merlin was dying. Except that it had everything to do with that fact.

Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign Summary: Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

Breaking Point by Persephone of Peridot Summary: Poor Merlin. He almost loses his mother. Then he almost loses Gaius. Then he loses his first love. Then he lost Morgana. Then he loses his father. How much can Merlin take before he reaches his breaking point? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES

Time to Spare by EmySabath Summary: HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Man for all seasons by Loopstagirl Summary: One year, four seasons, a prince and a warlock. What could possibly happen?

My Immortal by Talismanic Summary: When Merlin is sentenced to death for magic Arthur falls to pieces. He knows that as crown prince of Camelot he must pull himself together, but how can he possibly live without the gentle warlock at his side?

My Brother's Keeper by REIDFANATIC Summary: Reid's father comes to Quantico asking for Reid's help for his thirteen year old son who has a medical problem. Relationships between Reid, his father, his halfbrother and his team are explored. ReidOC

Hold On by Branwen777 Summary: Caelestis Marvolo Warrington is the oldest of the seventh year Slytherins, raised by the Malfoy’s, Draco is his brother in everything but blood, he’s a master of the Dark Arts, chosen heir to the Dark Lord - and oh yeah... he’s Harry Potter’s boyfriend

Nothing Left To Hold by Branwen777 Summary: Harry was raised by the Cullens from the age of seven, he went to Hogwarts, became famous in his own right, and now ten years later he’s found his mate... too bad it’s his brother. Harry/Edward Slash

Show Me The Way by Branwen777 Summary: Harry’s been hurt before by someone pretending to love him because of his fame but what happens when he meets someone just as famous as he is? Will it make a relationship more difficult or will it be Harry’s chance at finding something real? SLASH

Brave New World by excentrykemuse Summary: AU: The Dursleys leave Harry at an orphanage when they find him on their doorstep with the magical world none the wiser. Ten years later, Harry appears across the street, watching their house on his birthday, wishing for a family. HP/Piers Polkiss.

Camelot Needs A Bridge by ansera Summary: Arthur Pendragon's life is changed when he befriends the new geek in school. Written for reel merlin on LJ, with the prompt Bridge To Terabithia. Merlin/Arthur.

My Son is a Superhero! by broadwaypants Summary: From a prompt at the glee fluff meme asking for Burt being proud of Kurt. So here are five times he held it in and once where he practically exploded.

The One With Kurt's 17th Birthday by Loony4moony816 Summary: It's Kurt's first birthday party in eight years and his dad has quite the surprise for him.

There is help, there is hope by Loony4moony816 Summary: Finn Hudson used to be Superman. And he will be again, if he has anything to say about it. Response to a prompt on the glee angst meme about how Finn needed to do more to gain forgiveness. Finn/Kurt friendship

The Piano by fishwrites Summary: Merlin is a mute pianist, sent away from London to fufill an arranged marrige. He arrives in New Zealand, where one Stewart Valiant now owns all he possesed. When Valiant sells Merlin's beloved piano to Arthur Pendragon, Merlin is forced to make a choice.

Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants Summary: Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.

For the want of a smile by Archaeologist Summary: Merlin hasn't smiled in weeks and Arthur will just have to do something about it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Something To Think About

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere, 8 Africans.

52 would be female, 48 male.

70 non-white, 30 white.

70 would be non-Christian, 30 Christian.

89 heterosexual, 11 homosexual.

6 people would possess 59 percent of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing, 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition.

1 would be near death, 1 near birth.

1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.

WHEN ONE CONSIDERS OUR WORLD FROM SUCH A COMPRESSED PERSPECTIVE, THE NEED FOR BOTH ACCEPTANCE, UNDERSTANDING AND EDUCATION BECOMES GLARINGLY APPARENT.

Some More Things To Ponder:

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death..you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75 of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among the top 8 of the world's wealthy.

If your parents are still alive and still married...you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful...you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.

If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder...you are blessed because you can offer a healing touch.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

RANDOM QUOTES

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key."
--MileyXOXOliver

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
--Frieda Norris

Peace. It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hardwork. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.
--Unknown

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
--Anonymous

"Come on guys, you're in chorus! You're not cool!!"
--My chorus teacher, when nobody did what he asked

"Mean people suck!"
--My mom

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
--Buddha

Be the change you wish to see in the world...
--Gandhi

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
--Unknown

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
--Anon (but oh-so true :D)

A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
--Anon

Life is a bitch. If it were a whore, it would be easy.
--I have no idea (But my BFFL told me it)

Men are like public restrooms. All the good ones are taken, and the others are full of shit.
--Again, no idea. But my BFFL told me this one too!

Well behaved women seldom make history.
-- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"The peculiar grace of a Shaker chair is due to the fact that it was made by someone capable of believing that an angel might come and sit on it."
--Thomas Merton

"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
--Anonymous

"Now, I'm no monkey expert, so please don't send me a bunch of reviews saying 'Well, actually, monkeys and chimpanzees hate each other because King Monkenface of the monkeys called King Bananahead's mom a slut' or stuff like that. That would make me sad."
--TwiLyght, in their story The Hogwarts Blog, chapter 118 (Link right there-will bring you to chapter 118)

YouCanCallMeE: Next time, ask her to answer her own question.
HorseLuver14: Yeah, because that one is more philosophical than anything else.
Fervenugen: Or answer her questions with questions...like this. George, what is the capitol of Yugoslavia?
Gorkyshlorky: Why is your mum so fat?
Fervenugen: How did you know about my mum?!
Gorkyshlorky: Who DOESN'T?
Fervenugen: Why don't you weigh a million pounds by now?
Gorkyshlorky: Why is Gobstones Club the only place you meet girls?
Fervenugen: Why are all the girls you meet as fat as your mum?
--TwiLyght, in their story The Hogwarts Blog, chapter 123(Link right there-will bring you to chapter 123)

"Please, please, PLEASE don't send me a ton of reviews saying stuff like "Well, actually, if you've read the incredibly obscure commentary made by JK Rowling on Oprah, you'd know that McGonagall's classroom was actually under 24-hour supervision by an army of highly trained tree sloths who, oddly enough, also happened to be die-hard Death Eaters."
TwiLyght in their story The Hogwarts Blog chapter 126 (Link right there, will bring you to chapter 126)

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow