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 Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Hey ya'll. Started as a reader before venturing into the world of fic writing and once I finally started... Some of my earliest stuff is a little rough. Yikes. I leave it up just so I have it somewhere and so I can see how I've improved over the years. Feel free to PM me for my tumblr, my AO3 or even just to chat- I love making new friends and talking about fandom stuff. |
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Touch by turbulenthandholding reviews
A Hansy Advent Story. Not all of us handle the past the same way: some of us embrace it, reject it, grow with it, or relive it in recurring nightmares. Harry has saved the wizarding world before; now it's his turn to be saved. Rated M for substance abuse, PTSD, language and sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,438 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7126 - Favs: 14,747 - Follows: 11,580 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
I Could Be That Guy by GoingVintage reviews
She's the lead in Jane Eyre: the Musical and he's an airplane mechanic. Two-part Puckleberry AU that's basically a love letter to this OTP, the city of Seattle, and my readers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Tales of Hot, Talented Jews by The Fluff Queen reviews
My Puckleberry collection. It includes fills to the PuckRachel drabble meme over LJ. #26: We used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I wish you'd tell me why. (Late birthday gift for gleek06216).
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,938 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - [Rachel B., Puck] - Complete
Of Porn and Laptops by iyada reviews
Sam deletes Deans porn. again. Dean learns a secret. this is a texting thing because I apparently like texting and this is also wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Black Coffee and Eggs Over Easy by MiddlemarchEliot reviews
Twenty-five year old obsessive compulsive Bella Swan agrees, rather reluctantly, to seek therapy for her neat habits but what happens when her attraction to the greasy, but sexy car mechanic is too much for her to handle? All-Human. Bella is OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,029 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Discord by justadram reviews
"If she had found you before you came upon me in the Vale, if it had been Arya and not me you saw first, who would be sitting beside you on the throne? Tell me true, Jon." Jon/Sansa, post-war.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] - Complete
Best friends share everything by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,077 - Reviews: 4796 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Kiss Me, I'm Irish by Pinky Brown reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Seamus and Lavender find that a friend makes all the difference, especially when they come with benefits... Rated M for language and future filth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Seamus F., Lavender B.
Ours by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione and Harry have a massive favour to ask Sirius. AU, Oneshot, ooc, baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hurt by Mrstrentreznor reviews
MA AU. What if Sam's wolf didn't like Emily? What if the wolf had attacked her, just after they imprinted, in an attempt to make her go away? What if an imprint abused the imprint bonds and ordered the wolf around? What if the man was forced to go along with it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Dear Twilight, by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
50 Ways to Avoid Imminent Death by mercurywrites reviews
Have you ever been worried about finding youself facing death at the hands of Voldemort? Well, just read this manual and worry no longer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort
50 Reasons: Percabeth Version by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons you, Annabeth Chase should date me, Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Mayhem, Mischief and Marriage, Oh My by atruwriter reviews
After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/30/2011 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oddest Harry Potter Pairings: A Challenge by OnyxvanGem reviews
I have comprised a list of twenty of the oddest Harry Potter pairings I could think of. This is a challenge to test you fanfic writing abilities and your sanity. Please, proceed with caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Of Odd Books and Fangirls by tears over beers reviews
In which Ginny gets burnt, Remus and Sirius find out that they're gay, a Goffick child is born, a marriage law is introduced, and Tonks is a bisexual super-mega-cheating-slut-whore. But we all knew that, anyway; it runs in the family, apparently...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost Like Loving by nicalyse reviews
Maybe this is what happens when two hot Jews are forced to co-exist in the same space.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Adventures of Anariel of Rivendell by ArthursCamelot reviews
10th Walker. I know..very original, but I wanted to put my own spin on it. Anariel joins the Fellowship, and along the way finds out that darkness can bring people together as sure as it can tear them apart. LegolasXOC Please give it a try!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Just Your Average Computer Nerd by hpfan99 reviews
It starts from book one in Michael's point of view when he realises that he likes Mia. It goes from snatching cookies to challenging Kenny Showalter to an online duel. Please read and review!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009
This is not the Renaissance Festival by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Tiffani and Lexi end up in Middle Earth instead of at the Renaissance Festival. The Fellowship of the Ring meets the soul mates.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,415 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
She Calls Me Noah by katiebeth26 reviews
Written for drabblememe. Prompt: Puck buys Rachel a "Puck" necklace but she refuses to wear it for whatever reason I've thought up about 5 but... you pick! because its Puckleberry gloriousness day
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
This Might Work by Bookgurrrl reviews
What if the bleacher scene at the “Mash Up” ended differently? Where would they go from there?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 291 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Second Map of the World by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. Good luck makes a person do crazy things.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Soul Mates in Sunnydale Equals Utter Chaos by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Tiffani and Lexi make the mistake of wishing again and end up in Sunnydale, CA. The scoobies and the slayer take them in and two vampires get thrown for a loop. AngelxOC maybe Angelus , SpikexOC, possible XanderxOC but not sure.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,398 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Burning Down the House by Katertots reviews
Rachel Berry and Noah Puckerman have a fiery first encounter that leads to an unlikely friendship and maybe something more. Set in New York City, this future AU fic also features Rachel's friendship with Quinn and Kurt, and Puck's best friend, Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,941 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
The Trailer Trash Cullen Contest by TrailerTrashCullenContest reviews
A contest that highlights the Cullens in situations that require the use of the term "Trailer Trash"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
For Good by 01020304 reviews
It was an accident. Obviously. No one plans to get pregnant in their sophomore year of high school, and no one plans to get pregnant by Noah Puckerman ever. Puckleberry. AU from Mash-Up onward.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,341 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
All My Days by 01020304 reviews
This is really only the beginning of the rest of their lives, and they can't wait to see where they'll go from here. Sequel to 'For Good'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Bella's Bodyguard by LazalotAnreads reviews
Charlie goes away for three weeks and Bella starts receiving creepy notes and gifts. She asks Jacob to stay with her, and when he agrees, the stalker gets violent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Every Inch of My Love by brookemopolitan reviews
It started with rose embroidered Doc Martens and a Led Zepplin song. For A Different Rachel challenge, and now extended..Puckleberry, eventual Finn/Quinn, and Rachel/Quinn friendship... COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,910 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
How Twilight Could Have Ended by PippinStrange reviews
I put myself in Bella's shoes and suddenly, the whole Twilight saga just became a whole lot shorter. Really, this story could have been shorter... but it's sort of worth it when you get to the spit-your-cereal-out-in-mid-chew epilogue. #1 in the "How it Could Have Ended" series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rising Phoenix by Bea's Beso reviews
Two years after the Cullen's leave. Bella is facing another heartbreak. Can the unique bond she has with Paul keep her from going back to being a zombie? Why can't they stay away from each other? What will Leah and Sam uncover from forgotten legends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
Baked Ziti by Qustom reviews
In New York City, Rachel and Puck decide that having no plans for the weekend is a special occasion. Guiltless smut, very little plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Spring Scent by Turdle reviews
IGNORES BREAKING DAWN: When werewolves imprint, their hormones go wild during spring. Unforgiving mating season now torments Jacob, knowing he can't have the one driving him wild. JacobxBella LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,065 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Buffy gives Spike a lecture about one of his bad habits. Rated T to be safe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Obsession by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
The scoobies try to show Spike that he has more than a few problems, including stalking, and kleptomania, all revolving around his obsession with the slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Spike - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 17,090 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
In Answer To Your Question by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Contract by Lady Miya reviews
Greetings Wife; Imagine my surprise when I found out I was married. I am convinced you all have some clever plan behind it. However, make no mistake, I will not let myself be played. - Voldemort. Rated M for a reason. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,802 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Serendipity by blc reviews
An epic, magical-realist year in the life of S. and T. Booth-Brennan, pre-Season 4. Angst, Romance, Humor & Smut. More fluff than your dentist would recommend. And, I still promise-- I won't kill Brennan off! Ch. 78 now up.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 408,941 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Element of Surprise by Abskii reviews
A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,873 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 9/7/2002
Beeswax and Mint by Miko Mandie reviews
After an intense detention session, Fred finds a bleeding and crying Hermione outside of the Defense Against the Dark Arts Classroom and decides to help soothe her wounds. Set during Order of the Phoenix. Fred x Hermione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Even Forgiveness by Panny reviews
Drabbble for the GrangerTwins100 Challenge: apology. Summary: "If you have the teensiest, tiniest bit of heart, don’t kill me?” Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
A Lovely New Holiday by HermioneTwin reviews
Valentine's Day. The annoying holiday only comes around once a year, but that's still much too often for Hermione. Can one of Fred's absurd plans cheer her up? Perhaps the world is ready for a new celebration...you'll be left saying Happy WHAT day? H/Fr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Magnetic Moment by kalina-blue reviews
FWHG My take on the marriage law, but I created a loophole. A story about the beginning of Fred and Hermione's relationship and their struggle to be accepted by their friends and families. Will they be able to prove that opposites do attract?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,218 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Meant To Be by pathera reviews
The sequel to Not Me, in which someone gets married, someone is secretly engaged, someone gets snogged, and Molly Weasley has a fit. One-shot. FW/HG, HP/GW, RW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Me by pathera reviews
Ron's proposal doesn't go quite the way he expected. FW/HG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Glued At The Hip by Mac-alicious reviews
The twins have a little mishap in the workshop, leaving Hermione not so pleased. Hermione x Fred, drabble-y ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
On Patrol by PurpleIvy reviews
Buffy runs into one of her least favorite friends while out on patrol. Rated mature. Please be kind first fanfic. Complete.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Secret Attractions by supernaturalmuse reviews
The guys of Grimmauld Place are sitting around playing the muggle game of Poker and talking. What happens when the subject of one Hermione Granger comes up? And just who is it that is attracted to her? Rated M because I feel like.. and I'm paranoid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Misdirected Passion by Panny reviews
It was the same damned argument they seemed the have every month. Hermione’s throat already felt hoarse from yelled and Fred was so red in the face she thought he might pass out. She’d have been worried if she wasn’t so angry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught In The Act by Panny reviews
Drabble response to the GrangerTwins100 Challenge: Anger. Summary: Hermione turned and rounded on the twins. She attempted to point an accusing finger at them, the digit held midway between the two. Twins/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
While You Were Gone by atruwriter reviews
With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
My Girl by pathera reviews
The war is over and Ron has decided to take the plunge and finally ask Hermione out. Instead he gets a nasty surprise. AU, one-shot, HG/FW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fat by Lara Zed reviews
Hermione is heartbroken, but that's not all... Fred tries to find out why she's so upset. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brief Summary of Every HP Fanfic Ever Written by Viskii reviews
It's not brief, or a summary, or every Harry Potter fanfiction ever. It is humor uploaded stupidly and sporadically for your enjoyment. Chapter One: Harry Goes Shopping at Protagonist Mart. There should be a genre for it. I need a life. And some nachos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P.
Sweet Almost by hoping-it-lasts reviews
Fred and Hermione left alone at a flat... Ron in Romania... what will happen? read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Challenging Match by ecaterana reviews
Marcus Flint OC. Begins right before POA, but is fully HBP compliant. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Marcus F., OC - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 562 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Seeing what I see by FairlightMuse reviews
a wedding night as viewed by a voyeuristic painting. Marriage law inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Baby Bliss by Faith and Grace reviews
When her Muggle Studies class is assigned a flour-baby project, Hermione thought it would be a breeze. However, when her partner happens to be Fred Weasley, hijinks abound and both are in for the time of their life. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
A Careless Wish and the Fellowship by The Black Pearl Sorceress reviews
Movie Based A girl tries to read The first volume of The Lord of the Rings, but can't keep interested. Finally, she makes a wish and learns, the hard way, to be careful what you wish for. Not a romance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,014 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 10/15/2003
Of Arranged Marriages and Butterbeers by Fred's bride reviews
She was the most brilliant witch of her time. Had the most powerful wizard as her best friend. And was loved by the whole Weasley family. But all thats about to change as the marriage law gets passed. Now she finds herself at eighteen and forced to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,930 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Origin II by Dev Nine-Asher reviews
Sequel to Broken Origin I Buffy and Spike arrive in S.D. Buffy deals with her developing feelings for Spike, meets her new Watcher, fights going back to school, gets her first glimpse of the Master, and attracts the attention of 2 vamps from Spike's past
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,837 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,159 - Follows: 588 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Addie Logan reviews
Spike and Buffy stuck together for Christmas… (Can anyone say warm, fuzzy holiday fluff? Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,189 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Broken Origin I by Dev Nine-Asher reviews
(AU) L.A. 1996 - Spike, sans Dru, ends up Master of Los Angeles. One night his minions bring him a new pet - Buffy Summers, the new Slayer. (SB) COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,918 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Transylvanian Concubine by CassBlake reviews
Sequel of Gone to the Chapel. AU. SB. Drama, Angst, Humor, Romance. Takes place a few months after Gone to the Chapel. When Dru comes to town, Buffy and the Scoobies will pay the piper, because "Hell have no fury like that of a woman's scorn..." Complete.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Drusilla - Complete
Gone to the Chapel by CassBlake reviews
No heavy spoilers. AU. SB. Drama, Angst, Humor, Romance. Set during Season 3 a few days after Buffy returns home. Buffy and Spike’s take on the dangers of drinking alcohol and vampirism…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
FiftyFiftySpike wins! by PassionFish reviews
What would have happened if you'd picked the red and black pill...A continuation of Fifty-Fifty!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Hocus Pocus by PassionFish reviews
Set in season four after Willows spell but there is no Riley/Buffy interaction. Another of Willow’s spell goes awry; causing Buffy to have to do a bit of her own magic to sort things out! Complete - but long!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
It's Magic! by PassionFish reviews
Xander and spells are non-mixy things, when will he learn? Spuffy all the way! WIP CHAPTERS 6-8 UP NOW!!!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Black, White And The Grey In Between by PassionFish reviews
Set somewhere in season two. A different way Buffy and Spike could have teamed up to stop the world from ending and what might have happened afterwards...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Rhapsody in Oil by Eurydice11 reviews
When a bored Slayer finds a mysterious painting, she finds herself sucked into an adventure that gives her more than she bargained for. Set S4 between Something Blue and Hush. B/S, **NOW COMPLETE**
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 157,500 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
A Faerie's Reign by Abskii reviews
When another joins the already existing Fellowship, it is thought to be an annoyance. Little do they know, their decison will save lives...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,286 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002
November 8 by steph-with-a-ph reviews
The story of how Mia spent her November 8th. Takes place right after Princess in the Spotlight, and chronicles her date with Kenny and her sleep over at Lilly's afterward. This story is also a Mia/Michael romance.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2001
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Bed Mates reviews
Katie Bell wakes up in bed with Marcus Flint. They're both a little shyer than they thought. Marcus helps Katie get her stuff back after Oliver throws her out. A continuation of School Mates because Katie/Marcus is really doing something for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Katie B., Marcus F.] - Complete
Meeting Interruptus reviews
Ginny and Harry break up. Ginny doesn't take it too well, and Harry's just trying to do his job.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
the only witch for me reviews
Hiding out in the room of requirement during their 7th year, Seamus and Lavender becomes friends. Surviving tragedy changes the way people look at things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Lavender B., Seamus F.] - Complete
Death takes all reviews
Fred Weasley is the last one left, but he doesn't intend to let it be like that for long. AU-Voldemort wins- Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
School Mates reviews
Katie Bell and Marcus Flint both walk into a bar. Both carry scars from their past and they learn sometimes people are different than you'd expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Marcus F., Katie B.] - Complete
Redecorating the Ballroom
Draco is always gone, but Astoria has never been the type of girl who needs a man to tell her what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Exactly what you need reviews
Zoey StCloud is basically a perfect match for Paul Merez. Even if both of them are a little distrustful of relationships, and Zoey's only here for the summer. And her cat kind of hates him, and both of their lives are kind of nuts. The fates decided that Zoey and Paul were soulmates, so they're just going to have to work it out, right? *Oc&Paul* Imprint fic from the pov of Zoey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Paul
Blasted off the bloody tapestry reviews
Dramione- Hermione & Draco have been secretly dating for a while. She asks him to come along on the Horcrux hunt. She doesn't expect his reaction. Now there's a RonXHermioneXDraco love triangle? Say what? R&R T for swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
FredHermioneDrabbles reviews
A series of Fremione drabbles the fangirl in me couldn't help but write. *FRED NEVER DIES*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Wait, I'm WHERE? reviews
Meet Rachel, a girl who doesnt like fantasy genre, brought into the world of LOTR, and forced to help with the ring to get back home. Warning: This is my first fic, and my attempt at origanal charcter, and Lord of the Rings parody. T for minor swearing
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011
Divination and Magic 8 Balls? reviews
It's time for the Divination lesson, and Trewlany is there in all of her oddity. Contains; Hippy!Trewlany,Randomly!Appearing!Hermione,Doomed!Harry, a magic 8 ball, and a terribly fuchsia chair? Drabbley Oneshot. Enjoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sybill T. - Complete
A complete and modern guide to being the Slayer reviews
A future Slayer who remains unnamed gives a sarcastic and potty mouthed version of a "Dummies guide to slaying." Also, I address annoyances I've found in *many* Buffy Fics. R&R Please :
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012
This never would've happened to Blanche reviews
In which Voldy is a Betty White fangirl, wears a Snuggie and Bunny slippers, has close encounters of the MarySue kind, fails to "check himself before he wrecks himself", and buys some cookies. Parody/CrackFic R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
I've wanted an excuse to do that! reviews
What if the elevator had been inoperable in the battle of Manhattan when they needed to get to Olympus? Katie saves the day! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Katie G. - Complete
OOC Bella Moments reviews
A collection of very OOC Bella moments and Edward's reactions. Parody fic! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Who are these people, and why can't they spell? reviews
Basically, Bella gets hate mail from rabid Twi-hard fan girls who can't spell and uses a flamethrower.R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella - Complete
Amazon has everything! reviews
Harry sends Lord Voldy and the Death Eaters a little present from . Voldy gets a fort, no one likes Wormtail, and robot mayhem ensues. R&R Please xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Of Dwarves and Elves reviews
Just a random little drabble i wote on Gimli and Legolas *NOT SLASH*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
