God Amongst Mere Mortalshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. "Hmmm... my initial impression of you as a reader? I hate you." -Hatake Kakashi-ism IRL Name: XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX Nickname: XX Age: 24 Born in: San Francisco, California at Kaiser Hospital Current Residence: Bend, Oregon Sex: I enjoy looking at pretty girls, and I'm not a lesbian... figure it out. Likes: Original stories that don't involve crossovers... or time travel. (Seriously wtf is up with it being so popular?) Good OC Characters... 1337sp3@k Loves: Pplz who leave good reviews =p Dislikes: People who discriminate against other peoples cultures... and the French (lol) Hates: Yoai-- specifically KH yoai! Sora/Riku= fail... vg cats depicts it quite well... Normal 0 http:///comics/?strip_id=209 Dreams: "I'm NOT gonna be Hokage someday!" (and neither is Naruto) Hobbies: ... I have plenty of hobbies. About Naruto and fanfics... Most hilarious Naruto parody I've ever seen (my view of the world of Naruto in a nutshell: LEGEND OF TEH UBER HAX Normal 0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioQDrPONa_8 Ok... so I can't draw- its why I write. I looked for a while and found the closest thing I could to a Naruto image for my fic ANBU... also Hinata. Naruto: http:///art/Naruto-ANBU-48731028 Hinata: http:///art/Purple-ANBU-Hinata-66181419 Pairings: Naru/Hina Sasu/Death, pain, suffering aka Sakura (get what they deserve) Neji/Tenten Lee/Saku Kakashi/Anko Choji/Ino Shika/Temari Things I hate: - Unoriginal/ overused story themes (get your own frickin ideas!) -Crappy grammer/ spelling -Poorly made OCs -Stories w/o conflict... of course things will go to crap when people learn about Kyuubi etc... gawd! (Hinata/Sasuke are exceptions) -Undeveloped characters and plot... (example: chapter 3- "I love you Naruto" "I love you too Hinata" doesn't happen that easily... know your characters) -Black and white- shades of gray ftw! -Constantly editing my own stuff because I make the same mistakes =( Things I love: -Dark and edgy authors who write what they want to write -Writing that makes one's heart ache in pain or in joy! Yay for fluff and angst! -Clever spins on classic Naruto... read Blind -Unique relationship with Naruto and Kyuubi that's not friendship or hatred... and something more original then them fusing... -Very, very, very well done AU's -Completed fics! -Completed fics with a good ending and a better sequel! Current Stories: ANBU -Naruto divergent continuation -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14 -Will complete overhauls before resuming. The Gold Watch -Complete. -Naruto/Doctor Who crossover. Guardian: Reloaded! -Alternate universe. Naruto vampire story. -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14 NARUTREK -Alternate universe. Naruto cast in the Star Trek universe circa 2405 (no Trek characters). -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14 The Vagabonds -Naruto alternate timeline. -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14 -Will complete overhauls before resuming. G.A.M.M. News See you guys after boot camp! |
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Meshii by Anime Enthusiast reviews
Something went wrong with the seal holding the fox and Naruto lost his vision. However, despite being adopted by a loving family, darkness still lurks in the shadows and manages to find the one to inherit its power. Now, Naruto will shake the foundations, protecting those he cherish and punishing those who threatens him from both outside and inside threats. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 178,434 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15202 - Favs: 22,960 - Follows: 20,196 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5666 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ranma, the Second Time Around by kayemsi reviews
This is an continuation fiction, where Ranma goes back into his past with a chance to fix the problems in his life, and probably make a ton of new ones in the process.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,025,889 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Akane, Ranma
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 5,641 - Follows: 5,000 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Into The light by Lichan44 reviews
Ranma is suddenly plagued by recurrent nightmares of Akane's death. Realizing the nightmares are a warning, he must confront his feelings for her while facing the very real fear that he may not be able to save her this time.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 209,408 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
Naruto: The Way of the Ninja by A. Crane reviews
He's been betrayed by his best friends, he's hunted down by evil mercenaries, and his inner demon is taking over him. When Naruto's life grows dark, his new found crush will shed light on him and make him find strength he never imagined. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Second Chances by Cybergades reviews
10 years of war have left the leaf a wasteland. With the help of the Kyuubi, Naruto will travel back in time to right the wrongs and save the leaf. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 174,339 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Silent Horse by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Starts out darkly. Ranma is traumatized upon his initial arrival in Nerima, leaving him mute. Alternate universe story.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,619 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hinata's Darkened Desires by Paladeus reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Living Among Leaves by NarutoNerd reviews
What begins as a simpple mission becomes a relationship, and then an adventure for all of Konoha. M for violence and lemons. NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 199,200 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hills of Moonlight by Saddletank reviews
A Castle in the Sky sequel. Sheeta and Pazu's onward journey in the world and with each other. Adventure, action, steampunkyness, romance and a spiritual rural society in Gondoa. Now rated M for violent imagery and the presence of several citrus fruits.
Castle in the Sky - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 221,223 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
The Saotome Gambit by Shinji Ikari7 reviews
Not writen by me but thought it would be good to have the story on FF.N
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 576,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
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NARUTREK reviews
In the year 2380 Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina died aboard the USS Yondaime to stop the UC Kyuubi no Yoko. Twenty-five years later, Lieutenant Uzumaki Naruto embarks aboard the USS Raikiri under Captain Hatake Kakashi on a mission to rescue Hyuuga Hiashi and his children. Specifically, H.I.N.A.T.A. Humanoid Interstellar Navigation Advanced Tactical Astrometrics. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
ANBU reviews
Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,524 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Vagabonds reviews
Hyuuga Hinata and Uzumaki Naruto are kidnapped by Kumo at age five. Yugito Nii is badly injured on a mission and the Nibi is transfered into Hinata. Jiraiya rescues them, but they cannot return to Konoha or they will risk further conflict with Kumo. The Sandaime orders Jiraiya to raise the two on the road and bring them back when they're ready to be Genin. They are The Vagabonds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Gold Watch reviews
A mysterious gift is left behind by Kakashi's father. What could be the significance of the gold watch?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Guardian: Reloaded! reviews
Remember that one time you looked for a Naru/Hina vampire fic and couldn't find one that was even remotely good? Look no further and prepare to do the happy dance, because here it is! Rated M for dark themes, sexuality and of course, blood!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
