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Author has written 47 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー, Kingsman: The Secret Service, League of Legends, and Detroit: Become Human.

Name: Current penname's uzumaki rakku. I'm also known as fuurin.
Age: 24. I don't feel 24. It's weird. :C
Gender: Female.

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Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,583 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 4,397 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 259,140 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 5,959 - Follows: 7,153 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
And the brave man with a sword by black.k.kat reviews
The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,379 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Salazar S., Godric G.] [Rowena R., Helga H.]
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 15,176 - Follows: 13,672 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 5,648 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 8,287 - Follows: 11,013 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Wild Things by black.k.kat reviews
Princess Mononoke!AU. The world has nine gods, locked away in human prisons. Kurama manages to free himself, and when he escapes he takes a child with him. Naruto was raised by forest spirits, but he's still mostly human, and that's what drives him to save a wounded jounin he finds in the forest. It's one moment of kindness that might just right the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 408 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U. - Complete
Get Your Sexy Out by black.k.kat reviews
Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 208 - Published: 9/10/2016 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 6,352 - Follows: 4,908 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 5,462 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 203 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Ätherwellen by coloursflyaway reviews
There are three-hundred and twenty-six members in Kingsman's tech departments all over the world, and obviously they have lots of stories to share about their agents and what they do to drive them crazy. The best way to do so is a super-secret WhatsApp group, and if it gets a challenge for all of them to finally get Harry and Eggsy together, it might just be Merlin's fault.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2015 - G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin, Roxy - Complete
Something Old, Something New by Inksaber reviews
(Spoilers for Age of Ultron.) It's been weeks since Sokovia and Tony has accepted that JARVIS is gone. Really, he has. Barring a few nightmares and sleepless nights, he's fine. Or, he thinks he is. And then, one night, the Vision shows up in his tower with an offer that's too good to be true.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
Man's Best Friend by mapplepie reviews
There comes a time when a dog must fight a plant for the title of 'Man's best friend'. Pakkun and the ninken face off against Mr. Ukki in an 'epic' battle for Kakashi's love and affection.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Reason to Be by mapplepie reviews
The Hatakes were socially inept by nature, unused to properly expressing themselves through words. Once upon a time, Kakashi had been too late to save Sakumo when the man had made the worst assumption. This time, no words are left unsaid. Hinted time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 233 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 857 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,520 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 8,833 - Follows: 10,417 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Fox and the Hound by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 340,302 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Let Me Come Home by ropesburg reviews
They are both tired, but Naruto doesn't want to fall asleep just yet. KakaNaru oneshot. Spoiler warning for chapter 675.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Silence by TJ Dragonblade reviews
Sai visits a comatose Yamato and tries to sort out his unfamiliar emotions. YamaSai. From the prompt 'Yamato, Sai - Can you hear me' Written for YamaSai Day but posted a little late. Fits in the Mundane Romance series (would be part 4.5)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons reviews
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon reviews
KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,498 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Special Treatment by Riya3 reviews
When Kakashi realizes that Naruto has been especially protective of him recently, he decides to find out why. Post-timeskip KakaNaru. Fluffy fluff fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 6,117 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Say My Name by barspoon reviews
Kakashi x Naruto one-shot. Naruto is over the age of 18. Setting: post-war. Prompt: had to cover for someone at work on my day off, got really really REALLY bored in between customers, had access to a word processor, did NOT have access to the chapter of the story I was currently working on. End result: YAOI WITH LOTS OF SWEARING! I regret nothing, I tell you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U.
It's a Mad, Mad World by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 389 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 4,700 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
There by Ironinkpen reviews
He vanishes in the water, yet sits atop the highest oak.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 17,654 - Follows: 15,982 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy Rebirth by Dream Keys reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS Who was Namikaze Minato? How did he come to be? Why are there no other Namikazes in Konoha? And what does Naruto have to do with it? Time-travel in a different way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,303 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Legends of the Foxwife by ladywinterfic reviews
Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 10,108 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Spare Change by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
Perspectives by Sakiku reviews
Various oneshots in response to prompts from non-kink memes. Ranging from angst to fluff to humor and friendship, from G- to R-rated, from Aburame to Zabuza. Check individual stories for summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,176 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010
Foreign Fruit and the Balance of the Universe by TJ Dragonblade reviews
From the prompt "Kakashi - First Date"; creative interpretation encouraged. I tried to keep it as gen and open-to-interpretation as possible, but it probably leans just a bit in the M/M direction despite my efforts. Post-war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 5,808 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Sharp Dressed Man by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya enjoys shopping. Kenpachi, not so much.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2011 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
Enough to Go By by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
Being dead isn't going to stop Tomoe from making sure her husband is happy in her absence.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
True Love by Jade Rozes reviews
One day Kakashi bought a small orange book. Six years later, they were inseparable. This is what happened in between. Quite simply, this is the story of a man and his porn. T for some language. Ch7: Kakashi meets Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
The Boyfriend Interrogation by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Oneshot. When Barnaby hooks up with Kotetsu in the aftermath of the Ouroboros organization's attack, everyone they know decides to give Barnaby the third degree so he won't screw it up. Emphasis on "everyone."
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Life Goes On by Unoriginality reviews
Roy and Edward must go on in the wake of the death of a loved one. Implied Roy/Ed/Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Always by Unoriginality reviews
Riza hated hospitals.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fullmetal's Company by Roseveare reviews
Ed should never have flashed the silver pocket watch in a war zone. Written for FMA big bang 2011.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Coming to Terms by CherriBerri reviews
Shinobi must not show weakness, especially not one of the most elite. But, Kakashi doesn't have a choice this time. One-shot. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Frivolous by Araine reviews
Firo and Ennis share a moment at Claire and Chane's wedding. "Pretty skirts weren't meant for a tool like her – neither was jewelry or liquor or even silly smiles when a boy grinned at her."
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ennis, Firo P. - Complete
Letters From A Dead Girl by train to greenwich reviews
She gives you a cold empty smile and invites you into her cold empty twisted little world, and you are pulled in regardless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Sooner It Will by ladywinterfic reviews
War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over. YAOI, KakaNaru, ANBU!Naruto, panicking!Kakashi, ruthless!Sandaime, READ. THE. WARNINGS. --- Chapter 7: Brainbreaking for everyone. Yes, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,427 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Place in Time by Magic Shade reviews
Naruto is thrown back in time once the world is destroyed. Waking up Two years before he originally graduated the Academy, Naruto sets out to correct his future. Non-Yaoi. No Pairings as of now. AU. A different take on Time Traveling Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Toy Soldier by Roseveare reviews
Roy Mustang and Ed get a lesson in what it means to bring a 12 year old into the military after Edward falls into the hands of terrorists. Gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Some Things You Just Can't Let Go by Kuroida reviews
Two weeks after it was all over. Edward Elric strode through the door to Roy Mustang's office. He's got one more thing to do before he leaves and Ed's totally prepared for it...or at least that's what he thought...Spoilers for end of manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Swallow and the Crow by Phoenyxx reviews
A shinobi tenaciously clinging onto life meets a shinigami who tries to persuade him to let go.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Kaien S. - Complete
No Such Thing by Akatsuki210 reviews
Faced with a choice between bad and worse, sometimes the best decision is to reject both options. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
In A Life by TaikoHawk reviews
Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Alone by KrC reviews
Harry finds out what being alone truly means.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi rules by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Kakashi has always lived by the shinobi rules. But what happens when Naruto is considered M.I.A. Written from a promt from the KakaNaru community on LJ, more info inside. Pairing: KakaNaru, shounen-ei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Elements of Teamwork by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Earth. Wind. Lightning. Fire. Water. There's a little piece of personality in your chakra's affinity. Or is there a little piece of chakra affinity in your personality? This is what the teams are made of. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 274 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Sly Fox by monkies ate my sisters reviews
Ichigo really wasn't expecting much. They bust in, get Rukia, and bust out. Simple. No problems. Piece of cake. That is, if Urahara didn't invite some..."extra" help. Well, every plan has it's twists and turns, right? This one just happened to be blonde.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,680 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Scar Tissue by 8sword reviews
“You don’t have a gun,” Uzumaki said. Sakura had taken the clip out of her hair and had it in her mouth to give herself a French braid. She glanced sideways at him and said, around the clip, “Are you offering me yours?” An AU forensic mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Three Years by Bookkbaby reviews
AlicexHatter. It has been three years since she had last seen him. --"Are you ready to come back with me now?"--
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Deep Run the Scars by 24CaratCoal reviews
If from a young age Naruto had been raised by an aging medic, how would that affect his life? Smart, strong -somewhat- respectful/respected Naruto. Pairings undecided, suggestions welcome. No Yaoi/Yuri. Rated M, NC-17. Warnings inside. Edited 2/11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,068 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
What is He? by Waifine reviews
Alice realizes that among "Questions that need answering" the greatest one remains back in Underland. Hatter realizes that he may now he guilty of that which he once accused Alice: a terrible loss of Muchness.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Father and Son by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
Itachi never understood his father. Bitter resentment seeped in as nothing he did ever elicit any affection from his cold father. Even after his father’s death, Itachi could not forgive his father for the past. “Your father named you after his brother."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Sleep by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
That was the last time Uchiha Itachi slept so peacefully. That was the last time he felt so safe. The next day, he prepared for his mission. That night, the Uchiha clan was reduced to two.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Complaint by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
As a child, Uchiha Itachi did not complain. He didn't complain when the Elders decided upon the Uchiha massacre. Even as he brought the blade down on his mother, he didn’t complain.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Tomato Salad by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
Uchiha Itachi doesn’t remember much of his childhood. But he does remember helping his mother prepare tomato salad. Now at the brink of death, Itachi realized he never taught Sasuke how to cut a tomato into equally thin slices.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Mirror Mirror on the Wall by Bluu Inkblot reviews
It's for sale and it's cheap. Plus, it's beautiful and just perfect! But it didn't show Allen's reflection in it... "'You'll be the prince, and I'll be the princess,' he says with a smile." One-shot. Yullen-ish.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Before Immortality by TheSODU reviews
We all know that the Gandor brothers, Claire and Firo knew each other from childhood. Here’s their back story. But what does it mean to be a brother? Claire suspects it has something to do with pillows.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Luck G., Claire S.
Saved by ncfan reviews
He was the only one who ever saved her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Yagura, Mei T. - Complete
Gift by Margan reviews
A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life's Lessons by fowl68 reviews
The same sentence that he used to hear when she was still alive is the same one he wants to yell at Naruto sometimes when the similarities get to be too much for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Reparations by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-Oneshot- Too late to stop Sasuke, Kakashi retrieved Naruto from the Valley of the End. Only as his delinquent student recovered did he begin to understand who the blond really was, and in the process he learned about himself as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy You Once Knew by hereandgone reviews
One-shot. "There was a boy you once knew... Do you remember him? He cries alone, while you complain, surrounded by loved ones..." A somewhat poetic short about the many orphans in Naruto. Because no one truly understands what it means to be an orphan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
The Italian way by Pax Agrona reviews
Italy is a carefree, sunny nation, so why did he join Germany in the Axis? What is the reason behind the way he acts? Italy is young as nation, but has old memories...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
The Nine Eternal Colours by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phobia by ncfan reviews
We've all got them. The fears of fifteen Naruto characters, both major and minor, are exposed. Rated T for angst and safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Summer Grass by laurelsblue reviews
There are many misconceptions about her. 20 Truths about Fuu, the Nanabi Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Fū - Complete
A Ninja Legend: The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto by Phantomhobbitses reviews
When the ninja system was abolished one name would live on forever in history.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Daughters of the Desert by laurelsblue reviews
Throughout their lives, the sands remained the only constant. Character study of the female Sand ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
To Mama by Hikanin Shirona reviews
For a school assignment. It's a poem, but I don't think it'd really be suitable on fictionpress.
A Child Called It - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Lucky Charms by In Darkness Is Light reviews
They don't need any more luck; they're lucky enough to have each other. ShisuiRin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Shisui U., Rin - Complete
The Clinical Characteristics of Love by laurelsblue reviews
Crack. Finding someone who understood them was hard. 20 facts about the scariest couple in Soul Society, Mayuri and Unohana.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mayuri K., R. Unohana - Complete
Watering Plants by Flying Magic Snake reviews
Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Auschwitz by KayosHybrid reviews
Germany suddenly starts having strange coughing fits, and soon Italy finds out the terrible reason why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Sharing a Breath by fowl68 reviews
Sometimes, Kakashi can't breathe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
now we'll parade around without game plans by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
They make a life of intersecting roads, verving towards and away in the coming days. // Makoto, Chiaki, the Future.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Responsibility by singeivoire reviews
Kakashi is settling in to his role as Hokage. But this will only be temporary. Hopefully. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
A Child's Ideals by Phantomhobbitses reviews
Because Naruto wasn't the typical genius and sometimes what the world needed was a stubborn child.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Makes the Difference by Moon Ecstasy reviews
Harry Potter has been sucked into a 17 year old Naruto's world. How will he get by in a world of Ninjas and wandless magic? What is the threat building in the shadows? And when it comes to broken and whole bonds, what makes the difference? Slash & het.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,405 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 5,820 - Follows: 1,518 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
For You by YukiSkye reviews
Unlike Holy Roman Empire’s departure, Ludwig was promising to come back and he had never lied before. But promises were just words and could easily be broken. LudwigxFeliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/24/2009
Wild World by HowdyU reviews
Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,996 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Nineteen Eighty Four by KivaEmber reviews
Based off of George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. Shiro didn’t believe in subjugation. It was a terrible waste of time and effort when everything was going to bubble over and blow up in their faces. Implied HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 356 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shadows of Darkness by Lady Alinor reviews
I never wanted this to happen, I thought as I checked the boy for signs of life. Then I felt a steady, pulsing beat, and I froze. I leaned over and whispered the question. My world seemed to stand still when he breathed a single word. “Yes.” Narcissa POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Narcissa M.
Five Truths by Lisse reviews
Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Paper Fan by Orodruin reviews
Kakashi was messed up before he even met his father. An incident during the Chuunin exams gives the Yellow Flash insight into the dark, uncertain history of his young student. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Magnetic Pull by Violet Garnets reviews
Naruto's vacation up to Snow Country ends up being both magical and insane. KakaNaru. Written for the KakaNaru LJ Community Christmas Exchange. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Skiprope by Taivasalla reviews
Ino’s blood is cooling on her hands and she’s shivering. It shouldn't end like this. ..one-shot..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Bittersweet by laurelsblue reviews
Team Minato is reunited after seventeen years. They can't go back to the way they were but might just be able to make something new and better. Spoilers all the way up to 422.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
This Is How You Remind Me by laurelsblue reviews
of who I really am. Masaki has always been attracted to smokers. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Kurenai Y., Isshin K. - Complete
Sins of the Father by laurelsblue reviews
aren't always visited upon the children. Shikamaru practices forgiveness with an unlikely candidate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Invisible Scars by laurelsblue reviews
Thirteen truths about Anko, Hayate, Iruka, Orochimaru and a team that might have been.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
The Contraries Arc by Sol1056 reviews
3 parts: Shadow of Desire, Restraint of Desire, Measure of Desire. Rebellion is sparking in the West, and Drachma's feeding the fires. Gen. Mustang is called to investigate, and Fullmetal insists on coming along. Divergent future, ep30 spoilers thru ep25.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,409 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 4/23/2004
Reflections Across Time by amaya no shiori reviews
Extreme AU. The problem with being three different people all at the same time is that there are too many people you have to lie to. I should know, after all, I was Uchiha Obito, I became Namikaze Yuichi, and now, I’m Uzumaki Naruto…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Torune, Naruto U.
From Wish to Nightmare by Nanikato reviews
Obito made a wish to spend more time with his team. Years later, Naruto begins to have dreams about a boy with a genin team similar to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H.
After the Falls by serenphoria reviews
Just because Sasuke came back doesn't mean everything's all right. For a change so small, who could guess the consequences would be so great? [Deviates after Valley of the End]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 367 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 562 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Foxglove by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Sirius had been born a girl? Series of oneshots. 'The flower symbolism associated with the foxglove is stateliness and youth. Foxglove flowers have both positive and negative symbolic meanings. They are said to sometimes hurt and sometimes heal.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 270 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Duplicity by anamariewrites reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Kakashi H.
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 355 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Old Soldiers by Lisse reviews
Ten things you probably didn't want to know about Kurosaki Isshin. Blatant speculation ahoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Isshin K., Masaki K. - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mr Ukki by Vicadin-Tea reviews
“You know, if I were Mr Ukki, I wouldn’t mind even if you can’t water me for two months. As long as I can save you from a small bit of loneliness for even a few short seconds, I won’t care even if I shrivel up and die.” KakaNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tags by Taivasalla reviews
Kakashi just graduated. He has the Konoha headband, but there's something else every ninja must carry.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 8,187 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Some Odd Convictions by shoutgraffiti reviews
The stroke of a sage's brush relies on more than just a good story: The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto begins, simply, with fear.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 824 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Mixed Up by Nanikato reviews
This was not what Naruto or Hinata was expecting when they came over for dinner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sentaku by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Choose: vb. 1:to select, especially after consideration 2: to have a preference for 3: The one thing Sakura never wanted to be forced to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Butterfly Wings by Bjorn reviews
Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Orochimaru
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
20 Truths of Hitsugaya Toushiro and Uzumaki Aijou by your knight in tinfoil armor reviews
20 truths of Hitsugaya Toushiro and Uzumaki Aijou, and all that makes them who they are. It might get a full story of it's own if enough people like it, so let me know if you like this.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
As Close As I Can Get To You by Taisi reviews
Kakashi held him through the rain, unwilling to let him cry alone. Kaka!Daddy/Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
My Brother You Will Be by darkstar1227 reviews
Since the summer after his first year, Harry has been having dreams about a tormented boy. When he starts searching for a Horcrux in a place called Konoha, what will he do when he meets this boy? NarutoHP xover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 226 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
That Old Fashioned Family Nobility by ckret2 reviews
DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
That Day by faceted-mind reviews
Today I'm Not safe to be around... Kakashi and team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Round & Round by shoutgraffiti reviews
Lost on the road of life? Here's to finding your way back to everyone waiting. \\ A shot of Kakashi for your melancholy day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Genius Doesn't Matter by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. Konoha has far too many prodigies, but Naruto is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Granted by Ari and Mo reviews
Choji takes nothing for granted. [Team Ten gen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Close Encounters by Reaper Nanashi reviews
[Oneshot] It's October tenth and the festival honoring the Yondaime's bravery and the kyuubi's fall is underway. Naruto's been having a terrible day, but soon comes in contact with an oddly kind blond man he's never met before who . . . worries for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
20 Truths about Naruto's Sensei by PsychoLeopard reviews
Uh...read the title. Somewhat crazy theories in the last half. Read at your own risk. You don't really value your sanity, do you? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Another Pointless High School Mission by peroxidepest17 reviews
Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Fifth Man Down by Lisse reviews
Sai and art lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sai - Complete
Ten Extremely Unimportant Facts About The Yondaime by Lisse reviews
Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Thunderstorm by serenphoria reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tolerance by anamariewrites reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi finds himself to be a very tolerant person, especially when it comes to a certain pink haired Vice Captain. Fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Good Intentions by Lisse reviews
Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
How to Commit Seppuku in Three Easy Steps by kimi no vanilla reviews
Tools You'll Need: A sharp object, an inescapable burden of shame, the experience of the worst failure you've ever committed in your life. Time to Complete: about 15 minutes. Results may vary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Backstep by Lisse reviews
Rukia prolongs the inevitable.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Lists by Mako3 reviews
Naruto and Kakashi work through some issues with lists. Shounenai, but blink and you'll miss it. Spoilers for anime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Escape Velocity by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto's reaching for the speed that will make all his dreams come true. He just needs to go faster...always faster. [Chapter 4: Sparring]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Naruto U.
Get used to it by Rainmusic reviews
A fic about the transition from a normal boy, to an alchemist with two hunks of metal for limbs. Edcentric, of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Edward E.
Effigy by sharingank reviews
Hatake Sakumo was a good man, even 'till his death. [Pre Kakashi Gaiden...introspection]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Knowledge by Kilerkki reviews
Of all the things Sakumo taught Kakashi, this is the lesson he remembers most. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Falter by iamzuul reviews
Even a person with the strongest convictions may feel themselves occasionally falter. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nothing More Than Human by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Around the memorial stone, Kakashi and Naruto have a talk about the nature of sacrifice. Set after Naruto returns with Jiraiya. Spoilers up until then. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Conscience by Lisse reviews
Kakashi muses on teammates, abandonment, saving valuable manpower, and choosing paths.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Renaissance by Pickled Death reviews
Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2004
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Three by Three by Lisse reviews
Sakura knows they will choose her and she does not want the job, because that's the same old tune, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Festival by NoiseTank13 reviews
Kankurou wins Gaara an old, but cherished possession.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2004
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Mieru reviews
"Listen," Kakashi said, and something about the quiet earnestness of his voice made Naruto's heart beat faster in his chest. "You are not obligated to love anyone just because they love you and are willing to die for you. I would gladly lay down my life to protect yours, but you won't feel compelled to love me, would you?" [Post-war slow-burn] Ch. 21: The truth about Kama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,724 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 3/15/2018 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Vendetta reviews
"This is not a mission, I assume," his Kage Bunshin remarks, while the real Sakumo quietly draws his blade. "A personal grudge, then." "You killed my son and his wife," Chiyo snarls. "I'll kill you, White Fang of Konoha!" — Vengeful hate is poison, with no antidote.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sakumo H., Chiyo - Complete
Will reviews
[Post-Pain divergence, unexpectedly permanent canonical major character death] Naruto felt suddenly very cold. The numbness was spreading again, creeping up his arms into his neck, his chest, and settling into a peculiar feeling in the pit of his stomach. "Sakura-chan," he began hoarsely, voice cracking as he forced the words out. "Where's Kakashi-sensei?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H.
The King and His reviews
[AU, greatly influenced/inspired by Asian historical dramas] It began like any other story: with a hero thrown into a mess. A great tragedy had befallen the land. The king and queen were dead, killed in a terrible calamity, leaving one person who could inherit the throne: their only child, a young prince who had just reached his thirteenth birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30
thus strangely are our souls constructed reviews
(and thus strangely are our fates intertwined.) "Kakashi knew for a fact that no jinchuuriki could survive bijuu extraction, and it was only a matter of time before death would claim Naruto in the same way it had claimed Kushina. There was only one thing Kakashi could do." AU: Kakashi tries to do for Naruto what Chiyo did for Gaara, but things take an unexpected turn...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28
Dioscuri reviews
The other android's eyes are open but inanimate, staring sightlessly out into nothing. If they could move, could look up, they would find his own eyes looking straight back. His fingertips stop bare millimetres away from the other android's face. [AU: RK900 is deployed after Connor gets decommissioned for failing to locate Jericho]
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Connor, RK900
Icarus of the Machine reviews
Markus saw in his pale face a kind of quiet dignity that made him think, fleetingly, of winged statues he had once seen when Carl had taken him to a museum. [Stratford Tower alternative ending] Markus had been given two options. He considered both, and then chose neither.
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2018 - [Simon, Markus] North, Josh - Complete
Tread softly reviews
(because you tread on my dreams.) Zed's pale, scarred face was bare, and he looked every bit as disastrously beautiful as the last time Shen had laid eyes upon him. And somewhere deep in his heart he wished they could return to the old days, to a time when they were still young, innocent, and unbroken. [Zed loses a leg. Shen doesn't take it well.] [ShenZed, onesided KaynZed]
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2018 - [Zed, Shen] Kayn
higanbana
[Their story began many years ago.] When Shen was seven, his father brought home an orphan boy with fair hair and scarlet eyes. Kusho said nothing of the child's background, but the scars spoke for themselves and Shen could see the shadows that haunted the younger boy's blood-red gaze. He smiled, stepped forward, and held out his hand.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,136 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2018 - [Shen, Zed]
Fic Fragments reviews
Fragments of fics written on sudden inspiration. #15: Children begin by loving their parents. For a long time Boruto had felt like something wasn't quite right with his parents' relationship, but could never quite find the words to explain what was wrong. He almost wished they'd spend more time apart, since distance made the heart fonder and maybe that way they would be happier...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Boruto U., Sarada U.
Smile If You Love Me reviews
Collection of ficlets, drabbles, one-sentence drabbles and future fic previews. Some sweet, some sad, some silly, but all short and all KakaNaru and/or NaruKaka. #29: Perception. "Sensei, you're doing it again." "Doing what, Naruto?" Kakashi blinked, then realised he had been keeping his left eye closed out of habit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Dye reviews
Eggsy takes a detour to Kentucky after a mission, without telling anyone, and visits that awful, abandoned church. He doesn't go in, just stands in the empty parking lot staring at the spot which he knows is where Harry fell, because there is a faded bloodstain on the concrete ground that could not be completely cleaned off.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad] - Complete
Mordred reviews
"I had that down already," Eggsy says. Chester King is Eggsy's first kill. Shooting the dog was something he couldn't do, yet killing a man is laughably easy.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/18/2017 - [G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad] Arthur
Regret reviews
[Kakashi thought he knew regret.] Sakumo knew that his son had died alone. There was something in his eye that showed it – a lingering strand of attachment wound tightly around something never quite fulfilled, pulling at him, and hurting even as he smiled. It was the reason Kakashi had ended up in that place with him, father and son trapped in the same quiet loneliness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Sakumo H. - Complete
Windchime reviews
"You are not allowed to die," he growled, deep and fierce and furious. "Not after everything you've taught me. Not after everything I've done to get you back." But the battle was desperate and the stakes so high... Adaptation/Extension based on Shippuden Movie 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
If we must fall, then let us go down together reviews
"I probably need to warn you about my wife. She's going to be so pissed at the both of us if we really do die here... Maa, she's kinda cute when she gets mad, you know?" ... "You are a sentimental and masochistic old man." Kotetsu and Barnaby's final conversation. Written back in 2011 for the Tiger&Bunny Anon Meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger] - Complete
When your voice becomes soundless, let your actions speak reviews
When Madara's chakra chains grabbed hold of the nine bijuu, Kakashi felt a terrible premonition. And with a touch of déjà vu, he knew what he was going to do. But through it all he said nothing - for there was no need for words anymore, not when he was about to fulfil his promise with the permanence of action... [Possible midquel between Intention and Sleep.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Quicksilver reviews
Insanity... was like poison. It destroyed and took over all that remained of his life, of himself. His eye mocked him with its colour of death, and his hair mocked him with its colour of madness. -"Can I kill you so I'd at least get to say goodbye?" Redrafted to keep up with recent canon revelations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Just this once reviews
Once upon a time a boy lived happily with his parents in a comfortable house. Once upon a time a boy became an orphan and never saw his childhood home again. For years he dialled that same old disconnected number, because there was nothing else... AU setting, inspired by Tony Harrison's poem "Long Distance II".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Sleep reviews
"Go to sleep, Naruto," and he willed himself to believe that his voice did not shake. "I'll wake you up, later." - But that was a lie, they both knew. Because Naruto still had too much to live for, and Kakashi had always made sure to be ready for any situation - to always be ready to die. For he was a shinobi, and that meant sacrifice... Can be taken as a sequel to Intention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Of Tanabata, and what makes a good romance reviews
Naruto didn't like most love stories because they somehow always ended up disappointing him, and even the "classic" ones had some fatal flaw. He also wasn't sure if he liked the Tanabata story, because even though it's sad that the lovers were separated and sweet that they wanted to be together he couldn't help but feel it was such a pity. And if he had been Hikoboshi, he would...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Intention reviews
If Kakashi had been the one sent to stop Naruto from joining the war instead of Iruka. "Come back alive, Naruto. You have too much to live for to die on the battlefield before you've even fulfilled half your dreams." Because Kakashi truly believed Naruto was the one who would surpass even the Yondaime Hokage, and from the start it had never been possible to keep him out of the war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Because He Could reviews
Chronicling the repeated attempts of Hatake Kakashi — who isn't an Unknown Shinobi and doesn't put away his porn or be on time because he can — to return to ANBU, where they teach you not to scream... all the while annoying the girl at the missions desk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2012 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] OC - Complete
水银 reviews
Quicksilver中文翻译版。悲文注意。 "我…我可以为了让你能够推开我而抱你吗?我可以为了让自己不会去尖叫而咬你吗?我可以为了不再看得到你的脸而狠狠地摇动你吗?我可以为了最起码可以说一声再见而 杀 了你吗?" …汞俗称为水银,是种银白色的重金属。水银可以引发起高度中毒,令脑部、肾脏与肺功能受损。水银毒的主要徵状包括了感觉消失、情绪障碍与及缺乏协调能力。
Naruto - Rated: T - Chinese - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Monologue at the Memorial reviews
A flailing Naruto rambles to his parents about his current life, and how he's been doing exactly as they told him to - er, except for the part about finding a girl. "Don't kill him, Dad. He's died once already and in my opinion that's one time too many."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Licence to be Weird reviews
Kohana was a textbook Genin with a textbook Genin life, and never ran into any of the extraordinary situations like others did. But what she did not know was that the textbook was never actually supposed to survive the field... Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Ambivalence reviews
Double polarity. Paradox. Contradiction. Duality. And, perhaps, the spiral was merely a line who felt lonely. —By being opposite, they could still be the same. Keeping each other balanced, keeping each other sane, keeping Uzumaki Naruto who he really was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U.
Caffeine Crazy at 3am in the Morning reviews
Bromance with an espresso and a caramel macchiato. Obito really needs stop dozing off or they'll never finish revision – which is the only reason Kakashi bothers to wake him up, anyway. Somewhat tsundere young!Kakashi, casual assholery, and maybe a smile. Part of my music AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Astronomy, almost reviews
"You've eclipsed me," said the Moon to the Sun. He smiled, closing his eyes, and let his heart turn into light. —Fly, fly, fly, let your heart go free, all the way across the sky. Everything you set your sight on... is yours to love. Intro by romantiscue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Duet: Tango Por Una Cabeza reviews
Kakashi smiled, amused. "You'll have to lead, then." Naruto stared at him. "You're playing too?" —A duet with his most brilliant student. The music of Tango was beautiful, fascinating and wildly wicked. Naruto moved with the music... and the music moved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Starting from Square One reviews
There are many blonds in the world. No one ever said that the one Harry met in Madam Malkin's shop had to be Draco Malfoy, right? Hence, this crossover. "Hi!" the boy said, tone as bright as his hair. "Hogwarts too?" —And so, he ends up with a new friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
And the Lake Will Run Red reviews
"It's the promise of a lifetime! To me and to you and to Kakashi-sensei." But now, Kakashi watches in despair and horror as blood stains the water a deep, unending crimson. "To abandon one's duty is not courageous. Beneath the courageous, there is—"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Beyond Terminal Velocity: Descent reviews
The air itself was his to control. The wind belonged to him now, and he belonged to the wind. Fly, fly, touch the sky, and smile a deadly-dangerous-delighted smile as you descend from the heavens. —Was he falling up or flying down? ...It didn't matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Can't Even Hold a Miserable Matchstick reviews
to the heroes of war. Don't even talk about candles. Whatever. "Take me off duty. I don't care how you do it, just fucking do it. Say I'm crazy or something. I don't care." Inspired by but can't hold a matchstick to Catch-22. Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
The Girl at the Missions Desk reviews
There's a girl who sits behind the missions desk in the Anbu building. She may and may not be a person. She may and may not have a name. "Important enough to be noticed but never significant enough to be worth hopes and dreams." Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2011 - OC - Complete
With the Sky in His Eyes reviews
Kakashi died with the sky in his eyes. How very Kakashi-like of him to do so. Everything made a stupid amount of sense, except it didn't. And Naruto hadn't been there to catch him when he fell. —An alternative take on his death and the revival of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Seven Laws of Wand Duelling reviews
There are 7 things you must know about wand duelling. The first 6 rules all boil down to this: Always make sure there is a wand in your hand. It's all very simple, really, but people end up learning the hard way. Ah well. The panda eats shoots and leaves?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Fragmented Glimpses of Life through Orange Goggles reviews
"Until Minato and Rin and stupidstupidstupid Kakashi, no one had bothered to shed blood for Obito either." Obito-centric. Explores his life as a brother, an Uchiha, a shinobi, a teammate, and a friend. Obito continues to insist that he is awesome. Written before the Tobito revelation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Sorry I'm Late, Did You Think I Was Dead? reviews
"He never actually told the truth, not once, even when everyone that was waiting for him knew exactly why he was late. He just waved, smiled, and gave another excuse. It was his habit. His routine. Until the day Naruto went missing." KakaNaru MIA fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
You Learn Not to Scream reviews
In Anbu, they teach you not to scream. And you will remember, because there is no such thing as an ex-Anbu. Written after some sudden inspration. Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Concert, Coffee, and Flowers reviews
Kakashi gave Naruto a free ticket to a classical music concert he was performing in. There's an affectionate blond, a surprised Kakashi, much bemusement and amusement... and Naruto thinks he's in love. Perhaps. —Based on my fic idea for a violinist AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Summer equals Ice cream reviews
"Kakashi-senseiiiii, you're the only person who can complicate matters without even trying." - Naruto treats his friends to ice-cream, one person per day. Written for the kakanaru LJ comm. Prompts: summer, licking, surprise, wet, complaining, DOOM, mask.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/18/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Unknown Shinobi reviews
"...in the shinobi sense of a civilian word, he was a saint," An Ode, full of hypocrisy, to the Nobody who might just be Everybody. Humour-Poetry-Parody-Satire... somewhat. Based on The Unknown Citizen by W. H. Auden. Central piece of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
In the Right and Wrong Places at the Right Times reviews
Someone intervened during Jiraiya's fight against Pain, and the two of them got the hell out of there. Who was it, you ask? Well, who else can it be, hmm? "Would you choose to hunt down a traitor or protect what you already have? Which is more important?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Dear weird book, reviews
"Dear weird book, Hi! Sorry about the name, can't think of a good one for you yet." Sandaime gives a young Naruto a diary. Wonder what he'll do with it? Life has just gotten a hell of a lot more interesting. Pairings, if any, are yet undecided. Ch 5 up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Naruto U.
A Tale of Two Samurai Boys reviews
Nanashi, Naoto. Two young samurai thrown into the insanity and chaos that is war. People tended to forget that samurai fought too... and died. They died so very easily. Set in Hi no Kuni, before and during the Third Shinobi War. Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009
The Many Expressions of Hatake Kakashi reviews
O.\ \ -.\ \ T.\ \ Y.\ \ n.\ \ @.\ \ X.\ \ #.\ \ u.\ \ *.\ \ o.\ \ 0.\ \ V.\ \ How to read Kakashi's expressions from what's visible of his face. Plotless. Seriously plotless. It's silly and random and, um, more silly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete