If you haven't already noticed, I hate Twilight. A lot. Most, if not all, of the stories I post here are bashing it in some way.

But please, they're still quite hiliarious, even to fans. I'm sure you'll enjoy.

I go by the screen 'SerenadeofHatred' on Twilightsucks . com.

My first story, the Twilight Ninja, is finished. Finally.

I dislike insane Twilight fangirls such as Nuttymadame and umm... mikenewtonrox1994, who are basically batshit insane. Nuttymadame thinks we need fun of her because she's fat. We do make fun of her because everything she says is bullshit. (Stephen King is jealous of Meyer's Success!)

So, a list of fangirls I don't really like.

mikenewtonrox1994

Why: She's just... ugh. She apparently flames fanfics, saying her fic is the shit, and it is so much worse. Plus, she's an idiot. Look at her profile. She has personally flamed 'The Twilight Ninja' And 'The Twilight Pre-write.' Some of my buddies reported her for spam and I think she her reviews got deleted...

Also, this is for you babe.

"Argh!" Mike screamed as Bella tore his throat out. "I'm Mike Newton! I'm The epitome of sexiness!"

Surprisingly, I'm okay with NuttyMadame. She's just... nuts. About Twilight. A youtube video was released in which she actually ate Renessmee, and she just shrugged it off. Seriously. I can't make this shit up. She's surprisingly mature... as long as your not talking shit about Twilight.