Author has written 19 stories for Mario, Inuyasha, Lexx, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Ranma, Lord of the Rings, Captain Planet, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, and Stargate: SG-1. I have a LiveJournal account where I keep all the stories I'm not allowed to put up here called spoofmasterfics. My regular LiveJournal account is here Frotu and I have started a Cafepress shop, which contains links to our other Cafepress shops. Hoom, hoom, what about me is relevant? Well, I'm a film student, and I'm planning to go into archiving and restoration after I graduate (and after I go to grad school). 'Nuff said. "I have stood here for five weeks now. The bones of my feet have grown into the ground like roots, and provide me with nutrients. Sometimes worms crawl into my toes. Wanna see?" "See that smoke? Doesn't exist. See those nice clouds in the background? We weren't so lucky on the day of the shoot. We just added them in. While we're at it, I added in the volcano, too. We filmed this in a parking lot." "The following morning the weather was so foul it hardly deserved the name, and Dirk decided to call it Stanley instead." "Yeah, but if picking up civilians is the punch button, what if you accidentally punch them? I mean, swoop, 'I'll save you!', and then, pow, right in the gut!" "I would do anything Tim wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it." "If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them." "Well, I was supposed to hit this guy with a breakaway chair, and they gave me the chair, and said it was the breakaway chair, but I didn't check it. And it was a real chair. Well, the cameras started rolling, and I hit him with it. But it didn't break. So my brain goes, 'Hit him again, Jeff.' So I hit him again. And it broke. It's okay, he was a stuntman." 'Malcolm sat in one of the padded chairs. The stewardess asked him if he wanted a drink. He said, "Diet Coke, shaken not stirred." Lennox: "Those nuggets are already ninety percent fat!" Me: "Mort's a Morton." '"He'll be chocolate fudge!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop. '"Make this awful thing stop!" ordered Mr. Teavee. MBC: Lock seems to like the island though so I don't blame him for just settling in. The island likes him too I think. In fact it seems to have picked him to lead the others to enlightenment and healing. It's still a very anti-social island of doom though. Frotu: I don't think he has dignity Dracula: what is this? |
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