27th May 2014

I'm back and slowly editing while quickly rewriting everything. My Rogue and Wolverine one-shot Gotta Have a Reason is my first victim today. Go and check out its new look if you have a chance. I know it'll be happy to see you. ;)

17 May 2010

Staying up late for no reason is a very, very bad idea because you might just stumble upon a person that has the same views as you. That's what happened to me and I'm now involved in a kidnapping plot which stretches time zones and oceans. I've also started a joint drabble venture with my fellow kidnapper BrownEyedDevil called The Greatest Erection In The Country.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5976165/1/The_Greatest_Erection_In_The_Country

29/08/09

I'm attempting to recruit all the best Rogan writers to the community 'I Heart Rogan', it will probably take me forever. There's a hell of a lot of great writers on here. So, if you receive a staff request, please accept.

I thought it was time that I kicked my profile into touch, I guess that I'm just feeling sentimental because its almost now been a year since I first joined this site. Although, it could possibly have something to do with the alcohol that I've consumed... LOL

If you don't have anything better to do with your day/afternoon/night then can I suggest that instead of reading this (Which is likely to bore you stupid, even tip you over the edge of sheer boredom and force you into seeking other means of amusement, which most likely will be illegal and I will then find myself getting sued. Especially, if you're American LMAO) You write a story, a one-shot or even a drabble.

If you really can't control your need to find out more about me, then go ahead...

My favourite films: The first three Die Hard movies, the fourth one was a little... Crap. All Monty Python films, especially the one that I'm watching as I type; Monty Python And The Holy Grail. X-men 1 2, Blues Brothers, Indiana Jones, Look Who's Talking, James Bond, It's A Wonderful Life, Serenity, Forrest Gump, Bridget Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean. From Dusk Till Dawn, Leon, Austin Powers, Oceans Eleven, 8 Mile, Pretty Woman, Sleepy Hollow, Moulin Rouge, Juno, The Naked Gun, Rush Hour. Also, Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves, Benny And Joon, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Australia and a million other titles that just escape me at this moment.

The Best TV programs IMO: Doctor who, with various actors playing the part of the Doctor (David Tennant being my favourite and Matt Smith is a close second) Dead Like Me, Firefly, True Blood, House, Only Fool and Horses, Father Ted, Due South, Two and A Half Men, Some Mothers Do Ave' Em. Sometimes I even like the soaps, EastEnders being one of them but I can easily grow bored with some of the plots.

The most brilliant characters that I wish I owned: Wolverine, who wouldn't? The Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Doctor, Austin Powers, Bridget Jones, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Harkness too. Gregory House, Sherlock Holmes, Del Boy, Jake Blues, Elwood Blues, Father Ted, Father Dougal Maguire, Father Jack, Mrs. Doyle and any other character that happens to grace Monty Python.

Strange and not so peculiar wishes: A Hugh Jackman/Logan of my very own, to be very rich and buy Hugh Jackman or Logan for myself. To be able to do a Monty Python silly walk, to own every DVD of every film that has ever been made... Even the bad ones, although you can probably keep the porno's for yourself, unless Hugh Jackman is starring in it. To burn down my bank and receive all my bank charges back. Experience a Beatles concert with the original line up of John, Paul, George and Ringo... Never going to happen but I can dream. Does anyway know where I can find a working TARDIS?

My Dislikes: Racism, Marzipan, Straight vodka, Homophobia, Bullies, Religion, Eggs, Walking over graves. Also, those that are against same sex marriages, flamers, bank charges, hot weather, Jean Grey, awkward situations, funerals, weddings, nagging, gardening and spiders. White wine, insomnia, angry drunks, when the England football team loses, Kanye West's ego, Justin Bieber fever, going to the dentist, and Naomi Campbell. Lectures from hypocrites, bills, early mornings, liars, chavs, hospitals and travel sickness.

My Likes: Vodka and lemonade, rain, pubs, dogs, kidnapping accomplices, writing, spending money, drunken karaoke and Rogue. Tuna on pizza, Coconut flavoured rum, pirates, Wolverine, apples, sherbet straws, gossip and DVD's. Shreddies, David Beckham, and nail varnish. When the England football team wins, raisins, spending more money, my i-Pod, Bon Jovi, The Beatles, RHCP and Eminem. Also lie-ins, my extremely comfortable bed, tattoos, jewelry, rambling. Gregory House's sarcasm and Hugh Jackman's chest, face, legs, backside, thighs, feet, arms, biceps, fingers, nose hair... You get the idea.

I swear that I will never leave a story that I have read without a review, and I will never leave a review that is mean or less than meaningful - If you truly believe this, then please post it on your own profile and spread the word.

Favourite ever quotes: House MD, Father Ted, X-Men and Doctor Who (Thank God for those people that have no lives and record all quotes)

Wilson: "I just need a change of scenery."
House: "Buy a plant!"

Cuddy: "You mind if I come in?"
House: "Not at all. Do you mind if I leave?"

House: "Are you a fan of symmetry?"
Young Doctor: "Sure."
House: "Weird, because your eyes are lopsided. And by eyes I mean breasts."

Patients' Mother: "How can you just sit there?"
House: "If I eat standing up, I spill."

Cuddy: "What are you doing back here? A patient?"
House: "No, a hooker. Went to my office instead of my home."

Ted: (to Richard Wilson) I don't beleeeeeeeeeve it!

Pat Mustard: I'm a very careful man, Father.
Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom!
Pat: You're not advocating the use of artificial contraception now, are you?
Ted: Well, ye...well, no...well, naturally...well, not really...well, of course you'd...JUST FECK OFF!

Dougal: Hello there Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you prick. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
Dougal: Ah right you are there Len.

Ted: I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
...More drink!

A drunk Dougal: C'mere Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted. God, I love being a priest. We're all going to heaven lads, wheeeyyyyyy!

Ted: I think we'd all like to make a little sacrifice.
Jack: SACRIFICE? ARSE!

Mrs Doyle: Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!

Jack: Feck! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!

Dougal: God I've never seen a clock at 5 a.m. before!

Jack: I love my brick!

(Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter)

Wolverine: Hey! It's me.
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.

Rogue: When they come out... does it hurt?
Wolverine: Every time.

Rogue: I saved your life!

Logan: No, you didn't.

(After getting in the car with Logan/Wolverine - Lucky Her!)

Rogue: You don't have anything to eat, do you?
(Logan reaches across her into the glove compartment and hands her something to eat)
Rogue: I'm Rogue.
(looks across the seat to look at him and spots his dog tag)
Rogue: Were you in the army? Doesn't, doesn't that mean you were in the army?
(she stops talking and looks around. She spots the trailer in the back)
Rogue: Wow.
Logan: What?
Rogue: It's just that, suddenly my life doesn't look that bad.
Logan: Well, if you prefer the road...
Rogue: No, it looks great. It looks cozy.
(They go quiet. Rogue begins to rub her cold hands together. Logan turns on the heater)
Logan: Put your hands on the heater.
(He reaches for her hand and she pulls back)
Logan: I'm not gonna hurt you kid.
Rogue: (shakes her head and puts back on her gloves) It's nothing personal. It's just that, when people touch my skin, something happens.
Logan: What?
Rogue: I don't know, they just get hurt.
Logan: Fair enough. So, what kind of name is Rogue?
Rogue: I don't know. What kind of name is Wolverine?
Logan: My name is Logan.
Rogue: Marie.

The Tenth Doctor (From various episodes)

"What? What? What!?!?!"

"You're so thick, you're Mr. Thick Thick Thick from Thicktown, Thickania, and so's your dad."

"Correctamundo, I've never used that word before and hopefully never again."

"Not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable."

The Doctor: Get back on the ship. Get Arthur and follow it. Don't approach it, just watch where it goes.
Rose: Arthur?
The Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: But you're not keeping the horse.
The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey. Now go go go!

The Doctor: Hm. Tickles.
Neighbor: What's your game?
The Doctor: My... um. Snakes and Ladders. Quite good at squash, reasonably. I'm being facetious, aren't I? There's really no call for it.

Rose: According to the paper, they've elected a ghost as MP for Leeds. Now don't tell me you're going to sit back and do nothing.
The Doctor: Who you gonna call?
Rose: Ghostbusters!
The Doctor: I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Martha: You step on a butterfly, you change the human race.
The Doctor: Then don't step on any butterflies. What do you have against butterflies?

Spurrina: No man is allowed to enter the Temple of Sibyl!
The Doctor: Oh that's alright. Just us girls.

Colonel Mace: Latest firing stock. What do you think, Doctor?
The Doctor wearing a gas mask: Are you my mummy?

The Doctor: Agatha Christie! I was just talking about you the other day. I said I bet she's brilliant. I'm the Doctor, this is Donna. Oh, I love your stuff. What a mind! You fool me every time. Well, almost every time. Well, once or twice. Well, once. But it was a good one.

The Tenth Doctor and Donna:

(mouthing words silently and exaggeratedly)

The Doctor: Donna?
Donna: Doc-tor!
The Doctor: Wh - what - w - what?
Donna: Oh! My! God!
The Doctor: How?
Donna: (pointing at her face with both hands) It's me!
The Doctor: (nodding, gesturing to eyes, then Donna) Yeah, I can see that.
Donna: (pointing to where she's standing, then two thumbs up) Oh, this... is... brilliant!
The Doctor: (pointing twice at Donna) W - wha - what the hell are you doing there?
Donna: (pointing to eyes, then at The Doctor) I... was looking... for... you!
The Doctor: (points at self questioningly) What for?
Donna: (miming reading the paper) Read it...
Donna: (typing fingers in the air).. on the Internet...
Donna: (wiggling fingers around mouth) ... so weird...
Donna: (walking fingers) ... crept along...
Donna: (thumb into room, hand-as-mouth) ... heard them talking...
Donna: (ducks down, comes back up, points) ... looked, ah! You!
The Doctor: (imperceptibly nods)
Donna: (thumbs back at Miss Foster, looks, freezesTh...
(Miss Foster has stopped talking and is staring at Donna. Miss Foster turns and looks right at The Doctor. The Doctor turns to see Miss Foster)
Miss Foster: Are we interrupting you?

Solana Mercurio: (addressing the Doctor and Donna) Doctor Noble, Mrs. Noble, if you'd like to come with me.
The Doctor: (rapid fire with Donna's lines) Oh, no. No, no, no. We're not married.
Donna: So not married.
The Doctor: Never.
Donna: Never, ever!
Solana Mercurio: (politely) Of course.

Donna: Oh my god. I don't believe it! You've even got the same suit! Don't you ever change?
The Doctor: Yeah, thanks Donna. Not right now.

Donna: He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
The Doctor: Oh, I'd rather you were fighting.

Donna: Let me distract this one. I have picked up a few womanly wiles over the years.
The Doctor: Let's... save your wiles for later. In case of emergency.

Donna: Can't imagine you without a voice.
The Doctor: Molto bene.
Donna: Molto bene.
The Doctor: No, don't do that. Don't... Don't.

The Human Doctor: All repaired. Lovely. Shhhh! No one knows we're here. Gotta keep quiet. Silent running. Like on submarines where they can't even drop a spanner. Don't drop a spanner. I like blue. What do you think?
Donna: You. Are. Bonkers!
The Human Doctor: Why? What's wrong with blue?

Donna: Oi! Watch it, Spaceman!
The Human Doctor: Oi! Watch it, Earthgirl!

Donna: I thought we'd try the planet Fellspoon. Just 'cause. What a good name. "Fellspoon." Apparently it's got mountains that sway in the breeze. Mountains that move. Can you imagine.
The Doctor: And how do you know that.
Donna: Because it's in your head. And if it's in your head, it's in mine.
The Doctor: And how does that feel.
Donna: Brilliant! Fantastic! Molto bene! Great big universe packed into my brain. You know you could fix that Chameleon circuit if you just tried hotwiring it into the fragment-links and superseding the binary— binary— binary— binary— binary— binary— ... I'm fine! Nah! Never mind Fellspoon. You who I'd love to meet? Charlie Chaplin. I bet he's great, Charlie Chaplin. Should we do that? Should we go see Charlie Chaplin? Charlie Chaplin Charlie Chester Charlie Brown. No, he's fiction friction fiction fixing mixing rixon Brixton. Oh my god!
The Doctor: Do you know what's happening?
Donna: Yeah.
The Doctor: There's never been a human-Time Lord metacrisis before now. And you know why.
Donna: Because there can't be. I want to stay.
The Doctor: Look at me. Donna, look at me!
Donna: I was gonna be with you. Forever.
The Doctor: I know.
Donna: Rest of my life. Traveling. In the TARDIS. The Doctor Donna. Oh, my, I can't go back. Don't make me go back. Doctor, please! Please don't make me go back.
The Doctor: Donna. Oh, Donna Noble. I am so sorry. But we had the best of times. The best. Goodbye.
Donna: No! No! Please! No!