Age: 30 (Yeah. I'm oldish. Been doing this for over a decade for a hobby.)

Sex: guy

Home: Where your heart is... where is it again?

Favorite Anime / manga: Naruto, Claymore, Fate Stay Night, Gurren Lagan, Higurashi... it goes on for a while

Favorite book series: A song of Ice and Fire. (If only the damn author would get his shit done once in a while)

Personality: Quiet and Sarcastic, but very friendly and easy to work with

Favorite pairings in general: Naru/Hina, Sasu/Saku, Neji/Ten, Shika/Tem

I'll mostly focus on naruto fics because they are the easiest to screw around with. Ill try to make my stories as decent as possible, but don't expect my updates to be following some pattern. The stories will update when they are updated.

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Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Pope (Because I started it. Subject to change when needed).

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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OC list:

(Note, all Alignments are generalized as the Oogakari tend to jump around given the situation)

Ghost

AKA The Cursed Memory

AKA The God of None

age: 2647

Height: 5'11

Weight 154 lbs

Origin/ Founding concept: Catalyst

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/ True Neutral/ Chaotic Good

Eyes: Black eyeballs with sharp silver coloring and slitted pupils that are stitched shut. in short: he's blind

Hair: Long brown/black hair that reaches his waist in a ponytail, but has some spikeyish bangs as well.

Class and rank: one of the three "true god" class beings in existence, no rank for true god classes

Wings: stripped bone wings, at higher levels, the space between the bones is ablaze with his fire and the bones become transparent.

Powers/skills:

Air/wind manipulation

Self time space manipulation (high speed combat, teleportation, flight, changing body frequency, changing appearance via alteration of genetic structure, dimension traveling, changing his body to previously known states...

Abyss flames (power to burn the fabric of time and space... literally making nothing happen), can effect events, objects... pretty much anything that has left a physical remain in the universe, and some non physical things as well

Leading oscillationist in several universes (in short: he knows how to read wavelengths perfectly), capable of using in conjunction with his time space ability to become invisible, phase through solid objects, or even erode away other objects if needed, other applications have been heard of as well

Level 6 Seal Master

Accomplished Ventriloquist

Proficient in many weapon and martial art styles, but prefers to use two swords, often chained to his body via his arms or legs in his own self made style using break dancing, time-space manipulation, high speed combat, and precision in oscillation. In short, think of the best possible combination between the styles of Kratos from God of War, and General Grievous from the cartoon Star Wars Clone Wars series (Not the 3D bull shit, I'm talking the cartoon where Grievous raped EVERYONE.) Then press fast forward and thats pretty much what Ghost does. When unarmed, he tends to avoid straight forward blows unless aiming for sweet spots and moves in a more disorienting manner, focusing on the limbs and head to incapacitate or kill his opponent. In general though, Ghost tends to move alot while fighting, so the best way to beat him is to restrict his movement as much as possible to limit his fighting style.

Each black chain link represents a single time Ghost has physically died since gaining his powers, and are capable of changing into a copy of his swords. They are the only known substance in any universe that are capable of channeling the Abyss Flames without disappearing.

Bio:

Sarcastic, aloof, mildly perverted, easy to please yet incredibly insightful, Ghost is one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse. Accidentally gaining the power to destroy time space when he was taken under the wing of the Sky Mother Zuzushi, Ghost is cursed with an eternal existence, meaning he can die an infinite amount of times, but he will not stay dead. Blinded the moment he gained his powers, Ghost spent centuries practicing them until he could easily identify, locate, and manipulate objects touching the air within a decent range of his person at will causing him to be almost completely immune to surprise attacks or illusions.

Ghost spent centuries focusing on his sense of hearing and on the control of his powers over air and his time space to make up for his lack of sight. The end result is an almost absolute understanding of wavelengths and frequencies of everything in the multiverse. This comprehension allows Ghost to vibrate his body at very specific frequencies that make him invisible, intangible, or capable of using his body or the air around him as a sort of sander to literally erode away anything in direct contact, making him live up to his name.

Ghost's sunglasses are specially made by his brother Scabbard. They are designed to take in the images it is exposed to in the front and project a 3D bumpy representation on the back, which Ghost can then analyze through his air displacement method. The glasses are modified to vary bumps to differentiate color, and can even replicate what it sees on screens to incredible detail. It took roughly 79 years for Ghost to get used to them, and they are constantly getting upgraded. There is rumor that you can even play solitaire on them if you know how to.

Physically limited, Ghost is rather weak and easy to take down if hit hard enough, that is if the opponent can actually hit him. He is incredibly fast and agile, capable of dodging almost any attacks without needing to augment his body in any way. He mainly deals large damage with his swords, vibrating them at frequencies that allow them to cut through anything, and by forcing his body to move at such high speeds that most mid-low level enemies cannot recover or deal with his blows. Ghost re-enforces his body with energy sporadically in order to withstand the high levels of inertia that he places himself under. Most of the time however, Ghost forces his body to naturally move at incredibly slow rates as opposed to the surrounding area as training to increase his reaction time and control over his body. It is well known around his inner circle though, that if Ghost truly does not want to get hit, he will not get hit... ever. This situation does not come often, as Ghost enjoys pushing himself with his self imposed limits to make him weaker than he actually is and does not mind losing the occasional battle.

He also has a violently severe psychological phobia of Chinese food after one incident involving take out and an incredibly strong and rare form of food poisoning forced him to literally live in a bathroom for three months, forcing him to constantly alliterating between vomiting, diarrhea, and dying of dehydration, internal bleeding, mental stress, or other, only to come back moments later to restart the process. Whenever he is even near the stuff now, he gets violent stomach cramps, sweats profusely, gains intense nausea, and starts to hallucinate. The reaction is so strong, that his body even reacts when he is temporarily dead. His siblings call this the Kung Pow Flashback.

While the rest of his family suffers from a feedback from their powers once a year, Ghost suffers from it twice a year and at an increased intensity. It is noted by his brother Scabbard that during one thirty five minute time period where Ghost experienced his recoil, he "died" on average roughly 38 times every minute due to the Abyss Flames' increased, yet unstable activity. He would not comment in the manner of Ghost's deaths.

Ghost is confirmed to be extremely suicidal despite what his personality shows. This side of him rarely reveals itself under most circumstances due to the fact that so far he has yet to come across something that can actually kill him. As such he normally avoids actions that would get himself killed (temporarily), saying "dying fucking hurts you idiot. I'm suicidal, not emo. I can prioritize, unlike those whiny morons." However if he comes across someone or something that possesses a new ability or power that he is not certain if it can kill him or not, he will allow his opponent to "kill" him once (though it would not appear like he let them) in order to see if it has the potential to truly kill him. So far there has been little luck with this tactic.

While he admits that being strong is fun, Ghost hates the fact that he cannot truly die, nor does he like the fire that he wields. He is often looked at with disdain and fear by many of the omnipotent gods in many universes, and as such often has unstable luck. He often jokes that Karma uses his unmentionables as her own punching bag. No one knows if he is actually serious.

Quotes:

1.) Enemy:"You're a monster!!"

Ghost: "And you're a prick, so I guess we're even."

2.) "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! ... I mean me."

3.) (when near Chinese food) "Make it go away... so... much... clogging. WHY MUST THE TOILET OVERFLOW IN SUCH A MANNER!?"

4.) "I hold in myself the power to destroy all existence at a whim, yet I will never feel more empty..."

5.) Some random person: You do realize that there is a fine line between genius and insanity right?

Ghost: You do realize I'm blind and can't see shit, right?

Scabbard

AKA The Legacy's Prophet

Aka The Scabbard of All

age: 2647

Height: 5'8

Weight 137 lbs

Eyes: Lightning green

Hair: Short brown hair with green tips.

Origin/ Founding concept: Tinker

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/ True Neutral (Chaotic Insane when around Fangirls)

Class and rank: God Class, A rank

Wings: Similar to Ghosts, but are metal instead of bone. At higher levels, the main wing joint becomes a ball of highly condensed green energy/fire and the talons of the wings circle around half way. The bottom of the talons mold to look like a sharp, unwinding braid that separate into the three strands at the last 2 feet.

Powers/skills:

Highly dense brain matter and access to all functions. Untempered/augmented potential Approx. 500x as smart and as quick thinking as a man with a 137 IQ

Absolute control over Electrons (not electricity)

Highly knowledgeable in programming, chemistry, biology, robotics, politics, psychology, physics, etc

One of the few who can practice Alchemy to its full potential

Has incredibly large energy reserves fueled by an emerald flame

Level 8 seal master

Wields a metal dubbed as the Parasite, which resides in his body. The metal is highly responsive to Scabbard's electron powers and more conductive than silver, allowing him to mold the substance in any way he desires inside or out of his body. Often uses in conjunction with his alchemy to change the battlefield to his advantage. Can change into any weapon as well and is very strong.

Proficient in many fighting styles and weapons, but prefers to fight at mid/long range distances with lightning and alchemy based attacks. When fighting short range, prefers changes the Parasite into the shape of a Bo staff, which can shock his opponents when hit, or simply dodging blows with the least amount of necessary effort and allows minimal contact to shock his opponent.

Missing right leg below the knee

little social skills

Bio:

Scabbard, or Scab to his family, is the typical smart man in the group, but more so than anyone else. Quiet, somewhat lazy and unmotivated, and very analytical, Scabbard is often the one that has to point out the obvious to his family when things get out of control. Usually, only when things get out of control. Due to his immense intellect and his proficiency over his electron powers, Scabbard often upgrades himself, whether it is by increasing nerve connections in his brain to make him more intellectual or adjusting his muscles to be more dense while maintaining their current flexibility and strength or adjusting his organs to perform more efficiently. Despite this, he is physically the weakest member of his family next to Ghost.

Due to his destroyed right leg, which could not be recovered or healed, Scabbard is technically the slowest of his family. Scabbard also has the worst "feel" for his powers in his family as well. However this makes him far from useless in a fight. Scabbard's brain can process information at speeds that would make most super computers shit themselves. This enables him to make up for most if not all his deficiencies. With his massive understanding of pretty much anything that physically exists, Scabbard can use his powers over electrons, his immense intellect, his parasite, to perform alchemy to pretty much control the world around him if needed to, usually in the form of countless metal spikes that shoot out of the ground at incredible speeds that have no limit to how long they can extend. His skills in electrons and his high energy reserves also allow him to be a bit... excessive at times if he wants to. With such skills, he made a fake robotic leg that acts like a normal human leg. However said prosthetic will never be as strong or as durable as a super powered humans leg. It is also rumored that he actually hides the bulk of his energy somewhere else so he does not become drunk on power and become sloppy.

Scabbard's most powerful skill is channeling an obscene number of electrons into a single sword extending from his wrist. These electrons would not flow, but stay in place. The result would be a blade that emits enough magnetic force to destroy or throw off almost anything. It is so powerful that Scabbard first has to emit a special electrical field around him and the area he is fighting to prevent any adverse effects to the surrounding areas. (physics fact: if a small car was made of pure electrons, its existence would throw the earth significantly off balance) The technique is called Schrodinger due to the fact that even though the electron's are in the shape of a sword, it deals damage in a different manner, causing a controversy on whether it should be called a sword in the first place.

Despite his immense intellect, Scabbard made the mistake at some point to try to understand Fangirls in order to exploit them for the immense energy they seem to emit. He disappeared, only to be found four years later at an anime convention in a girl's academy dress with a wig and make up on trying to buy some yaoi for his collection. The entire family was too scared to find out what happened to him exactly. It took another five years to get him back to normal. Since then, if he ever gets near a fangirl in one of their moments, Scabbard starts to dry heave, sweat profusely, panic, and in some cases attacks the source of his torment without restraint. Magical girls are the worst cases. Whenever he loses a major bet, the rest of the family often forces Scabbard to do something relating to the abominations much to his dismay and their immense entertainment.

Another noticeable moment was when Scabbard went into his mad scientist human animal hybrid phase. To make a long story short, Scabbard accidentally gave everyone in his family except their sister Shadow an animal transformation that was added to their list of powers. Ghost became a two tailed black cat with white tribal designs, Waltz became a large brown falcon with blue tinges, Crypt became a crow with red tinges and scythe shaped tail feathers (he has since altered the change to a chicken, to everyone enjoyment, especially Crypt's who to this day occasionally freaks out random strangers as the mysterious demon chicken of doom), and Scabbard became a large gray wolf with some lightning green mixed in, his back right leg was still missing. When he is like this, Scabbard prefers to be called Fenrir or Kirin. Out of the rest of his family, only Scabbard and Ghost actually use their animal transformations in a somewhat frequent basis to achieve goals.

Quotes:

1.) "Did I give you the impression that you could win? My most sincere apologies..."

2.) "FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!"

3.) "Predictable."

4.) "There are only two living life forms that have more complicated thought processes than I do. Crypt... and Fan girls. Neither of which I will be making the mistake of trying to make sense out of again..."

Crypt

AKA The Devil's Collection

AKA The Genocide Architect

AKA Ink Blood

AKA that crazy guy over there

age: 2647

Height: 6'2

Weight 167 lbs

Eyes: blood red

Hair: Ratty Shoulder length black hair

Origin/ Founding Concept: Motion

Alignment: Chaotic Insane (Lawful Evil when Sane)

Class and rank: God Class, B rank

Wings: Standard Black Demonic wings with red where the bones are. Blood leaks through the membrane though. At higher levels, the colours reverse and the red parts are on fire with blood red flames

Powers/skills:

Absolute control of his blood or anyone else's blood that mixes with his. This includes extreme regeneration, moving his blood outside his body, controlling people who have his blood in them, increasing blood flow, rapid reproduction of lost blood... etc

Earth manipulation, can move earth in many forms and shapes, can sort/organize elements in the earth

Level 10 Seal Master (only non special born seal master to be considered to be a level 11)

Wields the Third Fang, A cursed black scythe that constantly thirsts for and drinks blood, even from its own wielder... making it perfect for Crypt. Can adjust its size depending on how much blood it has consumed, including length of the shaft, length of the blade, power of the blade, position of the blade and other small examples. Said to be the only sentient weapon wielded by the group, the Third Fang often acts on its own occasionally, showing up randomly and nicking people when they least expect it to get more blood in its system. The weapon can also hold blood, in the case that Crypt's body is destroyed, the weapon is often forgotten, so it can leak out the blood stored and Crypt can regenerate himself. The Amethyst on the bottom of the shaft is said to hold the blood of fighters who have intrigued Crypt over the years, but few actually know why...

Can combine his Blood and Earth powers to create "earth puppets", zombie like constructs that range in size and shape. Can also mix in his Blood Flames to give them extra powers.

Uses his blood for his seals, making him one of the few beings in existence that actually make and use seals in direct combat. Due to the potency of his blood by being not only a God class being, but one whose powers are focused on blood, his seals are among the most powerful in existence on average.

Clinically insane 95 percent of the time.

Highly Accomplished Hematologist and Geologist.

Bio:

Crypt is crazy. No if's and's or but's about it. One look at the guy conveys the message: messy hair, rough appearance, straight jacket trench coat, long canines... the list goes on for a while. The guy didn't handle immortality as well as everyone else. Easily the lowest ranked out of the main family due to his mental limitations, Crypt has little say in most matters, mainly because most of the things he says are complete gibberish. The only time the family does take him seriously is when the topic is in an area of his expertise: blood, fighting, earth, fighting, seals, fighting, fighting and fighting. The general idea is that the more Crypt is on topic with the things he says, the more you should listen. When it seems like Crypt is dead on with something, either its a coincidence, or Crypt's true persona is out in the open.

Crypt's true persona is a sadistic, homicidal, cunning, bloodthirsty, yet sophisticated warrior (think Alucard from Hellsing). The better a fight seems to be, the more he comes up. Crypt enjoys a good fight, a good challenge with new elements in it to keep his blood flowing, both in and out of his body. Despite his blood thirsty nature, Crypt HATES those who pick on the weak... although for completely different reasons than the normal do-gooder: He doesn't like those who flaunt their powers on those they can easily beat. There's just no point. If you have power, use it on a good fight, don't waste it on some weakling to make yourself feel better. To most people's surprise, Crypt often lets his strongest opponents that don't irritate him that much live, simply so that he can fight them again later and have something to look forward to.

Crypt's seal making hobby has an interesting beginning. Due to the fact that he often appeared as some kind of demon incarnate, Crypt was often getting sealed away for the first few hundred years after he got his powers by some random priest or nomad or whatever. After the 17th time of getting sealed away, Crypt had enough of it and finally decided to learn sealing... just to get out of the damn prisons and get on with his life. It turned out that Crypt had a knack for sealing, even though he was not one of those who were born to be high level seal masters. He quickly went up the levels until he made level 10, earning much attention in the sealing community. This was partially due to his blood, which he uses in almost all his seals. It is known that his blood is a class S sealing formula, one of the most highly potent mediums in existence, causing his seals to be something of legend, even among the level 11 community. His ability to move his blood freely outside his body and the ability to regenerate any lost blood only make him more dangerous, seeing that if his opponents are not careful, they could walk right into a dangerous trap, which could include fire, spikes, exploding, being paralyzed, being crushed, having your soul ripped from your body, etc, etc.

Crypt's trench coat straight jacket was made by himself, to make his fights better and longer. How he does some everyday tasks... either no one knows, or the ones who do know have taken a vow of silence to never reveal such disturbing information to protect the public.

Despite not being able to use his arms except in the most dire circumstances, Crypt is still far from weak. Crypt is extremely flexible and unpredictable, so it is hard to predict how he will move next. He is able to wield the Third Fang with his mouth and neck with uncanny precision and accuracy, often catching his opponents off guard with his odd and different movements. His long canines actually serve a purpose, as they allow him to draw blood from his lips rather easily so he can spread his blood around quickly for his seals and traps. Crypt also has decent earth manipulating abilities, but most are restricted by the lack of arms.

One of his most unique abilities is the creation of his constructs. Earth dolls that have been given temporary life with his blood. These puppets can range in size from a medium sized dog, to a 500 meter tall earth dragon that breathes fire, and he can make several of them at once if he wanted to...

Quotes:

1.) "I have an eternal rivalry with the floor!! Its the ceiling of opposite world!!"

2.) "DemonChickenofDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!"

3.) "Am I a pretty girl?"

4.) "Fighting the weak is something the weak would do. There is no challenge or fun in such trivial endeavors. I want someone strong to fight! Let my blood race with excitement and both our blood rain from the heavens!! Give me a FEAST!!"

Waltz

Aka: The Guardian of Tears

Aka: The Eyes of Stone

Aka: The Red Flood

Aka: Elder Palebark

age: 2647

Height: 7'2 (when not hunched over)

Weight 213 lbs

Eyes: dark stone blue

Hair: Long grizzly gray hair and beard (both reaching mid chest), with some strands of black hair mixed in.

Origin/ Founding Concept: Preservation

Alignment: Lawful Good/ Neutral Good/ Chaotic Good (Chaotic insane when angered)

Class and rank: God Class, S rank

Wings: Angelic feather wings with a blue tinge. At higher levels, all the feathers fall off to become swords and the wings erupt in flames that match his eye color

Powers/skills:

Life enforcement: Capable of empowering any and all forms of life to extreme levels, often used to heal others and strengthen himself.

Water manipulator: Capable of controlling all forms of water and water based liquids near him, and can transform and control its various forms as well (ice, mist) . Cannot produce his own though. Often uses water to create hexagonal Ice barriers that are capable of withstanding almost any form of attack. Said barriers can interlock to become larger barriers and are also used to attack and detain enemies.

Extreme control: Has greatest feeling or "presence" of powers in existence, re-enforced by his azure flame.

Absolute strength: A combination of his extreme control, life enforcement, and water manipulation powers has enabled Waltz to become literally the strongest being in existence. Using just one of the mentioned skills to enhance his strength is enough to crush giant boulders with incredible ease. Using all three at once at one of his higher tiers of power is enough to send shock waves that could easily be heard around a planet several dozen times... if they haven't felt the shock first.

Plant Manipulation: Trusted with a fragment of a sacred tree roughly 1000 years before the start of "Yet again", Waltz is the only non-plant organism on the council of roots, an organization of the most powerful plant spirits that manages a majority of major botanical issues in many universes. His council name is Elder Pale Bark, something the rest of his family rarely leaves him alone about. Said fragment is a 6.5 foot long wooden staff that enables him to manipulate all plant life that is near him without question. He cannot crate new plants that do not exist and it takes too much energy to create loads of plants just seeds, but he does not really use this power often unless he is surviving in the wilderness or is trying to apprehend someone without drawing attention to himself.

God's Tear: A large, 6 foot long sword whose blade is shaped like half a drop of water that supposedly wields powers that even Ghost and Zuzushi are afraid of. No one speaks of what the sword can do, and Waltz almost never uses it.

Level 7 seal master

Experienced Botanist and Medical practitioner

Bio:

Waltz is the conscience of the family. Though technically he is the same age as his brothers, everyone is more comfortable calling him gramps or old man due to his Grandfather like personality and appearance, which his is unable to change unlike the rest of his family. In many cases, he is considered a pussy by a good portion of his family, unwilling to go out on a limb in many occasions and looking for the least amount of trouble to solve most of his problems, always a pacifist... unless something that he greatly dislikes crosses his path.

At one point in his life, after the chaos involving Shadow was dealt with, Waltz was in charge of an orphanage, unable to produce a family of his own due to his body's condition. He had met a woman who was as old as he looked and her granddaughter who shared his views on life. They were soon married and took care of abandoned children together happily... until several gangs took over the town that they were residing in. The orphanage never started any trouble and due to his connections with Scabbard, Waltz never had any real financial issues. That however, was when the red flood incident occurred.

Waltz was out one day doing some errands when several of the gangs out of sheer stupidity invaded the orphanage, brutally murdering the children and raping Waltz' adopted granddaughter before murdering her as well. Upon his arrival, Waltz went feral, unleashing the full scope of his power on the seaside village and causing a mass genocide so bloody and cruel that even Crypt winced upon hearing the details. Ghost and Scabbard were nearby when they saw their brother go feral. It took the pair over two days of constant fighting to pin and calm down the enraged Waltz, however the man was still not satisfied, and soon afterward went to all the gang's branches in other towns and brutally murdered all the members. When he finally killed the last gang member, he collapsed crying hysterically and staring at his bloodstained hands. He spent the next 130 years in a self made prison, not bothering to come out to see the light of day in penance for the horror he had committed. He later told his family that he could not tell what gave him more nightmares, seeing his wife and children brutally murdered bodies thrown out in front of him like ragdolls, or turning around after his revenge was complete and seeing the unspeakable horrors he had committed in his self justified rage.

Ever since that event, Waltz has never raised a hand against a child, even if they are clearly an enemy. He has great difficulty seeing one in pain, even if they know what they are doing. This has raised many complaints from his family, but Waltz knows that they just care for his well being.

The family have however, managed to twist his logic so that he can properly... train... students without much issue... to him of course, not the students.

Waltz is proficient in all ranges of battle, but he prefers to attack from a distance due to his overwhelming strength having a habit of... killing his opponents... uncomfortably easily. He prefers to use his ice barriers to fight for him, defending and knocking around his enemies to a sufficient degree. He is able to make airtight domes with these barriers as well, which can potentially kill his opponents as well by rapidly enlarging or compressing it with his opponents inside, using the change in pressure to cause them to explode or be crushed... but he doesn't use that skill often unless he is trying to control Crypt.

Waltz is Crypt's designated keeper, seeing as he is the only one that can keep him in place with his barriers and is also the only one who can heal those unfortunate enough to get in the way of his "merry making." It should be noted that while Waltz is a pacifist, he has absolutely no issue maiming Crypt, punching him with a good portion of his strength or trapping him inside one of his barriers and shaking it like a rattle with him inside or bashing it against the ground repeatedly. He is also rather dry and sarcastic when regarding the rest of his family despite his polite demeanor when talking to everyone else.

Quotes:

"The scariest thing about revenge is not what it tuns you into. It is when you finally get your revenge... and turn around."

"This is my family: the pervert, the anti socialite, the homicidal nutjob, and the sugar addicted preteen that hit puberty early. Where's a stroke when you need one?"

"You really don't want to fight me up close."

Shadow

Aka: The Second Origin

Aka: The Voice of Zuzushi

Aka: The Midget

age: 2643

Height: 5'9

Weight 139 lbs

Eyes: Emerald/Grass green, changes to Ice blue when using more power

Hair: Long black hair that changes from wavy to straight depending on how much care Shadow puts into it that morning

Origin/ Founding Concept: Production

Alignment: True Neutral/ Chaotic Neutral

Class and rank: True God class. There is no rank for True God classes

Wings: If any, Dragonic.

Powers/skills:

Absolute shadow manipulation. Able to control any shadows she has been in contact with in a base radius of 3 miles when not focusing.

Able to transform said shadows into any physical shape or form she wishes. Becomes more potent if she has more detailed knowledge of what she trying to mould her shadows into.

Is surprisingly intelligent despite her extraordinarily childish personality and possesses a PHD in animal and insect biology, standard geology, chemistry, medical science, botany, and crystallography (study of crystals). Is also well versed in poisons.

Able to turn her body into shadows and travel from shadow to shadow instantly and be nearly undetectable.

Using some of Zuzushi's power, can convert her shadow constructs into permanent fixtures in reality while still maintaining some form of control over them.

Able to convert portions or all of her body into ones similar to Zuzushi's to aid her fighting style (claws, scales, etc.)

Has exceptional base physical statistics despite her thin stature and is rather skilled in all forms and ranges of fighting, though she does not have a particular specialty.

Is a level 9 Seal master.

Can release her tenant at any time she wishes and has full mastery over her power... but she does not like or need to use that much power often.

Has an exceptionally large sweet tooth.

Is very sensitive about her age and her looks.

WARNING! POSSESSES IMPOSSIBLY SHORT TEMPER! DO NOT ANGER!!

Does not wield any special fire

Bio:

Despite being the youngest member of the "Family" Shadow is arguably the strongest out of all of them with the exception of Ghost. Unlike the other members, Shadow, who instead of receiving a portion of Zuzushi's fire received the entire dragon goddess herself, had to undergo an incubation period of 1000 years in order to get her body under control. Sticking to Merphy's law however, Zuzushi got very bored around 700 years into the process and decided to burst Shadow out of the giant glacier that she had sealed her container in, and lots of shit happened.

After dealing with the chaos going around in the area and helping the rest of the family seal away the third True God (Who had at one point managed to seduce her, much to her shame and her brothers' entertainment), Shadow finally managed to go forward with her education, revealing the true scope of her intelligence and skills. Even though she is among the stronger members of her family, she still does not have the patience or the experience to lead them around much without causing one of them to complain. Because she was originally the little sister of the group and because she is mentally 700 years younger than them, she is always being treated as a little girl (or little "it". An inside joke is that Shadow has no gender due to her tomboyish nature) by the rest of the family. However, she is extraordinarily sensitive about her actual age and will violently lash out at anyone who points it out. This has spread into her looks as well, however her reactions are nowhere near as severe.

Being the talented individual she is, Shadow is proficient in all forms of combat. While she does not truly excel in any particular area (other than shadow manipulation), her skill in general is so high that only those who are extraordinarily talented and powerful in their personal field can beat her so long as she is playing their own game. It is said that Ghost is the only one to constantly beat her every time they fight because he is too fast, creative, and evasive for her to be able to change the pacing of the fight to her favor, though Waltz in particular has on occasion proven himself to be her equal at times as well.

The main reason why Shadow is known as a True God is due to her ability to "create all from none", or to be able to make permanent fixtures in reality from her shadows, as opposed to Ghost's power to turn all to nothing. Animals, elements, liquids, gasses, stones, metals, crystals, medicines, plants, Shadow's education has enabled her to create almost anything she wishes at will, which is where her nickname The Second Origin comes from. What truly makes Shadow's ability unique is that unlike other seemingly God like entities, Shadow has absolutely no limit in what she can create be it quality, quantity, power, ability, or simply the size of whatever she is making at the time. Once again however, Shadow feels that this power is a bit "cheep" and doesn't use it unless she has to or unless she's putting on a magic show.

She is still talked about in one village where she pulled a giraffe with male strippers on its back out of a hat when at a bar mitzvah after party.

Shadow's relationship with her tenant is sisterly. Because both females are childish in personality and have rather similar senses of humor, it isn't uncommon to see them just lounging around and joking... or see them trying to pounce their latest "random victim of the day" target. Despite that however, Shadow respects Zuzushi and her power immensely has long since known where the line is drawn with her tenant. She always goes out of her way to never cross it unless Ghost or two of the other family members are nearby for backup. The results would be catastrophic if she tried otherwise.

Quotes:

"If you go into my room there is only 1 rule. You can trash my bed, you can tear my clothes, you can shit on my carpet, but Zuzushi help you if you even THINK about touching my candy closet I will do things to you that will make all the demon gods and kings worship my name and fear me for the next 1000 years."

"Sorry, Zuzushi and I have a contract. She doesn't reveal any of my personal secrets and I don't start watching all the mind scarring things the Japanese post on the internet again to torture her for my own amusement."

"WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LAST KLONDIKE BAR!!!???"

"So what do you want to fight against? A million armed men? Some giant robots? Demons? Angels? Please don't leave me in suspense, I'm absolutely giddy to see how this show turns out. Please don't disappoint me, my entertainment.

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