"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions..." A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he's bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.

26 Oneshots of Tony!Whump and Hurt!Tony with Comfort from all members of the team. Each letter of the alphabet, A to Z, is a different prompt (Chapter 1, A for Asphyxiation, for example). ACCEPTING PROMPTS! NO SLASH in this story, even though i do ship Stony, so check out my later works. (Rated T for language and themes)

COMPLETE Sequel to Captain America Civil War. Tony is arrested for Steve's crimes, and an unexpected enemy kidnaps and tortures him for information about his missing teammates. Will the Avengers reunite, or will their empire be toppled once and for all? WHUMP, BROMANCE, HURT/COMFORT

Jim's impulse to do a little remodeling while Blair's at a conference goes awry. Unhappy Blair/angst.

Face and Hannibal have been having trouble communicating lately... something that may just get one of them killed. Rated T, but there is a few curse words in it and some non-graphic torture, so just be warned.

A few weeks into his new job as a detective in Major Crimes, Blair is trying to be 'perfect'.

Sandburg opens his office door and discovers someone has left him a very unpleasant gift…a dead body!

Jim's not fine. (Missing scene from Star Trek Beyond, just after Spock pulls Jim into the swarm ship.) Gen fic, but can be seen as K/M pre-slash.

AU of Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark. Lassiter ends up having to talk Shawn into doing something other than dying on the forest floor, and everything ends with a very uncomfortable and awkward heart to heart moment between them. Three-shot.

Logan asks Max and Alec to investigate a very unusual death and things get complicated. Try it out, bail if you don't like. Short(ish) story. MA.

A sadistic killer wants to test Peter's abilities as an agent. What's the best motivation to get Peter to "play along?" To take Neal, of course! Lots of Neal whump, some Peter whump, and lots of worried Peter angst! Now COMPLETE! Rated T for violence and language.

Napoleon, Gaby and Illya are sent to Johannesburg by Waverly to meet with a contact and collect some information. After the mission, they are supposed to relax and enjoy their time in Johannesburg but thanks to Napoleon, things are not going to be that simple...

It's desperation that causes Illya to do something he had tried to do the first time he met Napoleon: he breaks one of his ribs. Shameless Napoleon!Whump!

COMPLETE Every night a photoshopped pic of Spencer Reid bruised, bleeding, & broken is sent to Hotch, Morgan, JJ, Garcia, & Rossi. It happens so often that eventually the team stops panicking about it. It's when they let their guard down that Reid goes missing, & the next image is REAL. Hurt / comfort, friendship, angst. Reid & Hotch father/son, Reid & Morgan bromance

Questioning the wrong people rarely leads to the right answers. When their HYDRA captors fail to see that, Steve and Tony are left facing grim odds as the water keeps on rising and there is no way out.

In a mission gone wrong, Napoleon is taken hostage and Illya is left with a terrible choice. Featuring Napoleon whump and much brooding from our favorite Russian giant.

Napoleon is called on a solo mission to Cairo. Of course, Illya and Gaby tag along despite orders not to. It's a good thing, too. Featuring whumped Solo, angry angsty Illya, annoyed Gaby, and lots of bromance in the form of Russian terms of endearment. T for blood and Russian cursing. One-shot.

It wasn't a typical rescue mission, but it was a rescue mission nonetheless. He was going to get in, find the girl and get her out. At least it was the plan. But sometimes, things just don't go according to plans! Those times, everyone has to improvise and just hope for the best and... Well, pray a little. /Set in season 11. Rated M for some violent scenes. Heed the warning!/

COMPLETE The founders of S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy created the Hydra Games to test their field agents, but it's a deadly different challenge when they're infiltrated by the REAL Hydra. Featuring Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, and Thor. Hurt / comfort, angst, bromance, family, team fic. Tony!WHUMP Clint!WHUMP Steve!WHUMP Bruce!WHUMP Thor!WHUMP

What do you do when you're trapped, cut off with no chance of fighting your way free? Post-finale. MA.

With one member fighting for his life, the team walks into a whole can of worms they never saw coming in hopes of saving their team member.

Where's everybody when Tony needs help? And just who's out there to take him out? Gibbs is at a loss about what to do and like he doesn't have a hard enough time fixing things with his SFA, he has to face some inner demons, as well and that might just be the end of Tony! /Set in season 10. Rated T for Language!/ Case-fic!

"I can fix this, Quill; just you watch. I can fix this. We'll be out of here in no time." Rocket rambles because he's afraid if he doesn't, he'll suddenly realize how totally and utterly screwed they are. No slash, just bromance with tons of Quill!whump! :D

Torture, mutilation, murder ... they thought Azari's death was the end of it. But Gibbs and Tony caught the wrong man's attention, and for them, the nightmare is just beginning. Follow-up to 6x05 Nine Lives. Gen. COMPLETE.

Gibbs has run off to Mexico, Director Shepherd is running an operation built solely on revenge and Tony's starting to wonder where his loyalties actually lie. He needs back up. He needs it now.

Short TAG to Crescent City Part 2 because HELLO the voodoo doll thing went nowhere and it so needs some immediate use.

You can't just say things and then take them back or act like you haven't said anything! It just doesn't work that way. Words can cut deeper than knives and can leave permanent scars on one's soul. And maybe that's it; maybe Tony has finally had enough. /Set in season 10. Rated T for Language!/ Case-fic!

What happens when Tony and McGee are abducted, and DiNozzo Senior shows up to find Gibbs caring for his injured son? Takes place circa S9 or S10. Tony & Gibbs father/son/H/C. Lil bit o' Sr & Jr H/C. Loads of Tony & Tim friendship and whump.

Tony Stark was always small, but this was ridiculous! When Tony is hit by a spell that shrinks him to six inches tall, he trusts that his team will take care of him, only to discover that his trust might be misplaced... Of course, maybe they didn't feel as obligated to watch out for him since he wasn't really an Avenger.

A murder takes place. The body is identified as a Pearson Spector employee, a detective goes to the firm to break the news. Hurt! Harvey, Hurt Donna, Hurt Jessica, (sort of hurt mike)

"It's the greatest ship ever built." His voice cracks, and he tells himself it's because he's been speaking for probably days now and he's thirsty and his throat is probably bleeding and Bones will kill him, goddamit, Jim – A tear leaks out of the corner of his eye. "I want to go home." He whispers.

Aftermath of Ep 3.08 Under Covers and before Ep. 3.12 Boxed In. Tony is injured during the undercover op with Ziva. With a broken jaw...will Tony survive all of the TLC his friends try to give him? Hilarity ensues. Written as a "Get Well Soon Present" for HPDorkFreakAZoid. Rated T just to be safe. Some questionable language, but nothing bad. One shot. Complete.

A new agent is on loan from another department and Tony's jealous, or so it would seem.

Set in season 1. Daniel Jackson has a smart mouth. It occasionally gets him in trouble. It even occasionally gets him in trouble on purpose. Apparently he's pretty convinced it's a character flaw - some of the time. Jack and Daniel friendship. Hurt/Comfort, humor, and sweetness. Oneshot.

"Tony really hated magic. Guns and skilled assassins, Tony could handle, but having his own teammates turned against him because they thought he was the enemy? He had to draw the line there." After a fight with the Enchantress, Tony is left badly injured, but no one knows what happened. The problem? He refuses to tell anyone the truth.

Jim is bored in Sickbay. Jim tries to break out of Sickbay. Jim pisses a lot of people off while trying to break out of Sickbay, and learns a few things about the people that care for him. Visits from a couple of Spocks facilitate the process. One-Shot, post STID. Spoilers ahead.

AU. Spoilers to Episode 1.20 Missing. Alternate ending. Tony's in worse shape than anybody thought when he comes out of the sewers. Luckily Gibbs is there to help him out-in more ways than one. Friendship fic, no slash. This story is not part of any series. Rated K.

Co-written by Laine3112. Gibbs' loyalty to an old friend has disastrous results. Father/son undertone.

...or rather, had it taken from him. When Jack commits one prank too many, North takes matters (read: Jack's staff) into his own hands. It's just supposed to be confiscated for a day or two - - a short punishment - - but there's a new villain who's quite willing to take this oppurtunity to strike. Jack is POWERLESS. No slash, 10-shot plus epilogue, now complete! Enjoy!

After a gruelling case, the team is taken off rotation for a short break. But when they come back, Tony is not as he seems. Is he hiding something or have his lives finally run out? Hurt!Tony. Not Slash.

Companion piece to chapter 5 of Broken, or: Other legends aren't so fond of Jack Frost becoming a Guardian. Rated T cause of blood, that and I'm paranoid.

When Tony gets shot Gibbs has to push back his anger and figure out who's responsible. Is it connected with the case they're working, or was the hit personal? Tony whump, and angst for Gibbs and the rest of the team. This isn't a death fic and I don't do slash or pairings. I'm a new writer to NCIS fanfic but not to FF, so I hope you like!

Ziva returns to the US after the events in Aliyeh, but finds the consequences for Rivkin and her actions aren't what she expected. Not for Ziva fans. Tony whump/Gibbs support. AU.

Pitch has one thing on his mind: Revenge. He has finally figured out how to bring about the destruction of Jack Frost, and he makes the Guardians watch. One Shot.

Jack was injured more then he thought. He needs help, and the Winds think Bunnymund can provide it. Brotherly love fic. Two-shot.

Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.

Five times Jack had to fix his staff, and the one time he didn't need to.

Tony finds himself in the middle of dangerous situation with no weapon and no way out. With nothing but his wits and the team stuck on the outside, can he and Gibbs get out in time? Sequel to Being Careful.

The five worst days in the year that Harvey and Mike are getting to know each other. Five awful incidents that go a long way to forging a life-long friendship. 5: Someone with a vendetta against Harvey decides to take his frustrations out on Harvey's brother and his associate. Mike and Josh are kidnapped, and Harvey is forced to choose which of them will live.

Co-written by Laine3112. An old secret comes between Tony and Gibbs and puts Tony in danger. Events on the show since this story was posted have turned it AU.

Alec should have guessed that his day was going to go downhill from the moment Normal started singing. How was he supposed to get them out alive, if he could barely keep himself standing? AU to the siege at Jam Pony during Freak Nation. Light Alec/Max.

...And one time it really wasn't. Just some flustered Coulson trying to reign in an eccentric man with too much time on his hands, too much money in his pockets, and too much intelligence in his brain.

Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.

Few people ever see inside Tony Stark; fewer still can stomach what they find. So Tony hides, closing all the doors, using charm and confidence as armor when he's not in the suit. To his horror, Steve somehow manages to see inside him anyway.

There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.

Follows Freak Nation. The transgenics build a community in TC, even as the siege continues. The pressure throws Max and Alec together, building grudging friendship into true affection and maybe more, but these are dangerous times, the heart is fragile...

After leaving the hospital, Gibbs accompanies Maddie to her mother's home in Oakland, unaware that Tony has become critically ill. Tony/Gibbs Father/Son TAG for S5 Episode Requiem.

... And one time he wasn't fast enough. NO character death

When Jim attracts a crazy stalker, Blair is the one in danger. Can Jim save his friend, catch the stalker, and get a handle on his feelings before it's too late? PreSlash/Slash Lite. Set in Season Two.

"Harvey Specter was the best damn closer in all of New York, but he never knew how much it cost to be there until the day that one little pup wandered into the midst of the big dogs and ended up saving his ass."

"And McGee wanted to cry and laugh at the same time. This was so Tony." Tony puts his life on the line to protect McGee and little Samuel Collins- and McGee has to hear every part of it. Competent! & Whump!Tony, Tim's reflection on his partner

Mike had been shot. Mike had pushed him out of the way and taken a bullet meant for him. Mike had been shot in the chest. Oh noez! O.o

Tony is the target of a foreign government and it's what they want that could cost him his life.

Tony goes to talk to someone unexpected. Dead Air episode-related.

Jim and Blair find themselves in a tenuous position.

When Face becomes sick, the team find themselves in a race against time and odds before it's too late... Team fic, with warnings for language.

"Well...looks like...I've...finally...run out...Boss," he gasped quietly in the direction of the small opening. "And what is it you've run out of DiNozzo?" The gruff voice sounded just that bit scared, and rightly so. Tony smiled grimly. "Al...mosts."

Follows on from 'Getting Down' - Once again Daniel has trouble getting down - this time from the ceiling of the Gate room R&R please

Set pre-series. An investigation into the theft of Marine weapons leads Gibbs and Tony into a life and death struggle when the hunters become the hunted. CO-WRITTEN WITH LAINE3112

Written for The Vampire Act; Hotch and Reid find themselves in a grotto on Christmas Eve. If only Santa was there and not Carter Lowell, a deranged UnSub with a penchant for dressing shop windows.

It's SOP Standard Operating Procedure , except there was nothing standard about being shot, trapped and possibly hunted down within NCIS. Being locked in also means you can't get out.

Reid disappears at a house the team is searching, and only he knows how close, yet so far, the team is to finding him.

The team goes to Africa when three Naval officers turn up dead. One of the agents will end up fighting for their life... and in a case back home, the team must fight the clock to find a serial killer...

When Logan and Max gave up on looking for the cure, Max felt herself falling and waiting for someone to catch her. Little did she realize until it was almost too late that Alec had been holding her up the whole time.

Gibbs is reportedly killed while on assignment. Can Tony find out what really happened? Is the Lead Agent even dead? Tony doesn't think so. When DiNozzo gets in trouble, who will save him? Gibbs/Tony/Jackson-Father/Son themes.

Set pre-series. Something is bothering Gibbs' new agent, but will DiNozzo be the one case Gibbs can't crack? Warnings for disturbing images/themes.

When the team is captured Tony makes himself a target for torture but Gibbs ends up being the one who needs rescuing.

Sometimes it's just not enough to kill... Tony and Gibbs centric-NOT slash

Tony risks his life to save Vance's children during an explosion. Can Gibbs, Vance, and the team work together to protect Tony from terrorists set on revenge? Will Vance ever see beyond the image to the person Tony really is? Papa Gibbs.

Tony did get a taste of that peruvian steel blade after all. Gibbs isn't happy. Ziva is downright angry. Chip is creepy. Under Covers AU - slight TIVA; PoppaGibbs; H/C

When an attack happens in one of the elevators in NCIS headquarters, Gibbs and his team are shocked to discover that Tony is the victim of the crime. Now they have to figure out who would want to hurt him or whether he is even alive. Now complete!

Tag to Season One's "Enigma" born out of a single line from that episode. And too much wine, apparently. I don't even drink wine... In short, it's kind of sappy.

Who's playing pranks on the detectives in Cascade's Major Crimes Division? And who will be the first real victim when those pranks become crimes in truth? A short ficlet from Blair's POV. Originally "X Marks the Spot," Oct 2004 .

A journey across two worlds leaves the team in deep trouble. Revised and all in one chapter with a part 2 to come soon

When Jim, Blair and Simon are abandoned in the desert, it will take all of Jim's skills to save his guide

When Tony DiNozzo stumbles upon a murder at a Naval office, he is shot and left for dead. Gibbs soon discover that Tony has gotten involved in something bigger than a murder case.

The time has come to take all the recycled goods Blair has been hoarding to the recycling center. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Written for "My Mongoose Ezine". Link to the ezine's 'gendex' is included in the author's notes.

Simon wants to use Blair as bait to catch a violent criminal. Complete.

After the press conference, Blair decides it's time to move on but discovers that the past isn't always left behind.

Grocery shopping wasn't supposed to be dangerous.

Gibbs wasn't known for his patience with new recruits. But then he had never recruited anyone in the same circumstances as DiNozzo. Even so, the transfer from Baltimore PD to Washington NCIS doesn't exactly run smoothly.

Just why did Jackson Gibbs give Tony that nice sweater in "Heartland"? Many Spoilers for the Season 6 episode.

Jim, Blair and Simon get away for a ski trip. Things are complicated by an avalanche. Originally posted on SentinelAngst.

Blair's just having one of those days.

When Jim is mugged by a drug-addicted teenager it's Blair who pays the price.

A visit to an old army friend not only drags up memories for Jim, but leaves him fighting for Blair's life. I must apologise for the bad formatting in the original post. I didn't realise that all the breaks had vanished. It should all be fixed now.

A devastating injury forces Jim and Blair to revisit the relationship between sentinel and guide.

Post ‘His Brother’s Keeper.’ When Steven sets out to enlist his brother’s help with a family problem he unknowingly starts a chain of events that leaves Blair’s life hanging by a thread.

Ben was thrown out by Abigal just before unlocking a secret that might lead to another treasure. Trying to confirm this, he goes to Riley only to find his apartment ransacked, blood on the floor, and a note. Can Ben save Riley before Ian gets his revenge?

A bitter argument takes a rather dramatic turn when Riley falls through a patch of thin ice...Riley/Ben friendship fluff! Hurt/comfort goodness galore! Hope you like it!

It's early days in the Sentinel-Guide relationship and both Jim and Blair have a lot to learn.

Blair's having a really bad night

Another heist goes bad and Alec and Max run into trouble. Really bad summary. Hopefully the story is better. Sorry.

Max, Alec, the cure, a hostage situation... MA.

Blair's late... again

When Blair runs into trouble, the whole gang uses their own unique skills to help Jim find him.

An April Fool's joke goes awry, leaving Blair in danger and Jim unaware.

Blair's week at the loft is up and he's leaving.

Max pushed Alec away, afraid of her feelings. But when an act of neglect ends in disaster, she is forced to be honest with herself.

Blair just wants Jim to listen. COMPLETE

A simple game of Hide and Seek gets mixed up in the Sandburg Zone.

Alec is critically injured while on a mission to get the cure. Max comes to realize her true feelings for Alec, but is it too late? It's not your average Cure fic, people. I promise. Final chapter is rated a soft M, just to be safe.

Show no fear, Blair, he told himself. Show no fear and maybe you can talk your way out of this.

Tony and McGee are transporting a prisoner when they experience car trouble. Part 4 up

What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.

Don, Charlie and the team are held hostage by a radical antigovernment group. Rated T for some violence and bad language. Episodic fic.

Takes place right after the episode The Debt. Jim acts like a jerk.

What might have happened in the sewers, instead of what was in the episode. Spoilers for Vendetta.

O'Neill and Teal'c must race against time to save Carter and Daniel who find themselves in a race all their own.

Quite possibly the largest multifandom crossover ever written... Jesse makes the rounds.

Story Complete! When Jesse's meds get switched, his life spirals out of control. I'm a feedback addict. Please support me.

Story complete! Steve goes undercover and Jesse gets caught up in the danger. Thanks for all the wonderful support!

New summary, old story, final chapter up Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if the whole world were against you? If Alec ever did, he's sorry now.

My version of events after Evolution, Pt 1. Whumped Daniel/Awesome Jack. Action/Adventure, Drama, Angst, H/C