Hello. :3 Since you've decided to click on my profile, I'll tell you about myself:
Oh yeah, to give you a heads up, I used to be called Kitty-Tengu-Uchiha. But then I changed it, since I got bored.
Name: You can call me Kitty, Kat, or Kit-Kat. :D
Age: Do you really want to know?
Gender: Female.
About me: I'm usually a very cheerful girl who's always smiling. :D Although sometimes I feel the exact opposite on the inside. I hide my real feelings at times...
I'm an otaku. Well, mostly a Naruto otaku since I spend so much time on the Naruto forums. XP I'm a big fan of vampires and mythology in general. Not Twilight though, Twilight sucks.
Manga/Anime I've watched/read: (Haven't completed all of these)
Naruto/Naruto Shippuden
Death Note
Bleach
One Piece
Code Geass
Full Moon wo Sagashite
Inuyasha
Full Metal Alchemist
Code Geass
Pandora Hearts
Sailor Moon
Yurara
St. Dragon Girl
Vampire Knight
Heaven's Will
Beauty Pop
Tail of the Moon
Bokura Ga Ita
Hellsing
Fairy Tail
Kyou Kara Maou!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
D. Gray-Man
Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning
Black Bird
Mahou Sensei Negima!
Ultra Maniac
When there's anime/manga, there's also pairings! I love crack pairings way more than canon. I usually hate canon pairings, to be honest. xD
There are some pairings of these manga/animes that I hate. Like, REALLY can't stand. I won't tell you which ones. :3
It won't bother me if you like or write fanfics about them, but don't be like "HOW COULD YOU HATE _ X _? THEY ARE SOO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!! OMG!!" Hehe...
Oh, and to be honest, Yaoi and Yuri don't really appeal to me. I have absolutely NO problem with anyone who enjoys them, just had to put that out. xD
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Nah, I don't cut.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (-_-)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Meh.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (WTF?)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Please don't ask.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People say I am, but I dunno...and I am a virgin)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I don't see how this makes me homo.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I AM a girl XP)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (This one doesn't make sense.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (D:)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (You said that already.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (This one is just stupid.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Lies.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Yeesh, Canadians talk the same as Americans.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I like blood, and yes, I'm crazy.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (So...everyone's a loser besides the popular person?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
Random Funny Quotes from friends:
"No, I didn't take my coffee this morning. Same thing... ^_^" -RandomHyuuga, replying to "The person below me didn't take their meds this morning.".
"*grabs Yaoi Note... and writes the name Tom Cruise* BE GAY!!!" -Sachiness.
"And the motion is this. *Pelvic thrust* Bow Chika Bow Wow." -Hekireki no Makai.
"I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!! Oh wait... that's not new..." -FlameHaze17.
"-throws Obama into the pit- I DISAGREE WITH YOUR POLICIES." -UltimotheMangaOtaku.
"I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE YOU STUPID ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Unknown Personality.
"OMG! O_O YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE WHEN IT COMES TO SPAMMING!!! ALL HAIL THE SPAM GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bows*" -Simply David.
"Onii-chan... if you die... I'LL TELL KASEK THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE HIS BABIES!!!!" -RandomHyuuga.
"Real men don't sleep. They wait. So excuse me while I go wait for a few hours." -Hekireki no Makai.
"If Adam West is Batman... and he's Batman's father... BATMAN IS HIS OWN FATHER :O :O" -Kasek.
"*sneaks into Spamfest with a paper bag over my head that says "Not RandomHyuuga" and is holding a bazooka*" -RandomHyuuga.
" I steal everyone's pokes. It's my job. I was employed by Secret Service to steal all the pokes in the world, and I will complete my duty with HONOUR!" -DeathCas.
"Oh how fun it is to spam on a one-horse open sleigh!! ^_^" -RandomHyuuga.
"YOU CAN'T RUN!! YOU'RE IN A POT IN THE ZOO!!! O_OU" -RandomHyuuga.
"Are you sure Mosuke is in a pot, and not on pot?" -M-Warrior.
"Spam, ma'am? Personally I would prefer some ham, madam, or better yet... I SHALL DEMAND HAM!!!! (No, I'm not on drugs; this just randomly came to mind.)" -Spidey3000.
"O_O You let yourself get hacked to pieces, but you wouldn't let me dye your hair?... YOU'RE OUT TO GET ME AREN'T YOU?!" -Hekireki no Makai.
"NU!! D={ Go away, Steve!!! D={ She belongs to me, Makai, and Bunny Panda!! DDDD={ ...but mostly meh =P *shot*" -RandomHyuuga.
Man, I can't believe how much I'm procrastinating...I have around 6 plot bunnies...DX I hope I can get off my lazy ass to write them...
Well, that's all for now. Hope to see you on the forums? :D
Kitty of the Scarlet Tengu