Kitty of the Scarlet Tengu
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Joined 12-14-09, id: 2179738, Profile Updated: 05-31-11

Hello. :3 Since you've decided to click on my profile, I'll tell you about myself:

Oh yeah, to give you a heads up, I used to be called Kitty-Tengu-Uchiha. But then I changed it, since I got bored.

Name: You can call me Kitty, Kat, or Kit-Kat. :D

Age: Do you really want to know?

Gender: Female.

About me: I'm usually a very cheerful girl who's always smiling. :D Although sometimes I feel the exact opposite on the inside. I hide my real feelings at times...

I'm an otaku. Well, mostly a Naruto otaku since I spend so much time on the Naruto forums. XP I'm a big fan of vampires and mythology in general. Not Twilight though, Twilight sucks.

Manga/Anime I've watched/read: (Haven't completed all of these)

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Death Note

Bleach

One Piece

Code Geass

Full Moon wo Sagashite

Inuyasha

Full Metal Alchemist

Code Geass

Pandora Hearts

Sailor Moon

Yurara

St. Dragon Girl

Vampire Knight

Heaven's Will

Beauty Pop

Tail of the Moon

Bokura Ga Ita

Hellsing

Fairy Tail

Kyou Kara Maou!

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

D. Gray-Man

Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning

Black Bird

Mahou Sensei Negima!

Ultra Maniac

When there's anime/manga, there's also pairings! I love crack pairings way more than canon. I usually hate canon pairings, to be honest. xD

There are some pairings of these manga/animes that I hate. Like, REALLY can't stand. I won't tell you which ones. :3

It won't bother me if you like or write fanfics about them, but don't be like "HOW COULD YOU HATE _ X _? THEY ARE SOO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!! OMG!!" Hehe...

Oh, and to be honest, Yaoi and Yuri don't really appeal to me. I have absolutely NO problem with anyone who enjoys them, just had to put that out. xD

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Nah, I don't cut.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (-_-)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Meh.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (WTF?)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Please don't ask.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (People say I am, but I dunno...and I am a virgin)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I don't see how this makes me homo.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I AM a girl XP)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (This one doesn't make sense.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (D:)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (You said that already.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (This one is just stupid.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Lies.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Yeesh, Canadians talk the same as Americans.)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I like blood, and yes, I'm crazy.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (So...everyone's a loser besides the popular person?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Random Funny Quotes from friends:

"No, I didn't take my coffee this morning. Same thing... ^_^" -RandomHyuuga, replying to "The person below me didn't take their meds this morning.".

"*grabs Yaoi Note... and writes the name Tom Cruise* BE GAY!!!" -Sachiness.

"And the motion is this. *Pelvic thrust* Bow Chika Bow Wow." -Hekireki no Makai.

"I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!! Oh wait... that's not new..." -FlameHaze17.

"-throws Obama into the pit- I DISAGREE WITH YOUR POLICIES." -UltimotheMangaOtaku.

"I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE YOU STUPID ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Unknown Personality.

"OMG! O_O YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE WHEN IT COMES TO SPAMMING!!! ALL HAIL THE SPAM GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bows*" -Simply David.

"Onii-chan... if you die... I'LL TELL KASEK THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE HIS BABIES!!!!" -RandomHyuuga.

"Real men don't sleep. They wait. So excuse me while I go wait for a few hours." -Hekireki no Makai.

"If Adam West is Batman... and he's Batman's father... BATMAN IS HIS OWN FATHER :O :O" -Kasek.

"*sneaks into Spamfest with a paper bag over my head that says "Not RandomHyuuga" and is holding a bazooka*" -RandomHyuuga.

" I steal everyone's pokes. It's my job. I was employed by Secret Service to steal all the pokes in the world, and I will complete my duty with HONOUR!" -DeathCas.

"Oh how fun it is to spam on a one-horse open sleigh!! ^_^" -RandomHyuuga.

"YOU CAN'T RUN!! YOU'RE IN A POT IN THE ZOO!!! O_OU" -RandomHyuuga.

"Are you sure Mosuke is in a pot, and not on pot?" -M-Warrior.

"Spam, ma'am? Personally I would prefer some ham, madam, or better yet... I SHALL DEMAND HAM!!!! (No, I'm not on drugs; this just randomly came to mind.)" -Spidey3000.

"O_O You let yourself get hacked to pieces, but you wouldn't let me dye your hair?... YOU'RE OUT TO GET ME AREN'T YOU?!" -Hekireki no Makai.

"NU!! D={ Go away, Steve!!! D={ She belongs to me, Makai, and Bunny Panda!! DDDD={ ...but mostly meh =P *shot*" -RandomHyuuga.

Man, I can't believe how much I'm procrastinating...I have around 6 plot bunnies...DX I hope I can get off my lazy ass to write them...

Well, that's all for now. Hope to see you on the forums? :D

Kitty of the Scarlet Tengu

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The Dark Bride by Bolmung LK reviews
FF#1 Kallen falls in love with Zero, but she soon finds out that she is being forced to marry Lelouch. Torn between the two how will the truth come out that Lelouch IS Zero?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,663 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
The Dollmaker by Miss Evil Muffins reviews
Sometimes, the doll is less fragile than her maker. A Komamiki fairytale AU.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Komaeda N., Tsumiki M.] [Hinata H., Nanami C.] - Complete
Tricky Treat by Miss Evil Muffins reviews
This Halloween, Komaeda decides to test his luck. KomaMiki
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Komaeda N., Tsumiki M.] - Complete
Melancholy Breakfast by Miss Evil Muffins reviews
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. SDR2, KomaMiki.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Komaeda N., Tsumiki M.] - Complete
Roaring Tides by dyedfeathers reviews
After loosing her bending to Amon, Korra somehow finds herself transported to the past, where she meets a young Noatak. Deciding to change the future for the better, she takes it upon herself to save Noatak and Tarrlok from their dark future. The plan seems simple enough... Until Korra begins to develop feelings for the bloodbender. Amorra fic, rating is subject to change.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Amon, Korra
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Wavering Between Forgotten Lines by moonhaku reviews
Everything was fine, and then Sasuke had to come and mess it all up. Again. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Ichigo, Ichie One time, One meeting by mialuv889 reviews
Big white eyes where the first thing he noticed. Then it was the slight, upturned smile and the bob of her head and the sway of dark violet hair as she considered him for the short moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Benchwarmers by Unknown Personality reviews
They were both the heirs of their own prestigious clans. They were both failures in their father's eyes. One will never know if he is good enough, one can. Will they help each other?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by EmbraceDiversity reviews
AU: Hinata is a young mother who works as Itachi's personal secretary. When he asks her and Sasuke to attend an important corporate dinner in his stead, the two polar opposites find themselves drawing closer together, whether they like it or not.Sasu/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,226 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Demon's Bride by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Once a generation a demon that lives nearby a small village picks a bride for him to have. The Demon has chosen a new bride and seeks to have her all to himself. AU SasoSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Grocery Store Romantics by MissLe reviews
.SasuHina. Get a job, work, pay for college. Simple enough, right? At least, it is until one has to work under the tutelage of the extremely rude boy from school. Luckily, money is money, college is college, and romance will be just that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sword and Shield by caraniente reviews
The Unholy Trinity: CC comforts Suzaku. Too introspective to be smut, but rated M for sexual situations. CC/Suzaku, implied Lelouch/CC and just hinted Lelouch/Suzaku. R2 spoilers
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2009 - C.C., Suzaku K.
Lovely AKA God Damn It L by Miklusca reviews
A humor story of L, Sayu and one pissed off daddy. Completed
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L, Sayu Y.
A World Without You by Emily Sone reviews
A world without Zidane through the eyes of the rest of the team. Main Focus is Vivi & Eiko. Part 1 of 3
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,590 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Eiko C., Vivi O.
The Puppet House by TheOneWho'sNotUpdating reviews
Sometimes there are things that were not suposed to be revealed. Sometimes it's better when no one understands and no one tries to, because if you try you'll have to face the outcomes. SasoSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Splinters by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasori/Sakura - One Month Word Challenge - Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
As If Happy Endings Exist by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasori/Sakura - Shall we play a game together
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Eiko Story: Cage of Your Thoughts by Lady Yunalesca88 reviews
Former title "The Eiko Story" Remake! While spending her 16th birthday in Alexandria, Eiko and Vivi get kidnapped. The kidnapper needs a summoner, but why? Vivi is on the kidnapper's side? Something is very wrong! Vivi x Eiko.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Eiko C., Vivi O.
Loving You From Afar by Kraziee Gal reviews
UPDATE 7/12/08 Cid has a hatred against the Black Mages due to the past incidents, forcing Eiko to stop seeing her friend Vivi. However, this seems to bring them closer together than apart... Vivi x Eiko pairing, set 12 years after the events of the game.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Vivi O., Eiko C.
FreeFall by HellFire Kitten reviews
Tenten would do anything to buy her teammates sometime to get away, but the way she went about doing this was the most dangerous yet. Tenten finds herself attracted to SClass criminal and bomb expert Deidara, and this is only the beginning, well now what?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,005 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Deidara, Tenten
Why Ninjas DON'T have Internet by MiraculousMage reviews
Naruto and the gang use a chatroom. Chaos ensues. What else needs to be said?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
Ebb and Flow by ChaiBubbles reviews
What's the point of all this? What's our purpose? Lying underneath the stars, Deidara and Tenten converse about life. Deiten oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Deidara, Tenten - Complete
Tolerance by ChaiBubbles reviews
Stuck in a cave with an S-class Criminal? Not her idea of fun. Deidara and Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Tenten, Deidara
Love at First Explosion by Selath reviews
This is a love story between two characters who've never talked to each other. Tenten the ninja from Konoha. Deidara the 'explosive' missing-nin. Will their love only lead them into an ending BANG? Lemon chapter 5 rated M for Lemon. As in mmm lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Tenten - Complete
Jason's Bad Day by KingCobra582 reviews
OOC. Humor. A look through Jason's POV. Language. Violence. IMPLIED sex. PG-13. Please read and review.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Haphazardly Loved by Ramenism reviews
Ino was abducted by the freaks that call themselves 'Akatsuki', and she is not very happy about it. But between meeting Tobi and watching stolen movies, she doesn't have much room to complain. Tobino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Ino Y., Obito U.
Innocence by Suzume no Uta reviews
Set to Friday the 13th: Jason Lives What were the thoughts going through Jason's mind when he didn't hurt Little Nancy in the cabin and just stared at her? What was Little Nancy thinking? R&R!
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Getting Lost by American Daydreamer reviews
10 oneshots written for the 10prompts challenge. Crack pairing: DeiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Deidara, Tenten
Nine Heavenly Dragons by En Raconter reviews
Tenten has decided that she can be just as powerful as her teammates, and when an unexpected problem comes up, she decides it is her responsibility to take care of it,or more specifically, him. Deidara & Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tenten, Deidara
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 588 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete