What can I say?

I'm just that random chic form Nairobi, Kenya (no, not all of do long distance running, and yes, Kenya is the country that has the Wildebeest Migration. Shameless advertising of tourism, I know) that has a sickening obsession with anime and manga, moreso Uchiha Itachi.

I also have an extreme hatred for Sasuke and very recently I've discovered I cannot stand SasuSaku, despite what some of my favourite stories tell you. Sasuke is an asshole, a bitchy little brat who just thrives on ruining anything and everything worthwhile, amongst other things.

I love coffee. That's the best stuff since loafed bread in boarding schools.

ITASAKU FOR THE *BLEEP* WIN!!! Yeah, I went there and I said it. SasuSaku can go hang in Orochimaru's *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*.

Don't ya'll just love my picture? :D

Am I the only one who constantly gets flamers that don't sign in when they comment (or should I say flame)? I always make it habit not to delete their comments, so that my readers can see how lacking in intelligence they really are. If you feel my story is too unrealistic/silly/stupid/perverted for you, why can't you tell me ways to make it better, or better yet, close the window and stop reading it? It's called constructive criticism; yet again, a flamer is too much of an imbecile themselves to realise that they are neither helping me or themselves by spewing insults and further proving their wanting metal capacity Anyway, if you're gonna flame, at least have the bravery to sign in first, so that I can have the opportunity to PM you back and give you a good chunk of my mind. After all, sharing is caring, isn't it? If you don't like my story, don't read it. No one has forced you to. Don't be a pussy. The internet already has an excess of those. :)