Greetings and salutations my fine scaled friends! I welcome you to the humble fish bowl that is my profile page and invite you take a swim around.

My name is Fish, as so subtly pointed out in my penname. Though I do prefer to go by Fish I have been called many other things such as:

Kahlia

Lia

Curly

And that crazy random person from down the road : D

My writing style is focused around humour and fantasy; my two favourite genres, though I do write lots of other stuff too (sometimes unsuccessfully). I will not write lemons. I will not write serious, cut-yourself depression.

I am from Australia so excuse the funny spelling.

~Alerts~

Like many other people who like to spend time on and sites of the like, I love to write. My writing may always not be the best but it is writing and I try my best to edit it. But if anyone is interested in Beta-ing any of my stories please could you contact me because your help will be greatly appreciated.

Now For Some Random Quotes:

“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.” - Dr. Seuss

"This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob." - Unknown

'Afraid of a needle, Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand...' - Edward Cullen, Twilight, page 402

'The person who coined the phrase, 'Nothing is impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.' - Unknown

“Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.” – Unknown

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a spider pig does! Can he swing from a web? No he can’t ‘cause he’s a pig. Look out! Here comes Spider Pig!” – Homer Simpson, the Simpsons Movie

My Favourite Poems:

Your life is a journey with dreams to pursue,

Discovering what really matters to you,

For dreams are the voice of your wisdom within

That whispers the way to each path you begin

So whether you dream of true love or success,

Of knowledge, or sharing the gifts you possess,

Believe in your hopes, for as strange as it seems,

Your heart will find home if you follow your dreams.

Dreams - Author Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in Ice,

From what I've tasted of desire,

I hold with those who favor fire,

But if it had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate

To say that for destruction, Ice

Is also great,

And would suffice

Fire and Ice - Robert Frost

My Favourite Copy and Paste Thingys:

If you have not yet died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you scour peoples profile pages looking for copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't need a doctor to diagnose you with insanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you listen to music obsessively, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love reading/writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish not-yet best-selling authors made a lot more money than they do, copy and paste this into your profile

Now read my little fishies, read!!!!