Dr. Jacob Glaser wakes up completely naked with two rather large men looming over him. He really misses his quiet life of late-night conspiracy radio shows. (Or, that time Sam and Dean find Castiel, Angel of the Lord, talking about Stonehenge apocalypses and robot heads on the moon.)

There are only so many firsts a couple can have. After that, they have seconds, and thirds, and tenths, and fifteenths, and then there's just no point in counting anymore and that's when things start to really matter; that's when it's real love.

Shelly was new the day they brought Dean Winchester onto the ward. Dean/Castiel, outsider POV, the FBI catch up to them.

In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

/There are probably better people to be gaining relationship advice from but England supposes if you can't trust your family, then who can you trust?/Contains every Commonwealth country one by one, eventual USUK and mild language, complete.

A day in the life of Ludwig's phone. / Check out my writing Tumblr to see this in picture-form.

Little America is scared of thunder storms, but finds comfort in England's singing. Will he be able to return the favor years later.

"I want to hear more about Dr. Watson. Mr. Holmes wouldn't... have gotten very far without him." Fluffy, very brief dialogue piece.

America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi

Alfred's self-tip book for avoiding horrible nights on the evil couch of doom! First fic in about a year! Please no flames! D8 Implied USUK! mild language in some parts. pretty short so sorry!

AU Gakuen Verse. Arthur Kirkland is a sociology teacher discussing fetishes to his class and Alfred F. Jones had managed to sneak into his class again .

Alfred and Arthur are stuck dancing around each other and can't seem to get together. Arthur makes a deal with Francis in an attempt to get help with the problem, but when Alfred sees them together, he becomes jealous. Written for secret Santa.

Romano realizes that Spain isn't so nice to everyone else. Spamano fluff, child!Romano. The Philippines makes a brief appearance. List of warnings inside.

On his last night on Earth, Prussia goes for a walk. Can be seen as PruCan if you turn your head sideways.

After the reunification, Germany doesn't know how to talk about the monsters that have surely followed Prussia home.

From that day on I was no longer your little brother, but you were still my everything. A short one-sided USUK,FrUK drabble. Angst, America' point of view.

All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

You aren't my hero... Not anymore. USxUK AU Oneshot

England never should have agreed to this. But what's a vacation compared to the joy of teaching?

Ianto makes the mistake of setting up Face Book page and inviting the others to be his friends. Well, it wasn't a mistake until Jack got in on the fun...

Featuring the cast of Hetalia! This week on How to Survive, learn some useful tips to surviving the zombie apocalypse! Complete with real life scenarios! Warning- watching of this show does not ensure survival in the event of an actual zombie apocalypse.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or the story The Night Before Christmas.

England and Colony America! England spends Christmas with America, but he can't stand a certain "tradition" that the American colonies have. Kinda baised on real historical events. Also, America has a very special Christmas wish.

Alfred certainly wasn't any knight in shining armor. His tie was crooked, his hair still wet and wind swept, probably from running, his glasses askew and... US/UK

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

America goes to France to ask for help in his revolution. slight Fr/US US/UK

The storm guardian fell backwards when the bullet touched, with a look of alarm. If only I could've confessed to Yamamoto, Gokudera thought desperately. Oneshot. -8059-

Floating in Boston Harbour or brewed in a tin in the trenches, history always has time for a tea party. Mild USUK.

England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.

The town of Sima has always been looming the shadow of the feared Kyuketsuki mansion, a vampire said to live in the building's dark catacombs. Monster hunter Alfred Jones comes into the picture. Can he keep his eyes on his job? USUK

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

"If love is a battlefield, then you'd better get your Nerf gun." England-centric

Ten short drabbles for our dearest storm guardian. Happy Birthday Gokudera!

A short oneshot for Gokudera's birhtday. YamaGoku pairing, shonen-ai warning. Gokudera is puzzled over his feelings and troubled with his weakness.

Yamamoto loves Gokudera... Gokudera loves Tsuna... and Tsuna loves Hibari, who happens to love him back. With some Reborn and Lambo thrown in, we might manage in getting Gokudera to love Yamamoto back. YamaGoku, HibaTsuna, RebornLambo

Yamamoto is scouted by another school that he wants to go to, but Gokudera doesn't want him to go... so he attacked the scout, and, somehow, this leads to the two of them dating. 8059

Everyone is selfish. All Magnus ever wanted was Alec. And now he has him all to himself. MALEC. This is my first MI fic. Please give whatever thoughts you can, mean or nice.

Gokudera starts to notice Yamamoto. 8059, rated T for potty mouth.

In which Yamamoto wants to hang out and Gokudera can't resist the idiot's puppy face. 8059, fluff, oneshot. Rating is only for Gokudera's sailor mouth and implied sex.

There's nothing like a scandal to bring a school to its knees. An almost-oneshot detailing the circumstances of Soubi's leaving the Seven Moons academy Rated T to be on the safe side :3

"But if you tell anyone, I'll shove dynamite down your throat." 8059 Spoilers in general.

Reborn decides enough is enough and shoots Gokudera with the dying will bullet. Short Fluffy 8059 One Shot.

Eventually, Ritsuka learns he is not the only one in need of saving.

Gokudera doesn't understand how Yamamoto never seems angry...A short fluffy drabble. 8059

Gokudera puts on the wrong shirt after a night with his friend. Short and fluffy one shot

"Get her on record, old girl," the Doctor said, patting the console. "She's a keeper."

The story of Ritsu and Soubi slightly abridged from their points of view and then Ritsuka's, focuses on pivotal points in Soubi's life, set mostly before the manga, finishes after. Slash, mild mentions of sadism e.c.t I suck at summaries

A cracky Reborn-style parody of Grimm's "Little Snow-White." Warnings: mild profanity, implied slash implied 8059 and 27K

"And don't hold back this time." 8059! Read if you dare

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

"I promise you on my honour as a gentlemen that one day I will stop loving you, and on that day I swear I will show you how I built the empire on which the sun never sets." After the revolution Arthur made Alfred a promise, now he's finally keeping it.

Two Shot: "This is a sin for which I deserve to be punished." Ritsuka, Volume 1

The first time Agent Arthur Kirkland met Doctor Alfred Jones, he was not impressed. James Bond/Indiana Jones AU. Non-graphic sexual references. USUK, AlfredxArthur.

Arthur was not a needy person. He was just… lonely. Loneliness and need were two completely separate things. Weren't they? USxUK fluff!

Whatever happens in the future, surely there was a connection before. Be it in the 1st Family or the 10th, the Rain still owns the Storm! UgetsuxG one-shot, ft. 8059.

Alec is sick, and he misses Magnus. Texting, sneezing, and rainbow hoodies are apparent. Rated T just to be safe, some Boy/Boy makeout happens, some language vry mild . I suck at summaries, so... just read it. It has Malec, dammit! XD

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

Not as cracky as the title and my summary makes it sound. Yamamoto looks really good in a suit, Ryohei doesn't think before he speaks, and Gokudera blows things up and ends up losing his virginity in the mix. 8059 smut and humor.

On methods of execution and the ways in which the wicked of the world are punished throughout history. “We have watched for centuries and it still came to this.” For Narroch.

After Tsuna's death, there was this emptiness left in them. Is there a way for them to fill it?

After coming home from the future, one guardian is having a little more trouble adjusting than the rest. YamaGoku, Completed

America has nightmares about Indians, and asks England a funny question. Fluffy!

England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

Dear Diary, Why? A series of diary entries. Gokudera's POV. Rated T for HEAVY swearing and mass Gokudera denial. 8059.

Magnus walks on as the rain pours down. Magnus/Alec

What would have happened had America sat in Busby's Chair?

Abby was just enjoying a regular day at her favourite relaxation place when she saw him sitting across the street. Never had she felt such strong emotions for a guy before, so she decided to stalk - erm, I mean, "follow" him. Contains OC.

When Ritsuka gets a date, he's hoping for his first kiss. Not like Soubi's, one that counts. But Soubi has to wonder, why weren't his kisses good enough? FLUFFY!

USUK. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has /obviously/ never actually /tried/ taking candy from a baby.

A series of challenge one-shots featuring Gokudera; rating/pairing varies with each track. Track 05: 8059. Gokudera is in complete denial, because he absolutely refuses to admit that he's jealous. All new tracks will now be posted as individual fics.

A short drabble of what happens when Soubi has a tête-à-tête with his former teacher. Based on the 5th drama CD. Soubi x Ritsu

Usually when America wanted to 'have lunch' it involved talking very loudly with his mouth full...However, this time, the young nation wasn't flinging bits of meat at him while mumbling about the next meeting; he was quiet...UK/US

8059.Yaoi.LIME.It's Yama's birthday and Gokudera failed to get him a birthday present. Looks like he'll just have to compensate with something else. SEQUEL to "Ice is getting thinner".

YamaGoku 8059 No one can touch you, except for me. Your body, your soul... everything of yours is mine. So please, don't let other's touch you, okay? Or else I will lose control... and hurt you.

5980! The club Yamamoto chose was the busiest, most popular club in the entire city. On a Saturday night, just after midterms, it was packed.

AU. Gokudera never went to the Japan, but Tsuna's still managed to rise to the occasion and become the incumbent Tenth boss of the Vongola. At the age of 21, Tsuna and the Guardians move operations to Italy where Yamamoto finally meets Gokudera. 5980

Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn get in a fight over a bowl of grapes while in the kitchen, and chaos ensues with many a Lord and Lady joining in. oneshot

In dreams his brother comes to him, awake he decides that Soubi is his, and no one else's.

After Ritsuka goes through many trials of extreme pain, Soubi promises that he will never let anyone hurt Ritsuka again. But can Soubi keep that promise when he is the very person that will come to cause him so much pain? SoubiXRitsuka [Old story]