Name: Madison

Brief Summery: Female... that's all you need to know. Oh, and I have a tendency to fangirl... a lot...

If you're weird and proud of this, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter!
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I know that's Harry and Ginny
You say EDWARD SPARKLES
I'll laugh at how childish you are
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now Shut Up!
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Hogwarts Rules

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you love Big Time Rush, put this in your profile

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Getting an abortion is killing someone who never got to live. Don't kill a life, save one. If you don't believe in abortions, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned and stood up. He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.

"But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I CUT MY WRISTS so I MUST be emo.

I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy

I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’

I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I’m single, so I MUST be ugly.

I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up.

I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.

I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black.

I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot.

I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(I have every right to be defensive)

I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak.

I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant.

I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social

I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex.

I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blue-eyed lesbian.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see.

I like Power rangers, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist

I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard.

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.

I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

O, hai