Princess Peachtreehide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, Inception, and Sherlock. I am Rebecca and it is very gracious of you to come onto my profile! Sherlock is my current fandom but I do have fanfics for Inception, Glee and Harry Potter, so knock yourselves out (metaphorically... but you probably knew that). I will probably write more fics than is healthy because I've discovered it's very therapeutic. I am classy and funny, if anything. I hope you enjoy my stories. I try to be creative and bend my ability so that it is able to do different things and I'm able to publish something unique each time. Keep an open mind. Flames will be laughed at, probably printed out and framed. I appreciate those; who doesn't love a little comedy? I have decided that I will also take prompts. My URL for Tumblr is "consultingmydetective" and I have an ask box there that is open to anyone. If you'd rather not, just send me a message on here or review one of my stories to ask - I'll reply and write it as soon as I can. DISCLAIMER: I do not get any money or anything from writing these stories. I have fun. |
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Always a pleasure by flyin'rabbit reviews
Kurt and Blaine met on a staircase at Dalton Academy the day Kurt went spying. But what if the timing and circumstances of their first meeting had been different? One-shot collection, AU. Newest chapter: Kurt's at Dalton, but hasn't joined the Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 215,533 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
13 Things Your Consulting Detective Won't Tell You by JellyBean30 reviews
Inspired by recent articles in Reader's Digest, this is two ficlets- 13 things Sherlock won't tell anyone, and 13 things he won't tell John. Pre-slashy, a bit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Childhood Games by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock is once more bored. They begin talking about childhood games and have some unexpected fun along the way. Epilogue now added!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thing That Happens To Other People by inkvoices reviews
AU Sherlock is John's therapist. "Did you serve in Afghanistan or Iraq?" the man clarifies, steepling his fingers under his chin so that he looks like he's praying for patience, and John reminds himself that he only has to attend six obligatory sessions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Panic by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock is a master of miming his own panic for his uses. He's not so familiar with the reality of the emotion. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Buddy List by FieldsOfKlaine reviews
Sherlock has something to say, but is it worth losing John over? Highschool au ficlet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Want You by Libby Love reviews
Sherlock and John visit a restaurant, and through their usual banter John's deepest secret is revealed. Although John worries he's lost everything, including an intimately close friendship with the man he secretly loves, is there a chance his feelings are mutual?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Another Flesh Wound by Anonymous Plume reviews
Apparently, John is a human pin-cushion. Pre-slash/friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Your Kind of Experiment by blood-songs reviews
"Cordial relationship, you say? You kissed me last week for an experiment." Slash, Sherlock/John, one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Biometrics by Jadzia Bear reviews
Sherlock/John. John's display of affection comes out of the blue. Or does it? It's possible Sherlock's been a complete twat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Briar Elwood reviews
John is utterly fascinated by Sherlock's seeming change in personality when Sherlock's mum comes to visit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Letters by Jenna Flare reviews
John leaves letters on Sherlock's grave as a method of coping. Sherlock reads them every week. Sherlock/John, John/Mary. T for swearing. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sick Day by Aesop's Julie reviews
Sick days come, even for a doctor, and John's under the weather. The problem? He won't acknowledge it. How will Sherlock handle the situation?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Widow's Walk by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
And then Sir Boast-A-Lot found a reason to live.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do the Puzzle, Sherlock by DonLambert reviews
It's New Years Eve, and John's made a resolution to tell Sherlock how he feels about him. And if there's one thing the detective loves, it's a puzzle. Slash, fairly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Perigee by Sporktacular reviews
A fluffy little piece inspired by 2x01. John makes the mistake of telling Sherlock just how much he and Irene Adler have in common. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Yellow Car by GryphonoftheNorth reviews
Sherlock has a moment of whimsy and John decides that he doesn't like games after all.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor's Capable Hands by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Sherlock is injured during a chase. John sits watchful at his bedside in the hospital and wonders. He wouldn't leave Sherlock alone like this. Especially not if Sherlock wanted him to stay.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12391 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Universal Language by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. Blaine knew he wasn't going to be the right person to guide the shy new foreign exchange student around Dalton, especially with such a huge language barrier. But maybe he was wrong. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In One Room Right Over by TheBellytum reviews
Blaine wakes up in the middle of the night. As he himself has said, he's totally clueless. But very sweet. Thanks to positive reviews, no longer a one-shot. Rated M because I'm paranoid about Chapter 2; probably more like a stiff T.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Scenes from a Westerville Shopping Mall by CarolineShea reviews
The Hudson-Hummel clan goes to the mall to help Kurt pick out a three-month anniversary gift for Blaine. Mayhem ensues! Shamelessly silly fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hangover by enigma-kar reviews
Sherlock and John wake up together in the same bed with two of the worst hangovers in history. So begins the quest to find out exactly what happened that previous night.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secret Agents by DustyDreams reviews
If Blaine is going to gush about Kurt, it should be at Kurt. This, at least, is how his best friends feel after three weeks of the non-stop Hummel network.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Realisation by Susie.Donym reviews
It takes her a while but Sally finally makes a huge realisation. Could be seen as pre-slash if you have your permanent slash-goggles on. *cough*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sleepless nights by El loopy reviews
Sherlock has a nightmare and John wants to know what it was about. Set during season 1. Three-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Consequences of Caring by Richefic reviews
Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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Blue Eyes reviews
Post-Reichenbach and return fic. John is awfully lonely. Hints at slash but mostly friendship. Title from the song that inspired this, by MIKA.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Notebooks reviews
Sherlock returns. No relation to "The Notebook". Rated T because of a few swear words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
A Wholock fic written by someone who's never watched an episode of Doctor Who in their life. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take My Hand reviews
Sherlock at the graveyard. First try writing angst. I don't know why I wrote this from Sherlock's POV probably the most difficult to write but I did. K because of sadness.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Hole reviews
Why John shouldn't watch horror films by himself, and why Sherlock shouldn't leave John in the house by himself. Rated K because, though stupid, the video that requires watching is terrifying by my standards that aren't high at all .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sorting reviews
When Severus get's his first sighting of his one and only lovers son, he tried to evaluate him. He doesn't get the impression he was hoping for. No slash. Works with canon. Not very angsty, I just wanted another genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Age Old Rivalry reviews
Who knew that five years of bickering was based on sexual frustration? Well, everyone but the boys involved. High school fic. Not angsty, just some crying.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Sweetie reviews
Eames just left, and Arthur is left feeling sad and confused. Not a very good summary but the story is better!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
The Fair reviews
AU from Coffee Shop Confessions in SLS. Neither Kurt or Blaine want to spend Valentines alone, so plan on spending it together as friends... but when someone else interferes, who's going to try stop the Klaine-train? No one. T for language and innuendos.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fablaine reviews
Blaine will do anything to feel like Kurt is with him all the time. Set between Sexy and Original Songs. Slightly cracky, sort of humorous and very fluffy. Rate, review and, most of all, enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The MakeUp reviews
A drabble. How Kurt and Blaine made up in BIOTA. Welcome to reviews; even if they are saying "Wow, that was horrific!"
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Flower reviews
Unable to finish due to exams. Kept for future reference. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
