What happens at the morgue, stays at the morgue ...sometimes. A collection of cute Sherlock/Molly moments - New Chapter is up, that's right I'm back! and someone else is, too...

A one-shot. Sherlock escapes what he believes are the doldrums of Christmas, causing everyone to worry about his persistent state of unhappiness. However, he receives a very unexpected Christmas greeting and with it, the possibility of happiness.

Originally a one-shot, this is now a collection of Sherlolly drabbles! Ch. 37: Sherlock misses Molly while she's away. He finds someone else to keep him company.

"I'm your barista, and you're hot so I write a bad pick-up line on every single one of your orders." Coffee Shop AU prompt where Molly is Sherlock's usual barista and Molly being Molly uses her awkward ways to flirt with him. She never expected them to actually work.

Donna turns Harvey's mindless 'Marry Me' into a dare. Fun, fluff, and probably mad. One-shot.

Five years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter is receiving death threats. Head Auror Christopher Vance needs to provide him with a protection detail, but given Potter's history of refusing to co-operate with the Ministry, who can he send? Harry/Ginny A/U. Cover art by Viria. Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Harry Potter.

An accident at work left Harry with a mysterious case of amnesia and a wife he couldn't remember. (Harry/Ginny)

"Oh, shit," he groans, "This is like Cinderella, isn't it! Like Cinderella, but with a cock. Cock instead of slippers." Where Harry's hexed so that he can't lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find. [HP/DM]

He has to find her. He must.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Ginny and Harry are forced to share a bed. Of course everything just gets more out of hand from there. Harry/Ginny

What starts out as Sherlock questioning why Molly always takes Mycroft's side in an argument turns into everyone showing Mycroft how much they appreciate him. Mention of Warstan, Sherlolly and Mythea if you squint. Mycroft and Sherlock are good bros.

Molly decides to try out a new type of suppressors. But there's an alarming side-effect to the otherwise perfect solution to stop her from fretting over the Alpha Sherlock Holmes - she can hear his every thought. Omega!Verse.

For Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017: Day 3 First Kiss

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

The difficulty is in saying it, never in meaning it.

This is them. [Part of the Schoolgirl Crush series]

Is that the only point to all this misery?

"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry [In which Sherlolly becomes canon, and I fill in the details. Spoilers for all of Season 4.]

He is everywhere in her flat, and she allows it. But more than that, he's made it so. [Spoilers for 4x03]

SPOILERS ABOUND FOR T6T. "Molly and I had a bit of a row." "Oh?" "And – she made some convincing arguments." Or: How Molly loosing her temper brings two friends back together. AU, now, after this latest episode TLD. Sort of pre-Sherlolly at the end. T for some language.

Now Draco's cock is stirring, and he can't breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry's name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency. Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble. [bottom!Draco, shameless smut]

Because life, it seems, hurts far more than death ever could - and is far, far messier. On how Molly Hooper tries to hold two friends together, and keep her world from falling apart. MAJOR SPOILERS.

1st Place Popular Choice and Judge's Choice of P.S. I Love You Contest. Individual judge's choice by LyricalKris, BellaFlan, BoydBlog, 2old4fanfic, and Redtini. Winner of Give Us More, Fell off the bed laughing, and Butterflies in the Stomach awards. Bella arrives in D.C. as an advice columnist. Enter mentor Edward Cullen, Big Shot investigative reporter and Asshole Extraordinaire.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... When Hermione Granger wakes up in bed next to her co-worker, Draco Malfoy, and can't remember the night before, you know something magical is responsible. Mystery-comedy-romance-magical creature mating (Veela). Dramione/DHr. 2014 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Severus Snape inherited Hermione Granger at three o'clock on a rain-soaked Saturday morning in March. SS/HG HEA...Always :) COMPLETE

(Set in the "I Told You So" fic-verse) John Watson is on the case...watching the kids, that is. When Will Holmes discovers some very special memorabilia of his Mum and Dad's, it prompts a bit of story telling. And the kind of story John gets to tell is the kind where reality is so much better than fiction.

Rose says that I am an oblivious moron, but would an oblivious moron have such a deep and sensitive diary? I don't think so. No one knows how I suffer in this ridiculous family. Written for SIYE's The Burrow Secret Challenge 2016, and inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole.

A year after the Battle of Hogwarts everyone decides they'll go out to celebrate. Too much alcohol and an accidental bonding ceremony later and Draco and Hermione need to figure out how to escape a marriage neither wants. Dramione. ONE-SHOT.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

Sherlock and Molly are married yet living the life of an employer and employee. Will things change? (I ask the tough questions)

It was her eyes that brought him back!

It wasn't until he saw, good ol' Meat Dagger arms around her that he realized that he wants to monopolize her hugs and saw very little mercy for anyone else who might want the same thing. possesive!lock Sherlolly

They *will* continue to gossip about his wife... / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

"You are bound, Hermione. You shared a Soul-Mate's Kiss." / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

ONE-SHOT - Just another day at the Ministry for Hermione and Percy discussing new developments and improvements around the departments. As the swottiest of swots knows, lunchtime is clearly the best time of day to dig in and discuss such things. - Pervmione - PWP - BDSM themes.

While working a case with Molly on Christmas Eve, Sherlock is sidetracked by an accidental indulgence

Dedicated to those ladies in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen who think Sherlock and Molly are made for each other. Chapter fifteen: She'd stood at his side when their date was in clear disarray. What on earth made her stay?

Mycroft has always had to best Sherlock at everything. But when it came to Molly Hooper, Sherlock thought it was completely understood that she was to remain firmly in HIS hip pocket. Until Sherlock stumbles upon the fact that his brother and his pathologist have become confidants. And the worst part is, in Mycroft's case…it might not even be on purpose. Set after"Sign of Three."

Darthsydious prompted me: Molly trying to look her best early on in her and sherlock's relationship. One day she's not her best. Home, oversized pj shirt, mismatched socks, glasses, the works, and Sherlock can't keep his eyes off her. I went off on a tangent and ended up doing my version of the soulmate trope; where government calculates your assigned match..

Drabble: How I would've liked to see "A Study in Pink" end.

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

[Nominated for SSHG Fanfic Awards - Best WIP] Hermione and Severus hate each other. Really, they do. It's just hard to convince people of this while holding hands. [Sevione]

The Army Veteran John Watson prides himself on knowing Sherlock Holmes, the Consulting Detective, well. Little does he know. LITERALLY. Sherlolly, Parent!Lock, Teen Pregnancy AU on the verge of a Crack!Fic. For cactusnell to celebrate her 200th Sherlolly story. Rated T for lots of innuendo. Enjoy everyone!

And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.

A bewildering pattern has formed over the last year, and it seems Draco Malfoy is one habit Hermione can't quite seem to shake. Now that the festive season has arrived once more, it's time for her to decide if she really wants to.

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

Edward's been a busy boy; he's had more incarnations than the Dalai Lama. He returns home, exhausted, to spend a few precious moments with the woman he adores. But will the other women in his life allow him to have a moment's peace?

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

Molly is forced (against her will) to stay at 221B because of Dear Jim's return. She starts keeping a diary to help deal with her frustrations with a certain consulting detective. Sherlolly goodness within.

Sherlock wants to spend Saturday with Molly, but John is in the way. And what's with all those pictures on his mobile? Sherlolly

HPDM slash. Draco Malfoy is a werewolf. Harry Potter is a human Auror who doesn't smell of fear. COMPLETE.

"I can fix that." A very long Sherlolly one-shot spanning the series so far, inspired by the sweet and surprisingly profound love between Sam and Kate in Louis Sachar's 'Holes'. Has a happier ending then the relationship in the book/movie, because I'm not very good at unhappy endings. Plus – I just don't like unhappy endings.

After the fall Sherlock leaves without bothering to say goodbye to Molly. She is angry and determined to forget about him, but then a mysterious postcard arrives and suddenly Molly finds herself being the pen pal of a deceased consulting detective staying in contact with him throughout his mission. But what will happen after his resurrection? – Set after S2.

Conversations can be tricky things. Overall, it's a Best Practice to ascertain that all parties are awake for them, especially when making important, relationshippy decisions.

Timid Isabella is sent to keep the home and children of widower Edward Cullen.

He has a goal. He has a plan of execution. He has weighed immediate and future outcomes. Unfortunately, this all means very little to fate and Molly Hooper.

A year after the events of "His Last Vow," Molly attends a Christmas party at 221b Baker Street, only to find that the weather and a romance-minded landlady conspire to bring her and the detective closer.

Christmas isn't shaping up too well. Can it be saved? Sherlolly

The cardinal rule of the London Underground is to never, ever make eye contact. It is a rule that, among many others, Sirius tends to follow despite his otherwise rebellious, non-rule-following nature. So the first time he makes eye contact with a human being in the subway comes as much of a shock to him as anyone else. Especially when he's unable to look away. RL/SB

Sherlock had never really considered Molly as a one to have power over him, and he was rather reluctant to name this power. One shot. Molly/Sherlock.

Sherlock seems concerned about his health, but more concerned about Molly helping him. Sherlolly

Sherlock has a palace, Molly has a flat. Find out what she learns there. Sherlolly

Molly needs to take a break from work, from Sherlock, and from her life in general. Being the recipient of an unexpected heritage, a cottage, Molly decides to take advantage of the vacation days she still has at her disposal and leaves in the hopes of finding some peace of mind. Sherlock, who needs Molly's help on a case, follows suit. WIP. Sherlolly.

Hermione is in her third year at university when she's tasked with taking a class with the impossible Professor Snape. Unfortunately, he's not only frustrating and infuriating but also unpredictable and strangely attractive. How will she survive the term, and how will Snape? Requested prompt. Muggle AU. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST AU" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!

Mary sends Molly a marvelous video of her favourite celebrity *cough* Cumberbatch *cough* reading 'Genius' by R. Kelly and shameless fangirling ensues. What's more, Sherlock is under the mistaken impression that Molly is going on a date with a certain 'Ben' over the weekend and he won't tolerate it.

After S3. Lestrade wants to celebrate Sherlock's quick return from exile by taking him & others to a pub. Sherlock is less than thrilled. Things get interesting when Lestrade convinces Anderson to relate his original theory about how the detective faked his death years before. And what happens at the pub, doesn't really stay at the pub! (Cover art by the lovely Missfantasyland)

Sherlock and John pass the time on stakeout talking about love and marriage. Guess who's pro and who's con? implied Sherlolly, although Molly is there only in the conversation!

His son, he knows, is many things he will never be, and even more that he will never understand.

Mycroft Holmes knows his brother's children are extraordinary, though not for the reasons other people find them to be.

In which Severus is a writer, Hermione is his editor, and the two of them fall in love without ever realizing it; it just sort of happens, like rainy days and falling asleep. [AU][Sevione]

Hinata is sent back in time defending Naruto. Its there that she meets a younger Kakashi as well as the other jounin. She starts to see a side of Kakashi she didn't know and starts to have feelings. What will happen when/if she goes back to her time

Mary Watson knows all about being more than what she appears, and she suspects Molly Hooper does too. But how does one go about questioning a woman smarter than the Holmes brothers when she's done such a good job of fooling them all? A little musing on an AU with Genius!Molly (mentions of Molly/Sherlock)

"Merlin," Pansy breathed as she stared glassy-eyed at a tomato-red Neville. "That was scorching hot. What is this? Some sort of muggle porn?" "I think the proper term would be erotica," Harry answered as he adjusted his shirt collar. The classroom was suddenly very warm. This story is a tribute to all my favorite authors in the Harry Potter fandom. May you enjoy them as much as I

Naruto enjoys most of the things that come under the job description of Hokage. But spoilt, rich fangirls? Absolutely not.

Another collection of mostly romantic and cheeky short stories, drabbles, text chats and more about Molly Hooper and Sherlock Holmes (previously posted on my tumblr: Sherlockadoresmolly). Enjoy!

Sherlock finds something of Molly's after hours at the morgue and learns about her in the process.

Molly makes Sherlock an offer he can't refuse. Can he? Sherlolly

A gossip rag covers Sherlock's sex life. Does he have one?

Sherlock Holmes has always considered himself married to his work; there's no room in his life for a woman. But over the course of a year, his opinion might change.

Hermione only wanted to see what the Potions Master was working on so late at night. She never could have guessed what he would do if he thought that she was nothing more than a simple... Hallucination. Dubcon!

She reads it through a couple of times, just to make certain that she's not grasping at straws, that she's not seeing coded messages where there is, in reality, a painfully lonely person sitting in a dingy room desperate for someone to love them.

He'd offered, she'd said yes.

Something strange is afoot in 221B Baker Street, and Sherlock's friends don't know what to make of the detective's behavior. Could Molly Hooper have something to do with it?

He's never been one to understand human emotions…and his own are no exception. Fluffy, happy one-shot about our favorite consulting detective quite accidentally falling in love with our favorite pathologist. Based on the song and lyrics "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows. (Only T because I'm always paranoid.)

Set after S3 . Molly is hurt by the fact that Sherlock didn't bother to say goodbye properly to her before leaving, assuming he'd never see them again. She's ready to change their dynamic and make sure he can't mistreat her anymore. But Sherlock ends up feeling guilty, and offers to do something unusual to make up for the hurt he caused. (Fan art by the lovely Missfantasyland)

He could feel a slow burn begin to build within him. It was a primal, possessive feeling. She was his…she belonged to him. She had always been his, even before he had come to realize just exactly what she meant to him. His heart and soul had known before his clinical, concrete mind.

The year is 1963; a new Professor proves to be a furious distraction to all, students and professors alike. One exception being Miss Hooper who intends not to be dreamy about Professor Holmes. Unfortunately enough one cannot always escape ones faith.

In a bid repair his image and win back public confidence following the Magnussen mess, Sherlock is forced by Mycroft to give an interview to a popular weekend magazine. As the interviewer gets progressively more personal in a bid to know "the man beneath the hat", Sherlock tries harder to downplay his true thoughts and feelings – to the detriment of certain personal relationships.

[DMHG; REPOST] Hermione has been a bad friend; lying to her peers on a weekly, if not daily, basis. Malfoy decides that it's time the rest of the Golden Gryffindor Musketeers knew the truth.

Sakura and Hinata left Konoha years ago and pretty much vanished off the face of the earth. People moved on. But no one was expecting them to show up again when Akatsuki and Konoha make an alliance, and things are about to get very interesting in Konoha.

Sherlock is injured while on a case and won't allow anyone to touch him except for his pathologist (a Sherlolly Valentine's Day Ficathon fic for ceaselesslyinlove)

Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had

Sherlock is visited by three women after being nearly-murdered: the first startles him enough his heart nearly stops again. The second throws papers down on his bed and calls him names. The third almost makes him forget the other two even exist. Spoilers Episode 3 series 3

There must have been a decisive moment, but it had come and gone too quickly for him to process and, as such, he was on his feet with his lips pressed against Molly Hooper's before his brain had even managed to realize he'd been gripped with the compulsion to kiss her in the first place.

She shouldn't have told him, because now it's all he can think about.

She wasn't violent. Set 'after' 'The Sign of Three'.

Sherlock is back in the world after The Fall. Back in London, back with John. It's everything he ever wanted, everything he fought for- It should be everything he needs. But something is wrong with Molly Hooper and he's determined to get to the bottom of it... Whether Ms. Hooper wants him to or not. Hard T for some language, Sherlolly. AU now, sequel up.

Summary:Sasuke learns the hard way that a simple game of Truth or Dare among teenage shinobi can have some very …colourful consequences . READ AND REVIEW! :

This latest success in driving her train to spinsterhood would be his last, come hell or high water. *Slight spoilers from the S3 promo pics*

Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten leave the village after the hurtful words of their teammates. They come back to prove how they have grown and to also fight and live up to their powers. Will they ever forgive the boys and can they live up to their heritage? And can they save the ninja world? Or will everything come falling down in darkness? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen.

After Sherlock's return, Molly decides to take some time off. Not that it ends up being quite that simple.

He used to think romance was a farce. She almost wished he still felt that way, because she was very, very confused.

AU. The day Naruto Uzumaki fell in love would be the day he gave up ramen. Simply, it wasn't going to happen. Well, that's what he used to believe. Now that he's been strung into becoming a suitor for the Hyuuga heiress, he's been thinking otherwise.

A sequel to The Newlyweds. Molly and Sherlock see but fail to observe.

Upon Sherlock's return Molly's behaviour has altered in such a way that the lads find themselves discussing during several pints how to sort it out. Of course the answer is being their own love Gods. To Morbidmegz for her birthday.

Tears stung her eyes and she shook violently, but she was too terrified to move. When she felt its icy finger brush across her cheek, she managed a blood curdling scream. She had just grabbed for her phone when she was grabbed from behind by cold, wet arms wrapping around her and lifting her from the ground. A little Halloween One shot! Enjoy!

Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!

It's date night and it's Sherlock's time to pick the movie. What happens when he listens to John and takes a horror movie over to Molly's?

He dreams ..

At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.

Irene Adler was dead. And my friend Sherlock Holmes refused to eat, sleep, speak, or do anything at all besides stand by the window and compose. Until Molly Hooper braved the steps of our flat, bringing the one thing no one thought he needed: a fairytale.Tag and AU for Scandal in Belgravia

A series of text conversations between Molly and Sherlock as their relationship evolves over the months following Sherlock's official re-entry into the land of the living.

"That scene was hardly graphic! I could do way better!" "Yeah, then prove it," And so, this Naru-Hina one shot is a result of that challenge! No lemons, no limes, and nothing too dirty, just pure romance. Rated T. Read and Review. Constructive Criticism welcome. One-shot

Proposing Sherlock-style. Just a sweet little one-shot. Birthday gift for whytejigsaw.

Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper leave nothing to chance.

AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.

A friend comforts you when you get dumped. A best friend goes up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" - Merlin and Gwen's friendship explored through the 'A friend will/A best friend will' quotes

Helping John shop for an engagement ring is easier than Molly thought it would be, especially with Sherlock in tow.

Sherlock Holmes gave his heart to Molly Hooper a long time ago - she just never knew it.

One shot in which John Watson does NOT punch Sherlock in the face when his supposedly dead friend shows up alive and well at 221B Baker Street. Friendship (Obvious) & Humor (I hope!) with a tiny dose of Sherlolly mentioned at the end.

Semi consciousness before awakening. By Nocturnias' request. Amazing what you can hear when no one knows you're listening.

He'd thought it would be perfectly safe to let Molly and Sherlock do the dishes.

A bump on the head provides Molly with a strange peek into the mind of Sherlock Holmes.

With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?

It is the senior year of high school and Naruto still does not realize that his best friend Hinata wants to be more then friends. So with the help of her friends she gives herself a new makeover, will it be enough to catch Naruto's heart?

Weddings make people crazy. Weddings also turn sweet Hyuuga girls into the reincarnation of Satan. AU

Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.

Sherlock Holmes liked to label people and Molly Hooper? Molly Hooper was stunning. Implied Sherlock/Molly.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

Lily O'Brien is a hopeful child. Will her special cups of hot chocolate and a new friendship with Dr. Edward Cullen make her greatest wish come true? Aaaaaw moments ahead.

Hinata gets hit by a jutsu that compels her to tell only the truth for several days.

In an effort to stop Sasuke from betraying the village, the council decides to send him on a tour of Konoha's prison system. "Don't betray the village," The man recited robotically, "otherwise you'll get captured, tortured, and possibly butt-raped." CRACK.

One way to be stronger is to defeat more powerful ninja. And that is the beginning of Naruto's plan.

Molly knew what was being said about Sherlock: "the child of a serial killer, the child is tainted", the adults would say. "Freak" was the simpler label by their classmates. Co-written with AmaliaKensington/Lexieken

Sherlock returns after years away, post-Reichenbach, to find that Mycroft had hidden Molly away in witness protection. What now?

Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!

Idiot, what did I tell you about insulting different cultures!

Remember me to one who lives there; for once, he was a true love of mine. —Neji/Tenten.

When a curious Hermione Granger shows up at one of the BDSM clubs Neville Longbottom likes to frequent, she watches him dominate another woman's pleasure... and something unexpectedly shifts between them as a result. Her desire to learn all about his world of deviant, decadent sexual escapades may leave them both heartbroken. Post-Hogwarts-EWE (2003). Romance-Drama. COMPLETE.

AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?

Hermione and Draco have a yearly tradition, but can it be more? An exercise in dialogue.

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...

Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!

A businessman with a taste for a certain pink-haired secretary. A young woman who sacrificed her dreams to support her family through its darkest hour. When sparks fly and tempers flare, can they look beyond perception to the truth hiding underneath?

They meet [the first time] at the lowest point of her life. - Molly and Sherlock have met before. It makes sense, really, that he would remove that memory from his mind, but it stills hurts more than she would care to admit, that he could get rid of that night so easily while she lives with the consequences of it forever.

Hinata can't sleep because Naruto snores, and not knowing what else to do she takes Sakura's suggestion.

Tobi was supposed to be the only hyper one. But that changed when Deidara found a stuffed purple dinosaur on the doorstep...and what happened was worse than the time Deidara discovered the atomic bomb.

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

.:NejiTen:. Thanks to Lee's "special" super glue, Neji and Tenten are now stuck together for a week. What can possibly go wrong? Apparently, everything.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Sir Leon can't help but notice the uncomfortable exchanges between the new visitor and Merlin. It is time to bring this to Arthur's attention. Post season 4. Crack. One-shot.

Why Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine should never be left alone with a baby

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*

Everyone's in agreement. Ever since he married Gwen, Arthur's been acting... differently.

The first time Arthur felt proud of his baby son wasn't when he said his first words or took his first steps; no it was for a greater achievement than that

When Arthur Pendragon was seven years old; he met the girl he was going to marry.

She glanced at it again and then back to him as it dawned on her – it was a gift. He had brought her a gift.

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

I, Hinata Hyuga, am a coffee addict. I have a specific routine I follow everyday at my favorite campus coffee shoppe. But when somebody sits at MY table, well, it gets territorial.

After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?

He only went to the Hyuuga complex because he was on a stupid D-rank mission for Tsunade; He didn't expect to become enchanted by the very girl he'd known as dark and weird all his life; But now he has, Hiashi's began to pull out the family sword

Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.

Arthur and Gwen face parenthood a little earlier than expected after an accident leaves Merlin and the knights in a certain... predicament. Now surely after everything they've faced; they can handle looking after six four year old boys. Yeah Right.

Set after 'Beauty and the Beast'. There's a WHAT in the dungeon?

And then he had to ruin it, like he does with everything.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Ian hates Saladin. Saladin hates Ian. No doubt there. But what caused this sudden hatred? Well, it all began on a Christmas Eve after the clue hunt... slight Amy/Ian .

"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.

Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!

What would Sasuke do for a tomato? According to Sakura, He'd do just about anything.

Percy cannot seem to get Annabeth to want to cook anything but frosting. Percabeth quick-write drabble for a tumblr pal. Little bitty one shot to get myself back into the Percabeth groove after reading Son of Neptune.

She must have dreamed that bit.

Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.

Set during Goblin's Gold, completely canon. When Gaius accuses Merlin of sorcery, Arthur is given very little time to think. He needs more time, so he develops a split-second plan. Unfortunately, his 'plan' goes awry at every turn.

In which Nico is kicked out of the Underworld, as well as his best friend's apartment, and Sally sees things that a certain son of Hades and Oracle remain oblivious to. Slight Nico/Rachel, one-shot.

It's bad enough with Rachel attempting to cook. But add in Nico, some chicken, and a frying pan, and you've got one heck of a kitchen. Written for The Prompts: Third Prompt – First Line Dilemma

Ten-year-old Rose Granger-Weasley finds a very old magazine clipping. "Rosie," Mum said in a stunned voice. "You don't honestly believe this rubbish, do you?" She seemed to gather the worst from Rose's sheepish expression.

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

MadaraxHidan! "I have something to show you; if you take the glasses, you will be able to see through that wall and you will know what Hidan and Tobi are doing. Aren't you curious to find out why they are kissing?" Orochimaru asked with a sly grin.

A not-so-typical morning with the Potters.

Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!

She was the ruthless ANBU captain and they were the unlucky ones to have captured her. "Listen, maggots. Next one to breathe on me will get their asses kicked, understand?"

What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.

Percy Jackson has been in love a grand total of four times in his entire life. Wait. Why are you staring like that? Stop it. Four is a lot for sixteen whole years.

James comes up with a nickname.

He couldn't let Arthur do this. The old sorceress was not in her right mind. She deserved pity, not death. That is, until she mentions a young woman she once cursed. Merlin's blood runs cold, and Arthur stares at him in confusion. Merlin/Freya, no slash.

Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.

Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

In which Rachel paints, Nico cooks, and Rachel has an epiphany concerning her feelings for Nico. Rachel/Nico, one-shot.

Outtakes from "The Bigger They Are" from different POVs. Won't make much sense without reading Bigger. Bella is a military widow with four sons, Edward is a confirmed bachelor and career soldier. He only does casual, but she's got lots of baggage.

Nico gets stuck babysitting Percy and Annabeth's three-year-old child, Rachel ditches a high-brow party, and unusual childcare ensues. Rachel/Nico, sequel to my "Knocked Up" fic, and also recently revised!

Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH

Deidara x OC One-shot. Deidara turned around to see an angry looking woman.Tobi announced, "Lady looks familiar!"Kira narrowed her eyes at them and yelled,"Of course I'm familiar! The blond gay bastard blew my house up!"

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE

"I'm sorry, Rachel, I forgot that everyone else on the planet was supposed to be perfect and angelic like the glorious Oracle." "Yeah, sarcasm? It looks bad on you." Rachel and Nico never got along - and that was fine by the two of them. Nico/Rachel

"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!

O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB

Rachel couldn't exactly say she was always hyper-aware of his presence, so she went with something subtler. "No offense diAngelo, but you have the stealth of an elephant in a pink tutu." Oh the things half-Italian demigods make her say. RachelNico OneShot

COMPLETE one-shot. Seated together at the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball, Draco and Hermione might get bored enough to discuss certain events in their shared past. Or maybe they'll just get drunk. -written for dramione advent on LJ, happy holidays!-

Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J

Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.

Crackfic. Why Kakashi Hatake should NEVER write advice columns.

Post-TLO. She's done some pretty epic things to save his life, but this probably took the cake. 'Acting girly? You've got to be kidding me.' PercyxAnnabeth OneShot

Neville's been feeling ill for days...

Hidan x OC One-shot! "Hidan help! Something grabbed me and it won't let go!" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit the perpetrator."That's me you idiot!" Hidan yelled back, but twice as loud."then let go of me or I'll fall agai-" Thud! "Oww..."

Madara x OC One-shot! There were many suggestions that Madara's office should be moved farther away from everyone, but he claimed he wanted to be around people. "Why the hell are you in my office? Get out!" ...right.

A paraody against having ! in the warnings. Warnings: 4th-wall-breaking!Shinobi, Destroyer!Naruto, Fangirl!Sakura, Kyuubified!Naruto, and Many!Shinobi.

Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!

It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Naruto stood steely at the Valley of the End. He had not activated Sage Mode, nor had he used the Kyuubi’s chakra. No, Naruto knew how to defeat Sasuke without any of those things. All he needed was an opening…

“Is Lucretia not performing competently?” Mr. Snape demanded. “Her mother and I have been under the impression that her work was perfectly satisfactory. She is a very intelligent child.” Severus's daughter seems to be causing trouble once again...AU, SSHG

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

Draco is the youngest member of the Wizengamot; being a politician has not made him quieter. Harry would just like one damn evening without Draco running his mouth. Warning: D/s, gagging, bondage, humiliation, orgasm delay cock ring . It's fluffy though!

Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.

Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...

It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.

This girl; her name is Luna. And this boy; his name is Neville. She sits in front of him on the Hogwarts Express. So there's this girl, and he thinks he's in love with her. Too bad he knows he won't ever have the courage to tell her.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Proof that Hinata would do just about anything to get Naruto to like her. One-shot. Rated T for slight language. Warning!: This fic contains unhealthy amounts of Hinata-based crack!

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Hinata gussied up in her finest leather. CRACK.

What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina

“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.

CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn

Then, Bella began her procession down the aisle. Charlie was holding her close to him, tears in his eyes. I could see Bella's mother in the audience, she had tears in her eyes too. And if I was human, there would be tears in my eyes as well. ::oneshot::

What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata

Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?

In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.

Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel

Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.

Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.

AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.

Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.

AU. Crackfic. After Suigetsu woke him up for the thirteenth time, all Hidan wanted was to strangle his new roommate with his bare hands. Oneshot.

Crackfic. All Lord Voldemort wanted to do was spread a little holiday cheer. With his sudden penchant for Yuletide merriment, he decided that baking cookies with his fellow Death Eaters was the perfect activity to do just that. Oneshot.

Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.

CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee

Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.

SasuSaku. "So in future fics, there's the weak Sakura, the cold one...""The shy Sasuke, the dark, ...and *coughcough* the horny one..." "who are you and what have you done with my Sasuke-kun!"

It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Temari are about to be in a fasion show with the boys watching. But someone wanted to ruin their fun. Read and see!

Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.

[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]

Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]

Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.

Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Hinata and Naruto had begun dating. They had been a couple for a number of months. But, they never shared even a single kiss. Did that mean he wasn't really interested in her?

[oneshot] Team Yondy has a enemy they must defeat, but will they be able to overcome his great power...

[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?

Naruto. Hinata. The Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Lunch time. He's intent on teaching her about the world's perfect food.

Hinata had been waiting a long time, after making great efforts to spruce up. Naruto never showed. How could he do that? On a day like this!

The gang is at a new entertainment center. It doesn't take a genius to guess why Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten slip something into Hinata's drink, just before it's her turn to sing. How cluelss is Naruto, and what will it take to open his eyes?

Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]

In his late teens, Naruto had begun to notice girls. There was one girl in particular he finally set his sights on. It should be easy to win her heart, right? He had to make sure. [NxH]

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

The Misadventures of a VERY bored Uchiha.Obito's got it in his mind to prank his sensei. Pranking the Yondaime? Is that even possible?

A difficult mission. A treacherous environment. A fellow shinobi in danger. A jutsu gone awry. Naruto and Hinata trapped, the situation looking very bleak. Could anything good come from such tragedy?

[oneshot] If Neji is in love, Tenten and Naruto will be right there to support him...and blackmail of course. You can't forget blackmail. [Neji x Tenten]

Naruto's love for Ramen knew no bounds. Could that ever prove a problem for a certain whiteeyed girl?

Draco Malfoy fancies himself a connoisseur of fine wine and fine women, but a string of encounters with Ginny Weasley teaches him that he still has something to learn about both.

MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

A famous fortune teller retires. Wanting to shift attention to someone else, she fingers an unwilling Anko as her replacement. Tsunade wants the jounin to accept. Why? What might happen, with Orochimaru's former apprentice calling the shots?

Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!

[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Sixteen and reckless, with smooth black hair, greyblue eyes, and a personality that screamed “Motorcycle.”

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!

When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.

While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.

COMPLETE IN ONE CHAPTER...Ginny and Seamus have a typical girlboy conversation. (there is a reason no one writes simple, uncomplicated boy meets girl stories...they're BORING)

Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

Someone has spent a lot of time and money to give Ginny a Christmas she'll never forget. The big question is, who is behind it all? ---> TWELVETH AND LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS IS UP, I finally reveal our Secret Santa's identity!!

COMPLETE IN ONE SHOT (books 1-4) Ginny's sixth year, seen through her diary

COMPLETE...Draco stumbles on an illegal poker game. He'll keep the secret if they deal him in. Will he lose his heart? EXTREME FLUFF WARNING