So far, 'And In The Darkness Bind Them' is currently in lead on the poll. I'll be focusing on that story for now unless another story's votes pass it.

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Check out how my Naruto/Fairy Tail crossover is coming. It's a google doc, and feel free to leave a comment. Any questions may be sent to my email at epikalx(at)gmail. com

"In a last-ditch attempt to kill Madara for good, the remaining shinobi gear Naruto up into the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. It works. Unfortunately, in the end, Madara lands one last blow, and it has to do with the kamui. Back in the Elemental Nations; the war is won and Madara is dead, however, that doesn't mean the shinobi can relax. No, they will not rest until their Hokage-sama is back in their sight, safe and sound. And, of course, the other kage want their youngest back."
(In which Naruto, who lost his identity and went only by "Hokage-sama," and then renamed Edge, lands himself in a new world, and all alone. It takes him some time to escape from the over-curious and not-very-moral scientists, but he eventually ends up in Fairy Tail, with a tentative relationship with Laxus and some very friendly guildmates who will apparently go to the ends of the earth to make sure he at least is happy.)

Name: Skye Age: 17

Progress of my pen name: VampireDiablo - VampiraDiablo - EpikalStorms

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A few things about me...

I love to listen to all kinds of different music.

I love writing stories and coming up with

deep, controversial characters.

I love drawing digital art on my tablet.

I love going to comic con and seeing and

wearing amazing cosplay and costumes.

I love reading stories and analyzing the

characters and events.

I love listening to my friend Taylor sing,

and writing songs for her.

I love helping people settle their problems

and making them smile.

I love watching shows and movies and

getting attached to the characters.

I love finding out new things about myself.

I love pushing my limits even if it scares

me. I like to see how far I can go.

AUTHORS NOTE (IMPORTANT)

--ATTENTION ALL READERS--

To my lovely readers,

Hi there. I know I haven't updated some of(many/a lot/most of) my stories in a long while, and I sincerely apologize for that. If any of you readers are a fellow author, then perhaps you'll understand that our minds are kind of wonky and pertain to odd work hours. Therefor, my update schedule is... not consistent, in any stretch of the imagination. I apologize if this annoys/frustrates/enrages you, and it totally makes a hypocritical ass out of me sometimes, but I do honestly try my best.

Many of my stories are going through construction at the moment. Some are under rewrite and other have been put on hiatus. That might irritate some of you but I honestly can't do anything else with those stories until i fix them up. I can tell you this: they'll be much better once they're rewritten, and I hope you'll find the wait worth it in the end. That's all I can hope for, really.

All I ask is that you be patient with me. It would mean a lot, especially since I'm at that stage in my life where it actually becomes life instead of just being babysat by your parents. I'm being introduced to having a job, driving a car, and generally having responsibilities. It's scary and my parents have done a really bad job of preparing me for it. They've... tried their best, I think, but it really wasn't enough and now I'm a bit overwhelmed. However, that doesn't mean I'll stop writing, as writing is something that I love. I just ask that you guys don't begrudge me for taking my time. It would mean the world if you did. Thanks for your attention! I hope this clears things up for those of you who have been wondering.

Love,

Skye

-Story Updates-

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Regularly Updated:

And in the Darkness Bind them
Kenbosho
Riker Jackson and the Lightning Snatcher
Bae'que
Namikaze Riders
Left Us Falling
GreenEyes

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Scheduled for Rewrite:

The Black Swordsman
The Xi'an Dragon(Maybe)
Sors Daemoniorum(possibly)
Phantom of the Hospital

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On Hiatus:

Pretty much everything else
Sorry guys. I'll try to get to them as soon as I can.

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Up For Adoption:

Robin's Story (adopted by greekfreak101, can be read here.)

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Fostering:

Child of Moonlight
- This story is the baby of Vanyalin, who was a good friend of mine. It's a Harry Potter/ Lord of the Rings elfling!crossover. Unfortunately, she didn't have the courage to post most of her ideas before she was killed by a drunk driver .
If any of you want to adopt it, please send me a PM! We'll discuss it and I'll give you the rest of her notes on this story. Please only contact if you're serious about it. I won't give it to someone who will just abandon it later.

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Complete:

How to Save a Life
Sleep, We Want It
Stronger, Better, Faster
In the Mirror
Save Gotham's People, Robin

POSSIBLE FUTURE STORIES:

(Kamisama Hajimemashita/Corpse Party)

-Name Pending-

Momozono Naname finally escapes from the hellhole that is Heavenly Host Elementary School with a steadfast mission on his heart, only to be thrust headfirst into the fantastical and age-old world of the gods. With this newfound power, he may just be able to put a stop to Sachiko's nightmare realm once and for all.

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(Percy Jackson and the Olympains)

Two Crazies and a Bucket of Fire

Percy and Annabeth go insane down in Tartarus--it just wasn't meant for humans. When they finally make it out, they bring their pet Fire River along with them. The gods just aren't sure what to do about this one.

Expurget

Olympus falls into unorganized chaos when the gods realize, two months after it happens, that the Lord of the Dead, Hades, has gone missing, the only clue being a strange sword of unknown material dipped in gold ichor lying in the Underworld's throne room. Demigod quests are handed out like pamphlets as the world descends into havoc; the dead appearing to loved ones and enemies alike, specters haunting randomly placed locations and the world seemingly much more crowded than it was before.
Meanwhile, Hades wakes up in an unknown infirmary, younger in appearance and stripped of his godly powers by a terrible wound in his chest. As the wound heals, he gets to know the inhabitants of the building, realizing the gathered young adults and teens are a anonymous group of trained assassins and mercenaries dealing in guns and any other kind of weapon--but they are such a closely knit family that Hades finds himself becoming jealous that his relationship with his own siblings and other relatives isn't very much in comparison.

Things Hoped For

Poseidon notices that his younger brother, Hades, isn't exactly who they all believe him to be. Can he, his older brother Zeus, and the other gods and goddesses fix things between themselves and the Lord of the Underworld before it's too late? The family of immortals look a little deeper into their youngest's dealings and realize they don't really know Hades at all; that he is so much more than any of them could have imagined.

Year of the Boar

Ares is the god of war and complete awesomeness. So he is understandably confused with these new feelings of insecurity--that have always been there, even if he has ignored them. Until now, when they surface like monsters from the deep. He starts to believe that he really is unwanted by his family, which isn't exactly made up of the best individuals, him included. As he realizes this, Ares ponders why he even exists. War is his godly sphere. Without it, he'll fade. He watches as the other gods and goddesses speak against warring, and begins to wonder if they're really talking about him instead. After all, if War is his, isn't Ares War itself?

- (Percy Jackson crossovers)

PJOxAssassins Creed

Apple of the Eye

Altaïr is dead, and the Brotherhood finds itself feeling empty. Assassins don't want to go out and do their job anymore, and they find themselves speaking with Templars on, can it be, FRIENDLY terms more often that not. The civilians and nobility and everyone not of Assassin nor Templar are confused, watching these interactions. Soon enough, the bonds are strengthened and Templars are stunned to find themselves comforting these depressed Assassins. But the Master is not happy, and is taking his frustrations out on his no longer obedient children. Using the Apple, his methods are supernatural and oh-so painful. Reality flips over on itself when we see Templars rushing to protect their once distinct arch-enemies from their traitorious Master. After his death, Altaïr wakes up in the Void. He meets Chaos and joins his ranks in becoming that being's right hand Assassin, head of the other Assassin; Percy, Thalia, Nico, Luke, Jason, Leo, Piper, Beckendorf, Bianca, Zoe, Calypso--and someone he thought he'd never see again, someone who he thought would hate him just as much as his brother Malik did: Kadar. Soon to join them are Ezio, Connor and Desmond from the future as time progresses.

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(Harry Potter)

Letters

Little Harry Potter hates his name; be it boy, freak, or Harry Potter. So when he finds a trunk that belonged to his mother while cleaning the attic, filled to the brim with letters to him from his parents, he decides to change it. Who needs Harry Potter, meek little Boy-Who-Lived, anyway? Not when they could have Hadrian Judas Peverell, heir to the Peverell, Black, Slytherin, Gryffindor and alleged-Potter fortunes.

- (HP crossovers)

HP/Lord of the Rings:

-Name Pending-

Harry goes through his majority on his fourteenth birthday and realizes a lot of things. One; he had blue hair. Two; a lot of other people also had blue hair, when they didn't have blue hair before. Three; he was quite certain making a country shouldn't be this damn frustrating.

HP/BlueBloods

-Name Pending-

Harry dies, meets Death, find out Fate really is a bitch, and is sent hurdling through time as a ghost without a corporeal form. Harry had a entire list of things he has to do, but time doesn't wait for anyone, even one of it's travelers. The first thing is on that list is to get a body- -without that, there's no way that Harry can help his past self or the fate of the world. Once in possession of that body, there's a short pit stop that has to do with a family of law enforcement, which admittedly lasts for a few years before Harry realized that he still has a world to save.

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(Naruto)

-Name Pending-

Naruto isn't satisfied with the ways things turned out, so he requests a do-over. And he gets it. Except, Uzushio has a bit of a hand in how things decide to go down.

- (Naruto crossovers)

Naruto/Lord of the Rings:

Foxchild

Naruto didn't exactly have the best of childhoods. Actually, he could probably assume his was one of the worst cases in the universe. Apparently, the Universe agrees, and remedies the situation. By kidnapping him and ditching him as a five-year-old elf in an entirely different dimension from the one he grew up in. No one ever said righting the wrongs was ever going to be easy. -Because there's so many Harry Potter and not enough Naruto. There's really no debate on who had the rattiest childhood.

Naruto/Fairy Tail

On the Edge

Naruto was in a war one moment, most hope lost but still a shred within his grasp, and the next moment he's in a world not his own and barren of a purpose. The war was won before he left, he knew, just barely, and now he's lost.

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(Bleach)

OCD - Overenthusiastic Companion Delegations

Ichigo Kurosaki grew up in a different way. He's calm, doesn't like to frown, hates to cry and loves to make people smile. After his mother died, he contracts a certain case of OCD and finds himself writing out entire scenarios on the walls of his bedroom. How can a strawberry with an entirely different personality effect the story?

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(Arrow)

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

And how it effects Oliver and his life after the island nightmare.

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(Avatar: the Last Airbender)

Spirit Blue

Li is the son of a chief of a earth kingdom import town, supposedly. He's kidnapped by firebenders seeking information on his father's dealings, and then left for dead; only to be rescued by the Spirit of Knowledge and healed by the Ocean herself. This little boy grows up to be the Blue Spirit, Fire Kingdom felon and wanted dead or alive, at the tender age of thirteen. Is he really who he thinks he is, though?

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(Merlin(BBC))

Emrys Starlight

Emrys just suddenly popped into their life, no explanation, no excuse. He decided that he enjoyed wreaking havoc in Camelot, and unfortunately stuck around. But, as time progresses, and they all grew closer to the warlock, they realize that, maybe, it isn't so unfortunate after all. Uther begins to frustratingly doubt his own presumably unshakable hatred against the sorcerers, and Arther doesn't think his life will ever have a normal day again. The Knights of Camelot are dreading whatever prank they might be caught in every time they way up for another day full of training and duties--as well as fitting an eccentric, magic-using, hyperactive prophesied mystery into their schedule. Morgana and Gwen are just amused.

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(Star Wars/Clone Wars-animation(x-?))

Thief

There's a thief climbing up the ladder of popularity on Coruscant. Everyone's talking about him. He can take anything from anywhere, like a phantom. They even say he's able to steal from the Jedi. They call him Shadow.
Except, he's not really your run-of-the-mill thief.

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(Alex Rider)

The Devil's Luck

Another long mission goes by, and Alex is completely fed up with it all. He's through with letting the government(which was suppose to be protecting him, a citizen; as he'd never signed up for this and he was technically never even paid for his work), or whatever MI6 wanted to call themselves, lord over his life and make his decisions for him. So, in a completely Rider-like way, Alex Rider disappears, and AJ Rhys is signing up for the SAS; or, the Secret Air Service.
Passing the entrance sort-of-exam with flying colors, he joins X-Unit as Jaguar, bringing the reputation of the King of Pranks the light in the camp full of soldiers and showing everyone that age doesn't matter when it comes to skills. With the Sargent the only person in the world who knows the truth, how will Jag change Breacon Beacons? And is it for the better, or for the worse?

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(The Amazing Spiderman)

the.Spiders

Peter Parker doesn't exist. 9/11 orphans Jair and Archer are twins who've ran away from the system; tech geek Skye's parents were abusive; international student Aya's family back in Japan were killed; Liz's army father is KIA; Emrys is... well.
Six teens, each with a different story. But they have one thing in common; they all feel this strange need to keep New York's idiotic inhabitants safe and in line.

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(DragonFable(ArtixEntertainment game, Battleon. com))

11

Caiden Eleven is our hero--except, he such a shy and quiet guy. And the world of Lore is so... big.

(About Me)

Likes:

Doctor Who, Sword Art Online, Lord of the Rings, Assassins Creed, D. Gray-Man, The Inheritance Cycle, Danny Phantom, Young Justice, Teen Titans, Bleach, Axis Powers: Hetalia, Batman, Di-Gata Defenders, Man On A Ledge, FullMetal Alchemist, Pokemon, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Percy Jackson, One Piece, Gundam Wing, Corpse Party, Harry potter, X-men Evolution, Generator Rex, To Kill a Mocking Bird...(cont.)

Individual likes:

9th Doctor, Jack Harkness, 10th Doctor, Jake Simmonds(Doctor Who), Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, King Thranduil(Lord of the Rings), Altair, Kadar, Connor, Desmond(Assassin Creed), Murtagh, Blödhgarm(The Inheritance Cycle), Phantom, Clockwork, Dani(Danny Phantom), Red X, Jericho, The Harald(Teen Titans), Ichigo, Toshiro, Ukitake, Masamune, Kenpachi(Bleach), America, Russia, Japan, Germany, Prussia(APH), Bruce, Dick, and Damien (Batman), Seth(Di-Gata Defenders), Nick Cassidy's dad(Man On A Ledge), Kirito, Klein, and Agil(Sword Art Online), Ed, Al, Scar, Roy(FullMetal Alchemist), Hidan, Tobi, Kakashi, Haku, Yamoto, Zabuza, Tsunade(Naruto), Grimsley, Ingo/Nobori & Emmet/Kudari, Black, N(Pokemon), Gokudera, Reborn, 1st Gen. Vongola(Katekyo Hitman Reborn), Apollo, Percy, Nico, Thalia, Zoe, Hades, Hermes, Hestia, Ares and Triton(Percy Jackson), Shanks, Zoro, Dracule MiHawk(One Piece), Duo Maxwell(Gundam Wing), Yoshiki Kishinuma, Ryou(Corpse Party), Blaise Zabini, Tonks, Teddy Lupin, Sirius, Draco, Tom Riddle(Harry Potter), Kitty Pride/Shadowcat, Logan/Wolverine, Scott/Cyclops(X-men: Evolution), Rex, Noah(Generator Rex), Atticus(To Kill A Mockingbird), --

Dislikes:

South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Up, American Dad...

FAVORITES

Favorite Color: Blues

Favorite Animal: Snakes

Favorite Food: Fettuccine, Sushi, Beef Stew, potatoes

Favorite Drink: Rootbeer floats

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Candy: Black Licorice, Good and Plenty,
Swedish Fish, Raspberry gummies

Favorite Word/vocal sound: 'Cha'

Favorite Smell: Black Licorice

Favorite Book: To Kill a Mockingbird

Favorite Book Series: Lord of the Rings

Favorite Anime: Sword Art Online

Favorite Movie: Man On A Ledge

Favorite Song: Seven Nation Army cover
by Melanie Martinez

NOPES

Least Favorite Color: Yellow

Least Favorite Animal: Boar

Least Favorite Food: Mushrooms, Tomatoes,

Least Favorite Drink: Orange Juice, Cranebrry Juice

Least Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons, South Park

Least Favorite Candy: Lemon, Lime, or
Grape Flavored Candies

Least Favorite Word: 'Chunky'

Least Favorite Smell: Paper-Making Factories, sewers

Least Favorite Book: 50 Shades of Gray

Least Favorite Book Series: Magic School Bus Books

Least Favorite Anime: KissxSis

Least Favorite Movie: Flushed Away, Up,

Least Favorite Songs: Miley Cyrus Songs (after she got stupid),
and Justin Bieber Songs

Story Art:

(I sometimes draw art for my stories, since I'm also interested in digital art as well as writing. Here are links to my art, although you can also you to my deviantart page and see them, and all my other artworks, from there. I will also list fan art of my stories here, if I find any.)

Riker Jackson Art:

Fanart:

Riker: Riker Jackson, (RJ- Character Profiles) Riker Jackson

Clarisse: ClarisseClarisse La'Rue, (RJ- Character Profiles) Clarisse La'Rue,

Jesse: Jesse, Jesse Wolfe, (RJ- Character Profiles) Jesse Wolfe

Riker, Clarisse and Jesse: Riker, Clarisse, and Jesse, Riker J, Jesse W, and Clarisse L

Book Covers:

Book 1: The Lightning Snatcher (currently in progress)

Book 2: The Ocean of Anti-Eden (not yet written)

Book 3: The Disappearance of a Badass (not yet written)

Book 4: The World's Largest Maze (not yet written)

Book 4: The Empire of Manhatten (not yet written)

Left Us Falling Art:

Book Cover:

Left Us Falling

Fanart:

Sagi

Kenbosho:

Fanart:

Kuro: Kuro and his Pokemon, Kuro(Hospital), Kuro Shirosaki, Kuro (Cave)

Jake: Jake Hunter, Stolen Pokemon

Charlie: Charlie Stemptson

Rival: Rival Clemente

Kaiden: Kaiden Coroner

Jake and Kuro: Jake and Kuro, Fight(Rival)

Random Facts About ME!-

(1) I do NOT like zombies. Usually.

(2) I have Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD), which MAY explain why I am so random and crazy, but only to a minimum. I'm much too awesome for my awesomeness to be explained by a simple disorder.

(3) To address my stance on LGBTQIA, I'm asexual and really really don't think that your sexuality should define who you are. Ergo, it shouldn't be such a big deal and surrounded by such drama as it is. Literally, we humans have so much more going on in our lives, purposes to fulfill, goals to make that wholly ARE NOT affected by what kind of person we love. In my mind, a person is NOT a gender, and vice versa. Grow up, people.

(4) I LOVE music. All kinds. Right now, I'm in a sort of Superchick meets Imagine Dragons meets Devil Wears Prada meets Digital Daggers...

(5) I love Slenderman, and I still have no idea what Candlejack is all about. But, me likey urban legends and shizz.

(6) I homeschool myself. Like, at home. Alone. Online. Yes, it's totally awesome. The program I enrolled in gave me a free laptop for it. It. Freaking. Rocks.

(7) I tend to jump between fandoms and obsession. For example, I can be absolutely chit chatty about, say, Soul Eater one moment, then hop on the D. Gray Man bandwagon the next -(which, by the way, is exactly what happened XD)-

(8) I like to spend my days writing and drawing. I think I'm pretty good, at both, but I wouldn't go as far to call myself a master or anything. I got my artist muscles up by tracing something a few hundred times, then trying it on my own. Right now, I'm working on my shapes, character hands, and shading. I'm a terrible shader. And my digital coloring is quite horrid. So I'm working on that.

(9) I stopped watching Saturday morning cartoons when I was eight. They got boring, frankly, so I moved onto anime, and soon lost all innocence I had still acquired. Not all of the shows I watch are mentally scarring, but I think they may be the reason me and my surrogate sister are such sadists. Maybe.

(10) Coffee. Since I'm seriously ADHD, it has the reverse effect on me. When I drink coffee, I get sleepy. When I inhale RedBull, or expresso, I go K.O. Like, seriously. Oh, speaking of disorders, I also have Restless Leg Syndrome. Got both from the father.

(11) I am seriously crazy about the number "11". So crazed it scared even me. I can't help but get completely and utterly excited whenever I see this number for more than three seconds, and my heart beats like a kangaroo kicking for a split moment when I see it for less than that. I can't even keep myself from squealing multiple times when I see it for more than half a minute. I seriously think somethings wrong with me... :\

(12) Multiple times in my past, I've gone to sleep in my bed, only to wake up the next morning and find my room completely re-arranged. I then, understandingly, freak out for about two seconds before I remember that I had trouble going to sleep the night before, and moved around my furniture out of boredom. I really can't believe my family never woke up. Furniture is heavy...

(13) Dreaming has been one of my greatest fears ever since I can remember. Sometimes I can't help but be worried about whether or not my life is real or not. I know it's a pretty stupid fear, but it's there. Sometimes I go to sleep at night, and try not to be worried about waking up somewhere else and discovering that the whole life I've lived so far has only been a dream, and that I'm actually someone else, or something like that. it's stunting my ability to progress forward and make plans for myself. Maybe I think about things too deeply, but this seriously scares me, and I don't know why. Is there a name for that?

(14) I'm an insomniac, so don't be surprised if my story is updated more than once over night. I'm the closest thing to a vampire you'll get, my friends.

(15) I have a steel stomach. I can eat ANYTHING, and I haven't died yet! I ate ant poison, once. Just a bit, cuz I thought it was salt, but... yet, here I am!

(16) I think dead bodies of any kind are absolutely awesome. No, I'm not homicidal or anything. I just... I think I watch too many murder mystery/cop shows... But I won't go NEAR even the rumor of a dead body if it's been in that particular state for more than three days or has started it's rotting process already.

(17) I murdered my little brother's imaginary friends when I was seven. Maybe it was when I was eight. I don't really remember. He only stopped crying after I held a funeral ceremony, but he stopped bothering me after that, and I no longer had to play games (tag, football, Hide-and-Seek, etc.) with someone who wasn't there.

(18) I love those little black coffee straws. I put them in my mouth like one of those cancer sticks that all those older people are so obsessed over, and suck air through them, or just chew them, when I'm bored. Or when I'm not; just whenever, really.

(19) Hey, did I mention I was a girl? Yeah, that might be important. Not sure. I really don't care, naturally. It's all up to you guys.

(20) So, I guess I should probably explain the whole evil carrots/Green Pea Armada to you all. It's a really long story, goes back to years, I think. See, I was very bored one day, so I went up to a friend and started shaking their shoulders, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE EVIL CARROTS ARE COMING! RUUUUN!" So me and my friend hid under my bed as the evil carrots rampaged through my home and consciousness. Soon, their destruction and dictatorship became too much, got a little out of hand, so me and my friend retaliated with the brave and fearless Green Pea Armada. The Green Pea's waged war on the Evil Carrots as my friend and I hid in the safety of the Green Pea HQ and home base/fort. We lost many, many brave green little soldiers that fateful day, to those backstabbing, vicious orange-skinned screw-like vegetables. In fact, their war is still fought to this day, and many more lose their lives. It's all part of how the world works, however, so we must take it in stride. And there you have it! That's it, really. And if you're wondering about the fluffy pink zebra's, well, that's a story for another time XD

(21) And I'm Christian. Big shocker? Well, then, I must really suck at it -_-" I'M SORRY, GOD!!!!! FORGIVE ME! *bows head*

(22) Twenty two is a multiple of 11... XDDDDDDDDD *squee* Oh! And it's also my birthday. The 22nd of December. 1998.

(23) 9.11 is the only day I spend thoroughly depressed. Sad day. Sad, sad day.

(24) I love (love, LOVE) torturing my favorite characters of the shows I watch, or the books i read. Any fandom that I have a favorite character in, really. I don't know why. But, seeing other people's stories, i'm guessing that, maybe, it's just one of those crazed fangirl things? I don't know... But I do. I love it Physical, emotional, and torture is cool with me! Pain, pain pain! Hehe! Well, as long as they don't die. That'd totally ruin it. Yeah, no dying please! *

(25) I've always fantasized about jumping off a cliff, or a very tall building, or maybe even a plane high in the sky, and see if I can use the air resistance and my body's momentum to my advantage and land on my feet, and not die or break anything. That's probably not gonna happen, due to the laws of physics, but I'm pretty sure that if I'm gonna kick the bucket, it's probably going to be by falling to my death. That's just how I am. I'd probably do it, too, if I didn't have a lot of people there to stop me. And if I wasn't such a wimp. And if I had a plane. I guess I can just settle for skydiving in my future, or maybe bungee jumping. Whatever.

(26) I refuse to wear skirts. Or dresses. Ever. NEVER, ever. Not happening. One time, when I went to a school, us girls were forced to wear a skirt, or dress, to the closing program. Let's just say I didn't preform, okay? Well, I did. But no smiles at the audience this time, folks!

(27) If I had the chance to choose a power combination for myself to obtain, it'd probably be the power to travel between any dimension of my choice (ya know, book universes, video games, movies, anime shows, cartoons; Harry Potter, Sword Art Online, Young Justice, stuff like that), and the power to change my entire appearance, or any part of my body, to however I like. Like a metamorph. Like, Tonks from HP, I guess.

(28) Sometimes I get so distracted I don't eat anything. Like, I wake up in the morning, start school, then realize I haven't had breakfast when my parents come home. Then i realize I hadn't had LUNCH either. Then, I feast upon the innards of the fridge all night long, before retiring to the state of unconsciousness at, like, three to five in the morning.

(29) I luv, luv, luv, luvluv, LUV alfredo sauce. I put it on noodles, rice, I even spread it on bread in substitution for the mayonnaise we didn't have, once. I also LOVE raspberries. They awesome. I like strawberries dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with plain sugar. And, as a thing to sate some boredom and to keep my chewing-obsessed jaw busy when I'm not hungry, I'll chew in ice. Crushed ice. Ice cubes are to big to randomly chew. Sometimes I'll put the ice in the Magic Bullet(super blender) we have in the kitchen, and make snow to eat. I don't trust the kind that falls from the sky. even if it's newly fallen and not touched. Cuz it's really just old, recycled, frozen rain water. XP Bleh.

(30) I think I may be a bit deaf in my left ear... I can hear fine in my right... Sometimes my left is fine too, though, so... Okay, here's the brief history of my ears:
I had numerous bad ear infections when I was young. Once I went to the doctor's, and they tried to flush my ear out. With water. Didn't work, though. I'd take a shot over that any day. I don't go to that doctor's office anymore. I think that attempt at ear flushing made my ears worse or something. I then had to get surgery on my ears. They inserted these tube-like things into my ear canal. I just now wonder how the hell they got them in there, since I can't seem to find any scars indicating that they cut my head open... The insides of my ears have always felt a bit choppy anyhow. The tubes were designed to fall out randomly a few years later, apparently. I don't know how I didn't notice when it happened, cuz apparently, it did. Since, when I went to the doc about two years ago, he said one of them might be gone. The other's still in there, we think. I'm pretty sure it's my left one. And, there. That's it. According to my shizzy memory, though, it ALL started when I was really young. I remember stuffing one of those tiny Styrofoam packing peanuts into my ear... Don't ask me why, I have absolutely no clue... Hm.

(31) I am a member of the Dollars. It's a gang. Like color gangs, but we are COLORLESS. Transparent. And not like most gangs. We are GOODAWESOMEPEOPLEYEAH! We do awesome stuff, and our missions are always(most of the time XD) to help out other people! We'd love for you to join! Just Google "Dollars, BBS" and it should pop up.

(32) I was taking a "How Evil Are you" quiz on the net just now, and came up with interesting results. I'm about 79% Evil, which saddens me slightly.

(33) I have a strange sense of taste. Well, strange to OTHER people, it appears. Seriously,though, what's so gross about mustard and mayo sandwiches? They're great! Mmmm.

(34) I just found out that I've been put on steroids before. Wen I was three. Oh, how I pity those who had to deal with me then. Maybe that's why I'm so.. me, today. I don't think those steroids EVER left my system fully XDDD

(35) I have an extremely weak will. I once swore never to read or write slash. That went out the window incredibly fast. I think I got whiplash. I'm a yaio fangirl now... Amazing how things can change so quickly, un? XD

(36) I absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, completely, indefinitely DESPISE being tickled. No, honestly. It hurts, it feels like I'm dying... by way of suffocation. I don't know how on earth any respectable parent can subject their child to such a torture and still be considered fit guardians...

(37) DO NOT hiccup when you're twisted around trying to crack your back. I repeat, DO NOT. It is painful, VERY painful.

(38) I can be a pretty spiteful bitch if provoked--except my revenge is usually childish and only vaguely harmful... Just 'cause I'm bad at coming up with ways to hurt people... emotionally or mentally. I'm quite good at physically though. At least, I am in my head.

(39) I just realized that this is literally a time-line/list of my own self-discovery journey. Whenever I find out something new about myself I end up adding it to this list. Hm. Well, enjoy my life

(40) My favorite Gatorade flavor is Lime Cucumber!! Yummm

(41) I learned how to pirate music off the internet for myself from my daddy X3

The Fanfic Writer's Code of Honor

Bold whatever you need to work on

1. Use SpellCheck and proper grammar. I don't care how interesting your story is. If you have the grammatical skills of a drunken third grader, no one is going to read it.
2. Update! Not every day, but more than once a year. If you don't update for a ridiculously long period of time or discontinue it, put your story up for adoption.
3. No Sues or Stus. No exceptions.
4. Leave reviews. Everyone begs for them- you included- so you should honor other people's wishes and give them out.
5. ANs shouldn't be longer than the chapter itself.
6. Don't write too many incomplete stories at the same time. You'll end up stretching yourself thin and making no progress on any of them.
7. If thirty plus people point out a plot hole, out of character moment, or other error, go back and fix it.
8. (Optional, but probably a good idea) Leave a "will." Have someone who, if you don't update for X months, will either adopt your stories or find someone else to continue them.

Jeez, I really gotta work on some of this... XD Sorry.