Hiya!!!! I'm Lori (Although I was born with the name Danielle so Elli or E are names of mine) although I respond to weirdo, 'hey you' and psycho (don't ask). Oh and since people use names based off their FF ones y'all are all allowed to call me either: Mistress, or JAMOI. Any one of those will do. XD

FAV TV SHOWS: Supernatural, Psych, Terra Nova, White Collar, Burn Notice, Covert Affairs, The Mentalist, House, NCIS, NCIS:LA, The Pretender, Once Upon a Time, The Good Wife and MORE!!!

FAV MOVIES: Stonehenge Apocalypse, RENT, Harry Potter, The Lightning Thief, Phantom of the Opera

SHIPS: BAMF (Wash/Taylor), Destiel, (Dean/Cas), Sabriel (Sam/Gabe), Calthazar (Cas/Balthazar), McAbby (McGee/Abby), Tiva (Tony/Ziva), Tate (Tony/Kate), McNozzo (McGee/Tony bromance), Barthaniel (Bart/Nat), Huddy (House/Cuddy), and others I cannot think of right now.

FAV FANFICTION WRITERS: Above-and-Beyond97, frostfur72, gf7, Inu-midoriko, Kitsune Krazy, Lia MarieDaughter of Hecate, Madi92, shipper55, skykissedwindknight, The King's Soldier, Wildstorm of Whisperingclan, xoxoBelleGG, Zoe6, proud to be imperfect, mercscilla

I am a firm believer in Castianity. (The belief in a trench-coat wearing ex-angel who ate a million souls and became God.)

Weird stuff about me:

I like pie.

I obsess over things intensely.

I fangirl whenever I see a penguin OR a platypus!

I go by a ton of weird names as mentioned above! XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (I have to I'm in marching band. LOL)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.
You love to shop.
You wear shadow/eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheer leading a sport.(HELL NO!)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing a necklace and small bracelets.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics.

It takes you around an hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 2

And now for the random funny shit people are supposed to post on these things!!!

Spread the love, not the hate! Remember 525,600 minutes in a year, and show them in love.

"That boy could use some prozac-"
"Or HEAVY DRUGS!
"Or group hugs!" - You'll see (RENT)

To people living with living with living with, NOT DYING FROM DISEASE!! -La vie Boheme (RENT)

The oppisite of war isn't peace...It's creation! -La Vie Boheme (RENT)

Benny-- Ho Ho Ho
Mark and Roger-- Benny! (Shit!)
Benny-- Dudes i'm on my way
Mark and Roger-- Great! (Fuck!) -Tune Up 2# (RENT)

I Can't Control
My Destiny
I Trust My Soul
My Only Goal
Is Just To Be...
There's Only Us
There's Only This
Forget Regret
Or Life Is Yours To Miss
No Other Road
No Other Way
No Day But Today -Another Day (RENT)

We'll make it yet, we'll somehow get to Santa Fe -Finale (RENT)

Measure your life in love -Seasons of love (RENT)

How do you leave the past behind
When it keeps finding ways to get to your heart
It reaches way down deep and tears you inside out
Till you're torn apart
Rent!
How can you connect in an age
Where strangers, landlords, lovers
Your own blood cells betray
What binds the fabric together
When the raging, shifting winds of change
Keep ripping away! -Rent (RENT)

"VIVA LA VIE BOHEME!!" -La Vie Boheme (RENT)

"We call him Albino Pumpkin Head..." -Jesse L. Martin on Anthony Rapp
"Jonathan was so excited you couldn't help but be excited about it, even when you didn't really know what's going on. Like, ''Okay, it's gonna be awesome! I don't know what we're doing, but it's gonna be awesome!"--Jesse L. Martin about RENT.
"This play is the anthem of all artists."-Wilson Jermaine Heredia
"I'm more of a man, than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get." - Angel (RENT)
There is only one you for all time. Fearlessly be yourself. ~Anthony Rapp
Ignorance is bliss. I wish I still had some. ~Adam Pascal

If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting, or want to someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.

If you think RENT is without a doubt, the BEST musical ever, copy this into your profile!

If you would love to open up a restaurant in Santa Fe with Adam, Anthony, Wilson, and Jesse, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Adam Pascal has the best ass below 14th street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about being pulled up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme by Mark, copy this into your profile!

If you think Roger Davis is seriousfuckinly hot (thank you, Adam Pascal) and Mimi Marquez is the luckiest girl ever, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten so happy when you were watching RENT that a lump forms in your throat and you can't sing along anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it competely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, kick them then copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel conflicted inside because you love Taye Diggs but Benny really pisses you off, copy this into your profile.

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme, copy this into your profile.

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt disgustingly guilty about not crying at Angel's funeral one out of the thousand times you've watched it, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at political debates, copy this into your profile.

The Insanity Test

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blonde.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
X You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
X You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

X You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used frequently.
X You don't know what "um" means.

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (A laptop’s a calculator)

Divide by 36 then multiply by 100

I am 89% INSANE!!!!

Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.

Shawn Spencer: [while making something in an Easy Bake Oven] That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?

Shawn Spencer: Hang on Doogie. Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?

Shawn Spencer: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

Shawn Spencer: The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.

Carlton Lassiter: Hey, we found prints.
Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red corvette?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter: FINGER prints!

Carlton Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn Spencer: But your eyes said yes.

Carlton Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn Spencer: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

[repeated line]
Shawn Spencer: [after someone corrects him] I've heard it both ways.

Shawn Spencer: Remember, Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.

Shawn Spencer: You two are officially my least favorite tag team of all time!
Clyde: Really? With Iron Sheik and Nicholai Volkoff on the table?
Shawn Spencer: Wow! You just made THAT reference!

Shawn Spencer: I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is by partner, Gus "TT" Showbiz.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: The extra T is for extra talent.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that?
Shawn Spencer: I lived in an airport for a month, Gus.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal.
Shawn Spencer: Same difference.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: I'm a man of untold mystery. that's why my friends call me G.
Shawn Spencer: Ha. That's funny. I thought they called you Big-Head Burton.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Don't ever say that name, Shawn. Besides, I know it was you who started that.
Shawn Spencer: I'm sorry, Gus, I have a knack for alliteration. I'm a slave to it. Besides, how many words start with a B?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: About a thousand! You could have used bold, black, beautiful...
Shawn Spencer: Dude, who would have called you Black Burton?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Now everybody on my mom's side of the family thinks that I'm a psychic detective, and they think you're...
Shawn Spencer: Gay?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: No.
Shawn Spencer: German?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: No.
Shawn Spencer: Invisible?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: My assistant.
Shawn Spencer: Wow.

Henry Spencer: [leans in very close] Are you busy on Saturday?
Shawn Spencer: You - you want me to come with you to awkward class?

Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham.

Juliet O'Hara: I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Shawn Spencer: Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, Lego wants to sponsor me this year.
Juliet O'Hara: Oh my God, that's great.
Shawn Spencer: They also want me to wear shoes made out of Legos... So I'm torn...

Shawn Spencer: Besides, this is a real-life television studio, Gus. What could be better?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Eating my breakfast. I was having a poached egg with hollandaise sauce on an English muffin.
Shawn Spencer: Look, we'll solve it up quick. You'll be home in no time.
[pretends to answer phone]
Shawn Spencer: Hello? Dame Judi Dench called. She wants her breakfast back.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: So now I have a cat?
Shawn Spencer: An orange tabby. Last Christmas you made her a tiny Santa hat and she adores it.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Fantastic. I can't even have a make-believe boy cat.
Shawn Spencer: Gus, a boy cat would never serve my purposes nearly as well. Next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Pickles?
Shawn Spencer: Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Although, I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Wasn't Howie the victim at one point?
Shawn Spencer: Gus, that is so forty minutes ago. I bet you're still telling your friends to chillax.

Carlton Lassiter: You wanted to see me, Chief?
Karen Vick: Yes. It has come to my attention, Detective, that you've discharged your weapons in the last four cases you've worked.
Carlton Lassiter: Thank you.
Karen Vick: That wasn't a compliment.
Carlton Lassiter: I'm just trying to keep the streets safe.
Karen Vick: The last incident was at a cat show.
Carlton Lassiter: Well, let me just go on record as saying that I would never shoot a cat.
Karen Vick: I guess I can find some solace in that.
Carlton Lassiter: Unless it was approaching in a threatening manner, or refused to stop upon my command. I would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point, but it's actually a field decision I can't commit to at this juncture.

Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Crunch?
Shawn Spencer: [enters, dressed in a Civil War uniform] Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: I can't spend the night in the museum. I don't have my toothbrush, I don't have my multi-vitamins, and oh yeah, I don't want my soul suffering eternal damnation for disrupting the sleep of an Egyptian canal digger.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn? What the heck are you doing here?
Shawn Spencer: I should ask you the same question.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: I work here!
Shawn Spencer: I should ask you a different question.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: How much farther to this place?
Shawn Spencer: Fifty, sixty miles.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Sixty miles? And you didn't get me a donut?
Shawn Spencer: I did get you a donut. And then I ate it.

Henry Spencer: I don't even know how that ridiculous urban legend got started.
Shawn SpencerBurton 'Gus' Guster: [stare at each other]
Shawn Spencer: [whispering] It was your big-ass mouth!
Burton 'Gus' Guster: I wanted to keep it a secret! You were the one who was broadcasting it at the lunch table!
Shawn Spencer: I can't believe this...
Burton 'Gus' Guster: We actually started an urban legend.
Shawn Spencer: That's dope.

Shawn Spencer: Dude. Some guy in a wolf costume with a light saber just said hi to you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: [evasive] I don't know that guy.
Shawn Spencer: He looked right at you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: He was mistaken.
Shawn Spencer: He said, 'Hi, Gus.' And then, another dude with a cape and a codpiece gave you a half-nod.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Are you crazy?
Shawn Spencer: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.

Karen Vick: It goes without saying, Mr. Spencer, that your father is in no way to participate in this investigation. He's no longer on the force, and his meddling could compromise the case in court. Do I make myself clear?
Shawn Spencer: Yes, you do, Chief. What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?
Karen Vick: No, and frankly, I could care less.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Now, that's the one that bothers me. Why do people say, 'I could care less' when they really mean, 'I couldn't care less?'
Karen Vick: Well, why don't you tell me how to properly say this? If you share any official information about this case with your father, or let him anywhere near any new evidence, then the two of you will have to find another police department to work for, and I will personally see to it that each of you is charged with obstruction of justice.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: You split an infinitive.
Shawn Spencer: Good catch, Gus!
Karen Vick: You two realize I carry a gun, right?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That was perfectly elocuted.

Shawn Spencer: The important thing is that you got your cover story.
Reporter: Actually, it's page 64.
Shawn Spencer: It really depends on how you fold it, doesn't it?

Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua. I have a foolproof plan that solves the case and gives the Chief all the credit.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: What is it?
Shawn Spencer: Actually, all I have is the phrase "I have a foolproof plan." Beyond that, I'm wide open.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Great. Now you've gotten me kicked out of a funeral. Just add it to the list. Kicked out of Petsmart, kicked out of Santa's Village, kicked out of the Salvation Army...
Shawn Spencer: Dishonorably discharged!

Carlton Lassiter: Questions?
Juliet O'Hara: Is this your only lead?
Carlton Lassiter: His responses to my interrogation were hostile at best.
Juliet O'Hara: Clarify "hostile."
Carlton Lassiter: [through his teeth] Use my tone now as a guide.

Shawn Spencer: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the Policeman's Ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response for that.
Carlton Lassiter: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?
Shawn Spencer: Uhhh... The case gets solved?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: To be honest, I'm burnt. I just wanna take a nap.
Shawn Spencer: Couldn't agree with you more, buddy. I think we should lay low for a bit. No more cases.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that. I was kind of worried about telling you.
Shawn Spencer: Don't be a silly goose. Now, we've had a good talk, I think we both felt it, and look at this. Here we are.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: What is this, Shawn?
Shawn Spencer: Okay, here's the thing. The police may have found a body... which I may have picked up on my police scanner which... I may have brought with me.

Shawn Spencer: Life insurance policy?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: It doesn't make any sense.
Shawn Spencer: Tell me about it... Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: You never could understand legalese.
Shawn Spencer: Oh, really? Remind me who it was who set up our Psych 401ks?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, you mean our 601ks? Because India doesn't have 401ks.
Shawn Spencer: It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made like, 500 rupee.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's thirteen dollars.

Henry Spencer: [watching Shawn jump up and down because he just figured out the case] Shawn, don't you *dare* learn a wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!

Shawn Spencer: How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Don't you watch the news?
Shawn Spencer: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.

Juliet O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today.
Shawn Spencer: "Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word "literally?"

Shawn Spencer: I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin!
Burton 'Gus' Guster: On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly, someone is stealing my look.
Shawn Spencer: Right... I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: You're taking my name off the lease and the door and these Frisbees.
Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be ridiculous. Look, I'm almost positive this isn't a load-bearing wall. But if you're really concerned, why don't you jump up and down in the attic to make sure?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: I'm not going out there.
Shawn Spencer: You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Mopery?
Shawn Spencer: With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.

Shawn Spencer: Don't worry, Jules. I'll crack your case like an egg. Then we'll make omelets with shallots... and JUSTICE.

Carlton Lassiter: So you think someone planted it in his locker?
Shawn Spencer: No, I think someone put it there on purpose.
Carlton Lassiter: That's what I just said.
Shawn Spencer: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power.

Carlton Lassiter: Now I need to know your process.
Shawn Spencer: Do you really want to know my process?
Carlton Lassiter: Absolutely.
Shawn Spencer: Well, it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: And if there's time in between? ThunderCats. Ho-oh!

Burton 'Gus' Guster: What part of "stay put" is confusing to you?
Shawn Spencer: The "put" part. I wasn't "put" in the first place, Gus. The whole expression is a complete disaster.

Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a silly goose.

Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine.

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I have pushed on a door that says PULL or vice versa

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If you've ever lay in bed at night, just not able to sleep at all, you usually spend your time reading Nickelodeon, Watching Nickelodeon, or even Thinking about what could have happened during a show, or even what you imagined what could have happened after a certain show, or even a totally different story by Y-O-U, copy and paste this onto your file.

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If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, Gewlicious

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98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Now add your name because you should be proud: krazykookiegirl, Gewlicious

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Marski's alright, though Marlene/Julien isn't bright... but I’ve got to come clean; cause you can't beat some good 'old skilene. ~if you completely agree with this phrase, copy and paste it into your profile.

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The Soundtrack To My Life

RENT STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opening credits: Seasons of Love (RENT)

Waking up: Rent (RENT)

First Day of School: Will I? (RENT

Falling in Love: Light My Candle (RENT)

Fighting: Take Me Or Leave Me (RENT)

Breaking up: Without You (RENT)

Driving: La Vie Boheme (RENT)

Flashback: What You Own (RENT)

Mental Breakdown: Over The Moon (RENT)

Getting Back Together: I Should Tell You (RENT)

Prom Night: Tango Maureen (RENT)

Birth of a Child: Seasons Of Love B (RENT)

Wedding: I’ll Cover You (RENT)

Death Scene: I’ll Cover You (Reprise) (RENT)

Funeral: Goodbye Love (RENT)

End credits: Finale B (No Day But Today) (RENT)

Fav quotes:

~POM~

Julien: (to Skipper, bouncing) h-hello Silly penguin... what are you doing on my bouncy?

Skipper: (bouncing)because it's fun day! and.. certain sea mammals think I’m no fun! (calls to Marlene) OH-hey Marlene! watch this fun move! I call it 'Corkscrew' (POM, "Crown Fools")

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Maurice: (to skipper) YOU, YOU DID THIS!

Skipper: (takes off earmuffs) what?

Maurice: (angry whisper) you. did. this.

Skipper: I know, I know, I take full responsibility... well 90 percent (looks at Marlene)

Marlene: W-w-whoa, i-i said 'Have Fun' i did not say 'Go nuts'

Skipper: right, should not have corkscrewed, shame on me. (POM, "Crown Fools")

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Private: oh, you are toast.

Skipper: what was that private?

Private: i mean, crusty on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, and good in a jam!

Skipper: oh, that's nice. (POM, "Crown Fools")

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Skipper: KOWALSKI! speak to me man!

Kowalski: just a knock on the old (twitches) monkey-bus.

Skipper: Kowalski?

Kowalski: (stands up) no need to paint, I’m as flopsy-faced as ever.

Skipper: i... don't think you're fit for duty..

Kowalski: (wobbling side to side) flibidy-jibit man, I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger (trips) (POM, "Miracle On Ice")

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Skipper: (in a cast) ok, it's go time.

Private: skipah, maybe it's time to admit we lost.

Kowalski: (crazy, skating by) the moo-cow may have a chocolate marshmallow. (POM, "Miracle On Ice")

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Rat king: (falls) no more, we give! we give!

Kowalski: well I’ll be a bicycle-cream-cone. (POM, "Miracle On Ice")

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Marlene: here's a little something that i try to keep close to my heart. try looking for the best in people, 'cause you'll always find it, huh?

Skipper: that's cute and naive Marlene, Manfreetie and Johnson were cute and naive.. well, Manfreetie was the cute one...'till the lil Nairobi surprise part!

Marlene: Friendliness beats Paranoia! (pokes his beak) BOOP.

Skipper: (smirks) Still cute, still naive. (POM, "Roomies")

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Skipper: (to roger) At ease Roger! (faces Marlene smiling) She's actually very nice.. (strokes/pats her cheek) (POM, "Haunted Habitat")

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Skipper: Well let's just say; next time I find myself caught in the swirling currents of raw sewage, I hope that Marlene is at my side.

Marlene: Aww! That's so sweet!... I think. (POM, "Haunted Habitat")

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Roger: a mind-switching machine... heh... is this gonna hurt?

Kowalski: just a little pinch... followed by the brief sensation of a thousand suns exploding in your skull.

Roger: do i get a lollypop?

Kowalski: (takes out lollypop) 8D (POM, "Roger Dodger")

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Roger (in Rico's body): (watching Rico the alligator destroy the rats) wow, i can't believe I’m doing all this. i have such guilt!

Private: but you have to remember Roger, that isn't really you.

Roger (in Rico's body): still, i really can't stand violence of any- BURP!! (regurgitates a flame-thrower and a bomb) (POM, "Roger Dodger")

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Skipper: KOWALSKI! bologna detector reading

Rico: (takes out slice of bologna and makes hole in it.) (hands it to Kowalski.)

Kowalski: (looks thru hole and sees Marlene) Skipper, I’m detecting dangerous levels of bologna.

Skipper: Marlene, do i need to call you a phony bologna?

Marlene: y-h-heh, ok -you guys are cute- (timidly) listen; the truth is... I’m... I’m just, well.. a little scared

Private: (snorts) of snow cones?

Marlene: NO, the outside! i was... born.. in.. CAPTIVITY, there i said it, ok? (slams fist against wall) I’ve never ever stepped foot outside.

Skipper: Marlene, there's no reason to fear the outside world-

Kowalski: other than random street crime..

Private: and natural disasters..

Kowalski: industrial accidents..

Private: badger attacks...

Skipper: (angrily) are you two finished? (turns away)

Kowalski: falling space debris..

Skipper: (turns head to Kowalski)

Kowalski: uh, all finished.

Skipper: point is Marlene, we are a city safe, and we'll be with you the whole time.. what could go wrong?

Marlene: n-ok.. you win! I’m in.

Skipper: (to Marlene)hoooHAAA! i recommend the rainbow-cone. you get to try every flavor, and it looks like a clown's head!(POM, "Otter Gone Wild")

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Marlene: (opens door) WOA. (hops into park) wow, it's just..BIG..and FREE.. and, and OUTSIDE!

Julien: (walking) outside, outside, outside. who cares? where are the sn- (trips and head gets stuck in tree)hey, where IS the outside?

Kowalski: (to skipper) we could leave him..

Skipper: Tempting, but it violates the penguin code.

Kowalski: oh, yea. (POM, "Otter Gone Wild")

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Skipper: (to Kowalski) will she ever be the same?

Kowalski: possibly, but it may take months, perhaps YEARS to restore her back to her normal self-

Marlene: (is normal again) um... guys, why am i in a cage?

Kowalski: or maybe we just need to bring her home.

Skipper: Marlene? are you ok?

Marlene: I’m in a CAGE..so... not ok. (POM, "Otter Gone Wild")

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Julien: (to Marlene) eh.. now that you are much less growly, i accept your invitation of courtship.

Marlene: wait... WHAT?

Julien: you don't remember about being hopelessly in love with me?

Marlene: ewww, EWWW! (POM, "Otter Gone Wild")

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Rico: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!! (hacks up a chainsaw and slices computer)

(computer dings)

Kowalski: wow, we're in.

Skipper: way to hack that mainframe Rico! (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Skipper: private, Kowalski, on me! (all 3 attack Animal control officer) HIYA!

Kowalski: (gets zapped) MOMMAMAKEABUTTERBISCIUTGRAVYBABYBUNGAAAAAAS! (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Max: (gasping) hooo boy.. there's a... (inhales) not much uh... fresh air in here...

Kowalski: try to conserve oxygen by shutting down any unnecessary brain functions.

Skipper: Rico? show him how it's done.

Rico: (eyes go blank) (deflates) (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Max: (peeks head out of bouncy) (gasps for air)

Julien: MAURICE! bring the spirit plunger, we've got a croger! (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Officer X: (sniffs tree) pure kitty, no buts about it..

Private: (giggles)

Officer x: hmm.. i fell too far behind, they must have shaken my tail and taken off by the rear exist, cutting around the backside...

Private: (giggles)

Officer X: this ends here...

Private: (giggles)

Skipper: what's wrong with private? i haven't seen him like this since our mission to Butts town P.A

Private: (cracks up and falls off the wall) (POM, "Cat's Cradle)

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Officer X: (sweeps Joey and captures him)

Skipper: OO' you think he'd teach me that move? (POM, "Cat's cradle")

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Officer X: (to Alice) step back, officer X; animal control.

Skipper: (rubbing flippers together) let's see how this plays out..

Alice: (carrying max) X... hmm.. is that the name your mommy gave you?

Officer X: (sad) mother never told me my name, said it was classified... (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Alice: (throws max into cage with female slasher) in you go to the kitty love-nest!

Max: ... (gets attacked by female slasher)

Alice: (sighs)(to Officer X) isn't nature magical?

Officer X: you know what m'am? it is. i think I’ll just sit here and wait in case nature decides to make a break for it...

Alice: whatever floats your boat; weirdo... (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Mort: (in front of officer X)(dressed as rabid dog) ARF ARF! i am the RABIES! HAHAHA!

Officer X:huh-ho!... a rabid Chihuahua... the greatest animal control threat known to man.. (chases mort)

Mort: (running) AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! ARF! ARF! (jumps on trashcan) (licks whipped cream off of face) mmmm... i LIKE diseases... (fake nose falls off)

Officer X: what the? (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Max: (to officer X) take good care of my lady! 'kay big guy? goodbye now...

Officer X: oh, poo... (gets attacked by female slasher disguised as max) (POM, "Cat's Cradle")

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Skipper: (in truck with Kowalski) Kowalski! tell me this is our shipment of sweet Alaskan salmon.

Kowalski: negative skipper, some sort of containment unit; I’d say simian.

Skipper: (slaps forehead with flipper) FISH AND CHIPS MAN! (taps beak on window to get Rico's attention) RICO! chimp habitat, STAT!

(crate gets thrown into chimp habitat)

Mason: what the dickens?

Skipper: (waves flippers) you didn't see anything... (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Marlene: (excited) wha- y-you came to me? for a-advice? no one ever comes to me for advice! t-this is like so unexpect-i don't even-(inhales)all right, ok, ok s-so anyway(clears throat) a girl chimp huh?

Mason: yes, Phil’s positively head over tail for her.

Marlene: ok, top-of-my-head here... um.. candles, moonlight, acoustic guitar- no-no, SPANISH guitar-muy romantico- then, after your touching tender serenade you present her with a bouquet of oysters on half shells (inhales) arranged to spell out her name; (gasps) MARLENE

Mason: yes, but her name is Lulu.

Marlene: (snaps out of daydream) yea-i kn-whatever. anyway do that and you can't miss (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Mason: I’m afraid lulu is not penguin-

Marlene: (interrupts) exactly! 'kay, like i was saying, candles, moonlight-

Skipper: (to Marlene) Marlene, please don't bring all your sappy emotion into this; this is LOVE! (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Skipper: Private, OPTIONS!

Kowalski: hellooooo? I’m the options guy! (points to notepad)

Skipper: not when it comes to affairs of the heart, that's where young private here shines.

Kowalski: (sadly) true, i do struggle to comprehend (having difficulty) EMOTIONS and FEELINGS and women. (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Private: (holding ice over eye) I’ve got another option skipah,

Skipper: (with an eye patch and holding ice to the side of his head) Private, I’ve heard enough of your options, thank you. I’m going with YOUR plan! (points to Marlene)

Marlene: ME? 8D

Skipper: (pushes her out of the way) no, i was pointing at Kowalski. (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Lulu: (slips on bananas) AHHHHHH!

Skipper: may not be a total loss..

Lulu: (lands in pile of trash bags)

Skipper: admittedly things are now looking a bit iffy...

Lulu: (bucket lands on her head, followed by a ladder)

Julien: now release the DOGS!

Lulu: (gets attacked by dogs) ahh! OW! GET THEM OFF ME!!

Maurice: (to Julien) don't you mean DOVES?

Julien: heh, on second thought, doves would have been better... good to know, good to know. (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Phil: (makes sign language)

Mason: Phil, don't be rash!

Private: wait, what’s he doing?

mason: he's going to. SPEAK TO HER!

Skipper: BISCUITS AND GRAVY! WE DIDN'T RUN A SCENARIO FOR THAT! (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Skipper: so... just talking? (to Kowalski) that works?

Kowalski: so the data would indicate..

Skipper: huh, who knew? (POM, "Monkey Love")

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Private: FOCUS. DISIPLINE. (turns to candy) then, a little reward! (eats winky) focus. discipline, (eyes winkies) discipline? focus? maybe just ONE more peanut butter winky...

(later on)

Private: (in high pitch) TOO MUCH SUGAR WHAT DOES SKIPPER KNOW ABOUT SUGAR?I ATE SUGAR AND I'M THE BEST RE-CON I'VE EVER-I SEE A FIRE ENGINE! WEEHOO!WEEEHOO!WEE-ARRRRRR!I'M A PIRATE-WOW A CATTERPILLAR-MY NAME BACKWARDS IS ETAVIRP-HAHA WHAT'S A VERP? IS IT SUGAR? I LOVE SUGAR!WHOO!WHOOOOOOWHOO!WHOO!WHOO! (sees orca balloon) what? no! i don't-it can't be! it must be. sugar playing tricks on my eyes. OUT SUGAR, OUT!(smacks face) OUT,OUT,OUT... heehh.. much better.. (looks again and sees the same orca) oh, dear...i really should tell someone about this, (runs through zoo) AHHHHH! NO ONE IS SAFE! AHHHHHHH THE END IS NEAR!!(POM, "Scorch")

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Kowalski/Rico/Skipper: (pretend to fight Orca)

Kowalski: (acts like he gets pulled away by orca) ah, whoa, momma... it's got me... oh...boy... (POM, "Scorca")

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Penguins: (air-attack the orca balloon)

Skipper: EN GUARD!!

Kowalski: (bouncing) skipper, the creature appears to have some sort of blubbery force-field! also; WHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE! (POM, "Scorca")

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Kowalski: (sighs) a flying Orca. it's like a worst nightmare brought to life.

Skipper: interesting theory. then whose nightmare is the giant waffle cone sundae?

Julien: WHAAA! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! HOW CAN WE BE SAFE FROM TWO SCOOPULA THE ICECREAM THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!

Rico: (hacks up a spoon and gives it to julien)

Julien: ah, yes; that will do it. (POM, "Scorca")

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Skipper: RICO, HACKSAW ME!

Rico: (regurgitates hacksaw and hands it to skipper)

Private: skipah, how long will take to saw through the bracelet?

Skipper: bracelet? i was just going to saw off my foot, but maybe you're on to something there Private. (POM, "Tagged")

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Kowalski: (on walkie-talkie) listen carefully: if you open the lower casing you should see 7 different knobs;

Juilen: (opens casing)

Kowalski: (continues) red, crimson, scarlet, brick, Cargill, ruby and rose. make absolutely certain that you twist ONLY the scarlet knob, or it's bye-bye zoo... (walkie-talkie turns off)

Lemurs: (gulp) (POM, "Tagged")

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Julien: (trying to find scarlet knob) h-heh...eh... eeny-meeny...(teeth chattering)

Kowalski: (on walkie-talkie) we're running out of time; have you twisted the knob? REMEMBER ONLY THE SCARLET KNOB! (walkie-talkie turns off)

Julien: YAAAA... where was i?

Maurice: MO!

Julien: are your eyeballs seeing this color as scarlet, or is this brick? (points to knob)

Maurice: in this light? uhh... that might be crimson..

Julien: CRIMSON?? THEN WHICH IS THE RUBY??

Maurice: do i look like an interior decorator? THEY'RE ALL RED, JUST TWIST A KNOB! (POM, "Tagged")

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(Skipper and Rico are staring at each other, beaks almost touching)

Skipper: (quietly) Private, is this really necessary?

Private: (reading bird book) yes, it's critical to maintaining social order within the flock. you preen Rico first, then he'll do you.

Rico: (smiles)(POM, "Tagged")

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(private is wrestling skipper in order to keep him from escaping and blowing their cover)

Scientist: (observing penguins) male penguins now exhibiting bizarre mating dance ritual.

Skipper/Private: (stare at scientist in shock)(POM, "Tagged")

"You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five…or a nine. But not, NOT over a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it." - Draco Malfoy

Dumbledore: Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! Twenty more points!

Harry: I'm the boy who lived, not died! Duh!

Ron: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!

Voldemort and Quirrel: (Q): Sipping tea by the fire is swell,
(V): Pushing people in is fun as well!

Harry: I love all of you guys...except you, Draco, I can't fucking stand you.

Harry to Dumbledore: Can you tell me how LOST ends?
Dumbledore to Harry: Harry, there are some things even I can't tell you.

Ron (upon entering the champion’s tent and looking at the dragons): This competition is gonna SUCK, all these dragons are wimps--Accio Double Stuff...OH MY GOD MONSTER! Is that yours? Dude, it's awesome, let me hold it!

Dumbledore: Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I've ever met.

Ron: That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!

Neville "Shlongbottom" Longbottom: (reading Dumbledore's will) the house cup goes to Gryffindor, Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, my chocolate factory goes to Charlie, and toon town goes to the toons!
Plus many, many more, obviously.

Dumbledore: "A funny thing actually happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preferencewon't be back `till next year!"

Snape: *just comes into the room* "Harry Potter! DETENTION!"

Draco: *Professor Quirrel comes in* "GO HOME, terrorist!"

Hermione: "... and you have to admit, there's something pretty FUNKY going on at the back of his head!"

Ron: *when Harry says he's gonna drop out of the tournament and thinks that Neville will be a good Gryffindor rep* "No, NO! I do NOT want Mr. Longbottom to be my champion!"

Dumbledore: *about the ticking sandwich Snape gave him* "It looks like it's licking; finger-licking good!"

Harry: *when Ginny talks about Cho's beauty* "Beautiful?! More like super-mega-foxy-awesome-HOT!"

Ginny: *when talking about what they would do w/ an invisibility cloak* "Actually, I was gonna say I would use it to fake my own death and watch people cry at the funeral!"

Voldemort: "Oh come on! Just give `em all B minuses!"
Quirrel: "Oh, now that's evil!"

Harry: "Accio guitar!"

Voldemort: "Let's go plant that key and split! PUN INTENDED!"

Harry: "Hold on! HP is going to take his own advice!"

Ron: "Holy shit!"

Draco: "Hey Weasley! *somersaults* the lady said NO!"

Harry: *when complaining about Cedric* "... you're just this spare guy!"
Voldemort: "KILL THE SPARE!"

Cedric Diggory: "So many regrets! I'm dead!" *dies*

Harry: "Oh my Wizard God!"

Death Eater aka Snape: "Potter! DETENTION!"
Harry: "Detention? This guy's just a big an asshole as Snape is!"

Bellatrix Lestrange: *to Voldemort about Quirrel* "He is your pawn. You are his queen."

Ginny: "Oh my Rowling! What happened Harry Potter?"

Voldemort: "Well?! TELL ME!"
Snape: "I caaaaaaaaan't!"
Voldemort: "CAN'T? Tease! Why not?"

Voldemort: "Don't make me laugh! I'm pissing!"

Ron: *throws down Twizzlers and grabs sword* "This thing is so damn awesome! OH MY GOD! Every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks; FORGET ABOUT THEM!"

Dumbledore: "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this?’We're all in this together!'"

Draco: *when asked to kill Dumbledore* "I don't think I can do it!"
Snape: "Nonsense! Ten points from Gryffindor!"

Hermione: *after singing "Not Alone"* "Now that we got that 4-part harmony out of the way, let's go find that horcrux!"

Horcrux Voldemort: "You gotta get your head in the game Weasley!"

Ron: *talking to Horcrux Hermione* "Oh my God Hermione, you lost weight!"

Molly Weasley: "AVADA KADAVRA! ... Die, bitch!"

Ron: *to his mom* "Holy shit! I thought you were gonna tell her to tuck in her shirt or do the dishes!"

Voldemort: "Voldemort out, bitches."

Ron: "You guys, go barricade the door! You guys, go get snacks! Shit, we barricaded the door."

Voldemort: "... and I say to myself, 'Maybe with Quirrel, things will be okay.'"
Quirrel: "Is 'okay' good?"
Voldemort: "QUIRREL! Okay is WONDERFUL!"

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Ron: RAAAAGGGHHH!! LET'S GO KILL VOLDEMORT!

Voldemort: At-choo!
Dumbledore: Did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrell: Um, no! That... that was simply a fart!

Ron & Harry: FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER!

Voldemort: Aw! Now two people are mad at me!

Lavender: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!

Voldemort: When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches!

Harry: But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, god, I hated that movie.

Draco: Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!

Voldemort: Just relax with the 'Dark King,' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we’re there! We've reached that point.

Cedric: FIND!

Malfoy: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship.

Draco: "Wait. Don't tell me... Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley."

Dumbledore: "I just have been putting anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor and anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and for the other two they can go where the hell they want to, I don't really care".

Harry: Hey Malfoy, tell you what, I'll let you switch dragons with me. I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me, Ill give you that opportunity.
Malfoy: Ahh, let me think about it...NO.
Harry: I'll give you my gushers!
Malfoy: Oh... no, no. I have a fruit by the foot.
Harry: I'll throw in my teddy grahams with the gushers, you can make little teddy graham sandwiches.
Malfoy: Alright... you throw in that pack of Bugles and you got yourself a deal.
Harry: ... Abosolutely not.

Mrs. Weasley: I came here with the Order of the Pheonix! Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, and your brother Fred.
Ron: Oh great, where are they?
Mrs. Weasley: They're all dead.

Draco: Am I, am I bleeding? Goyle?
Goyle: *checks* NO!

Snape: *Ginny walks up* AHH A GINGER! *runs*

Ron: "I'm just going to curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days"

Harry: "Haven't you heard?! Voldemort’s back, Cedric Diggory is DEAD, Professor Quirrel is CRAZY and now I have to save the world you hear that Hermione?"
Hermione: "Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so. Much. SASS. Drop the attitude Harry Potter, you're acting like Garfield on a Monday!"

Ron: "No it's not that. It's Hermione! It's just like, I can't get her out of my head. and everytime I look at her I get these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault. That Bitch!"

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

(Now no one wants to do that!)

This is so true sadly:

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Because Cara is the ShizNits:

RAHL: You know, I'd let you be the big spoon, Cara.
CARA: I'm really more of an all purpose utensil. Like a Swiss Army Knife.

Reasons Why Cara Should be President

1. If you can see Cara she can see you…if you can’t see Cara you may be seconds away from death.
2. Death once had a near-Cara experience.
3. Cara can strangle you with a chainless agiel.
4. Cara eats the core of an apple first.
5. Cara never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction
6. Cara can drown a fish.
7. Cara once punched a man in the soul.
8. The only time Cara was wrong was when she thought she’d made a mistake.
9. Cara doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
10. Cara doesn’t use pickup lines, she simply says, “Now.”

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.

I slay demons with Shadowhunters on weekdays, at weekends I solve crimes with Skulduggery Pleasant, my spare time is spent in the FAYZ and in the summer holidays I compete in the Hunger Games. Aren't you so jealous?

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, gay, priests or fictional characters in books or movies.

If yellow light means to slow down, why do people always speed up?

10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl

1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.

2. Trench coats make u giggle

3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon"

5. U laugh when u see alcohol

6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"

7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile

8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can.

9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it.

10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.

Today, I figured out that my ladies-man brother may or may not have a gay crush on an angel. Do angels even have genders? FML. ~Sam from The FML's of Sam Winchester

He mentally visualized himself posting to the site.

Today, my kind of not a girlfriend tricked me into beginning the Apocalypse. FML.

Nah, wouldn't work.

Today, Lucifer told me I'm his true vessel. FML.

Too dark and ominous.

Today, I caught my brother and his angel (that's right, his angel) having an epic eye-sex stare off. FML~Sam from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Which was a pretty standard thing for them. It'd be weird if they didn't stare at each other like cats on crack. In fact, Sam was pretty okay with it.~Sam from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Today, I found out that my brother's angel actually likes heavy metal. I mean Slipknot, Tool and Disturbed etc; I had to explain the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails to a 40 thousand year old virgin. FML..~Sam from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Head-Tilt 7, Dean had labeled it. The "humans-are-strange" head-tilt.~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

"Oh God, I think the angel likes heavy metal music. I may be in love." Dean gave a wide grin, Castiel's foot tapping to the beat of the song.~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Today (I mean tonight) I am in the apartment of a dead guitarist with my brother and his angel. And twenty cans of Dr Pepper. God help me. FML.~Sam from The FML's of Sam Winchester

"Of course. Traveling with you, I have become acquainted with human music. I quite like AC/DC, I must say. And that band... Metal Balloon?"

"Led Zeppelin. Christ Cas, you like the Led?"

"Of course." Castiel shrugged.

Dean blinked before saying almost squeakily. "I goddamn love you."~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

"Yeah, it does. Trust me, been there, done that, stayed in a crap motel." Dean snickered.~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Castiel was doing his weird staring thing again, except Sam knew this one as the "Dean does something unexpected and Cas get a little in love with him" stare. ~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Today, I'm stuck listening to a ghost play his demo tape, while my brother and his angel eye-fuck. Yep. FML.~Sam from The FML's of Sam

Castiel tilted his head (Head tilt number 2; the "I'm totally reading your mind" head-tilit).~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

He could have, had his brother not been vigarously kissing an angel on the couch. Sam had the feeling he would never wear that jacket again.~from The FML's of Sam Winchester

Today, I am stuck in a motel room all on my own while my brother boinks a very male angel in the next room. Said angel has as many emotions as a brick, yet manages to be very verbal. I may never sleep again. Oh wait, said angel is gripping my brother tight and is raising something, but not from perdition. FML.~Sam from The FML's of Sam

And because this is funny (Note: I did not come up with this hilarious convo)...

Cara: Whatever. As long as I get one that's violent and vulgar.

Me: I don't think I can make anything that bad unless I made it M rated...

Cara: Do you need help? I can take that blonde whelp and demonstrate?

Jace: HEY! I am not a whelp. At least I don't use skin-tight red leather... Santa Claus.

Cara: *quirks* What's a ... Santa Claus?

Jace: *stare* I'm going to forget that you ever said that.

Bartimaeus: Umm.. I think your all annoying. So shut up. And what do you mean, 'What's a Santa Claus'? What are you, a crazy badass, torture machine?

Cara: Actually-

Bartimaeus: Or, you know... do you have like rods of death? Or a part of your mind that's insane? Did you get tortured as a child or something?

Cara: Well, since you mentioned it-

Bartimaeus: Or, were you in control of a blood thirsty dictator and was saved by his son which your now devoted to or- *stops because Cara's ageils are at his throat, hovering there*

Cara: Stop cutting me OFF! *takes in a deep breath* Yes, yes and yes. To all your questions. Speak again and I will make you regret it.

Bartimaeus: So... if I *screams in pain and drops to the floor, unconcious*

Me: CARA!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

Cara: *shrugs* I warned him.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Copy & Pasting Stuff

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you would kill to get a chance to fly, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything (Mainly a cartoon; foods are fine) Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

alternative names

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

LORIZZLE

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

BLACK PLATYPUS

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

MARY GILBERT

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

ANDLOSEN

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink)

BLACK SUN DROP

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)

ODMAWTN

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother’s middle name)

LYNN

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

BLACK ROSE

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)

PINEAPPLE LUCK

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory)

BLACK PARROT

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool,Uncle Cracker, isabella's gaurd dog, phinanie, washisaboss.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile. and add the character(s)' names: Fireside Girls, Perry the Platypus, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Phineas flynn, washisaboss

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If, after watching Phineas and Ferb, you REALLY want a pet platypus, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, Uncle Cracker, washisaboss

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

5 REASONS TO LOVE CASTIEL

Reason One: The Eyes

What red-blooded woman didn’t swoon when she saw those pretty blue eyes of Castiel? Not one of you can tell me that you didn’t. Remember lying is a sin and if you lie our favorite Angel of Thurday will come punish you…on second thought lie girls like to the nearest priest!

Reason Two: The Voice

Move over Metatron the fan girls want a new voice of God. I nearly melted like an ice cream in the Sahara when I heard that deep, stoic voice. There’s nothing like asshole attitude in a very attractive meat-suit to turn me on.

Reason Three: The Puppy Look

The way he tilts his head and gazes questioningly into the camera as if he was asking you for the answer. It reminds me of my Husky.

Reason Four: Constantine Clothes

Come on they based his wardrobe on kick ass exorcist John Constantine, who is played by the very gorgeous Keanu Reeves. I love a man in a suit! The costume designer was one lucky person who watched and helped him in and OUT of his costumes…Note To Self: Become Supernatural’s costume designer.

Reason Five: Angst

Nothing melts a woman’s heart or raises her libido like a wounded man. Let history be our example: Angel, Spike, Batman, Clark Kent, Phantom (Erik), Joker, *insert name of popular vampiric character here* Castiel’s toutured gaze and innocence just makes me want to hug him and lock him in my basements fun room all in the same go!