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These are quotes from a story I'm thinking, it will be humor / horror / adventure:

"Life is stronger than death!
Every day is a constant battle for survival!
Life supports all the evils that every second is a victory!
My long life is my proof of my many victories over death!"

Lord Alberich, Supreme General of the Legions of Light

"Unfortunately the death need only win once."

Lord Alberich, recently deceased recruit of Regiment of the Dead

“Trust me, my students, the last thing you will want in their lives is to have a true necromancer as an enemy. I'm not talking about a curious dilettante or simple tomb robber, but a Master of Arts of Twilight.

He will bring their beloved of the Land of Shadows to discover their dark secrets and use them as weapons against you. Each friend, lover, relative or acquaintance that you lose will be a slave to him. The armies of the dead will never tire, never stop, never give up, never fear it, their numbers increase with each victory of them and even with our victories, because it cost the lives of great heroes who become vassals of those who fought.
The patience of a practitioner of Necroism is like that of Death itself: unlimited. He knows he can be deceived, have their goals frustrated and lose a thousand battles, but he knows that the final victory is his. Like Death in the face of Life, he may lose all the battles, but he's won the war.

The worst is that after all the pain and horror that he caused in their lives, when he has crushed all your dreams, left alone in the world, plunged into despair and eventually he kill you, his revenge is just beginning. Death not protects of him, as opposed It go to give him your bodies, minds and souls."

Lecture of Deacon Galbraith for their students
at the Arcane Academy of Kenaim

Favorite Quotes

"The deepest caves, wrote the mad Arab, are not to understand the eyes that see, for their marvels are strange and terrible. Accursed is the ground where dead thoughts live new and strange bodies, and malign the mind that is held by no head. As Ibn Schacabao wisely said, happy is the tomb where no wizard was buried and happy is the town where, at night, all its wizards are ashes. For it is an old rumor that the soul of the taken by the demon not precipitates the remains of his flesh, but fattening and instructs the very worm that chews, until decomposition arises a horrible life, and the stupid wax diggers of soil astutely mobilize to create monsters to afflict us. Great holes secretly are digged where Earth's pores should suffice and the things that should crawl learn to walk.” The Carnival - H.P. Lovecraft

"Life is the thesis, death is the antithesis and undeath is the synthesis."Anonymous

"The utopia I speak of lies in the imagination. It is not built, it Grows. It grows in the hearts of men who love freedom. Our words must draw the maps of this new world, so that others may find their way there."
--a fictional Percy Shelley in Grant Morrison's "The Invisibles".

"When the Great Lord passes, the wise peasant leans deeply and silently farts."

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. — Sir Arthur Eddington

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." "Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."
"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from SCIENCE!"

"Never argue with a woman. They're always right..." -- James Bond

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -- R. Kennedy

"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood". -- Oscar Wilde

"Whoever said time heals all wounds died young." -- Anonymous

“It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds’. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But, it is never gone.” -- Rose Kennedy

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Win over your neighbors and win over the world. That is the way politics works.” Travis Bell, Killer7.

“You can’t become President without getting a little crazy.” Benjamin Keane, Killer7.

“Like a flower that blooms in the soil of our carnal and corrupt society, I shall administer retribution to stray vermin that graze this land! For I am the Chairman of the Education Guidance Council, Ayame Blackburn!” Ayame Blackburn, who is basically a gun-totting Sailor Moon on crack, Killer7.

“Excellent speech, my friend... Gift of the silver tongue -- they say it’s a mark of a good officer -- and of a liar. Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth.” Revolver Ocelot, American super-spy supreme, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.

“Legends are usually bad news. There's not a lot of difference between heroes and madmen.” Solid Snake’s philosophy on history’s greatest men, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.

“American love; like coke in green glass bottles…They don’t make it anymore.” Rorschach, Watchmen # 2.

“Grief is the enemy. There's no time for grief. There's no room for grief. Grief turns into acceptance. Forgiveness. Grief forgives what can never be forgiven. Never.” Batman to Robin, All Star Batman and Robin # 2.

“Do you know what I hate most about humans? Nature…War…God…You think you can control it all…I don’t know what’s larger. Your arrogance, or your stupidity.” Megatron to a human trying to sell him to terrorists. Transformers: Generation I # 2.

“Kira, you are going to fight and fight and fight... until you die. It's... the only way I will ever forgive you.” Fllay Allster, her reasons why she’s so affectionate with Kira. Gundam SEED.

“Where I walk, I walk alone. Where I fight, I fight alone. Where? Where is the one who can stand against me?” Akuma, bad ass of all bad asses, gives a soliloquy of his lifestyle. Street Fighter Alpha.

"Screw the rules, I have money!" Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series.