DistrictNineAndThreeQuartershide bio
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games. My name is Alana and I'm Fremione garbage Other fun facts about me are that I'm a Slytherin, I'm hella queer, and I once set off my dorm's fire alarm while I was cooking latkes Besides Fred and Hermione, I also ship Hermione and literally every single other fucking person, and also Remus/Sirius, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, and Draco/his own overgrown ego Things I Hate in Fanfics: 1- OCs used as main characters 2- OOC without a reasonable explanation 3- On that note, I hate Ron/Hermione infidelity fics. We all know that's bullshit 4- Fics where Fred is dead instead of just taking a badly timed nap, as that was clearly what was going on canonically 5- "Orbs," "pools," or "depths" used as a synonym for "eyes." That shit's awful |
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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7484 - Favs: 8,934 - Follows: 10,905 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Give Me An Hour by RZZMG reviews
As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Without You Things Go Hazy by Fangirl-it-out reviews
Percy and Annabeth have a room to themselves at a nice hotel thanks to Sally and Paul. That leaves them with a whole night to celebrate their third anniversary and Percy's nineteenth birthday. It's basically just a fluffy smut story. Heavy M. It has nothing to do with Heroes of Olympus. Read,review,enjoy. Burdge's art is used in the icon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Keeps Things Interesting by T3hWh1t3P4nth3r reviews
Draco and Luna. Just a cute little idea that I thought could make a sweet story. There isn't a whole lot to it, so if you want a long, detailed story, this isn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
You Belong to Me by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A work accident renders Fred as a five year old child. Dealing with a work emergency, George leaves his twin in the care of Hermione. Chaos occurs when the five-year old Fred decides that 'My-nee belongs to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Humanity by logophile1993 reviews
"Miss Granger, as cruel as you and your friends may think me, there are some things that even I am disgusted by." Set in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Upside Down Felllytoning by Solstice Muse reviews
Ron learns how to use a mobile phone to speak with Hermione in Australia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Talk by thesecondshelf reviews
"Having a conversation with her about... things... might lesson the tension in this damn tent." Three conversations between Ron and Harry. Written because I refuse to believe the night Ron destroyed the locket never came up in conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 6,959 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Love & Chocolate by sofia.estrella reviews
Remus Lupin has a crush on Lily Evans. All he wants to do is give her a box of Honeydukes Chocolates for Valentine's Day. But things don't go exactly as planned...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Remus L., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Out of Step by Emertheawesome reviews
What would you do to be redeemed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Mayhem, Mischief and Marriage, Oh My by atruwriter reviews
After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/30/2011 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Growing Pains by Jedi Goat reviews
PoA moment. Fred and George struggle with the fact that they're not quite as identical as they used to be. No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Single Soul by saving juliet reviews
They comfort each other, silently, with hands and feet touching. And he knows that without her, he would be lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My First Kiss by Mark of a Raven reviews
People always assumed my first kiss belonged to Viktor Krum. Silly, as I never said anything of the sort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Chasing Dragons by Jedi Goat reviews
Five-year old Fred and George think a dragon is attacking their house during a thunderstorm. But when they need an older brother most, Percy's the only one around... No ships, lots of cuteness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Waiting To See by DarkRiverTempest reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, two souls see what is beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pause by Solstice Muse reviews
A drabble explaining Ron's silence on being asked a particular question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ennui by Jack of the North reviews
Fred has ennui and it's spreading. Through the boredom can he find a way to ask Hermione out and find out just what is happening with the furniture?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Penny for your Thoughts? by HermioneTwin reviews
When a potion accidentally allows Fred to read Hermione’s thoughts, what exactly will he discover? He might just be in for some shocking revelations! Hermione/Fred! one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
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Count Backwards to 1 reviews
Just as life starts to return to normal post-War, the Ministry imposes an unthinkable law. Struggling to regain their footing, the young survivors of the Final Battle are forced to navigate arranged marriages, affairs, child-rearing, and the heavy weight of their pasts. A lot of the focus is on Draco and Hermione, but there are several pairings, as well as sex in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Fred W.
Subjectivity reviews
It had been four years and he still didn't feel sure. She loved him, he was almost certain, but what a subjective concept to grasp. One-shot, Fremione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Silver Lining reviews
OotP. The twins had always advised Hermione to find the silver lining in unjust situations. If this wasn't injustice, she didn't know what was. But even the worst of times have their upsides. Slight language warning, but nothing above a T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Nearing Departure reviews
'...They stayed together, stretching their moment out as long as they could in their lip-lock as explosive and dramatic as the fireworks Fred had stocked up for his nearing departure...' A moment between Fred and Hermione before Fred and George's departure from Hogwarts in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Midnight Broom Ride reviews
"'I didn't survive a battle just to die in a broom accident.' 'And I didn't come out of a coma so I could date a chicken.' 'Fine, Weasley, you're on'" Fred finally convinces Hermione to ride a broom. Title sort of says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Inquiries in Orange reviews
This is Fred Weasley we're talking about. He can't just ask an important question like a normal human being. A mischievous Fred, a suspicious Hermione, and a mysterious orange potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Spirantexcitarent reviews
After the war, Fred Weasley is in a coma. Trying to put an end to George's despair, Hermione offers him a chance to bring Fred back. An ancient spell gives the two a trip into the mind of the ringleader of the prankster duo, enabling them to see his secrets, relive his memories, and perhaps revive him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Small Mercies reviews
'This was a small mercy. And then my safe haven seemed to be infected with a shot of poison… no matter what blessings and curses the coming months or years hold in store for us, there will always be another day of happiness somewhere along the horizon…' Hermione's POV. Hatred and hope, and what the future may hold...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Passing the Prankster Torch reviews
In which James Sirius Potter meets his notoriously mischievous namesakes, and reminiscing and banter ensue! A sequel to Namesakes, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2012 - James S. P., James P. - Complete
Soliloquy of Insecurity reviews
HBP. After Ron's inadvertent poisoning, Hermione is at his beside, confessing some long-repressed thoughts. "'...I guess it was nice to feel wanted, for once. I know you didn't mean to, but you hurt me then, Ron. I wanted to be more than just a last resort to you…Viktor made me feel like I wasn't second best…You should understand how important that is…'"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Boomerang reviews
"...she'll come back to me, for one reason or another, and I don't much care what reasons she picks, as long as she makes her way back again, I'll know I haven't lost her, not yet...somewhere along the lines, the anger will fade to passion, or maybe they were both there to start with, we just had to wait for them to bleed together..." An odd relationship between Snape and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Longer an Innocent reviews
"It's been five years, but I still remember the days when their eyes shone brighter than the stars twinkling above us..." Harry's thoughts on war, casualties, and innocence long gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Perfidy, Said the Spy reviews
"...This is not a love affair. This is mutually assured destruction of the most hedonistic variety..." Snape's thoughts on an odd affair with Bellatrix and the business of duplicity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Stolen Moment reviews
"We stand, face-to-face, toe-to-toe, wondering what we're going to do when the song is over, when we have to step apart. What now? Back to harsh reality, the lonely tent and the abandonment and the fear and imminent war. We've each lost our other; so where do we go from here?" Hermione's dance with Harry and her thoughts on Ron leaving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Namesakes reviews
"No. He took me aside and said, 'Albus Severus Potter, you were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was the bravest man I ever knew.'" "The bravest man he ever knew?" Snape repeats, all hints of malice drained from his voice. A fic in which James Sirius Potter introduces Albus Severus Potter to Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Marionette reviews
"...I realise that my whole life has been nothing but lies and fabrication, but I didn't notice until now, now that it's too late. Dirty blood. Dirty blood, honestly..." Set sometime during HBP, from Draco's POV. Realisations, regrets, and Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
An Exercise in Futility reviews
'...But this time, as I perform the most painful exercise in futility in all of my eighteen years, the pain is so deep it feels like a knife, buried to the hilt in my chest. I wasn't expecting to hear anything. But what kills me is knowing that I never will..." Hermione's thoughts over the years of Professor Lupin, his lycanthropy, and the full moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Grey Eyes reviews
In the immediate aftermath of the Battle, Draco finds comfort and opportunity promised in Luna's eyes. 'Her eyes banish the outside world, shoving away cruel reality in favour of dreams, posing unanswerable questions and a desire to believe in the impossible. The foolish, even.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Half reviews
One-shot. George Weasley contemplates his other half and the answer to an unthinkable question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
To See Past It
"Of course I see, Remus!" she exclaimed. "Don't you get it? It's not that I see it; it's that I see past it!" Lily helps Remus realise that those who truly matter see more to him than just his lycanthropy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
If Only to Explain
'I have to make it out, if only to explain...' From Glimmer's POV. She volunteers in place of a young girl she barely knows and vows to make it back, if only to explain why she volunteered. A bit angsty, and a bit OOC, but not terribly so. Give it a try.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Glimmer - Complete
Purity of Blood reviews
'Her pulse throbs beneath my fingers as her heart pumps the blood I used to call dirty...' One-shot between Draco and Hermione. The most important lesson Draco learned during the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Honourable Human Being reviews
"I like to think I'm an honourable human being...I can make it further. But herein lies the problem." From Foxface's POV, my theory on why she ate nightlock.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Foxface - Complete
Fire reviews
A short one-shot from the POV of the female tribute from District Eight. More contemplation than action. 'If I start a fire, I'm as good as dead. But I'm as good as dead anyways.'
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Home
"Home is where the heart is." "I don't know where I belong." A short friendship one-shot of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Starry reviews
"Hey, George, remember when we were twelve and we sat out here all night counting the stars..." Short friendship one-shot with Hermione and the twins. Just pointless cuteness, really. I don't own anything recognisable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Green Eyes reviews
Three one-shots of Severus Snape: thoughts on what truly counts and the green eyes that have haunted him since childhood. Also, I don't own anything; it all belongs to Queen Rowling, the creator of childhoods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
