2/21/17 NOTE: On Hiatus until further notice.

General:

Greetings Dear Readers, it's a pleasure to meet you. I do hope you enjoy my stories, until next time.

Writing Plan:

I plan to update roughly 50% of my stories every month, with the current projections being around 2-3 updates a month once I create or adopt a fourth and fifth story, until then I will focus on my three current stories.

Update Schedule:

Pitch Black

Last Update: 9/3/2016

Petals of a Tainted Rose-Reloaded

Last Update: 10/5/2016

Ashes and Rose Petals

Last Update: 8/12/2016

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If a word doesn't have half a dozen different meanings, it's just not trying hard enough.

It won't be the fall that kills you. It's the part where you stop falling.

We could do worse, we always have.

If you'll watch your team during a crucial game they will lose.

I am smart enough to act like a fool so no one requires me to do anything, because they think I can't do it, so you see I am a fool, then again I am a wise fool, because only a wise man is wise enough to act like fool to get out of things he doesn't want to do.

When humans are confronted with a problem, the first questions are, 'can I run away from it', 'can I eat it', and 'can I mate with it', not necessarily in that order.

"I'm not insane, everyone else is just boring."

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

'If you can't solve a problem with brute force, you're not using enough.'

'Google is like faith only with more answers'

If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.

The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively hostile to it

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

90 percent of everything is crap.

Every human is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t

Bug me and your dead... Touch me, you'll wish you were dead, try to talk to me for no god damn reason, and You'll die, go to hell, and come back just to repeat the process. Got that?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid people

life is not life unless it's a pain in the ass

When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.