We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

"Sadie didn't think much of the new kid, but Drew certainly did- acting as if they were old friends or something. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. Whatever the case, he didn't seem to be enjoying the attention." Now a series.

The Marauders' first year at Hogwarts was anything but normal. They had a plan. And it was a good plan. What was their plan? "I was thinking we get rid of the ceiling in the Great Hall." Getting an education is overrated when there is pranking to be be done! By: do i need a pen name & An-Jelly-Ca

Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.

After countless arguments about "who gets who" of the big three on their capture the flag teams, Thalia , Percy, and Nico decide to make their own team and try to beat all of the other cabins combined. But will their plan work? Or will they be completely beaten?

Year 2100. Despite his height, Fullmetal is the leader of one of the most feared gangs in Central, the Brat'ja. A few years ago 23 H.A.E. experiments escaped and now Roy Mustang is on a dangerous mission to confirm if the Fullmetal is one of the escapees.

Messrs Moony, Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs present the Marauders Monday Magazine: A Guide to Life at Hogwarts. Results may vary. Chapter 16 Up!

Sick and tired of Cross, Allen Walker joins the Earl, a choice which changes everything. But as time goes on and new things come to compete for his loyalty, will he remain a servant or switch sides, taking his destined place as the Destroyer of Time?

"Because no one's grief goes unnoticed by the Earl." FMAXDGRAYMAN (DISCONTINUED)

The history of America's relationship with two Ancient nations, two sets of gods, and how they put him through a lot of stupid shit. Now a series of oneshots. Will be updated irregularly and when I feel like it.

Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.

45th oneshot: It's night of the full moon, and the Underworld is saying their prayers, hoping nothing goes amiss. However a small incident leads to a big problem, forcing two enemies to work together to prevent the destruction of the entire town. Can Elizaveta the vampire huntress put aside her hatred, or will her pride rip her and the rest of the city apart?

Matthew is the captain of his hockey team but is hiding that fact from his parents and brother since they consider the sport too dangerous. Wanting to follow his dream by playing on the semi-professional team, Mattie and the team must hide his bruises/black eyes and avoid concussions so that he can lead them to victory. Go Polar Bears! Hilarity ensured with a hint of insanity.

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.

Nico gets enough leverage over Percy and Thalia to pick out their Halloween costumes. Neither is pleased, even though his choices are oddly appropriate. (oneshot)

AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive

How did Dolores Umbridge fall in love with pink? What was her relationship with her parents? Did she ever not look like a toad? This fic is a series of 50 one-shots about the most hated character in Harry Potter. It is updated daily, and it has no relationshp to EL James' books. UPDATE: My computer crashed, so until it's fixed, the chapters will appear more slowly.

OneShot. America and Canada centered. About a headcanon : T because I don't understand the ratings and I don't own Hetalia

Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.

Nico falls in love with Burger King's new Summer Barbeque menu and drags Percy and Annabeth along for the ride. Oneshot.

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

After leaving Camp Half Blood after Bianca's death, Nico di Angelo was all alone, with no money, no one to turn to, and no reason to live. It was a one in a million chance that he'd run into Abdiel St Jude, one of the few people who knew what he was going through. But every now and then, when things seem like they can't get any worse, fate sends someone to help you through it.

In one meeting, Canada was visible. Yet maybe being visible to everyone wasn't as great as he thought it would be.

Timcampy sure knows how to pick 'em. Oneshot.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

The damn cat flew out of nowhere, and now Ed and Al have to go to school for the first time in years. -The Hell? Is Hogwarts prepared for the Fullmetal Alchemist? features the rarely seen Armor!Al

Sergeant Ludwig Belischimdt had never been one to judge others. He was peaceful, and a gentle soul, though some might think otherwise. He'd always done his job properly, with no questions asked and no hesitance so that no one might question his allegiance. But when war reunites Ludwig with his long lost friend, he's torn between following orders and following his heart.

HP/FMA Crossover. Voldemort has discovered a secret he is willing to use at his disposal, but nothing goes right: for anyone. Voldemort's willing to make adjustments. Ed just wants to go home. AU 6th year. Revamped/Continued.

Sequel to About Percy Jackson. Jason, Piper, and Leo are back and ready to actually get the dirt on Percy Jackson. So here's the question: If you could describe Percy Jackson in one word, what would it be? Why?

Some people have Christmas traditions. Some people have mortal enemies. Rarely do these things overlap. Several short chapters over 12 years. This is the tale of Armani's Christmas Eve.

Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.

Short Romano vs Prussia fight requested by Captain Universe. No pairings. Complete gong show. High School AU. I don't even.

Her Uncle Roy had installed many beliefs in her head: don't trust anyone, always have your wits about you, never assume anything about anyone. Knowing this, Elicia dreads the day she brings her first boyfriend home. Today is that day. Valentines day fic

Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.

Jason, Piper, and Leo are curious about missing camper, Percy Jackson. Follow them in their adventures as they find out about this strange guy Percy. Seriously, what normal demigod has a pet hellhound?

Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.

Hello. You're acquainted to The Crows. Yes, The Crows. It was something that happened purely by chance, and it stuck. I'm pretty sure it was directed as an insult to us, but well… it's catchy. And crows are quite remarkable creatures. Quite.

That night, he met more than Miss Policewoman. He met an investigator, a person who seemed strangely interested in exorcists… a doctor by the name of Edward Elric. No Slash.

A collection of short stories relating to anything and everything in D.Gray Man, minimal pairings, mostly about friendship. Chapter 26: Broken Promises The three promises in Kanda's life that were never kept

A series of oneshots about Christmas that go from crack to full cocaine. Written on a whim, not to be taken seriously unless you want to. Characters: Breda, Ed, Al, Havoc, Fuery, Hawkeye, Falman, Mustang, Hughes and the occasional Armstrong

In which Romano is kidnapped, Not Amused, and cunning, and the Bad Touch Trio makes it their mission to spread Christmas "joy." Crack-ish.

As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.

Battleship and former pirates are never a good mix.

In Which Octavian keeps receiving death threats from Percy's panda.

Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.

Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.

FMA Day one-shot 3.Oct.11 - There were a lot of things Ling was expecting when he came to the U.S. for college. Edward Elric was none of them. AU, EdLing!Frienship.

From the moment Mei first brings the tiny, grumpy panda home, her aunt knows this is a bad idea. Pre-series; oneshot.

Canada didn't think it would be different from his own country, despite the fact that he had been a student at Hogwarts twice in the past. Still, he'd hoped he would be remembered. Especially since he was only there because England had messed up again.

Every color has a meaning and the nations know that. Out of all the colors, they know the truth behind the color white the most. It means that a nation is about to dissapear completely. Canada's paper has been white for centuries.

With everything that goes on in Allen's life, Neah would know what's going on, wouldn't he? Of course. He couldn't let anything bad happen to his host, now could he? Neah's reactions and thoughts on happenings in his nephew's life. Rated for language.

Prussia fights to bring his little brother home. Austro-Prussian war, Prussia POV. Brothers are the king of awesome and Germany nee HRE. It's good, I promise, and has an Italian cameo. No, not the cute one. The angry one.

Today is Canada's birthday. And he's sure that this time everyone will remember. It'll be his best birthday ever! ...Right? Oneshot. Happy Canada Day everyone!

When accused of being a snake chimera during the final battle, Voldemort is not amused. One-Shot

All Percy wants to do on his 17th birthday is sleep in. Instead, he gets a surprise visitor hyped up on Red Bull. Rated T just cause.

Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.

Sequel to Much Ado About Everything. When Alfred and Matthew's birth parents come to Hearth, two people are concerned. What will Arthur and Francis do to be 'better' parents? Well, neither think better parents should appear to be estranged... Oh no. Also, ghosts.

Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,

Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

There were a thousand little things - word choice, knowledge of things he shouldn't have been present for - which gave away that Matthew was older than he looked. Based on the idea that Canada is Vinland. Contains France, UK, USA, Prussia, Nordics.

Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?

Allen walker was not always the kind, polite teenager that his friends knew him to be. When he is turned into the child he once was, just how will they react and look after their now even smaller friend? De-aging / Kidfic - NO YAOI

In which Kanda is a friend of the environment, Lavi can't decide whose friend he wants to be, and heavy machinery is kicked around. Nothing is simple when the most stubborn boy in the world insists on being green. AU.

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.

Allen asked the 14th some questions over tea.

Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.

Lost, stranded and alone in a strange alternate reality. Armani Dove's only hope of ever returning home rests solely in the hands of a young Irish criminal mastermind who shares his mother's name. Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Veritas OC Award.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Had Dumbledore not been so distracted, perhaps he could have prevented this. As it turned out though, Edward Elric was falsely accused and sent to Azkaban and Voldemort was the one to rescue him and gain his loyalty.

Even the vastest of armies, the most undefeatable of enemies, nor the most devastating of times can't seperate them. So why should a language barrier do so? Frienship fic. No pairings.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

Allen accidentally gets doused with a deaging potion and everyone learns he was anything but sweet. Allen's snarky, Kanda's himself, Lenalee's helpful, and Lavi schemes to show a 10 year old Allen how to have fun. Re-edited 4/10/16.

In which Taiwan and Hong Kong prove in their own special way that they should be allowed to world conferences... although whether or not that goal was achieved is questionable.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

Italy invites Germany and Prussia over for Sunday lunch. Romano disapproves, Prussia displays questionable taste in paintings, and Germany will not let go of the mandelbrot. GermanyxItaly, though the focus is on the laughs rather than the ship.

The son of Artemis meets his match and in the process is forced to juggle married life, an old flame, some interfering gods and a mission to prevent the total collapse of the universe. So, yeah... An average day for Armani. Beta by Shrrgnien.

There should probably be an upper age limit on board games. If you are passed two centuries, you probably shouldn't be allowed to play. FACE family.

Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far

Sequel to Comedy of Errors. Antonio and Lovino's wedding would be hard enough without Feliks getting bored, Alfred, Ivan, and Vash's separate attempts at matchmaking, and Ludwig ruining it all. 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps...'

Condemned to the insanity of Camp Half-Blood. Armani is swept up in an infuriating world of curious deities, resentful half-bloods, prophecies of doom and ghosts from the past. Why can't people leave him alone? Beta by Shrrgnien. Veritas OC Award Winner.

An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.

"What is birthday to you?" Right, he has never thought his birthday was important. It's just numbers anyway. It's not like he knows for sure if it's even valid. -Friendship OT4-. -Belated bday fic for Kanda.

Ed wants something spicy, Greed wants a break, and Ling thinks about home. Written for the FMA giftexchange on LJ with the prompt: Ed and Ling or Greedling - Comfort Food

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

An outing to America for a quick hockey game turns into an entire afternoon spent with his incorrigible brother, and Matthew is reminded that, for better or for worse, he and Alfred will forever share the indescribable bond of two brothers. ohgodthetitle

Hungary forces everyone at a world meeting to play with her new invention, the Rubik's Cube. No pairings

Ed reminds Al why it's no good to pick up strays. Written for fma fic contest's "Crazy Like A Fox " prompt.

In the 1920s, things are getting stressful at Romano's place; so he decides to crash at America's house for a while. Romano, America, 1920s... you know where this is going.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."

Two's a crowd in one's head; Allen has decided this is a simple fact of life, and if any of those annoying Noah try to tell him otherwise, he's punching them. In the face. Hard. The Fourteenth isn't exactly helping either, with his disapproval of sarcasm.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Be kind, be honest, be fair and just.

Their time is running out; Allen with the Noah inside him, and Kanda with the tattoo and the Lotus. But still, they try to live in this moment, and have somehow developed a sense of companionship with each other. However unexpected that might be.

A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.

AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.

Because a bet, a food eating contest, and Allen Walker are never a good mix. Warning: Crack and OOCness.

Ed finally reveals the real reason why he never drinks milk; trust me, it's not a pretty explanation. Not for the squeamish or easily sick. Rated T though cause Ed's in it.

Matthew Williams was used to being ignored. But never on his birthday. Especially by his brother…

America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.

This would be, perhaps, one of the less friendly outings Alfred F. Jones had attended. Not that he had an exceptional track record in the first place or anything.

Following his logical mind’s suggestion, Allen backed away and opted not to say anymore to the angry, angry chibi with the sword. Crack!

Allen has been learning Japanese, much to Kanda's horror. Crack. No pairings? Warning: Massacring of a sacred East-Asian language.

ONESHOT Not only does Kanda have to put up with that idiotic Lavi once again, he has to deal with a stupid street mutt as well. But perhaps Kanda is not as sharp as he likes to think he is...How could you miss what's right in front of you, over and over?

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Lavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:

After his return from Japan, Tiedoll is plagued with memories of the city, due in part to his living souvenir, new pupil Kanda. But perhaps he's just bending things incorrectly and Kanda may be just the person to show him how it's done. Boys are Hoshino's

-Kanda, Komui- They go to the new headquarters a day ahead of everyone else to prepare. It's very much not what Kanda was expecting. Komui is predictably amused.

Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.

AU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoi

Roy's gloves are missing, and Ed was the only one in the office. Did Ed take them? Will Roy find them? Will Riza Shoot Roy for... well... being Roy? Only those who read will find out! Humor one shot with hints of RoyxRiza and short jokes... oh, the short

A man and his son out on a simple shopping trip. What's wrong with this picture?

I don't like it when people call Niisan short.