Author has written 36 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Soul Eater, Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, Game of Thrones, and Fairy Tail. Name: Foch Yow Couche Ethnicity: I'm French obviously Age: Five at heart that's all you need to know Gender: I'm rapable Height: Veritcally challenged Weight: Ain't nobody got time for that Location: Watching you to make sure you read my stories Favorite Quote: 'Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional' - a random billboard I saw Anime's I've Seen
Pairings 1) NarutoxHinata 2) AmericaxEngland 3) NarutoxHakuxHinata I'm to lazy to do the rest right now, I'll do it later 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off. (Copy and Paste this if you don't know who Abercrombie and Fitch are!) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise verse copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you HATE Twilight, think Edward is a creepy stalker and Bella is a crazy fangirl, and are proud of your opinion, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Edward from the Twilight movie is so fucking ugly you wanna hit him with a baseball bat just to make him not so hideous, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW! 97% of teens (and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, watching, with popcorn, screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY MORON!", copy and paste this into your profile. this is this panda this is is panda this is how panda this is you panda this is keep panda this is a panda this is retard panda this is busy panda this is for panda this is forty panda this is seconds panda now read every 3rd word starting from the top copy and paste if you got it "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!" "peanut butter is brown because its brown" ""Life is too short to be lived seriously!" "This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob." "Dobby doesn't mean to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure." "Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!" "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped." "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." ""Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He's lost?" "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." "Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you." "The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on." "Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "People think it's fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." "You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them." "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried." "Violence isn't the answer. It's the question and the answer is yes!" "Come to the Dark Side. WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!" "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs." "All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets." "The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept." "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." "I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then..." "I hear voices, and they don't like you." "If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in the kitchen." "The more I get to know boys the more I like dogs." "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men... ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks." "There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead." "Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car." "Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young." "Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy." "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." "Do I look like a freakin' People Person?" "Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive." "Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film." "Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present." "I have the answer in my head. i just haven't found it yet." "Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. " "Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol." "Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!" "Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with..." "If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?!" "A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt." "If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty." "I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous" "Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid." "They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people." "Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate." "I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it." "When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then." "I'm not so good with the advice. Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?" "Love your enemies. It pisses them off" "I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain. I need that." "Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over." "Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to." "The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Tell the truth and run." "If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?" "You cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, I go save your pathetic butt." "Education is important. school however, is another matter." "I used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends." "All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for." "When in doubt, make up words!" "Ask no questions and I will tell no lies." "Home is not where you live, but where they understand you." "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up." "You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!" "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!" "I'm not insensitive, I just dont care." "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." "Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!" "The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!" "When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide." "A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work." "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..." "When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them." "The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not." "Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein. "Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder..." "It's on the interweb, oldie!" "Glitter, its the herpes of arts and crafts products." "Demotivational posters are tools to reveal long hidden sarcastic comment under the rule of political correctness." Copy and paste if these are you're new favorite quotes I am the kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Things you're not allowed to do in Avengers (and their consequences) Do not under any circumstances: 1. Tell Tony to stop acting like a child. He'll bring you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. Make Bruce angry. The Other Guy will beat you into the floor. The CONCRETE floor. 3. Talk like a pirate in the presence of Fury or Odin. Fury will probably shoot you, Odin will banish you. 4. Hide the poptarts from Thor. He will zap you with lightning. 5. Hand Natasha an eraser and tell her to get over the whole 'red-in-my-ledger' thing. She may not kill you, but you'll wish she had. 6. Insult or threaten Natasha in front of Clint. He will put an arrow in your eye socket. 7. Try to interrogate Loki. You will be scarred for life when he turns the tables and brings up every embarrassing and/or evil thing you've done. 8. Challenge Captain America's authority. That last time someone (cough*Thor*cough) did that, an entire forest was leveled. 9. Tease Coulson about his obsession with Captain America. He will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. 10. Try to take over the world. If you do, whatever they do to you will be your own fault. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir, When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who gets excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you (try to) sneak books into gym class, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others! Copy and paste this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile. |
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