Hello, people!

My name is Omega-Em-Z-01. You can call me that, or Omega, or whatever the heck you want :)

Things about me? I've been told that I'm smart, funny, wise, enjoyable, and a great friend. I like writing, painting, swimming, playing golf, drawing, hanging with my gals, and just enjoying life.

Most of my writing take place in the Transformers Prime universe, though I do occasionally write pieces from other iterations or fandoms should the inspiration hit me. While I do enjoy fanfic writing, I view it with secondary importance. My original works do take precedence, but asking me about my fanfiction and commenting on it encourages me to write more for it. So don't hesitate!

I do have a Tumblr account under the username @omega-em-z-02, where robot hell perfectly blends with grievances of writing and drawing. There you can ask me questions about my stories, I'd love to know what you're curious about!

Thanks for your support in reading!

Original Characters:

(and no, you may not steal them, at least not without permission)

Heart of a Warrior:

Novabolt- femme, lavender/gold

Silverstreak- femme, black/green

Stormrunner- femme, dark gray/red

Cryoblast- mech, silver/ dark blue

Sunspot- femme, gold/dark orange

Searay- femme, turquoise/lime green

Lightjet- femme, magenta/silver

Moonhopper- femme, light pink/white

Black Wolf:

Black Wolf- mech, black with tiny green highlights, immense strength

Primeval:

Terraclaw- femme, blue/light brown, Predacon, smaller dragon frame but very large wingspan

Dreadfire- mech, black/red, Predacon, breathes fire at an incredibly high temperature (than normal)

There are also a couple of other names that I use for side characters (like Maelstormer, Steelblaze, Digger Rex), but they're mentioned only once or twice.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

What Friends Say at Lunch

I thought the wedding ring went on the other hand.

Your boyfriend has to go.

Think about what you're going to say.

You need a speech filter!

The guy who was scootly-poopin' or whatever.

Dammit, she's right!

I am so used to making every woman in my life mad.

I sport pale well.

Black carrots.

All the ladies love my straight smile!

Are you remembering the first night of the honeymoon?!

Guzzling mono.

You can't deport me.

I hate all things.

You've been talk zoned.

There is no more meaning to my life.

I do say, that was a grand comeback!

Was your cat really old, or did it just up and die?

Bow-chika-meow-meow!

He drown a kitten when he was three. When your one of his many murder victims, that's when we get to say, "We told you so."

This is a friend-zone valentine!!!

I don't really trust me with skewers.

Ask the girl who says "melk" and "pellow".

"You're holding the ranch like it's a disease." "It is a disease!" (Sorry Ranch-lovers, but it is)

Inhale all the cookies!

We don't go to that extremity!

All the Emmys!!!

I filter people all the time.

Your boyfriend is a testament to douchebagery.

I know, life sucks. But what do we do when life sucks? Suck it up!

Well no wonder that scarf is a man-magnet; it's laced with pork!

I shall lead on a legion of wives!

Pay attention to the girl you find attractive.

Every time she says "communistic" or "socialistic," I want to punch her in the face.

The laws of physics are unkind to you.

fingers at donut* Vive le Revolution!

You, my friend, suck a great deal.

I have eyes that conceive!

Well, boo-freakin'-hoo.

Some people just need to be shot.

When he's President, terrorism won't matter, because we'll be fighting the bees.

There was a World War. You came back with your pennant, your horse, your life you're not injured. What did they keep you in the back?

This is America and I will mix my pudding if I want to! (LONG story)

You have your bench, please stop talking.

It's nice to have a minion.

"I bet if we changed her Netflix password she would finally get some sleep." "No, she would hunt us all down to get it back."

If you do drugs, I will beat you with a bowling ball.

Yes, everything is on purpose, except when i do it, then it's a mistake.

Not well enough, 'cause he's still alive.

I live and breathe social anxiety.

There are three kinds of people. There are those who say, "It's the last week of school, I'm gonna wear my bum clothes." There are those who say, "Hey, it's the last day of school, I'm gonna dress nice!" Then there are those who just stay the same. You are one of those people.

You, me, and erectile dysfunction. (oh cards against humanity)

"I hate protesters. They waste my time, never get anything done, and impact nothing." "Really? The French Revolution seemed to impact something."

P.S. If you guys want or think you can use any of the stuff I write up here for your story, honestly feel free. I do the same thing and I always makes me laugh :)

I can't comprehend the amount of stupidity you possess!

Geopolitical implicati rocks and politicians.

I shall return, unless I die from all the stupid in the bathroom.

He use to be pretty cool, but now he's pretty on steroids.

His voice is like a jaguar inside of a cello!

Is it about the thing we did at 3 am?

The woes and struggles of the privileged.

I feel like you're on the watch list.

Have you ever been beaten up by a piece of paper? I walked out of that class with shock and slight whiplash with the thousand-yard stare.

I was about to kill you with patriotism.

I don't trust salad.

Why do I can't this?

You know what's been keeping me sane today? This pear!

A true AP chem student is not measured by his percent error, but by his percent yield.

Beer's not a vegetable, you idiot.

It's not really procrastination. I'm letting myself get older, and therefore, wiser.

You hit me right in the self-esteem.

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's making up crap that people like to hear.

You don't have to be rich to have fun, but it's easier.

If I can't be chivalrous all the way, I might as well not be chivalrous at all.

I'd help you with your love triangle, but I've never even been in a love line.

Welcome to life. Some of it's fair, some of it's not. The part you are experiencing now is not.