Author has written 14 stories for Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, A song of Ice and Fire, and Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート. Awesome Fanfic Rec: Title: This Is Why The Men In Black Don't Outsource Writer: PandaFlower Fandom: Naruto Pairing: Uchiha Madara/Senju Tobirama (hinted) Summary: Hiruzen regrets ever needing science credits for his law degree. Madara regrets getting out of bed this morning. Somehow, there are wasps. It's just another day for Tobirama. Notes: AUTHOR'S TAGS: #Complete crack #it wasn't meant to be this way #but it is #Psudoscience #Absolutely fake science #Aliens #Just the one alien actually #Tobirama is not paid to care about bugs #so he doesn't #Madara isn't paid to care about aliens #yet he is anyway #Being Hiruzen is Suffering #all his friends help #being kagami is Suffering #his friends are no help #why aren't the sprinklers working x ''Joffrey was my blood, and I suppose I should feel something for him, but I don't. Perhaps I am the monster they claim. If the Father Above came down to offer me back my son or my hand, I know which I would choose.'' - The Eyes See True, by LadyLannister Roger, as it happens, is smitten to terrible, seething, Woman, I Am the Greatest Pirate of this Century, Perhaps All Centuries, Please Give Me the Honor of Being Mr. Captain Rouge pieces. - Amphitrite, by razbliuto ''Oh Great Morgoth, Enemy of Arda, Consumer of Gourmet Pizza, Destroyer of Worlds, Idealistic Sap, God Who Wasn't Hugged Enough, made helpless by a spell gone wrong. I bet you everyone living here wishes they had've got that one wrong.'' - Black Magic, by Lunatic Howling in the Night ''If you're asking me which I love more, Konoha, or my son, my answer is, fuck Konoha.'' - Demon by Nature, by Ranowa Hikura ''When are you going to achieve anything, huh? Gaara is Kazekage, your sister is the most beautiful kunoichi in the world, and you're still playing with dolls. Ugly dolls, too.'' - Vapors, by ElectraSev5n "Bitch, bitch, bitch, Mother Russia. Has America been fucking you so long you've forgotten how to top?" - Zugunruhe, by Talkjive ''Oh my Goddess.'' Cloud clutched his stuffed chocobo in terror. ''What if the Midgar Santa started a rebellion and war broke out? And the head Santa was assassinated? Then Christmas would be ruined!'' - Intelligent Conversation, by RegenesisX The girl's eyes were watering. ''Fluffy-san, do-'' SPLORCH! Sesshomaru's claws were covered in blood, and the girl's head dropped to the ground. - Mary-sues, Mary-sues EVERYWHERE!, by InseparableTwins After all, if the red mushroom made itching powder and the blue mushroom collapsed your lungs what difference was it really? - Pulling Your Own Strings, by ThatDudeCalledBob ''And you,'' the one-eyed shinobi accused, ''You're the worst of all! You're not only an old hag, but you hide it, as if we can't smell it on you!'' - Incident Report, by MoonClaimed ''The Gaealing knows too much, Supreme Leader,'' Stolfi's ominous monotone floated across the camp, ''Should we terminate it, and retreat to warn the invasion forces?'' - Thorns, by Vathara ''Oi, you got the better end of the deal. I got a whiny little bitch for a mate; you got the sexiest demon this side of... everywhere!'' - Biology, by SocialDegenerate Until the first airplane flies over head and you panic and make me barf in the middle of the sidewalk, Hikaru thought fondly. Or the first time you make me collapse when I refuse to indulge whatever inconvenient go-playing urge you develop. - Sixteen going on Twelve, by Starkaster Flashes of a peculiar light reflected in his eyes. ''I have seen dragons,'' he continued. ''I have rescued Kings. I have met giants. I have tamed the scariest monsters in the Grand Line. I have been to an island in the sky, where I have fought God, and won. I have gone back in time, escaped prisons, and found treasures that you wouldn't even dream about.'' I realized I'd stopped breathing. His grin widened even more, showing all his teeth. ''Come to the sea with me.'' - Setting Sail, by Zbluez ''Even if this wish turns out the way we think it will, and you save this world by changing history and wishing away your own existence, I will not forget. Even if I will have never met you, and if you were never born, I will remember. I swear it, Mar.'' - Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age!, by Phalanx ''I am you, Gwaedhglae, and you should cease speaking to yourself; this is a bad habit,'' the tree answered. ''You truly are the blindest of the blind that you must have this explained to you; you are in love. You have lost your bet.'' - Love Pays No Indemnity, by Jana ''It is my pride that is the foundation of everything I am. You are nothing without your facade and I am a stranger without my pride.'' - Sinner, by TillThatTime He felt like a father of 3 and his golden child had just become the problem child. Well, they were going to have a family dinner whether Amon liked it or not. - Carry Me Home, by Half SubmergedinPurgatory x “Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.” —Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011 x |
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