Author has written 9 stories for Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, and RWBY. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Funny puns, jokes, trivialities, etc. that make me laugh: (Some of which apply to me.) Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Something to note: 'Liar, liar pants on fire' translated into French and then back into English is: 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted. Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” A 'congress' is the name for a group of baboons. Hey! Don't insult baboons! True Facts: The human brain has a "morality switch" that dictates our ethics, and locks your brain onto one way of thinking based on societal conditions around two and a half years of age. By the time you're three years old, you are already trained to think a certain way. (Kinda scary when you think about politicians) Favorite Media: Films-Animated: The LEGO Movie How to Train Your Dragon (1 & 2) Any Pixar Film Kung Fu Panda (1 & 2) Monsters Vs Aliens The LEGO Batman Movie Films-Live Action: The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) The Dark Knight Trilogy The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Star Wars Star Trek II, IV, First Contact, Nemesis, 2009, Into Darkness The Princess Bride The Harry Potter Series Literature Happy Potter Series Inheritance Cycle Deltora Quest Series Live-Action TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Bones Castle Doctor Who Star Trek: Next Gen, Voyager, Enterprise Criminal Minds CSI Firefly Grimm Video Games: LEGO Video Games Legend of Zelda Series Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Injustice: Gods Among Us Dragon Age Series Western Animation: DCAU- Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League/Unlimited, Batman Beyond Teen Titans Danny Phantom Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra Gravity Falls Star Wars: The Clone Wars/Rebels Steven Universe Young Justice Music: (Bands/Artists) Two Steps From Hell Audiomachine Lindsay Sterling Peter Hollens Imagine Dragons One Republic Owl City Fall Out Boy "Weird Al" Yankovic Skillet Evanescence Queen AC/DC Maroon 5 The Piano Guys Pentatonix Other: BIONICLE RWBY Worm Note: I enjoy reviews, but do not ask when I will update something. Otherwise, bring on the comments and critiques. I value your feedback. |
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