The Black Widow can handle anything and anyone. Or so she thinks. But how is she going to handle the god of thunder and the many surprises he brings to her life, including a curly headed baby girl named Hermione? The Red Room certainly didn't prepare her for this.

[COMPLETED AT LAST] Bewteen H4/H5: After a year of leave, John is stationed on the UNSC Infinity. A human female with the looks and wits of Cortana is captured trying to infiltrate the ship, but she's not the only version of herself that has escaped Death, and the Universe is now a far more dangerous place to live in. BIG PLOT MCxC long slow-burn - Human!Cortana vs Rampant!Cortana

The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.