Luna Lovegood awakens during the Uchiha Massacre to find her brother has murdered the entire family; no one believes her when she says the Wrackspurts made him do it. Or how Naruto would turn out if Luna was an SI who lived life in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes.

Naruto is straight. He would never think of fantasizing about pretty, stupid, shameless Bastards anyways. Narusasu crack.

In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends. Non-massacre AU, always-a-girl!Gaara, Satsuki, & Naruko. Mostly crack-ish.

Hinata clinches her jaw and thinks of Neji, Neji who now is dead as she remains alive. She does not feel angry at this. That would imply Hinata feels anything other than bitter at the subject. Character death.

It's not that life means nothing to Sasuke these days; it's that Itachi's life has always meant everything. Itachi, Sasuke, non-chronological drabbles. Canon divergence.

A shinobi's body is their weapon; this means a kunoichi's body is a weapon as well. Many people—men with rough hands mostly, though sometimes silly boys filled with hormones and far, far too much blood as well—forget this, Ino knows.

His mother named him Love. His father named him Demon. Rasa, Gaara, Temari, gen.