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Joined 04-18-16, id: 7757469, Profile Updated: 03-29-17
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers, Hobbit, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello people who stumbled across my account. Here are some facts about me:

I am a girl.

I am a teen and do not, whatsoever, receive any payment from this site.

I like books and anime. I am in several fandoms and I'm a, as my sister would say it, 'player'. That I'm not 'faithful' to my fandoms. I admit I switch to different fandoms at a time but I do go back to them eventually. Currently, my fandoms are Hetalia - Axis Powers, Transformers, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (a bit), and possibly Fairy Tail. It's been a while since I checked their fanfics...

I like wolves and foxes but I'm not a pet person.

The profile pics do not belong to me. I usually get them from Google Images so, sorry to the artists for using your art without permission.

Sorry if my profile is too long. I tend to copy and paste stuff that catches my interest, but since will read this, eh, whatever.

Copy and post this on your profile if you hate stereotypes! Bold the one you are and punch the people who stereotypes others. Just kidding!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Maybe, my mother says I'm too thin)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I like dancing)

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (That is the point of of this of this website.)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (I'm none of these things except maybe the lesbian part, I'm still trying to figure out my sexuality)

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (At the moment, no, I do not want a boyfriend)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (My sis says I don't have a heart cause I don't cry at sad stories)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare. (I use this or the Swedish Death Stare a lot)

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!

Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, KiaraWangWilliams, Bluejay Blaze,Demigirl007, Canadaka-Eh, Shadow Geek 123

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Optimus Prime: Autobots transform and roll out

I'm a Fan and PROUD of it!

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a book worm, repost this

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Ninety-five percent of teenagers that are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

As a Writer, Reader, and Reviewer:

I will be courteous in all PMs and reviews. I will be polite, kind, and honest. Rudeness never got anyone anywhere.

I will never hold a chapter hostage. I write for me, and though reviews are fun and I enjoy getting them, they are not the reason I am here.

I will not give up if someone flames me or my stories. I have more important things to do than listen to people who have nothing better to do than trawl through stories and bash them to bits.

I will keep canon characters as close to canon as possible, unless writing a crack!fic or I have a very good reason.

I will strive to make my Original Characters believable and not invincible. Even Superman has a weakness, and nobody can identify with someone who has no faults.

I will proof-read everything before I post and get someone else to look it over if possible. I understand there will be mistakes, and that not many people enjoy decoding something before reading it.

I will not post chapters that consist of only author's notes. Not only is this against Fanfiction.net's rules, but people are not reading my stories to hear about my personal life.

I will not put down any story or author, instead offering my thoughts and polite advice.

I will do my very best to make my plots original and entertaining. If I must reuse an idea, I will make it as different and new as possible.

I will be a proud FanFiction writer, reader, and editor.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.

Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, VectorPrime155, AnswerTheCall, Jazzy the Jazz, Shadow Geek 123

Dear bullies,

See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? After that, he committed suicide

See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying

Repost this if you are against bullying.

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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Canada, Prussia] [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A Phantom Marooned by LordPugsy reviews
No one but Danny was suspicious when his English class was awarded an all-expenses paid cruise trip by an anonymous benefactor. Everyone but Danny thought it was bad luck when they became ship-wrecked on an island in the middle of nowhere. No one but Danny fully understood the dangers lurking in the trees. No one but Danny knew how much danger they were all in so far from home.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,303 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer - Complete
The Change by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. hinted mech/human, then mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel planned. Will be edited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 192,478 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
Synergy by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
A freak 'gas-line break' in the local cafe renders her blind and scarred, with no mention of the giant robots that caused the injury. Her brother is hauled in by 'Sector Seven,' whoever they are, for hacking top secret information. A car just kidnapped her, demanding her to take him to his twin brother. Since when does a car have a brother? Sunny/OC/Sides slow-build -COMPLETE-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 418,129 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 8,698 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 9,600 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28421 - Favs: 25,784 - Follows: 16,444 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 9,476 - Follows: 5,921 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
Reflections by The Last Letter reviews
Sam Manson, new to Amity, is being bullied by the school's elite, including golden boy Danny Fenton. Her only comfort in is the ghost boy who saved her after a vicious ghost attack. As Sam falls deeper into the web of Amity drama, she is just struggling to keep her life afloat. DXS Image by Torosiken
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,503 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Scars by fuzzykitty01 reviews
Kink Meme Fill: "When Easter was ruined in movie, Bunny nearly punched Jack but didn't. What if he had punched Jack? What if he didn't stop at just punching Jack?" Get a tissuebox mate, it's gonna be a doozey. WARNINGS: ANGST, ABUSE, itty bit of gore, trauma, H/C, T for safety
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Kiss of Language by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
The Tie That Binds by Botosphere reviews
RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,541 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Kitty Chronicles I: The Ultimate Kitty by Mallie1227 reviews
Dan Phantom's broken loose, but after an unsuccessful rendezvous with Danny, he accidentally gets turned into a cat. Now Danny has to figure out how to change Dan back and what's with this cat statue he saw Vlad accidentally drop?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,704 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Dan Phantom, Danny F. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
The Better Side of Bad by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
Some of Roxanne's earlier kidnappings at the hands of Megamind during which he shows he's not such a bad guy after all, going so far as to get revenge on her behalf or cure her illness. Not that our favorite blue villain would ever admit it. *Mild Swears*
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Mafia by SabrinaScissorhands reviews
The Hetalia characters play a friendly game of Mafia. America, Canada, Prussia, Germany, Russia, Italy, Romano, France, Japan, brief England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Prussia, America - Complete
Your Hearts In A Headlock by StarlingStorm reviews
Two Decades after the fall, Russia still feels alone. Driving home late on the eve of his sister's birthday he hits America. Russia soon finds out that he has taken something vital from the young nation, and if it isn't restored, the whole world changes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twin Times the Fun by Ray of Starlight reviews
Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy by dixiegurl13 reviews
G1-ish. A routine mission winds up being anything but for our favorite trine. Now grounded and with few options, Skywarp needs to find his wingmates before a more sinister force finds him. Fortunately for Skywarp, help is as close as your former enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,442 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp - Complete
A Different Way by Pagen Godess reviews
Sam has a gift. Ever since he was five he's been seeing giant robots. Some that are friendly and some that aren't. Now with the time of his visions approaching how's he going to help. Expeshally when he's stuck in the Tranquility Insane asylum.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,603 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Pocket Watch by Neo Yi reviews
Danny is dying...as well as stressed over his life, family, and friends, so the frustrated ghost boy heads over to Vlad's. Two lives clash as they both help each other deal with their own past, present, and eventual future. CHAPTER 12 IS UP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,184 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
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Five Times reviews
This is a bunch of '5 times' one shots. This story might also have '5 plus 1" one shots. Characters will vary because writing about one OTP is boring and I'll ran out of ideas. Rating may change but I doubt that. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016
Heels reviews
Skywarp asks a stupid question and Starscream resists the urge to kill him. (Please forgive my crappy summary. Please enjoy the story and Merry Christmas, guys!)
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Starscream - Complete
Period reviews
Prompt: Imagine explaining to your favorite Transformer what a period is. Starring Annabelle Lennox and Prowl! Has a couple or more curse words inside. (A drabble again... maybe) Cover image is not mine.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Pumpkins reviews
Bilbo and Thorin has a fight... over pumpkins. Fili and Kili find it hilarious. I guess this counts as a drabble...? Not sure. Cover image is not mine.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Not an Abomination reviews
Kili feels safe and loved and protected in the arms of his brother and uncle after someone called him an abomination. Just a short story.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Surprise Party reviews
Canada gets a party and Hong Kong gets a small mention. Sorry HK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Canada - Complete
I Can't Do What Now? reviews
From a prompt I found: "Bilbo goes off and cuts his hair short again and the next time he sees the Company, they are horrified ad go running into the bushes and yelling words of revenge. Bilbo is confused." I hope you enjoy this. I did.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Trypanophobia reviews
Jazz hides from Ratchet when he was supposed to have a check up. Everyone in the base, both humans and Autobots, are forced to look for the elusive saboteur due to a furious CMO. Jazz needs all the luck and all the skills he has to escape the Hatchet's wrath. Possible hilarity might ensue.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Jazz - Complete